Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2024: C

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Cabrera, Angel Born 12 September 1969  (Córdoba, Argentina) Argentine golfer nicknamed "El Pato" ("The Duck") for his habit of waddling on the greens. (THEME) In The Hole!

Caine, Dick Born 13 February 1946  (Surry Hills, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Former Australian swimming coach currently swimming in allegations of underage sexual abuse of teenage girls A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. Also-Ran Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Boo! I'm dead Bourne to Die Worm Fodder Curtains for Carter Exu's Exiteers (THEME) Gone Solo Grim McGraw VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! (THEME) Last Christmas Mort Windsor's OBE (THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel So Long Farewell The Dead Parrot Tolex Zombie Nation

Cairney, Frank Date and place of birth unknown Scottish convicted sex offender. (THEME) Jocks Away

Cairns, Chris Born 13 June 1970  (Picton, New Zealand) New Zeleand legendary cricketer. (THEME) 2024 Exit Draft Obituarynotice

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. (THEME) 2024 Exit Draft

Calder, David Born 1 August 1946  (Portsmouth, UK) Clasically trained actor, played Julius Caesar in the 2018 National Live Theatre Shakespeare adaptation. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Calder, Simon Born 25 December 1955  (Crawley, West Sussex, England) Living the luxurious life of being a journalist whose paid to report on his vacations (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Calderwood, Jimmy Born 28 February 1955  (Glasgow, Scotland) Footballer, now with dementia. (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles (THEME) Sudden Death

Cale, John Born 9 March 1942  (Garnant, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, Wales) Another of OoO's great living Welshman, of which The Man In Black shares those sentiments. Cale has been in music for aeons - as a composer, producer & songwriter. But to most people, best remembered for his distinctive sounds as he played the harpsichord Bucket O'Hare (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Callerot, Genevieve Born 6 May 1916  (Paris, France) French farmer, novelist and WW2 resistance fighter. Dead And Dusted Deadies 10 I've Been Dying To Play This (THEME) One Century Is Enough, Madam! The Old Ones are the Pests

callow, simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Campbell, Ken Hudson Born 5 June 1962  (Elmhurst, Illinois, USA) Actor and voice artist. Kicked off his career playing Santa in 'Home Alone'. Not at All Well

Campbell, Kim Born 10 March 1947  (Port Alberni, Canada) First female prime minister of Canada for a couple of months in 1993 (THEME) Political Correctness Has Gone Too Far

Campbell, Naomi Born 22 May 1970  (Streatham, London, England) Maid-beater, ex Grange Hill extra & supermodel. The Honey Trap

Campbell, Ronnie  Born 14 August 1943  (Tynemouth, Northumberland, England) Died 23 February 2024  () Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Labour MP for Blyth Valley since 1987, until standing down in 2019. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Campbell, Sandy Born 11 November 1966  (Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia) Australian former rugby league player currently homeless and battling cancer. Salmon Roe

Campbell, Vivian Born 25 August 1962  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Guitarist for rock bands Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy and Dio. Aye, they're off the fags alright The Conqueror Worm

Canabarro Lucas, Inah Born 6 August 1908  (Sao Francisco de Assis, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil) Brazilian supercentenarian. (THEME) One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Cannan, John Born 20 February 1954  (Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom) Serial rapist and convicted murderer. Supposedly terminally ill in 2022, but so far, not ill enough. (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

Cannom, Greg Born in Washington, D.C. USA  (exact date unknown) Multi-Oscar winning makeup artist. Born 1951. Skibidi Toilet

Cannon, Dyan Born 4 January 1937  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) US Actress, nominated three times for an Oscar After You, Madam

Cannon, Felicia Born 18 June 1960  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) A contestant on 'Big Brother'. A Spot of Death

Cannon, Freddy Born 4 December 1940  (Revere, Massachusetts,USA) American rock 'n' roll singer popular in the post-Holly, pre-Beatle interregnum with hits like "Tallahassee Lassie" and "Way Down Yonder in New Orleans". WOO! (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Cannon, Nick Born 8 October 1980  (San Diego, California, USA) Actor and rapper who is married to Mariah Carey. (THEME) Complete Phallusies

Cannon, Tommy Born 27 June 1938  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) The taller half of Cannon & Ball; now teams up with his old sidekick to do evangelical stuff as well as comedy routines. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Capaldi, Peter Born 14 April 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor who was the twelfth Doctor in 'Doctor Who' from 2013 to 2017. (THEME) Dr Who's Next

Capes, Geoff Born 23 August 1949  (Holbeach, Lincolnshire, England) Fomer Great Britain international shot putter and twice winner of the World's Strongest Man competition. (THEME) Decomposing Blubber

Capodice, John Born 25 December 1941  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) US character actor, typically in gruff working-class roles. Also played a befuddled pizzeria owner in a memorable 80s advert for string cheese. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Capps, Lois Born 10 January 1938  (Ladysmith, Wisconsin, USA) former US Representative, from 1998 to 2017. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Caprio, Frank Born 24 November 1936  (Federal Hill, Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Rhode Island judge whose local programme 'Caught in Providence' went national once clips went viral on YouTube. 20 Random Guys Part 2  Banana's Bruises drunkasaskunk Fade to Black David Quantick's Showbiz Pals I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn Life Got Cold Manifest Death-stiny Mass Hole Cemetery Octopus of Odstock On Their Last Leg Pazuzu United Beat the Cost of Living Crisis with One Simple Trick! Salmon Mousse Shaun of the Dead 69 Skibidi Toilet STAYING ALIVE!! The B-Team The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2024 The Living End They Might All Die To Kill A Gabor Sister Windsor the Troll Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Cardenas, Elsa Born 3 August 1932  (Tijuana, Mexico) Mexican actress who starred in Giant alongside James Dean and maybe had too much fun with Elvis in Acupulco (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable

Cardinale, Claudia Born 15 April 1938  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress of 1960s and 1970s Italian cinema, who starred in some films by Luchino Visconti and Sergio Leone. Was named among one of the 50 most beautiful actresses in film history. Today she is an outspoken activist for women's and gay rights. DEAD LOSS (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable

Cardoso, Laura Born 13 September 1927  (São Paulo, Brazil) Brazilian actress. (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille

Carew, Rod Born 1 October 1945  (Gatun, Panama) Major League Baseball player and coach. Noz4news

Cariou, Len Born 30 September 1939  (St Boniface, Manitoba, Canada) Actor on both stage and screen, originated the role of Sweeney Todd in its 1979 Broadway run. (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Carnahan, Jean  Born 20 December 1933  (Washington DC, USA) Died 30 January 2024  (St. Louis MO, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) The first woman to represent Missouri in the US Senate, she was elected to replace her late husband Mel. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Carner, JoAnne Born 4 April 1939  (Kirkland, Washington, USA) American professional golfer with 43 victories on the LPGA Tour. (THEME) In The Hole!

