Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2011: M

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Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. Stiff & the Tears The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Unspiritualist

MacDonald, Margo Born 19 April 1943  (Hamilton, Lanarkshire, Scotland) Scottish politician, a Member of the Scottish Parliament and a former Member of the British House of Commons, who is battling on the issue of the right to die, as she has Parkinson's Disease. DDP it's as easy as AA-BB-CC Drunkasaskunk

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. At one stage, for example, he was said to be taking fifty tabs of acid a day - smoke your heart out, Shaun Ryder! Dirty Rotten Spunkers Death By Hemeloids Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Fuck 'Em All (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy!  I'll Sleep When You're Dead Jumptheshark Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs "M" Is The Deadliest Letter  The Clog Poppers The Voodoogurus

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

MacKenzie, Kelvin Born 22 October 1946  (London, England) God-awful former editor of The Sun newspaper. Mave's Graves

Mackie, George Born 10 July 1919  (Benshie, Kirriemuir, Angus, Scotland) Former Scottish MP & Rector of Dundee University. Club Carp

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in 'The Avengers'. Dead Last Dead Right Grim McGraw "M" Is The Deadliest Letter One Scythe Fits All Partridge As Reaper Soylent Dreams Trojan Hearse The Vyrdolak We Spin Terror Wot The Deuce You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). Happy No Year "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Dead Man's Team 2

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Going Underground Zombie Nation

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Dethdefying Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Harry Patch's Love Child "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Riding The Jesus Train Say Hi To Uncle George Stiffer Steaks Themankini.com The Vyrdolak We Spin Terror Worm Farmer

Madonna, (singer) Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. Dead 80s

Madsen, Michael Born 25 September 1958  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor, normally in tough guy roles, including, memorably, Mr Blond in 'Reservoir Dogs'. Carry On Snuffing It

Magar, Khagendra Thapa Born 14 October 1992  (Asoj, Nepal) The World's smallest man from 2010-2011. Mave's Graves  Rotters The Clock Is Ticking

Magee, Patrick Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Republican terrorist, jailed for the attempted murder of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at the Brighton Grand Hotel in 1984. Released as part of the Good Friday Agreement in 1999. Born in 1951. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Maginnis, Ken Born 21 January 1938  (Tyrone, Northern Ireland) Ulster Unionist MP for Fermanagh and South Tyrone from 1983-2001. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Mahon, Denis  Born 8 November 1910  (London, England) Died 24 April 2011  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) British art historian and collector. Luck Of The Dead

Malarkey, Donald Born 31 July 1921  (Astoria, Oregon, USA) Member of "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division. Played by actor Scott Grimes in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Malbranque, Steed Born 6 January 1980  (Mouscron, Belgium) Nippy winger, formerly of Sunderland AFC, now with French side St. Etienne. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Malkovich, John Born 9 December 1953  (Christopher, Illinois, USA) Quirky & hugely successful American film & stage actor. Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. Say Hello To The Angels

Mampre, Albert Date and place of birth unknown Staff Sergeant with the 506th PIR (Easy Company) during the Second World War as seen in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Mandel, Johnny Born 23 November 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Grammy award-winning composer and arranger. Dying For Some Points

