Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2007: F

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Fabray, Nanette Born 27 October 1920  (San Diego, California, USA) Actress, mostly in film and stage musicals. Deadtome

Faithfull, Marianne Born 29 December 1946  (Hampstead, London, England) Singer, actress and ex-girlfriend of Mick Jagger. Down Under The Daisies Only Fools And Corpses The Derby Rams

Falk, Peter Born 16 September 1927  (New York, New York, USA) Shambling, raincoat-wearing, one-eyed star of "Columbo". Still busy with his acting career, despite a previous battle against cancer. Carrion Luggage Deadpoolers Foxy T In Eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Lived So Let's Die No Longer With U.S.

Fallon, Kieran Born 22 February 1965  (Crushee, County Clare, Republic of Ireland) Hugely successful but highly controversial horse-racing jockey. Wishy-Washy

Faltskog, Agnetha Born 5 April 1950  (Jönköping, Sweden) Best known as "the blonde one from ABBA". Now a virtual recluse, in part due to death threats from a crazed stalker. Dead Beat

Falwell, Jerry  Born 11 August 1933  (Lynchburg, Virginia, USA) Died 15 May 2007  (Lynchburg, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 73  (read death notice) Yet another US TV evangelist. ILikeyKilly Part II Yerttle

Farrakhan, Louis Born 11 May 1933  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Outspoken and often controversial leader of the Nation of Islam. Real name Louis Eugene Walcott. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Clathrate Gun Crazycarl Killers Of Hope Godot's Choir Invisible Go Fish Going Underground Grim Rita International House of Death I Smell Dead People JoeRam Lothar's Team Mortal Wombat My Brain Hurts Noz4news Rude Kid Slobodan Milosevic's Medicine Cabinet The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Raven Wake Up And Smell The Coffin Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... Youth'n'Asia

Fawcett, Farrah Born 2 February 1947  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) Actress & sex symbol of the 1970's through her "Charlie's Angels" role. 4 Ever Delayed A Shot In The Dark Banda Aceh Surf Club Beerbutton Breathless In Seattle Bunch of Old Bags But I'm Not Dead Yet Croaker De'Ath and the Prognosticators Dead End Job Killers Of Hope Dead On  Better Off Dead Diepod Shuffle Food For Worms Don't Fear (The Reaper) Down Under The Daisies E-Brake's Fantastic List  For Those About To Croak: Fire - We Salute You In Eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks I Rolled A Seven I Smell Dead People Juicy Janny Kackers United Lothar's Team Mortal Wombat Not At All Well Noz4news Ohio and Goodbye-o Only Fools And Corpses Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Phreebyrd RooKill Rude Kid The Mother Teresa And Desmond Tutu Narcotic Inferno Schadenfreude Six Foot Under Temporary Team Name 2 (was Mean Machine) Thank You, Now Buh-Bye The Mighty 104s The Ex Factor This Mortal Coil Tomb It May Concern Wishy-Washy Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... YouKeepMeHangin'On

Felt, W. Mark Born 17 August 1913  (Twin Falls, Idaho, USA) Former FBI official who, in May 2005, finally revealed himself to be the secret informant known as 'Deep Throat' in the 1970s Watergate Scandal. Banshees Scream Beginnings of Rigor Dead And Buried Brown Bread Church(yard) On A Hill Dead Men Walking Better Off Dead Deathlist.net Drunkasaskunk Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Mean Machine Milksnatcher's Last Hurrah!! Moldy Oldies My Brain Hurts NihilisticMacaw Simfish Queen of the Iceni Riding The Jesus Train See, I Told You I Was Sick! The Last Gasp The Pale Horseman's Soft Shoe Mortal Coil Shufflers They Died And Left Me In Charge Wake Up And Smell The Coffin We Spin Terror Whoopass United Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer...

