Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2012: S

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Sabol, Steve  Born 2 October 1942  (Moorestown, New Jersey, USA) Died 18 September 2012  (Moorestown, New Jersey, USA) Age at death: 69  (read death notice) Sports film-maker, especially for American Football. Alfred Lord Heinous Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Sachs, Andrew Born 7 April 1930  (Berlin, Germany) Until 2008, best known as Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers'. Since Autumn 2008, he's been better known for receiving prank phone calls from overpaid Radio 2 presenters & having a rather sex-hungry granddaughter... Simpson's Stiffs

Sackhoff, Katee Born 8 April 1980  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Actress who starred in the TV revival of 'Battlestar Galactica'. Califorewarned, Oregoners, Washingtons Of Bodies Away

Saenz, José Born 4 August 1975  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Gang member and one of the FBI's top ten fugitives. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Safar, Adel Born in Damascus, Syria  (exact date unknown) Prime Minister of Syria. How long for is anyone's guess… Johnny Helmet and the Akimbo's

Safin, Marat Born 27 January 1980  (Moscow, Russia) Mercurial Russian former tennis player. Game Set Death Match

Safka, Melanie Born 3 February 1947  (Queens, New York, USA) Singer, whose most famous song is 'Brand New Key', a hit in 1971. Deadstock

Sagor Maas, Frederica  Born 6 July 1900  (New York, New York, USA) Died 5 January 2012  (La Mesa, California, USA) Age at death: 111  (read death notice) Early Hollywood screenwriter. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die Gray Panthers Poker & Tetas Killjoy Extravaganza Tentoesup

Sainsbury, Roger Born 2 October 1936  (place of birth unknown) Former Bishop of Barking. Roger And Out

Saint-Mleux, André Born 25 September 1920  (place of birth unknown) Minister-of-State for Monaco from 1972-1981. Died in October 2012 but no obit. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Saks, Gene Born 8 November 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Tony Award winning director best known for his collaborations with playwright Neil Simon. Directed the film version of 'The Odd Couple' as well as the stage version. Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins

Saldivar, Yolanda Born 19 September 1960  (Jimenez, Tamaulipas, Mexico) Killer of popular Mexican singer Selena. Ne'er-Do-Wells!

Saleh, Ali Abdullah Born 21 March 1946  (Al Ahmar, Yemen) President of Yemen since 1990. ...And I Feel Fine! David the Aspie Drop Deadline Dead Raccoon

Sales, Eugênio  Born 8 November 1920  (Acari, Rio Grande do Norte, Brazil) Died 9 July 2012  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Former Archbishop of Rio de Janeiro and currently the longest serving cardinal. The Cardinals

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series 'Last of the Summer Wine'. More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of 'Wallace & Gromit'. Cracking! Alphabetti-Deathi Are You Still Dying, Darling? Chelski Pensioners V Dirty Rotten Spunkers Completely Top Hatters Criptkicker2 Big Mo Gaddafi's Empty Dressing Up Box Dance On Your Grave Death Is Not The End Don't Eat The Figs Final Curtain Who’s Dead? Hardwood Surround Jesus Jones Bongo In A Box Juicy Janny Living In A Box Nervous Nineties Scarborough's Slanted Succumbed SeasideEssexXile Soylent Dreams Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Death Stars The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Tartan Flatliners @JonesEuro You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Salvadori, Roy  Born 12 May 1922  (Dovercourt, Essex, England) Died 3 June 2012  (Monte Carlo, France) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Despite the name, an English motor racing driver in the 1950s and '60s. Octopus of Odstock

Sammartino, Bruno Born 6 October 1935  (Pizzoferrato, Italy) Popular Italian wrestler in the 1960s and '70s WWE Can't Find A Pulse

Sandler, Adam Born 9 September 1966  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Inexplicably popular and unfunny comedian and actor. Wikipedia's Random Article

Sandoval, Pete Born 21 May 1963  (Santa Ana, El Salvador) Drummer for death metal band Terrorizor. Día De Muertos

Sandusky, Jerry Born 26 January 1944  (Washington, Pennsylvania, USA) Former coach of the Penn State University American football team, arrested in 2011 for alleged sexual abuse. Harry Patch's Love Child The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Sanger, Frederick Born 13 August 1918  (Rendcombe, Gloucestershire, England) Biochemist, twice Nobel Prize winning laureate, the only living person to be so honoured. Al Andar Muerto Unexpected, But Who Knows Weed 'Em And Reap

Sanha, Malam Bacai  Born 5 May 1947  (Dar Salam, Guinea-Bissau) Died 9 January 2012  (Paris, France) Age at death: 64  (read death notice) President of Guinea-Bissau from 2008 until his death early in 2012. Coffinitup David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Poker & Tetas Killjoy Extravaganza The Living End The Newstreet Boys Death Squad You Must Be Croaking!

Santana, Carlos Born 20 July 1947  (Autlán de Navarro, Jalisco, México) Popular Mexican rock guitarist. Deadstock

Santana, Manuel Born 10 July 1938  (Madrid, Spain) Former tennis player, Wimbledon Champion in 1966. Game Set Death Match

Santos, Djalma Born 27 February 1929  (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Former Brazil international footballer. Member of the 1958 and 1962 World Cup winning teams. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Santos, Nilton Born 16 May 1925  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Former Brazil international footballer. Was a hugely talented left wing back and won the FIFA World Cup for Brazil in 1958 and 1962. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Sarjeant, Marcus Born in Capel-le-Ferne, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Youth who fired six blank shots at Queen Elizabeth II in 1981. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Sárközy, Pál Born 5 May 1928  (Budapest, Hungary) Father of former Presdent of France Nicolas Sarkozy Mummy & Deady

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt?