Mandela, Nelson Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-99. It's Grim Up North 6feetunder Aardvark's Bupa Listing A Kick In The Ghoulies Al Andar Muerto Ambledown Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Bitter Violet Caedmon's Croakers Canadian Cadaver Dogs Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Cap'n Ohtz Carry On Snuffing It Chelski Pensioners IV C.A.Daver Dirty Rotten Spunkers Come Die With Me Cut Price Funerals Crash Cart Stat! Going Underground (DP) DDP Tofoa Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Dead Enders Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadly Deathwatch Dead Loss Dead Lucky Dead Man's Team 1 Dead Spotters Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Deathpig Death Stalks United Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diepod Shuffle Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Dolly Daydreams Dead Ones Downunderdeadpans Drop Dead Celebration Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Everybody's Dead Dave! Falling Off The Perch A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Billy Graham Must Die Germarmans Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Goners 2011 Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Grobler's Stiff Ones HackinNcackin' Researched To Death I Hope You Die Soon Illinois Reaper Beater 5.0 I'll Sleep When You're Dead Keen Of The Banshee I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Jumptheshark Just Die Will You Kennedy Driving School They're Loving Angels Instead Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Miss Creant Mr Macabre Mr & Mrs Drummerboy My Picks Ninja Zombies Rule! .....norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body Past Their Sell By Date PRFT Thank You For Playing Our Game Riding The Jesus Train Rob's Racing Certs Seasideessexxile Sexystf Sick Scouser In Black Simpson's Stiffs Stairway To Heaven Steviator's Terminators Tazman's Hit List Team Dead Raccoon Team John Thomas Term Limits The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Clock Is Ticking The Clog Poppers The Dead Certs The Death Stars The Federal Bureau Of Insemination The Grateful Dead The Grey Horde The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Themankini.com The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Voodoogurus The Vyrdolak Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded Wot The Deuce Zombie Nation

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. Dolly Daydreams Dead Ones

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Baron Mandelson, currently Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and First Secretary of State and President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council. 'Mandy' first came to prominence in the mid-1980s attempting to revive the fortunes of the Labour Party then led by Neil Kinnock before becoming one of the key architects of New Labour. Twice served in Tony Blair's government before resigning under a cloud on both occasions. MP for Hartlepool from 1992-2004 before becoming a European Commissioner. Re-entered British politics in 2008, becoming ennobled in the process. Gobbing On Life

Mandich, Jim Born 30 July 1948  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Ex-American footballer. Tight end with the Miami Dolphins from 1970-77. Later a commentator. Died in April 2011 but no obit. Drunkasaskunk

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Sacramento La Coruna

Manley, Peter Born 7 March 1962  (Cheam, Surrey, England) Professional darts player. 3 times runner-up in the PDC World Championships, all to Phil "The Power" Taylor. No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please

Manning, Bradley Born 17 December 1987  (Crescent, Oklahoma, USA) U.S. Soldier held in solitary confinement for the alleged passing of confidential information to the WikiLeaks website. Caedmon's Croakers I've Got A Little List Norwegian Blue

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. Bad People You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. El Diablo Gobbing On Life The Honey Trap Tazman's Bro's Hitlist

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. Ollie's Monking Hitlist

Margarete of Thurn and Taxis, Princess Born 8 November 1909  (Château de Beloeil, Hainaut, Belgium) Belgian/German minor royal, who by marriage became part of the minor Italian nobility. Also known as Princess Margarete Marie Therese Elisabeth Louise von Thurn und Taxis. Turned out to have died in 2006 so no points... Death's Choice, Ladies! Fictional?

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Former Scream Star Laughter Kills "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Not At All Well She's A Goner You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Markovics, Karl Born 29 August 1963  (Vienna, Austria) Austrian actor. Vienna Calling

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Also (if only in the opinion of Octopus of Odstock, for it is he who is writing this bio) one of the nicest people it is possible to meet - intelligent, caring, witty and friendly. Not a combination you get much these days, sadly. Pobol Y Fedd

Maron, Monika Born 3 June 1941  (Berlin, Germany) Writer from the former East Germany. Going The Way Of The Wall

Marqusee, Mike Born in New York, City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American anglophile and left-wing writer and activist. The Man In Black recommends his 'Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Inside Kinnock’s Labour Party ' which effectively showed how Labour leader Neil Kinnock sowed the seeds of New Labour, written two years before Tony Blair became leader. Born 1953. Freddie The Cat Miss Creant Plowing The Deep Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning!

Marr, Leslie Born 14 August 1922  (Durham, England) Formula 1 racing driver from the 1950s. On The Final Lap

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter We'reAllGonnaDie!