Carnesecca, Lou Born 5 January 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Former university basketball coach in the US. May struggle for a UK obit. Bro is Flabbergasted

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. (THEME) Desert Island Deaths (THEME) Exiting The Stage Ground Floor of the Bungalow (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts Pearly Gates Time for Me to Fly (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Carpenter, David Born 6 May 1930  (San Francisco, CA, USA) Serial killer who has been on Death row for close to 40 years (THEME) Everybody's Dead, Dave

Carpenter, John Born 16 January 1948  (Carthage, New York, USA) Film director whose had fluctuating fortunes including hits 'Halloween' and 'Escape from New York' and failures 'Assault on Precinct 13' and 'The Thing', which are now considered cult classics. (THEME) Bourbon Barrel-Aged Cut! Take(n)!

Carpenter, Richard Born 15 October 1946  (New Haven, Connecticut, USA) One half of the successful 1970s pop sibling duo The Carpenters with his sister, the late Karen Carpenter. (THEME) Last Christmas (THEME) Last ones, Part II

Carr, Jimmy Born 15 September 1972  (Hounslow, Middlesex, England) Depending on your point of view, one of Britain's brightest new comedians, or the unfunniest man in the all-time history of comedy. Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice

Carr, Sally Born 28 March 1945  (Muirhead, UK) Frontwoman of 1970s middle-of-the-road pop act Middle of the Road. (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable

Carreras, Jose Born 5 December 1946  (Barcelona, Spain) The third wheel of the Three Tenors, who has successfully beaten leukemia in the past. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Carrey, Jim Born 17 January 1962  (Newmarket, Ontario, Canada) Rubber faced actor/comedian - famous for 'The Mask', 'Ace Ventura' and 'The Truman Show', amongst others. Headstone Hunters (THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Honey Trap

Carrillo, Ernesto Fonseca Born in Guadalajara, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Former Mexican drugs baron. Born in 1942. (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Carrodus, Frank Born 31 May 1949  (Cheshire, England) Former winger for Aston Villa in the late 1970s. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. Lived so let's die (THEME) Who's laughing now?

Carson, Mindy Born 16 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Traditional American pop singer, mostly forgotten, but not here! Tragic, our Maurice!

Carson, Willie Born 16 November 1942  (Stirling, United Kingdom) Retired British jockey and racehorse owner Coffin Fit (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Carter, Allister Born 25 July 1979  (Colchester, Essex, England) Snooker player, Runner-up in the 2008 & 2012 World Championship. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carter, Clarence Born 14 January 1936  (Montgomery, Alabama, USA) Blind soul singer & songwriter. (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2  (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Carter, Jim Born 19 August 1948  (Harrogate, UK) Actor played Mr Carson in the series Dawnton Abbey. SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. It's Grim Up North  2025? – no thank you! I’ll leave before 2024 No More 5 Feet and 1 to Go Ah, the ol’ team  Also-Ran Always Look On The Bright Side  And they all died ARSE-IN-HOLE Banana's Peel Slippers Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Be No More in 2024 ..better to burn out...  Bladerunner BLIMEY!  Boo! I'm dead Bourne to Die Worm Fodder Bromsgrove Deathtrove Bucket Kickers 79 Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2024 Captain Hemlock's Twenty c. a. daver Coffin Fit The Love Boat (THEME) Complications from a fall  COMPOST CORNER Couldn't Think of a Team Name Crofty's Coffin Crew I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside  Curtains for Carter  Dai YaB'stards Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead and Deader 6: ReadThisIfBidenDidntReallyWin Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Ends Deader than a Dead Thing Dead Last? Dead Right! (THEME) Dead Leaders DEAD LOSS Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Deadpool Surprise  Dead Ringers Death Nebula 3000 Death Stinks Deaths R Us Deathlist.net  Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Death Stalks United Death to the Future Departures Board  Diego  Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doodar dead good 20 Down Bad Down Under Death Merchants  Droller Coaster  Drop Dead Celebration Dropping Like Flies  Dr Shipman's waiting room drunkasaskunk Dust in the Wind Dying to Win Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Eternity Tours  Ethnic Cleansing Every Death You Take Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2024 Exu's Exiteers Fade to Black Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw La Faucheuse Feng Shui Pig  (THEME) Fill the Century or die!  Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Free Fallers' Funeral Holmes Funeral Furore Girlfriend in a Coma…. Its really Serious! Going Green Grave Danger  Grobler's Stiff Ones GUN Fishing Hangman's XX Zombie Dance Party  Hearse of the Dead Again Heaven Can't Wait (THEME) Hell to the Chief  His and Hearse House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Wisconsin Reaper Beater 3.0  Imelda's Terrahawks I Told You I Was Ill I've Been Dying To Play This Jellydead VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER!  Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam JoeRam  John Key's List Kissinger of Death klinews They're Loving Angels Instead Hi-Fat Worm Food  Let 'er RIP  Lidders Late Lamentables Lights Out  (THEME) Lil Tay Is Not Dead but Alive With Soul Living in a Box LL's Pool Long Story Short… It's Over! Lord Football's Lot Madonna's Hand Of Bod (THEME) MAGA Hit List Weakend at Bernies  Manuel's Stiffs Mass Hole Cemetery Min Reaper The Misers Morbid United F.C.  Morrigan Mort Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Much Ado About Snuffin' Naked Florida Gravediggers Neither There Nor Thereabouts Newlydeads  Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia (THEME) Nobel Notables  Grief Hijackers NoSoup4U! (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)  Octopus of Odstock (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...  (THEME) Old As Dirt Once You Go Black One Eyed Jacks Only Fools and Corpses On Their Last Leg  Oscar The Beast Pan Breed Pazuzu United (THEME) Pazuzu XP  Pedro's catacomb collective People I Think Might Die In 2024 United Peter Falk's Friends Pity da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space Plausible Passings of 2024 (THEME) Political Correctness Has Gone Too Far  Poppin’ Clogs  Prowlers Goners '24  Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks  Beat the Cost of Living Crisis with One Simple Trick! (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife  Sad News FC SAMSONS AND DELILAHS  Say Hi to Uncle George SeasideEssexXile Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt Simply Dead  Sitting Ducks Smart Beta So Long Farewell Song to the Siren Southerners Stiffs Spectre of Death Forgotten But Not Gone  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff Competition Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere Tentoesup  The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2024 The Alternative Deathlist The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Choir Invisibule Colnbrook Coroner  The Conqueror Worm The Crowdsourced Deathlist  The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2024 The End of the World As We Know It The Living End The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul  The nice one needs an outlet The Old Ones are the Pests the old lady There's A Shiva In The Park  The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Sound of the Underground The Spanners The Walking Dead They Might All Die  This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops  Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Tolex  Tombstone Ticklers  Twilight of the Ghosts Wayne Manor  Who Turned out the lights? Windsor the Troll Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Have 1 Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now Zipline