Sary, Ieng Born 24 October 1925  (Loeung Va, Tra Vinh, Cambodia) Former Deputy PM & Foreign Minister of Cambodia & one of Pol Pot's chief henchmen during the Khmer Rouge days. Drunkasaskunk

Sassoon, Vidal  Born 17 January 1928  (London, England) Died 9 May 2012  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Former hairdresser and hawker of hair care products. Better Them Than Us! The Don Dead Spotters Diet Of Worms Exit Stage Left Grobler's Stiff Ones I Drink Your Milkshake Inigo, I Hope We Win Composition Of Death Pan Breed Song To The Siren Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Star Dust The End of the World As We Know It the_engineers This Is Your Death Tick Tock Windsor The Troll

Saulters, Robert Date and place of birth unknown Former Grand Master of the protestant Orange Order in Northern Ireland. Stood down from this role in November 2010. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (place of birth unknown) Convicted fraudster who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... Old Lags And Old Slags See You In Hell

Saunders, Jennifer Born 6 July 1958  (Sleaford, Lincolnshire, England) Actress and comedian who emerged from the alternative comedy scene of the 1980s with her on-screen partner Dawn French. Later wrote and starred in the hugely successful '90s sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Saunders, Ron Born 6 November 1932  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Former manager of Aston Villa, Birmingham City and West Bromwich Albion. Premiership Legends

Saura, Carlos Born 4 January 1932  (Huesca, Spain) Film director. Día De Muertos

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, played Fred Elliott in 'Coronation Street'. Brown Bananas Hippoposthumous

Saward, Eric Born 9 December 1944  (place of birth unknown) Script editor on 'Doctor Who' from 1981-86. Rotters

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in 'Fawlty Towers' and went on to appear in 'After Henry' and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. Prunella Vulgaris 2012

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party, which has had little success at the polls. Juicy Janny LARD Yorkshire Crypt Kickers Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Scarpa, Joe Born 4 October 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Former professional wrestler known as Chief Jay Strongbow, who tussled with the likes of "Superstar" Billy Graham in the 1970s. Died in April 2012 but no obit. WWE Can't Find A Pulse WWE Hall Of Death

Schabowski, Günter Born 4 January 1929  (Anklam, Pomerania, Germany) Former official of the ruling party in East Germany, the SED. Inadvertently provoked the tearing down of the Berlin wall in 1989 by announcing that the border restrictions had been lifted. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schaeuble, Wolfgang Born 18 September 1942  (Freiburg im Breisgau, Germany) German finance minister, Chancellor Merkel's er...Chancellor. Death Speaks German

Schafer, Hans Born 19 October 1927  (Köln-Zollstock, Germany) Former West German international footballer. One of the heroes of the country's unexpected World Cup triumph in 1954. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schappell, George Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With Lori, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Schappell, Lori Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With George, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Scheel, Walter Born 8 July 1919  (Solingen, Germany) Federal President of West Germany, 1974-79. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schell, Maximilian Born 8 December 1930  (Vienna, Austria) Veteran film actor with a career spanning 50 years and an Oscar for his role in 'Judgment at Nuremberg'. Has diabetes, and after collapsing at a film festival in 2000, was diagnosed as suffering from acute pancreatitis as well. Godfather to Angelina Jolie. Wayne Manor

Schimmelpenninck van der Oye, Gratia Maria Margretha Born 12 July 1912  (Doorn, Utrecht, Netherlands) Dutch alpine skier. Died in February 2012 but no obit. Her Dead Highness

Schlafly, Phyllis Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Keeper Of The Heads

Schlesinger, James Born 15 February 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) American politician who served under three U.S. presidents. Oversaw the withdrawal of American military personnel from Vietnam as Secretary of Defense in 1975. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Schmidt, Helmut Born 23 December 1918  (Hamburg, Germany) German politician from the left-of-centre SPD party. Served as Chancellor of Germany from 1974-82. Death By Hemeloids Deathpig Food For Worms  Falling Off The Perch Glorious Leaders Hell To The Chief Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Sick Scouser In Black Soylent Dreams The End of the World As We Know It The Grey Horde

Schneider, Vreni Born 26 November 1964  (Elm, Switzerland) Triple gold medalist at the Winter Olympics in skiiing. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Schockemoehle, Alwin Born 29 May 1937  (Meppen, Province of Hanover, Germany) German showjumper. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Schuettler, Rainer Born 25 April 1976  (Korbach, Hesse, Germany) German professional tennis player. Game Set Death Match

Schultz, David Born 1 June 1955  (Madison County, Tennessee, USA) Retired Ameican wrestler. WWE Can't Find A Pulse

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor and former bodybuilder. "Governator" of California from 2003-2011. Necronomicon Peter Pan Complex

Schwarzer, Alice Born 3 December 1942  (Wuppertal, Germany) Leading German feminist. Going The Way Of The Wall

Schweiker, Richard Born 1 June 1926  (Norristown, Pennsylvania, USA) Former Secretary of Health and Human Services under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Scott, Carol Lee Born 26 May 1949  (place of birth unknown) Actress and singer known to a certain generation as Grotbags in the various Emu TV series. The Tartan Flatliners

Scott, Doug Born 29 May 1941  (Nottingham, England) Celebrated mountaineer, the first Englishman to climb Everest, in 1975. They’ll Die With Their Boots On, Mostly

Scott, Lizabeth Born 29 September 1922  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) Actress, specialising in film noir roles. Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins

Scowcroft, Brent Born 19 March 1925  (Ogden, Utah, USA) Former US security adviser to Presidents Ford and Bush, Sr. Kennedy Driving School

Scrimm, Angus Born 19 August 1926  (Kansas City, Kansas, USA) Actor, known chiefly for his role as "The Tall Man" in 'Phantasm'. One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food

Scudamore, Michael Date and place of birth unknown Former Jockey, whose son and grandson have followed suit. Born 1933. Toast of the Turf

Sebastian, Cuthbert Born 22 October 1921  (St Kitts) Governor General of St. Kitts and Nevis and currently the World's oldest head of state. Drunkasaskunk Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Sebastian, John Born 17 March 1944  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter and founder of US pop band The Lovin' Spoonful. Deadstock

Sedaka, Neil Born 13 March 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Pop singer, songwriter & pianist, composer of 'Is This The Way to Amarillo?' C.A.Daver

Sedgman, Frank Born 29 October 1927  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian tennis player, winner of 5 grand slam titles. Game Set Death Match

Seeger, Pete Born 3 May 1919  (New York, New York, USA) Folk singer, songwriter and political activist. Wrote or co-wrote 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?', 'If I Had a Hammer' and 'Turn, Turn, Turn'. Clog Poppers The Forrest Lawn Jockeys If Living Is Without You Professor Sicko Now! That's What I Call Dying Soylent Dreams Tomb It May Concern

Segal, Jeffrey Born 1 August 1920  (London, England) Actor, best known, to a certain age of UK society, as Arthur Perkins in 'Rentaghost'. One Scythe Fits All

Segal, Zohra Born 27 April 1912  (Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India) Veteran Indian actress. Ghouls In The Night

Segura, Pancho Born 20 June 1921  (Guayaquil, Ecuador) Ecuadorian professional tennis player in the days before the Open era. Bxboy422

Selby, Tony Born 26 February 1938  (Lambeth, London, England) Veteran British actor, mostly on TV. We Request A Premier League Funeral

Selebi, Jackie Born 7 March 1950  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Former president of Interpol before having his own collar felt and was found guilty of corruption in 2010. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Semple, Jr., Lorenzo Date and place of birth unknown Hollywood scriptwriter for the 'Batman' TV series and films such as 'The Parallax View'. Born 1923. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Sendak, Maurice  Born 10 June 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Died 8 May 2012  (Ridgefield, Connecticut, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Artist, writer & children's book illustrator. Life Zucks! Lights Out!