Fenton, Leonard Born 29 April 1926  (London, England) TV actor - played Dr Legg in "EastEnders". Cashed Their Chips Foxy T

Ferguson, Alex Born 31 December 1941  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Angry, bullying, unsmiling, much-loathed manager of Manchester United. Currently embroiled in a high-stakes legal battle with two of his former friends and business partners, the stress of which may just finish him off. Brown Bread Is Not As Alive As White Hello Hell Leeds Till Death

Ferlinghetti, Lawrence Born 24 March 1919  (Yonkers, New York, USA) Last of the beat poets. Owns the City Lights bookshop in San Francisco. The Underdogs of Hull City

Ferraro, Geraldine Born 26 August 1935  (Newburgh, New York, USA) American Congresswoman who stood unsuccessfully for Vice-President in 1984. Carrion Luggage Dead End Job

Ferrer, Mel Born 25 August 1917  (Elberon, New Jersey, USA) Film & Stage actor, former husband of Audrey Hepburn. Checking Out By Christmas

Fieger, Doug Born 20 August 1952  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Lead singer of 'The Knack'. Had two brain tumours removed in 2006. Only Fools And Corpses

Field, Sally Born 6 November 1946  (Pasadena, California, USA) Actress in films from the 1960s onwards. The Mother Teresa And Desmond Tutu Narcotic Inferno

Fielding, Fenella Born 17 November 1930  (London, England) Vampish, buxom actress, a regular in the "Doctor In" & "Carry On" film series. Rigger Mortice And The Rotting Allstars The Winged Devil Monkeys

Fiennes, Sir Ranulph Born 7 March 1944  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) One of the greatest explorers of the 20th century, who, having undertaken numerous dangerous expeditions over the years, suffered a heart attack in 2003, whilst waiting at Bristol Airport to board an EasyJet flight to Edinburgh. Whittaker's Choice

Filiaggi, James  Born 15 May 1965  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Died 24 April 2007  (Lucasville, Ohio, USA) Age at death: 41  (read death notice) American Death Row inmate, incarcerated for the fatal shooting of his ex-wife in 1994. Eventually executed by lethal injection. No Noose Is Good Noose

Finney, Tom Born 5 April 1922  (Preston, England) Preston North End and England footballer of the 1940s and '50s. Famously never booked, let alone sent off, in his 20-year playing career. Biologically Dead Dysfunctional In Bed With Maradona Jesus Jones Short-Term Future Sporting Life...Courting Death

Firouz, Louise Born in Great Falls, Virginia, USA  (exact date unknown) Runs a major equestrian centre in Iran. Born c. 1934. Paul Metcalfe's 21

Fischer, Bobby Born 9 March 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Absolute looney tunes former world chess champion. Has in the past got mixed up with strange religious sects and voiced some strong anti-Semitic views. Very rarely gives interviews these days. George Lass and the Gravelings Redmyst XX

Fisher, Eddie Born 10 August 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Singer, actor, entertainer, hellraiser, former husband of Liz Taylor and dad of Carrie Fisher, aka Princess Leia. R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Robbo's Dead 'Uns

FitzGerald, Garret Born 9 February 1926  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Former Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland between 1981-82 & 1982-87. I Hope So, They Buried Him Justpat's Carkers

Flatley, Michael Born 16 July 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Dancer, most famous for his performance in "Riverdance". Already Dead Dress re-Hearse-als Nice Little Urner ShezyB's Angels Six Foot Under Sporting Lesbian

Floyd, Keith Born 28 December 1943  (Somerset, England) TV chef and drinker. Bit of a pin-up guy for the posh older lady. Banda Aceh Surf Club Bucket Botherers H5N1 Heaven 17 (+3) Mad Maureen

Flynt, Larry Born 1 November 1942  (Salyersville, Kentucky, USA) American pornography publisher, who lost his virginity to a chicken. Paralysed from the waist down after a murder attempt in the 1970s. Peterborough Petes

Fogelberg, Dan  Born 13 August 1951  (Peoira, Illinois, USA) Died 16 December 2007  (Maine, USA) Age at death: 56  (read death notice) Easy-listening singer, not that well known in the UK. EDIT: ...but well enough known for the BBC to give him an obit, evidently. Clathrate Gun Daisy Pushers Eternity Tours Mr C R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Slobodan Milosevic's Medicine Cabinet Thanatopsis The Derby Rams The Doffin' Codgers

Foley, Mick Born 7 June 1965  (Bloomington, Indiana, USA) Another professional wrestler, now an author. Deadenders ShezyB's Angels