Carter, Nick Born 28 January 1980  (New York, USA) Baby-faced Backstreet Boys heartthrob, struggled with substance and legal problems after the group's heyday. klinews

Carter, Ron Born 4 May 1937  (Ferndale, Michigan, USA) Extremely prolific Grammy award winning jazz double bass player. Came to fame through the second Miles Davis Quintet. (THEME) Nice!

Carter, Terry  Born 16 December 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Died 23 April 2024  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Actor - 'McCloud', 'Battlestar Galactica'. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Cartwright, Nancy Born 25 October 1957  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actress and voice artist best known as the voice of Bart Simpson in 'The Simpsons'. and Chuckie Finster in 'Rugrats'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Carty, Rico Born 1 September 1939  (Consuelo, Dominican Republic) Dominican baseball player nicknamed "Beeg Boy" Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Casaretti, Vittorio Born 24 October 1922  (Trecasati, Italy) minor Italian footballer, somebody must have run out of names! (THEME) Fiona's 1922

Cash, Bill Born 10 May 1940  (London, England) Conservative 'eurosceptic' MP for Stone. the new team

Cassidy, Sheila Born 18 August 1937  (Cranwell, Lincs. England) British doctor who was tortured by the regime of Chilean dictator Pinochet; published her experiences thus exposing the level of human rights abuses in Chile. Gooseberry Crumble

Casson, Johnnie Born 29 April 1943  (Halifax, England) English comedian with numerous appearances on ITV's 'The Comedians'. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Casson, Philip Born 20 December 1928  (London, UK) British television director, Muppet Show, EastEnders Thomas Jefferson Survives

Castellaneta, Dan Born 29 October 1953  (Oak Park, Illinois, USA) Actor who is the unmistakable voice of the arch-slob Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Castellanos, Mirla Born 31 March 1941  (Valencia, Venezuela) Very prominent Venezuelan dancer (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Castle, Fiona Born in Wirral, Cheshire  (exact date unknown) Retired dancer and widow of Roy, worked with the Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation and was a campaigner to restrict smoking. Supported the banning of smoking in enclosed spaces. Born 1940. (THEME) Dey Do Die Don't Dey Doh

Castro, Joaquin Born 16 September 1974  (San Antonio, TX, Usa) US Congressman, representing Texas. He grew a beard to distinguish between him and his identical twin. In 2023, had neuroendocrine tumours removed and prognosis said to be 'good'. Touch of Grey

Castro, Raúl Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. ARSE-IN-HOLE (THEME) Complications from a fall Zombie Dance Party (THEME) Hell to the Chief House Of Soon To Be With The Lord (THEME) Lil Tay Is Not Dead but Alive With Soul (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu Time for Me to Fly

Caterham, Ethel Born 21 July 1909  (Shipton Bellinger, Hampshire, England) Oldest living Brit as of 2023. One of two British subjects of Edward VII to later be a subject of Charles III. Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Gray Panthers Lidders Late Lamentables Living in a Box Madonna's Hand Of Bod The Old Ones are the Pests Who Turned out the lights?

Cathcart, James Carter Born 8 March 1954  (New Jersey, USA) American voice actor also known as Jimmy Zoppi, voices Professor Oak of the Pokémon franchise Day in the Death Dead Ends Dead Ringers Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Life Got Cold A Trophy For Atrophy Shaun of the Dead 69 Skibidi Toilet The Death Toll is Catastrophic They Might All Die Thomas Jefferson Survives

Catlett, Mary Jo Born 2 September 1938  (Denver, Colorado, USA) American actress with apperances on 'SpongeBob SquarePants' and 'Diff'rent Strokes'. Manifest Death-stiny

Cattini, Clem Born 20 August 1937  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Drummer with Tornados, Johnny Kidd and the Pirates and the Wombles (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Cattouse, Nadia Born 2 November 1924  (Belize City, Belize) Belizean-born British actress, singer and songwriter (THEME) A Bottle of Lucozade and the warm blanket Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Caulton, Ralph Born 10 January 1937  (Wellington, New Zealand) New Zealand rugby union player who represented Wellington and played 50 matches for the All Blacks (THEME) Kiwi fruit sundae

Caunter, Tony Born 22 September 1937  (Southampton, England) Actor, famous  for playing Pat Butcher’s husband Roy in EastEnders. (THEME) A Bottle of Lucozade and the warm blanket (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Cavanagh, Kieran Born in County Sligo, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Former showband guitarist turned promoter, now Daniel O'Donnell's manager, has brain cancer. Octopus of Odstock

Cavani, Liliana Born 12 January 1933  (Carpi, Modena, Italy) Italian film director, best known for her 1974 film 'The Night Porter', starring Dirk Bogarde. Waiting for the Hearse

Caven, Ingrid Born 3 August 1938  (Saarbrucken, Germany) German film actress who appeared in several films directed by husband Ranier Fassbinder. The Deadest Of The Dead

Caveney, Graham Born in Accrington, Lancashire, UK  (exact date unknown) Freelance writer, music and fiction for NME, the Face and Independent. Banana's Peel Slippers Deceased Hose GUN Fishing Once You Go Black Pan Breed Pazuzu United People I Think Might Die In 2024 United Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Living End The Sound of the Underground To Kill A Gabor Sister

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. (THEME) D Ceased (theme) Di, just Die! (THEME) Saturday Night Dead (THEME) The Talking Dead (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Cayetano, Ben Born 14 November 1939  (Honolulu, HI, USA) Former governor of Hawaii, the first Filipino American to hold the post of state governor. Ran unsuccessfully for the position of Mayor of Honolulu in 2012. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Ceccarelli, Edie  Born 5 February 1908  (Willits, California, United States) Died 22 February 2024  (Willits, CA, USA) Age at death: 116  (read death notice) Oldest living American at the start of 2024. (THEME) Gray Panthers