Senna, Bruno Born 15 October 1983  (São Paulo, Brazil) Formula 1 racing driver and nephew of the legendary Ayrton Senna. If Living Is Without You

Sensible, Captain Born 23 April 1955  (London, England) Guitarist/bassist with punks The Damned. You wot? Punks, Not Dead

Senussi, Abdullah Born 5 December 1949  (Sudan) The late Colonel Gaddafi's brother-in-law and former head of Libyan intelligence. Rotters

Serpico, Frank Born 14 April 1936  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) New York police officer who's stand against corruption in the department was the subject of Sidney Lumet's 1971 film starring Al Pacino. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Serra, Richard Born 2 November 1939  (San Francisco, California, USA) American minimalist sculptor. All Death Is Consolation

Severinsen, Carl Hilding "Doc" Born 7 July 1927  (Arlington, Oregon, USA) American jazz & pop trumpeter. Dying For Some Points Wayne Manor

Sewell, Brian Born 15 July 1931  (Kensington, London, England) Outspoken conservative art critic who writes for the London Evening Standard and doesn't like Northerners. Or women. The Obnoxious Twenty

Sfeir, Nasrallah Boutros Born 15 May 1920  (Rayfoun, Lebanon) Lebanese cardinal. Patriarch of Antioch and All the East from 1986-2011. The Cardinals

Shackleford, Ted Born 23 June 1946  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Actor, best remembered for his role in 'Knots Landing'. Breathless In Seattle

Shagari, Shehu Born 25 February 1925  (Shagari, Sokoto State, Nigeria) President of Nigeria from 1979-1983. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Shames, Edward Born 13 June 1922  (place of birth unknown) Member of the U.S. 506th PIR "Easy Company" who fought in Normandy in the Second World War. As seen on TV in 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Shamir, Yitzhak  Born 15 October 1915  (Ruzinoy, Poland) Died 30 June 2012  (Tel Aviv, Israel) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Prime Minister of Israel from 1983-84 and again from 1986-92. Ironically started his political career as a member of an underground Jewish militant organization opposed to the British occupation of Palestine in the 1930s and '40s. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bestie's Boys Bitter Violet Cap'n Ohtz Coffinitup Crossing The Styx DDP Tofoa The Deathlist Re-visited Part 2/2 Death Nebula 3001: Who Will Be The Last Standing Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Doornails R Us Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Glorious Leaders Guild Of Master Reapers Hell To The Chief Lead, Follow and Die This Year Live Forever With Line 5 Weakend At Bernies Composition Of Death Octopus of Odstock Old People Party Of 20 Ollie's Monking Hitlist Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Mike Oxard's Showbusiness 20 Sick Scouser In Black Inquilinekea/Simfish Stone Dead Cert Team Cat AIDS The End of the World As We Know It Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Old Ones Are The Pests The Other Side Of Sunday The Unspiritualist The Worst Acronym Team Wall Street Massacre Welshman We’re All Gonna Die! Who Turned Out The Lights?

Shane, Paul Born 19 June 1940  (Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England) Miner-turned-actor who became famous as Ted Bovis in the 1980s sitcom 'Hi-de-Hi!', and infamous for what is surely the worst live singing performance of all time, on the BBC's 'Pebble Mill' programme in 1996. See it here if you dare - and no, he wasn't doing it deliberately. Bay-bee bay-BEH! Grobler's Stiff Ones Team Cat AIDS You Have Been Living

Shankar, Ravi  Born 7 April 1920  (Varanasi, West Bengal, India) Died 11 December 2012  (San Diego, California, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) The Beatles' sitar guru. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........  Deadstock  Ambledown Breathless In Seattle Clog Poppers Dead Is Dead Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets Death Nebula 3001: Who Will Be The Last Standing Deathglam Industries Diet Of Worms Kentucky Fried Genocide Nervous Nineties Sick Scouser In Black Now! That's What I Call Dying Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You Must Be Croaking!

Shannon, Tres Born in Portland, Oregon, USA  (exact date unknown) Owner of a doughnut store in Portland, USA. Born 1966. If he gets a UK obit, my name is King Whoopsie Wibble III. Califorewarned, Oregoners, Washingtons Of Bodies Away

Sharif, Omar Born 10 April 1932  (Alexandria, Egypt) Actor and bridge-player who will probably be remembered for his roles in the David Lean epics 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Dr Zhivago', rather than for his role in headbutting a French policeman in 2003. Real name: Michael Shalhoub. Address Unknown "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Gwynhafyr

Sharon, Ariel Born 27 February 1928  (Kfar Malal, Palestine (now in Israel)) Prime Minister of Israel 2001-06. Has been in a coma since suffering a massive stroke in January 2006. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Alison The Assassin Marc’s Sparks Croaky Bad People Bazzilliant Bladerunner Buzzards Chelski Pensioners V Clathrate Gun Crofty's Coffin Crew Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Dead Enders Deadfellas Drop Deadline Dead Loss Dead Raccoon Again Death From Down Under Deathpig Death Stalks United Eejit Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Falling Off The Perch Funeral Holmes Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings Glorious Leaders Golden Oldies! Green Machine H5N1 HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround Hell To The Chief I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead I’m Not Stiff It's Just Mourning Glory It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Jill Dando's Cat Just Die Will You Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Luck Of The Dead Weakend At Bernies Morbid United FC Mors Certa Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Nil By Mouth Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? Ollie's Monking Hitlist Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Carrie In The Nidge Brady's Childish Death Strike Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Stiffs R Us Stone Dead Cert Term Limits The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Unspiritualist The Voodoogurus Toasted Brown Bread Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wall Street Massacre Wayne Manor You Must Be Croaking!

Sharp, Peter Born 11 August 1939  (Invercargill, New Zealand) Former New Zealand cricket international. Died in February 2012 but no obit. Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote his own series of science-fiction novels, "TekWar", which were subsequently adapted for TV. Has recorded highly amusing cover versions of The Byrds' 'Mr Tambourine Man' and Pulp's 'Common People'. Hangman's XX I Absolutely Despise Adam Wood Mr & Mrs Drummerboy On The Box/In The Box Prunella Vulgaris 2012 Spongebob Ate My Hamster Tarkinator Wot The Deuce

Shavers, Earnie Born 31 August 1945  (Garland, Alabama, USA) Former heavyweight boxer. Fought Muhammad Ali for the World championship in 1977, losing on points. Rotters

Shaw, Run Run Born 4 October 1907  (Shanghai, China) Hong Kong film producer; founder of Shaw Studios; major benefactor of HK public works. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Body Snatcher's Body-Count Dave's Bungalow Of Death Old People Party Of 20 The World Ends This Year Anyways Twenty Tons Of Fun?