Fontaine, Joan Born 22 October 1917  (Tokyo, Japan) Oscar for Best Actress 1940 for "Suspicion", estranged sister of Olivia de Havilland. Bunch of Old Bags  Death On The Rocks Frog Impressions! I Need Frog Impressions Death or Die Trying Entertainers Seeking One Final Shot At Fame Rosebud! Zzzzzzz The Cloggers

Foot, Michael Born 23 July 1913  (Plymouth, England) Dishevelled left-wing journalist, long-time Labour MP, and leader of the Labour Party from 1980-83. 2 Days Older Than Grass  4 Ever Delayed AbraCadaver Alison The Assassin Ashes2AshesSeadog A Shot In The Dark Banshees Scream Bazzilliant Big-Iain Brown Bananas Checking Out By Christmas Coffin Fit Colin's Contemptible Collection of Cadaverous Corpses Col's Corpses Croaker De'Ath and the Prognosticators Crusher's Corpses Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Beats Dead Excited Better Off Dead Deathlist.net Death On The Rocks Diepod Shuffle Dispatch Without Delay Don't Fear (The Reaper) Down Under The Daisies Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dysfunctional Everybody's Dead, Dave Taking The Michael  Finbarr Returns From The Dead (Again & Again) Flatline Fellatio Follow The Leader Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster Death or Die Trying  Globaltruth I Laugh in the Face Of Death! In Bed With Maradona Jesus Jones The Goebbels Family & the Fred West Dancers Live On The Box Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Just Resting My Eyes Knock Knock... Lard Bazaar Lee's Dead On Living In A Box Madonna's Hand of Bod Mean Machine Morbid United FC Mr Mark J Next Up Nice Little Urner Norwegian Blue Oh...If Only It Were True One Foot In The Grave Pooil Vaaish Rabbitsnuffer Robbo's Dead 'Uns  Sayonara Saddam Shut Up, Ya Dead Git! Come On Baby Light My Pyre Sporting Lesbian Stiff & the Tears Team DJB The Bitter End The Coffin-Dodgers The Doom & Gloom Room The Long-Awaited Return of the Dorset Jury The Royton Rovers (Rita, Dave & Kevin Too...) The Shipman List The Shoebury Stiffs Tick Tock Stopped Ticking TiMr Too Late For Casualty To The Other Side Two Feet in the Grave Wayne's Done And Dusted Whittaker's Choice  Yerttle  You Mean He's Not Already? Youth In Asia Helpline

Ford, Betty Born 8 April 1918  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Wife of former US President Gerald Ford. Carrion Luggage BillsZone.com Fat Pansies Bunch of Old Bags Buzzards Carkers' Convention 2007 Daisy Pushers Dead Calm Dead Druids' Society Fly Me To The Moon George Lass and the Gravelings Lady Bird Johnson Must Die Going Green Gravediggin' Grandaddy ILikeyKilly Part II Lothar's Team Mean Machine NakedRicci's Gothic Apocalypse Oh...If Only It Were True Puzlman's Passing Picks Reapin' Time The Mother Teresa And Desmond Tutu Narcotic Inferno Schadenfreude ShezyB's Angels Sporting Lesbian There's A Mr Death At The Door, Something About The Reaping The Shoebury Stiffs Too Late For Casualty Valley of Death Whoopass United Win One For The Dead You Mean He's Not Already?

Ford, Doug Born 8 June 1922  (West Haven, Connecticut, USA) American golfer, winner of 2 Majors - the 1955 US PGA and the 1957 US Masters. Sporting Life...Courting Death

Ford, T-Model Born in Forest, Mississippi, USA  (exact date unknown) Blues musician. Born 1924. Best Left To Rest

Fordham, Andy 'The Viking' Born 2 February 1962  (London, England) BDO world darts champion. Standing 6ft tall, he weighs around 30 stone, and is, according to the Daily Mirror, "a dart attack waiting to happen". The Frog Chorus Alright For Toasting Don't Fear (The Reaper) Jaguar X-Types Come On Baby Light My Pyre The Crematorium Cheerleaders

Forrester, Helen Born in Hoylake, Cheshire, England  (exact date unknown) Author both of fiction & non-fiction. Now lives in Canada. Born 1919. Pooil Vaaish