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. Last Train To Palookaville

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. A Kick In The Ghoulies Alfred Lord Heinous 'arry-Kiri Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Carkers Convention 2011 Clathrate Gun Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead And Don't Know It Dead Enders Deader Than A Dead Thing Deceased Hose Eejit Eternity Tours Exit Stage Left Girlfriend In A Coma Hollywood Beyond Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom  JoeRam  Weakend At Bernies Misers "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mr. Yuck Romancing The Headstone Douglas Of The Dead Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Conqueror Worm The End of the World As We Know It The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Unspiritualist This Mortal Coil Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Wot The Deuce

Martin, Buster  Born 1 September 1906  (France) Died 13 April 2011  (London, England) Age at death: 104  (read death notice) Allegedly the UK's oldest employee, but most of his claims are pretty unreliable as there is not a shred of proof of his marriage, his wife's death, any of his children's births & his own birth. May be 96, but he may also be in his 50s for all we know. Fictional? Pool Ghoul

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. Chelski Pensioners IV Coffin Fit Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Zombie Nation

Martin, Michael Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) MP & former speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. H5N1

Martin, Tony Born 25 December 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Classic crooner and occasional actor. Was married, until her death, to Cyd Charisse, for what it's worth. Not to be confused with the butt-ugly, pikey-shooting farmer of the same name. Bxboy422 Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dirttt Nappp Eternity Tours HackinNcackin' Les Trompettes De La Mort "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old People Party Of 20 Pool Ghoul Return To Sender Roger Mortis You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Born 1926. Say Hello To The Angels

Mascolo, Joseph Born 13 March 1929  (West Hartford, Connecticut, USA) American actor, often in soap operas such as 'Days of our Lives'. Swampy's Stiffs

Mashaal, Khaled Born 28 May 1956  (Silwad, West Bank) Believed by many, including Israel's intelligence services, to be the leader of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas. The Pale Rider

Masloff, Sophie Born 23 December 1917  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US politician, Pittsburgh's first and to date only female mayor. Garf Wants You To Die

Mason, Paul Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's heaviest man, hitting the scales at 70 stone! Born 1961. Erith Sickos Roger Mortis

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Diepod Shuffle

Massa, Eric Born 16 September 1959  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former Democrat member of the House of Representatives. Resigned for reasons of health in 2010. Freddie The Cat

Masters, Katie  Born 23 November 1899  (Dundee, Scotland) Died 14 February 2011  (Stanford in the Vale, Oxfordshire, England) Age at death: 111  (read death notice) Last person in Scotland born in the 19th Century, who recently complained that the yearly cards she received from The Queen all looked the same! Gray Panthers

Masterson, Ronnie Born 4 April 1926  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Actress and widow of actor Ray McAnally. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Mathers, Jerry Born 2 June 1948  (Sioux City, Iowa, USA) Actor, best known for the U.S. sitcom 'Leave It To Beaver'. Thank You For Playing Our Game

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Foxy's Flatliners Living In A Box

Matkovic, Draga Born 4 November 1907  (Zagreb, Croatia) Croatian-born German classical pianist. Death's Choice, Ladies!

Matlala, Jacob Born 1 August 1962  (Meadowlands, South Africa) Boxer, WBO Flyweight champion from 1993-1995. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Misers

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the 'Sounds of the Sixties' show since 1990. Radio Ga Ga Gone Zombie Nation

Matthews, Francis Born 2 September 1927  (York, England) Actor, the voice of 'Captain Scarlet' in the 1960s TV series. Also collaborated with Morecambe and Wise. Time's-Up Team

Mauroy, Pierre Born 5 July 1928  (Cartignies, France) Former PM of France, between 1981 & 1984. ThePoitouTeam

Mauser, Edward A.  Born 18 December 1916  (LaSalle, Illinois, USA) Died 21 January 2011  (Omaha, Nebraska, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Member of the American 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment made famous by the TV Series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Maxim of Bulgaria, Patriarch Born 29 October 1914  (Oreshak, Bulgaria) Leader of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church. Dead By Dawn