Shea, George Beverly Born 1 February 1909  (Winchester, Ontario, Canada) Prominent singer/songwriter of gospel music. Gray Panthers Old People Party Of 20 Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Old Ones Are The Pests Tim's Terminal Twenty

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." 5 Feet And 1 To Go ...And I Feel Fine! Coffinitup Dead And Don't Know It Drop Deadline Debbie's Deadbeats I Told You I Was Ill It's Time To Kick The Bucket Killed By Death Last Train To Palookaville Laughter Kills Let Us Embalm You Mave's Graves Miss Creant Nil By Mouth Ninja Zombies Rule! Not At All Well Noz4news Oh Shit! I'm Dead! Peter Pan Complex Rotting Kanzlerin The Honey Trap Say Hi To Uncle George Scarborough's Slanted Succumbed Snort The Ashes Tango Uniform The Demon Of Success The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Voodoogurus Who Turned Out The Lights? What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen's real name is Ramon Estevez, while Charlie's is Carlos), he is constantly getting busted for his leftist political protests. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Ohio And Goodbye-O Rotting Kanzlerin

Shelby, Carroll  Born 11 January 1923  (Leesburg, Texas, USA) Died 10 May 2012  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Car designer and manufacturer, famous for his Mustang and Cobra. Brown Bread

Shelley, Burke Born 10 April 1947  (Tiger Bay, Wales) Bass guitarist with 1970s Welsh rockers Budgie. Scarborough's Slanted Succumbed

Shenouda III, Pope  Born 3 August 1923  (Asyut, Egypt) Died 17 March 2012  (Cairo, Egypt) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) The 117th Pope of Alexandria and the Patriarch of All Africa on the Holy Apostolic See of Saint Mark the Evangelist of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria. Might need a big business card as a result... A Pelican In The Wilderness Crossing The Styx The Dead Certs

Shepherd, Richard Born 6 December 1942  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Conservative MP for Aldridge-Brownhills since 1979. Morbid Midlands XX

Sheridan, Alice Date and place of birth unknown Polical activist and mother of maverick socialist politician Tommy. Drunkasaskunk

Sheridan, Dinah  Born 17 September 1920  (Hampstead, London, England) Died 25 November 2012  (Northwood, Middlesex, England) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) British TV & film actress - 'Genevieve', 'Don't Wait Up', 'The Railway Children' etc. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Obituarynotice Pickett's Popped Off Picks

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Responsible for coming up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', and the songs in any number of Disney's 'Winnie the Pooh' travesties. However, can be forgiven for 'The Aristocats' and 'The Jungle Book'. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Sherwood, Madeleine Born 13 November 1922  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian actress. Thatcher Must Die FFS! Wayne Manor

Shevardnadze, Eduard Born 25 January 1928  (Manati, Lanchkhuti, Georgia) Former KGB official and Soviet foreign minister who became leader of the Republic of Georgia following the break-up of the USSR. Initially popular, he was finally forced to resign the presidency at the end of 2003, following huge public protests. 6feetunder

Shipley, Debra Born 22 June 1957  (Kidderminster, Worcestershire, England) Former Labour MP for Stourbridge. Suffering from cancer. Toasted Brown Bread

Shirin, Fawzia Born 5 November 1921  (Alexandria, Egypt) Princess of Egypt and Sudan, sister of King Fruq; former Queen of Iran, first wife of Mohammed Reza Pahlavi (1939-48) Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader

Shivers, Brian Date and place of birth unknown Man accused of the murder of two soldiers at Massereene barracks in 2009. Born 1965. Better Them Than Us!

Short, Edward Watson  Born 17 December 1912  (Northumberland, England) Died 4 May 2012  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Former Deputy Prime Minister in Harold Wilson's Labour government, Education Secretary from 1968-70, Leader of the House of Commons, and now member of the House of Lords (under the name of Baron Glenamara) and Chancellor of Northumbria "University". Cap'n Ohtz Dance On Your Grave Drunkasaskunk Grim McGraw Grobler's Stiff Ones The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Worst Acronym Team Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Shreve, Larry Born 11 January 1941  (Windsor, Ontario, Canada) Former WWE wrestler known as "Abdullah the Butcher". WWE Hall Of Death You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Food For Worms "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Sarah Palin’s Death Panel

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. David the Aspie Evilies Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Siddell, Peter Born in Auckland, New Zealand  (exact date unknown) New Zealand artist. Born 1935. Died in 2011 so no points. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Sihanouk, King  Born 31 October 1922  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Died 15 October 2012  (Beijing, China) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Crowned King of Cambodia in 1941, but then abdicated 14 years later - in favour of his father. However, he subsequently became prime minister and was elected head of state in 1960 - only to be overthrown by a coup in 1970. Five years later the Khmer Rouge took control, and Sihanouk was head of state once more. But whaddaya know, almost immediately he'd been forced out of office. Then what happens? In 1982 he teams up with the Khmer Rouge (after they've been booted out by the Vietnamese) and becomes president in exile of the government of Democratic Kampuchea. He returned to Cambodia in 1991, and two years later, guess what? He's reinstated as King of Cambodia. Throughout all of this, he somehow found the time to direct, produce and score 28 films. The saxophone-playing Tom Jones fan suffers from diabetes, heart problems, and colon cancer. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ …and There Was Great Rejoicing Bazzilliant Breathless In Seattle Again Death From Down Under Drop Dead Celebration Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Glorious Leaders Hell To The Chief Lead, Follow and Die This Year Luck Of The Dead Miss Creant Carrie In The Nidge See You In Hell Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Blonde Ballers Term Limits The Conqueror Worm Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader There's A Shiva In The Park You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Silla, Felix Born 11 January 1937  (Rome, Italy) Actor - played Cousin Itt in 'The Addams Family'. Lights Out!