Celentano, Adriano Born 6 January 1938  (Milan, Italy) Italy's Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Beatles all rolled into one. Seriously, all pop culture went through this man for 30 years. One of Ian Dury's "Reasons to be Cheerful" as well. Waiting for the Hearse

Cellier, Peter Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. Funeral Holmes Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour The Old Ones are the Pests (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Cepeda, Orlando Born 17 September 1937  (Ponce, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican baseball player. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Cerf, Vinton Born 23 June 1943  (New Haven, Connecticut, USA) American Internet pioneer recognized as one of "the fathers of the Internet", sharing this title with TCP/IP co-developer Bob Kahn The Conqueror Worm

Cervantes, Antonio Born 23 December 1945  (San Basilio de Palenque, Columbia) Former boxing champion in the light welterweight class The Deadest Of The Dead

Cetera, Peter Born 13 September 1944  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American singer, songwriter and bassist best known for being an original member of Chicago before launching a successful solo career God, It's Brutal Out Here

Ceulemans, Raymond Born 12 July 1937  (Lier, Belgium) Prolifically successful three-cushion billiards player. Oscar The Beast

Chaiyanitr, Choomphol Born 22 March 1922  (Lampang, Thailand) Sports shooter at the 1964 and 1968 Olympic Games (THEME) Fiona's 1922

Chakiris, George Born 16 September 1934  (Norwood, Ohio, USA) Oscar-winner actor thanks to his apperance as Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks in "West Side Story". JoeRam

Chalmers, Judith Born 10 October 1935  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Former presenter of 'Wish You Were Here?' Urban legend in the Costa Blanca says she fell off a train (The Lemon Express), stinking drunk after enjoying copious amounts of champagne & then refilmed her "actual" footage 2 days later when she recovered. Howe (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2024 Deaths R Us ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD (THEME) That Was Your Life

Chamberlain, Richard Born 31 March 1934  (Beverly Hills, California) Television & film actor in both the US & the UK. Gained fame as being a heart-throb, but later admitted that he is, in fact, gay. Now lives in Hawaii. Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Is Dead Final Curtain Call SAMSONS AND DELILAHS So Long Farewell

Chambers, Joe Born 25 June 1942  (Stoneacre, Virginia, USA) Jazz drummer, pianist, vibraphonist and composer. (THEME) Nice!

Chamorro, Violeta Born 18 October 1929  (Rivas, Nicaragua) First female president of Nicaragua in 1990, following the ousting of Daniel Ortega's Sandanista regime. Alternative Observations 2024 (THEME) American As Apple Pie (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders Exu's Exiteers Feng Shui Pig (THEME) Hell to the Chief JoeRam On Their Last Leg (THEME) Pazuzu XP Peter Falk's Friends They Might All Die

Champion, Bob Born 4 June 1948  (Sussex, England) English jockey and winner of the 1981 Grand National while battling cancer. Doodar dead good 20

Chance, James Born 20 April 1953  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA) Also known as James White, American saxophonist, keyboard player, songwriter and singer (THEME) Musical chairs The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Chandler, Christine Weston Born 24 February 1982  (Charlottesville, Virginia, USA) The internet personality known as Chris Chan. They started as a Comic Book illustrator before spiralling down into the deepest pits of internet infamy 20 Random Guys Part 3

Chandler, Gene Born 6 July 1937  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer-songwriter known for Duke of Earl and Groovy Situation. (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2 (THEME) God's Gonna Gettem (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

CHANNON, Mick Born 28 November 1948  (Orcheston, Wiltshire, England) Former Southampton and England striker, later a successful horse racing trainer. (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Chao, Manu Born 21 June 1960  (Paris, France) Singer with bands Mano Negra and Radio Bemba. (THEME) Picked by Youtube

Chaplin, Geraldine Born 31 July 1944  (Santa Monica, California, USA) American actress and daughter of Charlie Chaplin. BANGELS

Chapman, Duane "Dog" Born 2 February 1953  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Bounty hunter & bail bondsman & TV star in the US. Francis of Arse-Easy 2024

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. (THEME) Miscreants

Chappelle, Dave Born 24 August 1973  (Washington D.C., USA) Massively popular American stand-up actor and TV show host, somewhat edgy and thus always in danger of getting #cancelled (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Charalambous, Bambos Born 2 December 1967  (London, UK) Labour MP for Enfield Southgate since 2017 (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Charboneau, Joe Born 17 June 1955  (Belvidere, Illinois, USA) Promising MLB player whose career died due to injury in the second year (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Charles, Bob Born 14 March 1936  (Carterton, New Zealand) Golfer, the first left-handed player to win a major (the 1963 Open). (THEME) In The Hole! (THEME) The DOA Tour

Charles, Jeanette Born 15 October 1927  () Actress look-a-like of Queen Elisabeth II. What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Charles III, King Born 14 November 1948  (Buckingham Palace, London, England) Eternal prince-in-waiting, now ascended to the throne but as of this day, not yet coronated Wisconsin Reaper Beater 3.0 Lived so let's die Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury The nice one needs an outlet (THEME) Thou Shall Seek Death Who Turned out the lights?

Charlot, Juli Lynne  Born 26 October 1922  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 3 March 2024  (Tepoztlán, Mexico) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) American actress, model and fashion designer who invented the poodle skirt (THEME) Fiona's 1922

Chase, Barrie Born 20 October 1933  (Kings Point, NY, USA) Actress and dancer, she danced with (and dated) Fred Astaire and was beaten upby Robert Mitchum (in Cape Fear) Bro is Flabbergasted

Chase, Chevy Born 8 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor & comedian, very popular in the 1970s & 1980s after his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Dead Wait klinews Not at All Well Noz4news (THEME) Sad Last Days The Honey Trap (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Chatterley, Lew Born 15 February 1945  (Birmingham, England) English footballer player and coach. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Chauvin, Derek Born 19 March 1976  (Oakdale, Minnesota, USA) Minnesota policeman who loved his job a bit too much, and killed George Floyd. 20 Random Guys Part 1 They're Loving Angels Instead Forgotten But Not Gone

Chavez, Zoila Born 25 August 1950  (Managua, Nicaragua) Housekeeper of designer Jeff Lewis on the Reality TV show Flippin Out (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV

Chechik, Adriana Born 4 November 1991  (Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA) Porn star. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. (THEME) Complete Phallusies Hi-Fat Worm Food (THEME) Pennsylvania Pushes Up the Daisies (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers (THEME) Sung Their Last Song

Chekh, Artem Born 13 June 1985  (Cherkasy, Ukrainian SSR, USSR) Ukrainian journalist currently fighting for Ukraine in the Russian Invasion. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Chell, Carol Born in   (exact date unknown) TV presenter in 'Play School' and 'Play Away'. Born 1941. Bucket O'Hare

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. 2024 No More 5 Feet and 1 to Go Ah, the ol’ team Deadpool Surprise (THEME) Decomposing Blubber Departures Board (THEME) Dieopics (theme) Di, just Die! House Of Soon To Be With The Lord John Key's List klinews (THEME) MAGA Hit List Morbid United F.C. Much Ado About Snuffin' (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) Pull my finger Soylent Green Is You Sad News FC The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Wayne Manor

Cheney, Liz Born 28 July 1966  (Madison, Wisconsin, USA) Dick's daughter, and holder of his former House seat whose sudden shift to "principled #NeverTrumper" will probably slay the family dynasty. Oh well… (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Cher, (singer/actress) Born 20 May 1946  (El Centro, California, USA) Singer, actress, gay icon, the "male-sounding one" out of Sonny & Cher, who, amongst many other things, has won an Oscar. DEAD LOSS Doodar dead good 20 (THEME) Sad Last Days (THEME) The Survivors

Cherry, Don Born 5 February 1934  (Kingston, Ontario, Canada) Outspoken Canadian ice hockey commentator. Not to be confused with the late jazz musician. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Cheryl, (singer) Born 30 June 1983  (Newcastle on Tyne, UK) Born Cheryl Ann Tweedy, singer, former member of Girls Aloud, former WAG. SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

Cheung, Maggie Born 20 September 1964  (British Hong Kong) Hong Kong actress with many accolades to her name. Most Unique Picks 2024

Chianese, Dominic Born 24 February 1931  (Bronx, New York, USA) Actor, in many roles, but probably known for his role as Junior Soprano in the 'Sopranos'. (THEME) Cesar Romero's Orange Wedges Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Touch of Grey

Chicago, Judy Born 20 July 1939  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American feminist artist. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation

Chiepe, Gaositwe Born 20 October 1922  (Bechuanaland Province) A veteran politician of Botswana (THEME) Fiona's 1922

Childs, Albert Born 25 September 1930  (Liverpool, Lancashire, England) Played 2 games for Liverpool in the 50s, which makes him their oldest former player ..better to burn out...

Chin, Tsai Born 30 November 1936  (Tianjin, China) Chinese actress who appeard in the 'Fu Manchu' films with Christopher Lee. Waiting for the Hearse

Chinery, Hazel P. Born 5 May 1927  (London, England) Last surviving member of The Beverley Sisters. (THEME) Desert Island Deaths  (THEME) Sung Their Last Song (THEME) That Was Your Life The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury

Chin'ono, Hopewell Born 26 March 1971  (Zimbabwe) Zimbabwean journalist. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Chirac, Bernadette Born 18 May 1933  (Paris, France) Politician and wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Huddled Masses (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife The Living End (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Chittell, Chris Born 19 May 1948  (Aldershot, UK) Longest-serving actor in Emmerdale, having played the role of Eric Pollard since 1986. Early in his career, he also starred in a softcore porn film alongside a young Stellan Skarsgard. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. It's Grim Up North Also-Ran ARSE-IN-HOLE A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat ..better to burn out... Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Carkers Convention 2024 c. a. daver The Love Boat Couldn't Think of a Team Name I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Curtains for Carter Day in the Death Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Drop Dead Celebration Evil Grimace La Faucheuse Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool Grave Danger You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is  It's A Grim World After All Kissinger of Death Lard Bazaar Lights Out LL's Pool Madonna's Hand Of Bod Manuel's Stiffs Morbid United F.C. (THEME) Nature's Way Newlydeads On Their Last Leg Pazuzu United (THEME) Pazuzu XP (THEME) Pennsylvania Pushes Up the Daisies  Peter Falk's Friends Plausible Passings of 2024 Powder Picks Em Off  Beat the Cost of Living Crisis with One Simple Trick! Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2024 The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Death Toll is Catastrophic Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Zipline

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Falling Off The Perch ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD (THEME) Peace, Love, and Death The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Chrétien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Political Correctness Has Gone Too Far (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) Stars On Ice

Christian, Peter Born 14 August 1947  (Dingle, Liverpool, England) TV actor, 'Brookside'. (THEME) Dey Do Die Don't Dey Doh

CHRISTIE, Julie Born 14 April 1940  (Chabua, India) British actress. One of the faces of the 60s, starring in hit films 'Darling', 'Billy Liar' and ' Doctor Zhivago'. BANGELS Dead And Dusted 1

Christie, Lou Born 19 February 1943  (Glenwillard, Pennsylvania, USA) Pop singer who deployed a secret weapon falsetto on hits like "Lightnin' Strikes" and "I'm Gonna Make You Mine". (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Christoffersen, Birte Born 28 March 1924  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Bronze medal for diving at the 1948 Olympic Games. (THEME) Fill the Century or die!

Christopher, Sonja Born 28 January 1937  (Olympia, Washington, USA) Took part in the US "Survivor" series - has beaten cancer in the past. (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV Tumbling Dice

Christopher, Tony Born 25 April 1925  (Cheltenham, UK) Oldest sitting member of the House of Lords as of the start of 2019. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Perhaps' Pointless Punts The Old Ones are the Pests

Chun, Ip Born 10 July 1924  (Foshan, Guangdong, China) Iconic Chinese martial arts trainer (THEME) Fill the Century or die!