Forsyth, Bruce Born 22 February 1928  (Edmonton, London, England) A professional entertainer since the age of 14, 'Brucie' really made his name in the late 1950s as compere of 'Sunday Night At The London Palladium', and went on to become the prominent-chinned presenter of 'The Generation Game' and 'Play Your Cards Right' among other self-consciously cheesy game shows. A Kick In The Ghoulies Are They Dead Yet? Are You Lot Still Alive? Better Red Than Dead Brown Bread Is Not As Alive As White Crusher's Corpses  Dead End Job Dead or No Dead Follow The Leader Globaltruth Hatters1988 2007 Last Breaths I Rolled A Seven Leeds Till Death Mad Maureen Mave's Graves Only Fools And Corpses Owt To Stop Me Coffin?  RooKill The Mother Teresa And Desmond Tutu Narcotic Inferno Sayonara Saddam Six Foot Under That Russian Athlete's Got Balls The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Time Is Nigh Two Feet in the Grave Wibbly Dribbly Boys

Forsythe, John Born 29 January 1918  (Penn's Grove, New Jersey, USA) Played the part of Blake Carrington in "Dynasty". A Bird In The Hand Is Worth At Least Three Points This Year Banda Aceh Surf Club Beerbutton 2 Biologically Dead But I'm Not Dead Yet Checking Out By Christmas Crazycarl Better Off Dead  Diepod Shuffle Don't Fear (The Reaper) E-Brake's Fantastic List Eternity Tours  Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kill! Frog Impressions! I Need Frog Impressions Godot's Choir Invisible Grim Rita Grobler's Stiff Ones Heaven Can't Wait 'til Another Day I Can't Feel My Legs! I Smell Dead People L C And The Sunshine Band Madonna's Hand of Bod Mean Machine Milksnatcher's Last Hurrah!! Not At All Well Noz4news Only Fools And Corpses Queen of the Iceni Reapin' Time Rigger Mortice And The Rotting Allstars Rude Kid Tentoesup They Sure Look Like Plant Food To Me TiMr Tomb It May Concern YouKeepMeHangin'On

Forte, Charles  Born 26 November 1908  (Monforte Casalaticco, Italy) Died 28 February 2007  (London, England) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Hotelier. Founder of the Forte Group, which included the Little Chef and Happy Eater roadside restaurants and Crest, Forte Grand, Travelodge and Posthouse hotels. Otherwise known as Baron Forte of Ripley. Cap'n Ohtz Finbarr Returns From The Dead (Again & Again) Mean Machine The Shoebury Stiffs

Foster, Jodie Born 19 November 1962  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, has been in movies since her teenage years. Dok's Deadpool

Foster, Norman Born 1 June 1935  (Reddish, Stockport, England) Architect & designer, perhaps best known either for the Swiss Re tower, aka the London Gherkin, or for the Hearst Tower in New York City. Brown Bread

Fountain, Pete Born 3 July 1930  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Jazz clarinetist. Heads in a Bag

Fox, Michael J Born 9 June 1961  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Pint-sized actor of "Back To The Future" fame. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991. Brown Bread Is Not As Alive As White Buzzards Cashed Their Chips Close The Casket Dead End Job Dead or No Dead Jill Dando Failed The Doorstep Challenge Dye Hard Eat My Dust Every Shroud Has A Silver Lining Taking The Michael Foxy T I Told You I Felt Ill!!!!!! Moldy Oldies Peterborough Petes ProDeathCrew Roger Mortis Stahlmatt The Funeral Director 07 Wibbly Dribbly Boys Wishy-Washy Yerttle You Mean He's Not Already?

Fraga Iribarne, Manuel Born 23 November 1922  (Vilabla, Galicia, Spain) Henchman of General Franco who later became a democratic politician. Old Folks' Graveyard ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Francis, Dick Born 31 October 1920  (Pembrokeshire, Wales) Bestselling author of various horseracing-themed novels. In Eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Francis, Freddie  Born 22 December 1917  (Islington, London, England) Died 17 March 2007  (Isleworth, Middlesex, England) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Academy Award-winning film director and cinematographer responsible for "Moby Dick", "The Elephant Man", "Dune" and various Hammer horror movies. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Franklin, Aretha Born 25 March 1942  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Legendary soul, R&B and gospel singer, with hits including "Respect", "Freeway of Love", and the unlikely but successful duet with George Michael of all people, "I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)". Are They Dead Yet? The Vyrdolak