Sillett, John Born 20 July 1936  (Southampton, Hampshire, England) Former manager of Coventry City. Led the Sky Blues to the FA Cup in 1987. Morbid Midlands XX

Silva, Henry Born 15 September 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor who has appeared in numerous American and European films, such as 'The Manchurian Candidate' and the original 'Ocean's 11', as well as futuristic TV series 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Ghouls In The Night

Silver, Horace Born 2 September 1928  (Norwalk, Connecticut, USA) Jazz pianist and composer. Dying For Some Points

Sim, Gerald Born 4 February 1925  (Liverpool, England) British TV & film actor, in a host of roles, including the vicar in 'To The Manor Born'. Obituarynotice

Sim, Sheila Born 5 June 1922  (Liverpool, England) Actress, wife of Sir Richard Attenborough. Don't Eat The Figs

Simmons, Earl Born 18 December 1970  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Rapper known as "DMX". Perishing Kids

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. 1 Dead In Ohio Ash Cream

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Simpson, Dudley Born in Melbourne, Australia  (exact date unknown) Prolific composer on TV shows such as 'Doctor Who' and 'Blake's 7'. Born 1922. Time's-Up Team

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a "spot of bother" with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! Deadly As Sin Till You Win Hit Me With Your Best Shot Old Lags And Old Slags

Simpson, Reg Born 27 February 1920  (Sherwood, Nottingham, England) English Test cricketer of the 1940s and '50s. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Lord Football's Death Certificate Certainties

Simpson, Robert Born 19 November 1912  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) Meteorologist and hurricane specialist. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Simpson Baker, Mattie Shirley Date and place of birth unknown Older sister of OJ Simpson. Born 1943. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Sinclair, Clive Born 30 July 1940  (Richmond, London, England) Businessman & entrepreneur, the man behind the ZX81 & Spectrum computers and much more infamously, the C5 electronic bike/buggy/car, which, quite frankly, was an unmitigated disaster. Trojan Hearse

Sinden, Donald Born 9 October 1923  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Actor, prolific on stage, screen & TV, with major roles in 'Two's Company', 'Never The Twain' and 'Judge John Deed'. Knighted in 1997. Diepod Shuffle Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles Tick Tock

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot Ne'er-Do-Wells! Professor Sicko

Sirikit, Queen Born 12 August 1932  (Bangkok, Thailand) Queen consort of Thailand. Death Is Not The End

Sirleaf, Ellen Johnson Born 29 October 1938  (Monrovia, Liberia) President of Liberia. Nobel Loserettes

Sisnett, James Born 24 February 1900  (Saint George, Barbados) The second oldest man in the World as of the end of 2011. Biologically Dead

Sistani, Ayatollah Born 4 August 1930  (Mashad, Iran) Radical Iraq Shia Muslim cleric, involved in trying to reshape post-Saddam Iraq. Clathrate Gun

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. George Lass and the Gravelings The Blue And White Reaper

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. A Pelican In The Wilderness Juicy Janny

Skinner, Frank Born 27 January 1957  (West Bromwich, England) Teacher-turned-comedian who along with fellow comedian David Baddiel and the Lightning Seeds had a number one hit single in 1996, with 'Three Lions'. Jules Rimet is still gleaming as of 2011... Wishful Thinking

Sledge, Percy Born 25 November 1940  (Leighton, Alabama, USA) Soul singer, best remembered for singing 'When A Man Loves A Woman'. See You In Heaven Tomb It May Concern

Sleep, Wayne Born 17 July 1948  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Acclaimed ballet and classic dancer, occasional actor. Going, Going, Gone

Slocombe, Douglas Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Cinematographer, particularly well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Grobler's Stiff Ones Insert Name Here Kentucky Fried Genocide

Sloman, Roger Born 19 May 1946  (London, England) Actor best known for his role in the 1975 Mike Leigh TV play 'Nuts in May'. Roger And Out

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in 'Love Thy Neighbour' in the 1970s. We’re All Gonna Die!

Smith, Alan "Aynuk" Date and place of birth unknown Black country comedian. Morbid Midlands XX

Smith, Andrew Born in Hull, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Partner of former 'Doctor Who' supremo Russell T. Davies. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Dead Ends The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Living End This Mortal Coil Weed 'Em And Reap

Smith, Bobby Born 10 April 1936  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Singer with The Spinners soul group but called the Detroit Spinners because of the Irish folk band of the same name. Motown Morgue: This Old Heart Attack Of Mine

Smith, Cal Born 7 April 1932  (Gans, Oklahoma, USA) Country musician known for this 1974 hit 'Country Bumkin'. Grand Ole Opry XX

Smith, Huston Born 31 May 1919  (Suzhou, China) Religious scholar. Born in China to methodist missionaries. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Smith, Keely Born 9 March 1932  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Jazz singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Smith, Lianne Date and place of birth unknown Woman currently held in Spain, in charged with the murder of her two children in at an hotel in May 2010. Born 1966. …and There Was Great Rejoicing Carkers Convention 2012

Smith, Liz Born 11 December 1925  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows ('An Evening with Lily Savage', 'So Graham Norton') as...er...a batty old lady. Biggiez Smallz Biologically Dead Coffin Fit Don't Eat The Figs Drop Dead Celebration The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Guess Who's Dead? Researched To Death Hunting Halos Jellydead Jesus Jones Living In A Box Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mourning Glory Only Fools & Corpses Windsor's OBE Over My Dead Body Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Stiffer Steaks - 2012 The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Lovegrove

Smith, Madeline Born 2 August 1949  (Hartfield, Sussex, England) Buxom actress of Hammer films and comedies. Old People Smell Of Piss

Smith, Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in 'Death On The Nile' and 'A Room With A View', and more recently in the various Harry Potter adaptations. Live Forever With Line 5 Misslucky The Celebrity Undertaker

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Partridge As Reaper People I Think Might Die In 2012 United

Smith, Mel Born 3 December 1952  (Chiswick, London, England) Comedian, now a TV producer/executive, one half (or rather three-quarters) of the British 'Smith & Jones' comedy duo. Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

Smith, Nicholas Born 5 March 1934  (Banstead, Surrey, England) Actor, best known as the Grace Bros. store manager Mr. Rumbold in the hit sitcom 'Are You Being Served?'. Final Curtain Team Pushing Daisies You Have Been Living

Smith, Paul Andrew Born 15 April 1964  (Gosforth, Northumberland, England) Former cricketer for Warwickshire. Finbarr Returns From The Dead Stiffs

Smith, Roger Born 18 December 1932  (Southgate, California, USA) Actor and husband of Ann-Margaret. Roger And Out

Smith, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Comic book artist who created Judge Dredd for 2000AD. Born 1924. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Smith, Susan Born 26 September 1971  (Union, South Carolina, USA) Convicted of infanticide in 1991. Evilies

Smith, Terri Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's fattest woman, weighing in at 50 stone. Born 1961. Jellydead

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer. Sporting A Solemn Look The Final Whistle

Smith, Wilbur Born 9 January 1933  (Kabwe, Zambia) Very successful author, whose works have a strong African theme. The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Sno, Evander Born 9 April 1987  (Dordrecht, Netherlands) Dutch footballer, who suffered a heart attack whilst playing for Ajax reserves in September 2010. Wikipedia's Random Article

Snuka, Jimmy Born 18 May 1943  (Fiji Islands) Professional wrestler. WWE Hall Of Death You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Soares, Mario Born 7 December 1924  (Lisbon, Portugal) Former President & Prime Minister of Portugal. Dead Space 5000

Sokolov, Sergei  Born 1 July 1911  (Eupatoria, Ukraine) Died 31 August 2012  (Moscow, Russia) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Former Minister of Defence for the USSR, and in charge of the Soviet ground forces during the Afghanistan invasion. Twenty Tons Of Fun?