Maxtone-Graham, Ian Born 3 July 1959  (New York City, New York, USA) Televison writer and producer. Has written several episodes of 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the "Blues Boom" of the late 60s. Perhaps the most notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Simply Dead Snort The Ashes

Mayer, John Born 16 October 1977  (Bridgeport, Connecticut, USA) Singer-songwriter and musician who's becoming more known for his candid blog than for his music. Swampy's Stiffs

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Tazman's Hit List

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off 'The Royal'. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Cut Price Funerals Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch One Scythe Fits All Tazman's Hit List

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. But I'm Not Dead Yet Open The Pearly Gates

McCain, Ginger  Born 21 September 1930  (Southport, Lancashire, England) Died 19 September 2011  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Racehorse trainer, who retired in 2006. Trained Red Rum to three Grand Nationals. Turf & Toast

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Coupled To Death Lived So Let's Die Ronald MacDonald Fodder

McColl, Iain Born 7 June 1955  (Dumbarton, Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish actor, best remembered as Dodie in 'Rab C Nesbitt'. And My Name Is Larry! On The Box/In The Box

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. Cremate In The Nidge Turf & Toast

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

McDonald, Colin Born 17 November 1928  (Glen Iris, Victoria, USA) Opening batsman for the Australian international cricket team in the 1950s. Ashes To Ashes

McDonald, Dougie Born 8 October 1965  (place of birth unknown) Scottish football referee, who resigned in November 2010 after he admitted lying about the reasons behind him changing his mind when awarding Celtic FC a penalty against Dundee Utd. Dead Man's Team 2

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McGovern, George Born 19 July 1922  (Avon, South Dakota, USA) American politician, lost the 1972 US Presidential Election by a landslide. Diet Of Worms You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

McGrath, John Date and place of birth unknown One of the officers from the American 506th Parachute Regiment in World War II as depicted in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

McGuinness, Martin Born 23 May 1950  (Derry, Nothern Ireland) Former hard-line terrorist, who has transcended, almost in the blink of an eye to become a respected, high ranking politician. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McKeith, Gillian Born 28 September 1959  (Perth, Scotland) Nutritionist who became famous through her TV programme 'You Are What You Eat'. Known for ferreting about in people's stools. Caedmon's Croakers

McKenzie, Graham Born 24 June 1941  (Cottesloe, Perth, Western Australia, Australia) Former Leicestershire and Australia international fast bowler. Ashes To Ashes

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McKenzie, Precious Born in Durban, South Africa  (exact date unknown) South African-born weightlifter, who represented both England and New Zealand in the Commonwealth Games. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is 'Love's Been Good To Me'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaglen, Andrew Born 28 July 1920  (London, England) Actor turned film director. Directed 'The Wild Geese' in 1978 amongst others. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. World Wrestling Deadaration

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere

McPartland, Marian Born 21 March 1918  (Slough, Berkshire, England) Acclaimed jazz musician & pianist. Dying For Some Points Keeper Of The Heads

McPherson, Dr Ann  Born 22 June 1945  (London, England) Died 28 May 2011  (Oxford, England) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Terminally ill GP who is leading the campaign to allow assisted suicides for terminally-ill people in Britain. Drunkasaskunk The Living End

McQuarrie, Ralph Born 13 June 1929  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Conceptual artist best known for his work on 'Star Wars', where he also played a few extras from time to time. Wikipedia's Random Article Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Meadows, Jayne Born 27 September 1920  (Wuchang, China) American film actress, and widow of TV star Steve Allen. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. She's A Goner

Mears, Victor Date and place of birth unknown Businessman who along with his brother, Henry, were convicted in February 2011 of defrauding the general public with their Lapland theme park scam. Born 1943. Gary Glitter's Ghoulies

Meaux, Huey Born 10 March 1929  (Wright, Louisiana, USA) American record producer. See You In Heaven