Church, James Born in England  (exact date unknown) Stepfather of Charlotte Church. Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Churchman, Ysanne Born 14 May 1925  (Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire, England) Actress, best known as the voice of Grace Archer in 'The Archers' and was famously killed off in 1955 on the same night as the launch of ITV. (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille (THEME) Slippery Soap Unusual Suspects

Chutkan, Tanya Born 5 July 1962  (Kingston, Jamaica) American lawyer, presiding judge against Donald Trump for trying to overthrow the election results of 2020. Arkham Asylum Joker

Chuvalo, George Born 12 September 1937  (Totonto, Ontario, Canada) Retired heavyweight boxer. Funerals start with 'Fun' Long Story Short… It's Over! Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Ciccone, Silvio Born 6 June 1931  (Doylestown, Pennsylvania, USA) Father of pointy-titted failed horse-rider Madonna, has parlayed his daughter's success into running his own winery. Drop Dead Celebration Madonna's Hand Of Bod

Cig, Muazzez Born 20 June 1914  (Bursa, Ottoman Empire) Pioneering female archaelogist. Weakend at Bernies

Claire, Mary Jean St. Born 13 October 1938  (Valencia, California, USA) The Amazing Race contestant. (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV

Clapton, Eric Born 30 March 1945  (Ripley, UK) Legendary guitarist and the only man inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times. Sometimes forgets to shut the window. (THEME) Last ones, Part II The Dead Parrot

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  () Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Down Under the Daisies (THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves

Clark, Greydon Born 7 February 1943  (Niles, Michigan, USA) Actor/director most associated with low-budget horror. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Clark, Lawrence Gordon Born in   (exact date unknown) English TV director and producer who gave us the 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' series of Yuletide spooky tales during the 1970s. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Clark, Marcia Born 31 August 1953  (Alameda, California, USA) Lead prosecutor in the O. J. Simpson murder case, often crops up on TV as a talking head whenever there's another murder trial gaining media attention. A Spot of Death

Clark, Matt Born 25 November 1936  (Washington D.C., USA) American actor ('Back to the Future III'). ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Deaths R Us (THEME) Facing the Music (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky From Here to Eternity (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Huddled Masses (THEME) Kicking the Bouquet (THEME) Songbirds in the Cemetery Squid's Stiffs (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers (THEME) Sung Their Last Song (THEME) That Was Your Life The Anfield Iron The Spanners

Clark, Susan Born 8 March 1943  (Sarnia, Ontario, Canada) Canadian Emmy-winning actress. (THEME) Just One More Death

Clark, Wesley Born 23 December 1944  (Chicago, USA) A retired general of the US Army decorated with the Presidential Medal of Freedom (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Clarke, Frank Born in Liverpool, England  (exact date unknown) Writer known for his films Letter to Brezhnev (1985)and The Fruit Machine (1988). Gooseberry Crumble

Clarke, Giles Born 29 May 1953  (Bristol, England, United Kingdom) Cricket administrator. (THEME) Five Minute Bell Ends

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. Departures Board

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. Grobler's Stiff Ones (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos  (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com Tragic, our Maurice!

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Presenter of Top Gear, and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying...ahem...less nice things about him. Death Can Be Funny Pretty Noose

Claus, Santa Born in Washington DC, USA  (exact date unknown) Yes, Santa is real, he is a former councilman for the sleepy small town of North Pole, Alaska. Born Thomas Patrick O'Connor in May 1947. (THEME) Last Christmas

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Clay, Bill Born 30 April 1931  (St. Louis, MO, USA) US Congressman representing Missouri for 32 years (1969-2001) My Wife Left Me

clayton, edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Clayton-Thomas, David Born 13 September 1941  (Kingston-upon-Thames, London, England) Singer, either as a soloist or with Blood, Sweat & Tears. Of Canadian ancestry, he often has links there. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Cleall, Peter Born 16 March 1944  (Finchley, Middlesex, England) English acting agent and actor on the comedy series "Please Sir!" BANGELS (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Don't Eat The Figs (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime

Clegg, Barbara Born 1 March 1926  (Manchester, England) Actress (Nurse Jo Buckley in 'Emergency Ward 10') and scriptwriter ('Corrie', 'Doctor Who'). Grobler's Stiff Ones (THEME) The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Clegg, John Born in Murree, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Clement, Dick Born 5 September 1937  (Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, England) Half of successful comedy-writing team with Ian LaFrenais, responsible for popular TV hits including as Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads and Porridge. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Cliff, Jimmy Born 30 July 1944  (St. James, Jamaica) Important Jamaican ska and reggae artist (THEME) Perfect 10 (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. (THEME) A Bottle of Lucozade and the warm blanket (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Death Stinks (THEME) Dying Donkeys (THEME) MAGA Hit List (THEME) Sad Last Days Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Zombie Nation

Clinton, George Born 22 July 1940  (Kannapolis, North Carolina, USA) Funk & soul musician & keyboard player, well known for his flamboyant style & hair. (THEME) Musical chairs Bucket O'Hare

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, current Senator & 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Death Stinks

Clooney, George Born 6 May 1961  (Lexington, Kentucky, USA) Former TV star, now big in the world of films, firstly as an actor, and more recently as a producer & director. Also quite politically active in recent years, which has been reflected in his movies. (THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Clooney, Nick Born 13 January 1934  (Maysville, Kentucky, USA) Journalist and news anchorman, father of George. (THEME) Bourbon Barrel-Aged Dirt Nappers

Coad, Merwin Born 28 September 1924  (Cawker City, Kansas, USA) Former US congressman who has been retired for 61 years 20 Random Guys Part 3 (THEME) Fill the Century or die!

Cobham, Billy Born 16 May 1944  (Colon, Panama) Jazz drummer, and like most still living jazz legends, associated with Miles Davis (THEME) Nice!

Cochrane, Glen Born 29 January 1958  (Cranbrook, Canada) NHL player. The House of Extravaganza

Cockburn, Bruce Born 27 May 1945  (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) Influential Canadian folk rocker. Most Unique Picks 2024

Coddington, Grace Born 20 April 1941  (Anglesey, Wales, United Kingdom) Model and former creative director of American 'Vogue' magazine. Bucket Of Blood

Coen, Ethan Born 21 September 1957  (St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA) Acclaimed American film director alongside brother Joel. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Coen, Joel Born 29 November 1954  (St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA) Acclaimed American film director alongside brother Ethan. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Coetzee, J.M. Born 9 February 1940  (Cape Town, South Africa) Two-time Booker Prize winner, Nobel Laureate and possible the most critically regarded writer from Africa in history. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Cohn, Arthur Born 4 February 1927  (Basel, Switzerland) Film producer behind a lengthy back catalogue ("The Garden of the Finzi-Continis", "Central Station", "One Day In September"). (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Cohn, Mindy Born 5 May 1966  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Voice actress known as the voiice of Scooby Doo's Velma. Breast cancer survivor. Proud fag hag. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Colavito, Rocky Born 10 August 1933  (The Bronx, NY, USA) Former baseball player, once hit 4 HR in one game for the Cleveland Indians. He was the inspiration for the1994 book "The Curse of Rocky Colavito" which speculated that him being traded to the Tigers following the 1959 season had lead to the Indians lack I died once. It was awful