Sommer, Elke Born 5 November 1940  (Berlin, Germany) German actress best known for the films 'A Shot in the Dark' and 'Carry on Behind'. Carry On Cremating

Sondheim, Stephen Born 22 March 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Award-winning and hugely successful composer and lyricist. Black Penguins Of Doom

Soper, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Born in 1946. Chairman of Surrey County Cricket Club & former vice-president of the English Cricket Board. H5N1

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. Cashier Number 82 Please! Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Soul, David Born 28 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hutch in the TV series 'Starksy & Hutch'. Necronomicon

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. It's Grim Up North Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Massive Bereavement Only Fools & Corpses Open The Pearly Gates You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Annus Horribilis Drunkasaskunk They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." 1 Dead In Ohio Califorewarned, Oregoners, Washingtons Of Bodies Away Hope I Die Before I Get Old Marina Predicts Your Demise! Perishing Kids PRFT What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Specter, Arlen  Born 12 February 1930  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Died 14 October 2012  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Veteran US senator for Pennsylvania. The Other Side Of Sunday

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who was responsible for some of the best-known pop music of the 1960s and '70s, including tracks by Gene Pitney, The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, John Lennon and The Ramones. Invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique. Jailed for murder in 2009. Going, Going, Gone Ne'er-Do-Wells! Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Song To The Siren Team John Thomas Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Spector, Ronnie Born 10 August 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Lead singer of The Ronnettes. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead

Spelling, Tori Born 16 May 1973  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, daughter of Aaron Spelling. Too Ugly To Live

Spellman, Frank Born 17 September 1922  (Malvern, Pennsylvania, USA) Weightlifter. Winner of the gold medal in the 75kg class in the 1948 Olympic Games. Going For Gold – The Class Of 1948

Spencer, Bud Born 31 October 1929  (Naples, Italy) Italian born actor and former swimmer. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Spencer, Don Born in Tamworth, NSW, Australia  (exact date unknown) Children's TV presenter in both Britain and Austrialia. Russel Crowe's father-in-law. Play School, Play Away, Play Dead

Spencer, Earl Born 20 May 1964  (Sandringham, Norfolk, England) Brother of Diana, Princess of Wales, who, despite being a serious historian, is better known for his rocky marriages and for his extraordinary eulogy at his sister's funeral. The Worst Acronym Team

Spencer, June Born in Nottingham, England  (exact date unknown) Actress who has played Peggy Archer in 'The Archer's' BBC radio series since it's very beginning in 1951. I'll Sleep When You're Dead

Spendlove, Richard Born 16 June 1939  (Carlton, Nottinghamshire, England) Co-writer of TV sitcom 'Oh Doctor Beeching!'. Also a radio presenter and producer. You Have Been Living

Spielberg, Steven Born 18 December 1946  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Award winning Hollywood movie director. Ohio And Goodbye-O On A Mission To God

Spinetta, Luis Alberto  Born 23 January 1950  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Died 8 February 2012  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Age at death: 62  (read death notice) Argentine rock musician. Star Dust

Spinks, Terry  Born 28 February 1938  (West Ham, London, England) Died 26 April 2012  (Essex, England) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Boxer, featherweight champion & 1956 Olympic Gold medal winner in the weight. The Final Whistle

Spinrad, Norman Born 15 September 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) American science fiction writer. And My Name Is Larry! Ethnic Cleansing Girlfriend In A Coma Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Composition Of Death Shovelful Of Dirt Star Dust Team Pushing Daisies ThePoitouTeam

Spottiswoode, Roger Born 5 January 1945  (Ottawa, Canada) Canadian film director. Roger And Out

Springett, Ron Born 22 July 1935  (Fulham, London, England) England goalkeeper for many years, and played in the 1962 World Cup. Black Penguins Of Doom Sporting A Solemn Look The Final Whistle

Squires, Roger Born 22 February 1932  (Tettenhall, Wolverhampton, England) Prolific crossword compiler. Well somebody's got to do it! Roger And Out

St John Stevas, Norman  Born 18 May 1929  (Leicester, England) Died 2 March 2012  (London, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Former MP & a member of Margaret Thatcher's first cabinet. Iron Lacky

St. Clement, Pam Born 12 May 1942  (Harrow on the Hill, England) Actress whose 25 year stint as "Fat Pat" Butcher in 'Eastenders' finished late last year. Lived So Let's Die

St. John, Jill Born 19 August 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, remembered for her role as Tiffany Case in the Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, DC, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). Address Unknown Biggiez Smallz C.A.Daver Luck Of The Dead Mourning Glory The Anfield Iron The Lovegrove @JonesEuro Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Stamp, Dennis Born 17 February 1946  (place of birth unknown) Wrestler known as the "Tulsa Tornado". The Chris Benoit Memorial Crèche And Weight Room WWE Can't Find A Pulse

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Stan, Alexandra Born 10 June 1989  (Constanta, Romania) Romanian pop singer. Hey Old Timers

Staples, Mavis Born 10 July 1939  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) R&B singer with family group The Staple Singers. Rock and Rolled Gods

Stapleton, Jean Born 19 January 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress - Edith Bunker on 'All in the Family'. Ghouls In The Night Grim McGraw Lord Gravedigger

Stardust, Alvin Born 27 September 1942  (Muswell Hill, London, England) Glove-wearing '70s pop star, born Bernard William Jewry. Was married to Liza Goddard. Later found God. Abracadaver

Stark, Graham Born 20 January 1922  (Wallasey, Cheshire, England) English comic actor, a supporting foil to numerous comic legends over the last 40-50 years. Don't Eat The Figs Final Curtain Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Obituarynotice Sometimes They Come Back The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Stark, Koo Born 26 April 1956  (New York, New York, USA) American actress, model and photographer, born Kathleen Dee-Anne Norris. Had a part in 'Star Wars', but it was cut from the final version, and she ended up in a couple of soft-porn films. Her real fame came from a relationship with Prince Andrew; the media duly had a field day with the fact that Andy's bird was a porn star. Died In The Wool

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) "Singer", "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. Arrested in 2012 over allegations of sexual abuse of under-age girls following the sensational Jimmy Savile revelations. It's Grim Up North ...And I Feel Fine! Annus Horribilis Bestie's Boys Criptkicker2 Dethdefying Fin Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Need About Tree Fiddy! Insert Name Here I Told You I Was Ill Mourning Glory Necronomicon Nil By Mouth Ninja Zombies Rule! We Request A Premier League Funeral

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Pop Goes The Pop Star The Blue And White Reaper Wake&Bake

Steele, Barbara Born 29 December 1937  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Actress specialising in horror films. Lights Out!