Meckiff, Ian Born 6 January 1935  (Mentone, Victoria, Australia) Former cricketer. Fast bowler for Australia from 1957-1963 Ashes To Ashes

Medicine Crow, Joe Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Native American historian Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Medwin, Terry Born 25 September 1932  (Swansea, Wales) Former Tottenham Hotspur and Wales winger. Pobol Y Fedd

Mehsud, Hakimullah Born in Jandola, South Wazirstan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) New leader of the Taliban in Northern Pakistan, following the death of Baitullah Mehsud in 2009. Born 1981. Has a $600,000 bounty on his head, so if you're short of cash... A Pelican In The Wilderness Died In The Wool Going Underground Already Dead

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Meine, Klaus Born 25 May 1948  (Hanover, Germany) Rock singer, lead singer of German rock band The Scorpions. Lord Coffins Cadavers

Méndez Vargas, José De Jesús Born 28 February 1974  (place of birth unknown) Mexican leader of the La Familia drug cartel, known as "The Monkey". Loco In Acapulco

Mensah, John Born 29 November 1976  (Obuassi, Ghana) Ghanian international footballer. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Mercer, Joe Born 25 October 1934  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) One of the most successful jockeys of his generation, riding over 2000 winners from 1947-85. Turf & Toast

Mercer, Sean Born 17 September 1990  (Liverpool, England) Teenage killer of Croxteth schoolboy Rhys Jones in 2007. Now serving 22 years at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit Cut Price Funerals Madonna's Hand of Bod Time's-Up Team You're Not Breathing Anymore

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Partridge As Reaper

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box

Meyer, Urban Born 10 July 1964  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) American college football coach. Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Meyler, David Born 29 May 1989  (Cork, Rep of Ireland) Footballer. Republic of Ireland under 21 international. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has had a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Deadpoolers Dethdefying Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven Lisa's Limp Lot Stiffer Steaks The Worst Acronym Team

Michael, Jörg Born 27 March 1963  (Dortmund, Germany) German drummer with Finnish metal band Stratovarius. Norwegian Blue

Michael, Sami Born 15 August 1926  (Baghdad, Iraq) Iraqi-born Israeli writer. Evil (not quite) Dead

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Ash Cream Carry On Snuffing It Deathglam Industries Misslucky Norwegian Blue Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. AbraCadaver Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? The Pungent Pit

Mignolet, Simon Born 6 August 1988  (Sint-Truiden, Belgium) Sunderland AFC reserve goalkeeper. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Miler, Zdenek  Born 21 January 1921  (Kladno, Czech Rep) Died 30 November 2011  (Prague, Czech Rep) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Animator who created the Mole character in the 1960s. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Keeper Of The Heads

Miller, George Armitage Born 3 February 1920  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Cognitive psychologist. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Mills McCartney, Heather Born 12 January 1968  (Aldershot, Hampshire, England) Gold-digging uniped, ex-wife of Paul McCartney. Coupled To Death

Millward, Lily Born 4 January 1910  (Brecon, Wales) Along with Edna Pugh, the oldest living twin in the World. Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Mimoun, Alain Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck Of The Dead

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. Better Dead Than Red Deathglam Industries Edster's Deadsters  Fuck 'Em All Kackers United The Honey Trap Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of 'Neighbours' fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. Bob Marley's Doughnuts I Hope You Die Soon

Mintoff, Dom Born 6 August 1916  (Cospicua, Malta) Former Prime Minister of Malta. Bladerunner Dead By Dawn Deceased Hose Glorious Leaders Plus Clive .....norfolk & Good Obituarynotice Octopus of Odstock Inquilinekea/Simfish STAB_in_the_DARK Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Welshman Windsor The Troll

Mirkin, David Born 18 September 1955  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Television director, writer and producer, most notably on 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Misch, Rochus Born 29 July 1917  (Oppelin, Upper Silesia, Poland) Former Nazi, one of the few survivors from Hitler's bunker. The Notapotatoe's The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms 'Till Death Us Do Part' (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel 'In Sickness and in Health'. Foxy's Flatliners Lord Coffins Cadavers One Scythe Fits All Pure Dead Brilliant Stiff Steaks