Colbert, Robert Born 26 July 1931  (Long Beach, California, USA) Actor, a regular on US TV. I died once. It was awful

Cole, Graham Born 16 March 1952  (Willesden, England) English actor who played PC Tony Stamp on 'The Bill'. (THEME) The Final Bill

Cole, J. Born 28 January 1985  (Frankfurt, West Germany) American Grammy-winning rapper deemed one of the best of his generation. (THEME) Red Ink Pen

Coleman, Chad Born 9 June 1967  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Actor, played Dennis "Cutty"Wise in The Wire. (THEME) Cadaverous Mofos

Coleman, Dabney Born 3 January 1932  (Austin, Texas, USA) Moustachioed actor, best known for his role as the sexist boss in 'Nine to Five'. (THEME) Just One More Death Noz4news (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Coleman, John Born 9 August 1934  (Manchester, England) British conductor. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Coleman, Norm Born 17 August 1949  (New York City, New York, USA) Floor-crossing former US senator for Minnesota. Was also a former roadie for Jethro Tull. COMPOST CORNER (THEME) Six Feet Under the Dome

Coles, Bryony Born 12 August 1946  (England) British archaeologist who studied the sunken realm of Doggerland (THEME) Kicking the Bouquet

Coles, Neil Born 26 September 1934  (London, UK) Golfer, runner-up in the 1973 Open and represented the UK six times in the Ryder Cup. (THEME) In The Hole! (THEME) The DOA Tour

Collins, (football) Gerry Born 12 March 1955  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish football player and manager, lately managing ill health (THEME) They think it's all over

Collins, Edwyn Born 23 August 1959  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Scottish musician, singer & songwriter, who amazingly overcame two serious brain haemorrhages. (THEME) CLOG POPPERS

Collins, Eleanor  Born 21 November 1919  (Edmonton, Canada) Died 3 March 2024  (Surrey. BC, Canada) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Canada's "First Lady of Jazz". (THEME) Stars On Ice

Collins, James "Gerry" Born 16 October 1938  (Abbeyfeale, Ireland) Former two-time foreign minister in the Irish government. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Arkham Asylum Joker Bromsgrove Deathtrove Bucket Kickers 79 Death Stalks United (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Hangman's XX (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies (THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH Squid's Stiffs (THEME) That Was Your Life The Anfield Iron The Dead Parrot (THEME) There is nothing like a dame Time for Me to Fly Women's Deaths Matter Too

Collins, Judy Born 1 May 1939  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Singer and social activist. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin'

Collins, Kenny Born in UK  (exact date unknown) Former frontman with Scottish rockers, Logan. Born 1980 (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Weakend at Bernies

Collins, Lily Born 18 March 1989  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress acclaimed for roles such as 'Rules Don't Apply' and 'To the Bone'. Also daughter of Phil Collins. (THEME) Gala Gallows

Collins, Phil Born 30 January 1951  (London, England) Baldy drummer/singer out of Genesis and Live Aid. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' 5 Feet and 1 to Go Worm Fodder c. a. daver (THEME) CLOG POPPERS (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Don't Eat The Figs Drop Dead Celebration For whom the bell tolls (THEME) Get Me Points For When You Go-Go (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky Headstone Hunters Hearse of the Dead Again (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Hunting Halos I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Wisconsin Reaper Beater 3.0 Lived so let's die Mort Not at All Well Noz4news Pity da Foolz Soylent Green Is You Say Hi to Uncle George SeasideEssexXile Forgotten But Not Gone Squid's Stiffs Stone Dead Cert The Choir Invisibule Colnbrook Coroner The Death Toll is Catastrophic There's A Shiva In The Park The Spanners You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! Zombie Nation

Collins, Susan Born 7 December 1952  (Caribou, Maine, USA) Perpetually concerned Maine senator (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)

Colvin, Claudette Born 5 September 1939  (Montgomery AL, USA) US Civil Rights activist, arrested aged 15 for refusing to give up her bus seat to a white woman. Was one of the plaintiffs in the first Federal case challenging bus segregation. Free Fallers'

Commerford, Tim Born 26 February 1968  (Irvine, California, USA) Musician, best known as bass player fro Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave and Prophets of Rage. Dead And Dusted 1

Conant, 2nd Baronet, John Born 24 April 1923  (Lyndon, Rutland, England) British aristocrat. Diana Rots

Condé, Maryse  Born 2 November 1937  (Pointe-à-Pitre, Guadeloupe, France) Died 2 April 2024  () Age at death: 90  (read death notice) French writer and critic. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Condon, Paul Born 10 March 1947  () Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1993-2000. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2024

Conley, Rosemary Born 19 December 1946  (Leicester, England) Diet guru who became famous after publication of her Hip & Thigh Diet book in 1988 Gooseberry Crumble

Connelly, George Born 1 March 1949  (Fife, UK) Gifted footballer who played for Celtic until he walked away from the game at just 26. (THEME) They think it's all over

Connick Sr., Harry  Born 27 March 1926  (Mobile, Alabama, USA) Died 25 January 2024  (New Orleans, LA, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) American attorney, father of Harry Connick Jr. (THEME) Complete Phallusies

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. 2024 No More Also-Ran And they all died (THEME) Bearded Wonders Big Iain's Picks Bladerunner Blasphemous Rumours 'B' BLIMEY! Worm Fodder Aye, they're off the fags alright Coffin Fit (THEME) Comedy Cremations Crofty's Coffin Crew Dai YaB'stards Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Dusted Down Under the Daisies Down Under Death Merchants Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Final Curtain Call (THEME) CRT to DOA Huddled Masses Hunting Halos I'll sleep when you're dead VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam (THEME) Jocks Away  They're Loving Angels Instead (THEME) Laughing in the face of Death. Let 'er RIP Lived so let's die Morbid United F.C. Mort Mourning Glory Old People Smell Of Piss  Pedro's catacomb collective Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Simply Dead Forgotten But Not Gone Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury The nice one needs an outlet There's A Shiva In The Park The Walking Dead Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops (THEME) Who's laughing now?