Steele, George Born 16 April 1937  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Wrestler, known as "The Animal". WWE Can't Find A Pulse WWE Hall Of Death

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Deathglam Industries If Living Is Without You This Is Your Death Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

Steele-Bodger, Micky Born 4 September 1925  (Tamworth, England) Former Harlequins and England rugby union international. Try And Die

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Death By Hemeloids Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stella, Frank Born 12 May 1936  (Malden, Massachusetts, USA) Abstract/minimalist painter. All Death Is Consolation

Stern, Howard Born 12 January 1954  (New York, New York, USA) American radio DJ, often described as a "shock jock" due to his cutting-edge humour. Has branched out into other fields now, including business. Deadly Deathwatch Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stevens, "Tiger" Tim Born 4 February 1952  (Glasgow, Scotland) Veteran Scottish disc jockey. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1 Dead In Ohio Old People Party Of 20 Sarah Palin’s Death Panel

Stevens, Julie Born 20 December 1936  (Prestwich, England) Actress, best known for her appearances on 'Play School'. Play School, Play Away, Play Dead

Stevens, Kirk Born 17 August 1958  (Ontario, Canada) Snooker player, whose career never recovered after he admitted he took cocaine. The Crucible Collection

Stevens, Risë Born 11 June 1913  (New York City, New York, USA) Opera singer, hugely popular in the 1940s & 1950s. The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Happy No Year Pool Ghoul The Old Ones Are The Pests

Stevens, Shakin' Born 4 March 1948  (Ely, Cardiff, Wales) Welsh Elvis lookalike who had a string of hits in the 1980s with 'This Ole House', 'Green Door', 'Oh Julie' and others. Well respected for once attacking Richard Madeley on live TV. Let's Dance (On Your Grave) Stiff Little Fingers

Stevens, Warren Born 2 November 1919  (Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania, USA) American actor, best known for his role as 'Doc' Ostrow in 'Forbidden Planet'. Died in March 2012 but no obit. X-Pyred

Stevenson, Ronald Born 6 March 1928  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) British composer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Stevenson, William Date and place of birth unknown Songwriter and producer for Motown records in the 1960s. Motown Morgue: This Old Heart Attack Of Mine

Steve-O, (comedian) Born 13 June 1974  (Wimbledon, London, England) 'Jackass' prankster, born in England to American & Canadian parents. Real name Steven Gilchrist Glover. If Living Is Without You Perishing Kids

Stewart, Ed Born 23 April 1941  (Exmouth, Devon, England) Known as "Stewpot" to millions of children as one of the hosts of 'Crackerjack!' Former DJ as well. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stewart, Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. Gwynhafyr This Is Your Death Time They Went To Sleep Forever The Idiot Must Die

Stewart, Mary Born 17 September 1916  (Sunderland, England) Writer of mainly fantasy/sci-fi books, but sometimes dabbles in crime fiction too. Wikipedia's Random Article Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Stewart, Sean Born 1 September 1980  (Holmby Hills, California, USA) Son of Rod. Reality TV "star" and layabout. Califorewarned, Oregoners, Washingtons Of Bodies Away

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show 'Fifteen to One'. Trojan Hearse @JonesEuro

Stiles, Nobby Born 18 May 1942  (Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, England) Tenacious midfielder for England and Manchester United, part of the legendary 1966 World Cup winning side. You're Dead And You Know You Are

Stilgoe, Richard Born 28 March 1943  (Camberley, Surrey, England) Musician & lyricist, who puts clever or funny wordplay into song. Often seen on 'Countdown', but used to be on 'That's Life!'. The Degeneration Game

Stiller, Jerry Born 8 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedian & actor, father of Ben & perhaps best known for his role in 'Seinfeld'. Happy No Year

Stills, Stephen Born 3 January 1945  (Dallas, Texas, USA) American guitarist - one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, who has had a successful solo career as well. Deadstock

Stine, R. L. Born 8 October 1943  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Author, best known for his 'Goosebumps' series. R. L. = Robert Lawrence Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stobbs, Alex Born 30 January 1990  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Musician with cystic fibrosis who became the subject of a Channel 4 documentary 'A Boy called Alex' in 2008. Open The Pearly Gates Now! That's What I Call Dying Stiff Little Fingers The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Stokes, J.B. Date and place of birth unknown Staff Sergeant with Easy Company, the parachute infantry regiment featured in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Stoller, Mike Born 13 March 1933  (Long Island, New York, USA) Songwriter of many a hit single with the late Jerry Lieber. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Time's-Up Team

Stone, Michael Born 2 April 1955  (England) Loyalist paramilitary, jailed in 2008 for the attempted murder of Martin McGuinness and Gerry Adams, despite his claims that it was "performance art". Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Stone, Sly Born 15 March 1943  (Denton, Texas, USA) American musician - the main vocalist for soul/funk group Sly & The Family Stone. Deadstock Kennedy Driving School Not At All Well See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Storaro, Vittorio Born 24 June 1940  (Rome, Italy) Italian cinematographer, known for his work with film directors Bernardo Bertolucci and Francis Ford Coppola. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque performer. Lights Out!