Mitterrand, Danielle  Born 29 October 1924  (Verdun, Meuse, France) Died 22 November 2011  (Paris, France) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Widow of former French president and first ever DDP hit, François Mitterrand. First Lady's First

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. Arrested in May 2011. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. David the Aspie

Mojsov, Lazar Born 19 December 1920  (Negotino, Macedonia) President of the Presidency (?) of Yugoslavia from 1987-88. Died in August 2011 but no obit. Crossing The Styx

Mole, Heather Date and place of birth unknown Diagnosed with breast cancer along with her identical twin sister Judith. Unfortunately for Heather, her prognosis is terminal, whereas Judith will survive. Born 1956. Bloody Dead Rep

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in 'Happy Days'. Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Fictional? Hippoposthumous 2011 JoeRam "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Pure Dead Brilliant Tazman's Hit List Tims Terminal Twenty

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Momyer, William W. Born 23 September 1916  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Commander of the U.S. Air Force Tactical Air Command during the Vietnam War. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Monaghan, Tom Born 25 March 1937  (Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA) Philanthropist, entrepreneur and founder of the Domino's pizza chain. Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox?

Mondale, Eleanor  Born 19 January 1960  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Died 17 September 2011  (Minnesota, USA) Age at death: 51  (read death notice) An American actress and television personality, she is best known for her work on the E! cable channel including hosting the shows Wild On... in 1997 and E! News Live. She is the only daughter of Walter Mondale. Alfred Lord Heinous Clathrate Gun Freddie The Cat Girlfriend In A Coma  Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Lard Bazaar "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old Ma G’s Gravy Mix Shovelful Of Dirt The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Thank You For Playing Our Game Simpson's Stiffs Term Limits

Montag, Heidi Born 15 September 1986  (Crested Butte, Colorado, USA) Reality TV fodder. Dethdefying We All Drowned In A Yellow Submarine

Montemayor González, Carlos Date and place of birth unknown Alleged drug tafficker known as "el Charro", arrested by Mexican forces in November 2010. Loco In Acapulco

Montgomery, Eddie Born 30 September 1963  (Danville, Kentucky, USA) Country & Western singer with the duo Montgomery Gentry. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of 'Oliver!'. Final Curtain

Moon, Sun Myung Born 6 January 1920  (Kwangju Sangsa Ri, Korea (now North Korea)) Founder of the Unification Church, often referred to as "The Moonies". Has a finger in the pie of various conservative news organizations in America. Served a prison term for tax fraud in the 1980s. Clathrate Gun "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Pure Dead Brilliant See You In Hell Soylent Dreams

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt?

Moore, Patrick Born 4 March 1923  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Eminent astronomer and xylophone-player, who has presented every one of BBC television's 'The Sky at Night' programmes (which makes him the world's longest-serving presenter). Big mates with Brian May out of Queen, due to their shared interest in space, he was knighted by the Queen in 2001. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Bladerunner Canadian Cadaver Dogs Chelski Pensioners IV Crazycarl Going Underground (DP) Dead And Dusted Dead Centre Of England Deadly Deathwatch Dead Last Dead Right Dead Loss Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death On The Rocks Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Doornails R Us Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Erith Sickos Ethnic Cleansing Everybody's Dead Dave! Final Curtain For Whom The Bell Tolls Fuck 'Em All Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Golden Oldies! Gwynhafyr H5N1 Hung Like Chevy Chase I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I Told You I Was Ill Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Jim's Deadbeats Juicy Janny They're Loving Angels Instead Lidders Late Lamentables Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Miss Creant Oldham Gravediggers Society One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Order Of The British Empire Partridge As Reaper Past Their Sell By Date Pickton's Pork Pies Pooil Vaaish PRFT Prunella Vulgaris 2011 Cremate In The Nidge Return To Sender Sick Scouser In Black Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Forgotten But Not Gone Stairway To Heaven Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Bro's Hitlist Tazman's Hit List The Clock Is Ticking The Conqueror Worm Trojan Hearse Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Who Turned Out The Lights?