Fraser, Ian Edward Born 18 December 1920  (London, England) Scuba-diving pioneer who won a VC for his role as a submarine commander in WWII. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Fraser, 'Mad' Frankie Born 13 December 1923  (Waterloo, London, England) Veteran East End gangster, thief, hired hitman, nightclub bouncer etc etc, whose penchant for crime hasn't been matched by a talent for getting away with it, as he has spent a total of 42 years in prison. Colin's Contemptible Collection of Cadaverous Corpses John Stalkerestest Redmyst XX

Fraser, Malcolm Born 21 May 1930  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian Prime Minister from 1975-1983. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Frazier, Joe Born 12 January 1944  (Beaufort, South Carolina, USA) Olympic and world heavyweight boxing champion, known as Smokin' Joe. Fought the "Thriller in Manila" against Muhammad Ali in October 1975, which many consider to be the best boxing match ever. Dark Brown And Dead Redmyst XX

Frederick, Malcolm Date and place of birth unknown British actor and producer. Currently suffering from lymphona. Born 1955. Bleedin' Heart

Fredriksson, Marie Born 30 May 1958  (Össjo, Sweden) Lead singer with Roxette. Had a cancerous brain tumour removed in September 2002. Going Underground

Freedberg, A. Stone Date and place of birth unknown Retired Harvard medic who "wuz robbed" of a Nobel Prize in 1940 when he discovered that bacteria are associated with stomach ulcers, but was dissuaded by his superiors from investigating any further. Born in 1907 or '08. Fallen Sparrow

Freeman, Major John Born 19 February 1915  (place of birth unknown) 'Face to Face' inquisitor, Labour MP, New Statesman editor, bowls commentator and ITV executive! The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2007 They're Dead, Y'Know!

French, Dawn Born 11 October 1957  (Holyhead, Wales) Comedienne - one half of "French & Saunders". Also played "The Vicar of Dibley". Ohio and Goodbye-o P.M.T. (Pre Mortem Tension)

Freud, Lucian Born 8 December 1922  (Berlin, Germany) Artist who normally paints portraits, often nudes, in a distinctive 'impasto' style, slapping the paint onto the canvas so thickly that the brush/knife strokes remain visible even when dry. Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Frey, James Born 12 September 1969  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) American writer, mostly on his experiences of drug addiction. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Frid, Jonathan Born 2 December 1924  (Hamilton, Ontario, Canada) Actor, known, if at all, for his role in the TV series "Dark Shadows". The Vyrdolak

Fromme, Lynette 'Squeaky' Born 22 October 1948  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Member of Charles Manson's cult, who attemped (and obviously failed) to assassinate Gerald Ford. Now serving life in prison. Mixed Team

Frost, Sir David Born 7 April 1939  (Tenterden, Kent, England) All-purpose TV presenter and sometime heavyweight political interviewer. I Rolled A Seven Pry It From His Cold Dead Fingers A Long Queue in the Oncology Department

Fry, Barry Born 7 April 1945  (London, England) Rotund football manager - ex-Barnet, Southend United, Birmingham City etc. Are They Dead Yet? Fly Me To The Moon

Fry, Stephen Born 24 August 1957  (London, England) Cambridge-educated comedian, author, actor, wit and general smartarse. John Stalkerestest

Fullmer, Gene Born 21 July 1931  (West Jordan, Utah, USA) Former top middleweight boxer. Alright For Toasting

Funicello, Annette Born 22 October 1942  (Utica, New York, USA) Actress, "The Mickey Mouse Club". Aardvark Are You Still Dying, Darling? Clathrate Gun Crazycarl Dispatch Without Delay E-Brake's Fantastic List NakedRicci's Gothic Apocalypse Not At All Well Pooil Vaaish Schadenfreude  The Mighty 104s The Conqueror Worm

Funk, Terry Born 30 June 1944  (Canyon, Texas, USA) Yet another ex-pro wrestler. Roger Mortis

Furlong, Edward Born 2 August 1977  (Glendale, California, USA) Actor - John Connor in "Terminator 2". Moldy Oldies

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