Strachan, Gordon Born 9 February 1957  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Fiery former footballer. Recently sacked as Middlesbrough manager. Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. Freddie The Cat

Strassman, Marcia Born 28 April 1948  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. Better Them Than Us! Ethnic Cleansing S*M*A*S*H*E*D  Star Dust The Blonde Ballers

Strathie, Lesley  Born 24 September 1955  (Stranraer, Scotland) Died 14 January 2012  (London, England) Age at death: 56  (read death notice) Head of HM Revenue & Customs until her enforced retirement in 2011. 'arry-Kiri Deceased Hose Eejit David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Octopus of Odstock People I Think Might Die In 2012 United Stiff & the Tears The Deadly Rhythm The Living End Windsor The Troll

Strauss-Kahn, Dominique Born 25 April 1949  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Head of the International Monetary Fund from 2007-2011. Resigned after he was charged with sexually assaulting a chamber maid at a hotel. The charges were later dropped. Staring Down The Barrel

Strawberry, Darryl Born 12 March 1962  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former baseball player who has had all sorts of problems in his personal life, not to mention with drugs and colon cancer. Norwegian Blue

Streep, Meryl Born 22 June 1949  (Summit, New Jersey, USA) Multiple Oscar-winning actress. Illinois Reaper Beater 6.0

Stride, John Born 11 July 1936  (London, England) English actor, star of 1970s legal drama 'The Main Chance'. The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Strieber, Whitley Born 13 June 1945  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Horror novelist. ZZ Topped

Stringfellow, Peter Born 17 October 1940  (Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) Britain's most famous nightclub owner, often lampooned for his hairstyle and dress sense. The Bloc

Stritch, Elaine Born 2 February 1925  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Irish-American actress & singer, mostly on stage or, during the 1970s at least, on British TV. X-Pyred

Strohl, Roderick Date and place of birth unknown Sergeant with the 506th PIR, the so-called "Easy " Company, that fought in World War 2 and depicted in the book/TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Strong, Geoff Born 19 September 1937  (Kirkheaton, Northumberland, England) Versatile former Liverpool and Arsenal footballer. The Wayne Wanklyn Select XX

Stynes, Jim  Born 23 April 1966  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Died 20 March 2012  (Melbourne, Australia) Age at death: 45  (read death notice) Irish-born Australian rules footballer and businessman. Alfred Lord Heinous And My Name Is Larry! 'arry-Kiri Bazzilliant Biologically Dead Body Snatcher's Body-Count  But I'm Not Dead Yet Crazycarl DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Dead Space 5000 Again Death From Down Under  Ethnic Cleansing  Exit Stage Left  Feng Shui Pig Going Underground Guild Of Master Reapers I Drink Your Milkshake It’s Death, Jim JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Luck Of The Dead Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Open The Pearly Gates People I Think Might Die In 2012 United Plowing The Deep Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Shovelful Of Dirt Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Pushing Daisies The Blonde Ballers The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The Living End The Unspiritualist This Mortal Coil Johnny Helmet and the Akimbo's  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Suarez, Adolfo Born 25 September 1932  (Madrid, Spain) Former Prime Minister of Spain, the first one post-Franco. Día De Muertos Only Fools & Corpses Plowing The Deep

Suarez Miramontes, Luis Born 2 May 1935  (A Coruña, Galicia, Spain) Former Barcelona, Internazionale and Spain international footballer. European footballer of the year in 1960. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Suart, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Former Blackpool FC player and manager. Also briefly took the helm at Chelsea FC. Born 1920. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Suchet, David Born 2 May 1946  (London, England) Actor brother of newscaster John Suchet. Star of 'Poirot' in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Suerth, Jr., Herbert J. Born 28 October 1924  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) One of the younger members of the "Easy Company" parachute regiment immportalised in TV's 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Sugar, Bert  Born 7 June 1937  (Washington, DC, USA) Died 25 March 2012  (Mount Kisco, New York) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) US boxing author, journalist & publisher. The Living End

Suleimani, Qassem Born 11 March 1957  (Qom, Iran) Iranian military commander. Clathrate Gun

Supha, Luang Phu Born in Sakon Nakhon Province, Thailand  (exact date unknown) Buddhist monk who claims to be the oldest man in the World. Gray Panthers

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. …and There Was Great Rejoicing I’m Not Stiff It's Just Mourning Glory It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Ne'er-Do-Wells! Nil By Mouth Old Lags And Old Slags Thatcher Must Die FFS!

Sutcliffe, Rick Born 21 June 1956  (Independence, Missouri, USA) Former US baseball pitcher. The Cardinals

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of '24' actor, Keifer. Misslucky Necronomicon The Honey Trap

Sutton, Luke Born 4 October 1976  (Keynsham, Somerset, England) Retired English cricketer. Finbarr Returns From The Dead Stiffs

Suzuki, Seijun Born 24 May 1923  (Nihonbashi, Tokyo, Japan) Japanese film and TV director and actor. The Blonde Ballers

Swan, Peter Born 6 October 1936  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire, England) Former footballer with Sheffield Wednesday who's career was destroyed by a betting scandal in 1964. Biggiez Smallz The Wayne Wanklyn Select XX

Swarbrick, Dave Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. Died In The Wool Luck Of The Dead Blacksox

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Sweeney, Jim Born 7 May 1955  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Comedian and actor, known for his double act with Steve Steen and as part of the improvisation team The Comedy Store Players. Now suffers from multiple sclerosis. It’s Death, Jim Stiff Little Fingers The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Swit, Loretta Born 4 November 1937  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Actress, mainly on television - best remembered for her role in 'M*A*S*H' as "Hot Lips" Houlihan. S*M*A*S*H*E*D

Sykes, Eric  Born 4 May 1923  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Died 4 July 2012  (London, England) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Comic actor who has also written and directed a number of silent films (most recently 'The Big Freeze' in 1993, in which he starred alongside Bob Hoskins ). Like numerous other comics of his generation, he started out by entertaining the troops during World War II. Those glasses he wears aren't for his eyesight - apparently they serve only to disguise a bone-conduction hearing aid. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ Abracadaver Alison The Assassin Annus Horribilis Marc’s Sparks Croaky Brown Bananas Chelski Pensioners V Coffinitup Dirty Rotten Spunkers Crofty's Coffin Crew Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss The Deathlist Re-visited Part 2/2 Death By Hemeloids Deathglam Industries Don't Eat The Figs Doornails R Us Falling Off The Perch Fuck 'Em All Gwynhafyr If Living Is Without You Jesus Jones Jump the Shark 3.0 Lidder's Late Lamentables Live Forever With Line 5 Living In A Box Mad Maureen One Scythe Fits All Windsor's OBE PRFT Scarborough's Slanted Succumbed Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stiffs R Us Stiffer Steaks - 2012 Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Degeneration Game Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Trojan Hearse The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles Yorkshire Crypt Kickers You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You're Not Breathing Anymore Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Syms, Sylvia Born 6 January 1934  (Woolwich, London, England) Veteran actress, whose spectacular loss of her good looks worked well in her favour in later years. Grobler's Stiff Ones Mad Maureen Blacksox

Szymborska, Wislawa  Born 2 July 1923  (Kornik, Poland) Died 1 February 2012  (Kraków, Poland) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Polish poet, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1996. Nobel Loserettes

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