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's 'A View to a Kill'. The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Crash Cart Stat! Deadpoolers Forever Stiff Juicy Janny On The Box/In The Box Roger Mortis Ronald MacDonald Fodder Smells Like Mid-Twenties Spirit You're Not Breathing Anymore Zombie Nation

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand speedway champion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1974. Failed, and now serving life in prison as a result. Bad People

Mora, José Francisco Blake  Born 22 May 1966  (Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico) Died 11 November 2011  (Xochimilco near Mexico City, Mexico) Age at death: 45  (read death notice) Mexican Minister for the Interior since 2010. Loco In Acapulco

Morgan, Cliff Born 7 April 1930  (Trebanog, Rhondda, Wales) Welsh rugby union player, then became a respected TV broadcaster. It Tolls For Thee Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Pobol Y Fedd

Morgan, Harry  Born 10 April 1915  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Died 7 December 2011  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Prolific film and television actor, probably best known for playing Colonel Sherman T. Potter in long-running TV series 'M*A*S*H'. Real name Harry Bratsburg. Asadoornail Bxboy422 Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Death On The Rocks Death Can Be Funny The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Billy Graham Must Die Grendel's Graveyard HackinNcackin' JoeRam Les Trompettes De La Mort Luck Of The Dead Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Old People Party Of 20 One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Open The Pearly Gates Return To Sender Ronald MacDonald Fodder See You In Heaven Sexystf Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Anfield Iron Alright, You've Got 365 Days To Live... The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Tims Terminal Twenty Wot The Deuce You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. All Death Is Consolation Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Sacramento La Coruna

Morris, Arthur Born 19 January 1922  (Bondi, New South Wales, Australia) Australian Test cricketer, one of Don Bradman's 1948 "Invincibles" team. Ashes To Ashes Gawn. . .dead. . .planted

Morris, Aubrey Born 1 June 1926  (Portsmouth, Hampshire, England) Character actor perhaps best recognised as Alex's parole officer in 'A Clockwork Orange' and the eternally bathing captain of the Golgafrinchan B Ark in TV's 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Sometimes They Come Back

Morris, Oswald Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including 'Oliver!' and 'Our Man In Havana'. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins Kentucky Fried Genocide The Blonde Ballers

Morrison, Ken Born 20 October 1931  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Founder & head of Morrison's Supermarkets. I Hope You Die Soon

Morrison, Rory Date and place of birth unknown Radio 4 presenter. Dead Ends

Morrison, Shelley Born 26 October 1936  (New York, New York, USA) Actress, often in comic roles, including as Rosario in 'Will & Grace'. Clathrate Gun

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Trojan Hearse

Mosley, Nicholas Born 25 June 1923  (London, England) Novelist son of 1930s fascist, Oswald Mosley. Garf Wants You To Die

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Once hungs around with Pete Doherty. Now hangs around with some other fashionable rock musician.. Foxy's Flatliners Last Train To Palookaville What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Forever Stiff Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Motson, John Born 10 July 1945  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Nerdy, long-time, sheepskin-clad football commentator. The Blue And White Reaper

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt after Anwar Sadat's assassination in 1981. Finally forced from office after 30 years in February 2011 after a wave of protests. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins Cut Price Funerals Daniel Faraday's Notebook David the Aspie Deadfellas Finbarr Returns From The Dead Going Green Guild Of Master Reapers Inigo, I Hope We Win Keen Of The Banshee Kackers United Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Only Fools & Corpses Star Dust Stiff & the Tears The Clock Is Ticking The Conqueror Worm ThePoitouTeam The Pungent Pit We Spin Terror Windsor The Troll You're Not Breathing Anymore

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". There has been at least one alleged plot to assassinate the Marxist-when-it-suits-him leader. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Aardvark's Bupa Listing Marc’s Sparks A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Chelski Pensioners IV Crash Cart Stat!  David the Aspie Deadly Deathwatch Death The Leveller Dethdefying Downunderdeadpans  Exit Stage Left Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Hippoposthumous 2011 Hunting Halos I Hope You Die Soon I've Got A Little List Jill Dando's Cat Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Past Their Sell By Date PRFT Prunella Vulgaris 2011 See You In Hell Sick Scouser In Black Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Bro's Hitlist Team Cat AIDS The Voodoogurus They're Dead, Y'Know!

Muhammad, Ruby Born 20 March 1907  (Americus, Georgia, USA) Named "Mother of the Nation of Islam" in 1986, marking her 40th anniversary of joining the movement. Not the widow of, or even related to, its late former leader, Elijah Muhammad, as is sometimes claimed - not least by us, in our previous write-up on her! Her age is in dispute, but she's at least over 100 years of age. Died in March 2010 but no obit as yet. Bladerunner Death On The Rocks Death By Hemeloids Deathpig Billy Graham Must Die Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Golden Oldies! Gray Panthers "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Nosoup4u! Ronald MacDonald Fodder Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Mulroney, Brian Born 20 March 1939  (Baie-Comeau, Quebec, Canada) Prime Minister of Canada between 1984-1993. The Dead Canadians

Multhaupt, Lotte Date and place of birth unknown Daughter of the late German Chancellor Konrad Adenauer. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Muñoz, Faustino Sainz Born 5 June 1937  (Almadén, Ciudad Real Province, Spain) Archbishop and Nuncio to Great Britain, effectively the Vatican ambassador, from 2004-2010. The Living End

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. The Dead Canadians

Munroe, Carmen Born 12 November 1932  (Berbice, Guyana) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. Rotters

Murdoch, Elisabeth Born 8 February 1909  (Melbourne, Australia) Philanthropist and mother of Rupert Murdoch. Death From Down Under Feng Shui Pig

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven See You In Hell

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. The Honey Trap

Murphy, Matt "Guitar" Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. Wikipedia's Random Article

Murphy, Thomas "Slab" Born 27 January 1944  (Ballybinaby, Louth, Rep of Ireland) Believed to be the former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Murray, Anne Born 20 June 1945  (Springhill, Nova Scotia, Canada) Singer who paved the way for the later success of other Canadian female singers such as Céline Dion and Shania Twain. The Dead Canadians

Murray, Conrad Born 19 February 1953  (St Andrews, Grenada) Cardiologist and personal physician of the late Michael Jackson. Convicted for involuntary manslaughter in November 2011. Roger Mortis

Murray, Gordon Date and place of birth unknown Animator and creator of the "Trumptonshire Trilogy" - 'Camberwick Green', 'Trumpton' and 'Chigley'. Born 1921. This Mortal Coil You're Not Breathing Anymore

Murray, Gordon S.  Born 13 March 1950  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Died 15 January 2011  (Burlingame, California, USA) Age at death: 60  (read death notice) Former Lehman Brothers managing director. Mr. Yuck Stiff Little Fingers  X-Pyred

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Died In The Wool Radio Ga Ga Gone

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. AbraCadaver Juicy Janny One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone Time's-Up Team Tomb It May Concern

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. Kackers United "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Musial, Stan Born 21 November 1920  (Donora, Pennsylvania, USA) Legendary baseball player who enjoyed a 22-year career (1941-63) with the St Louis Cardinals. Ash Cream Keeper Of The Heads "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Open The Pearly Gates

Myerson, Bess Born 16 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to win the Miss America beauty pageant and went on to have a career as a TV personality. Later dabbled in politics. Garf Wants You To Die

Myung-Bak, Lee Born 19 December 1941  (Osaka, Japan) President of South Korea since 2008. Seoul Takers

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