Connolly, John Born 1 August 1940  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Corrupt Boston FBI agent, nicknamed "Zip". An informant in service of James "Whitey" Bulger. Mass Hole Cemetery

Conran, Shirley Born 21 September 1932  () British novelist and journalist who found the most success with the novel "Lace" (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Considine, John Born 2 January 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) US character actor, a favourite of Robert Altman. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Conteh, John Born 27 May 1951  (Toxteth, Liverpool, England) Boxer, former WBC World Champion at light-heavyweight. Besides Paul McCartney, he's the sole survivor of the "escapees" on the album cover of Band on the Run. Blueberry Crumble

Conter, Lou  Born 13 September 1921  (Ojibwa, Wisconsin, USA) Died 1 April 2024  (Grass Valley, CA, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Pearl Harbor survivor and the last survivor of the sinking of the USS 'Arizona'. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Cook, Stu Born 25 April 1945  (California, USA) Bass guitarist for Creedence Clearwater Revival (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Cook, Tommy Born 5 July 1930  (Duluth, Minnesota, USA) Child actor in 30s/40s film and radio, typically in Westerns and Tarzan films. The roles dried up with puberty and he migrated to voicing Hanna-Barbera characters. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Cooke, Brian Born in Liverpool, Lancashire, England  (exact date unknown) With Johnnie Mortimer, co-creator of sitcoms 'Man About the House', 'George and Mildred', and 'Robin's Nest'. Born 1937. (THEME) Comedy Cremations

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  () Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. (THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers  Lard Bazaar (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys (THEME) Space Wasters Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Windsor the Troll

Coolidge, Jennifer Born 28 August 1961  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Character actress mostly in comedies such as the 'American Pie' and 'Legally Blonde' series. A Spot of Death

Coolidge, Rita Born 1 May 1945  (Lafayette, Tennessee, USA) American singer, once married to Kris Kristofferson, who performed the least-known James Bond title track (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Coombs, Carol Born 15 October 1935  (Canada) 1940s/50s actress, whose most famous role was as Jimmy Stewart's daughter in It's a Wonderful Life. Retired in her 20s to become a kindergarten teacher. (THEME) Child Actor Graveyard

Cooney, Eugenia Born 27 July 1994  (Massachusetts, USA) Vlogger, described as "The YouTuber Slowly Killing Herself" by critics due to the fact she weighs about 15 pounds. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Ethnic Cleansing Haben die Spaten You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! The Misers Much Ado About Snuffin'

Cooney, Joan Ganz Born 30 November 1929  (Phoenix, Arizona, USA) TV producer who created Sesame Street. Huddled Masses

Cooney, Ray Born 30 May 1932  (London, England) Playwright & actor, mostly in the theatre. (THEME) That Was Your Life Unusual Suspects

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. 20 Random Guys Part 1

Cooper, Jilly Born 21 February 1937  (Essex, England) Tory writer of terrible faux-erotic novels for sexually repressed members of the upper middle class. Sadly survived the 1999 Ladbroke Grove rail crash. Bourne to Die

Cooper, Martin Born 26 December 1928  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Inventor of the cell (mobile) phone which either makes him one of the great technological pioneers or the Devil incarnate. Your choice… Francis of Arse-Easy 2024

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. (THEME) Comedy Cremations (THEME) Dey Do Die Don't Dey Doh Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos (THEME) Laughing in the face of Death. Mr Shadrack’s Apparatus (THEME) Slippery Soap (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. BANGELS (THEME) Bearded Wonders (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness  (THEME) Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown Hangman's XX (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corbin, Barry Born 16 October 1940  (Lamesa, Texas, USA) Actor, Northern Exposure. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corday, Mara Born 3 January 1930  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Former Playboy Playmate. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Corey, E. J. Born 12 July 1928  (Methuen, Massachusetts, USA) Organic chemist and recipient of the 1990 Nobel prize in chemistry "for his development of the theory and methodology of organic synthesis". Bro is Flabbergasted Death Is International 2024

Cormack, Peter Born 17 July 1946  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Scottish football player with some extremely successful years in Liverpool (THEME) They think it's all over

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of films based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe and encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Boo! I'm dead (THEME) Cesar Romero's Orange Wedges Cut! Take(n)! Mr Shadrack’s Apparatus Where's My Damn List?

Corona, Sergio Born 7 October 1928  (Pachuca, Hidalgo, Mexico) Mexican actor/comedian, survivor of the Golden Age of Mexican Cinema. He was also in License to Kill. Worst of Deathlist 2023

Corrigan-Maguire, Máiread Born 27 January 1944  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Formed the Community of Peace People in Northern Ireland with Betty Williams and together they won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977. (THEME) Nobel Loserettes

Cortez, Dave Baby Born 13 August 1938  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) R&B musician best known for his instrumental "The Happy Organ". Teenage laughter goes here… (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. (THEME) Bearded Wonders (THEME) Comedy Cremations (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice Dead Last? Dead Right! Death to the Future Francis of Arse-Easy 2024 Hearse of the Dead Again Living in a Box Morbid United F.C. Naked Florida Gravediggers (THEME) Nearly Dead Kennedys Partridge As Reaper (THEME) Sad Last Days Say Hi to Uncle George Song to the Siren (THEME) Space Wasters Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Tolex Where's My Damn List?

Cossotto, Fiorenza Born 22 April 1935  (Crescentino, Italy) Italian operatic mezzo-soprano (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Dead Is Dead Dirt Nappers (THEME) I Hear Voices

Costa-Gavras, (director) Born 12 February 1933  (Iraia, Greece) Greek-French film director specialising in political thrillers. Best known film is probably 'Missing' starring the late Jack Lemmon from 1982. Cut! Take(n)!

Costanzo, Robert Born 20 October 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor, did a lot of TV work. Hill Street Blues, Family tiies, LA Law, NYPD Blue, Days of our lives etc. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Coste, Charles Born 8 February 1924  (Ollioules, France) French cyclist and gold medal winner at the 1948 Olympic Games Diana Rots (THEME) Fill the Century or die!

Costello, Elvis Born 25 August 1954  (Paddington, London, England) Pop singer, born Declan McManus. (THEME) Gone Solo (THEME) Goodnight, Seattle Squid's Stiffs

Cotcher, Tom Born 28 July 1950  (place of birth unknown) Scottish actor. (THEME) The Final Bill

Coulter, Phil Born 19 February 1942  (Derry, Northern Ireland) Irish songwriter behind Eurovision smashes "Puppet on a String" and "Congratulations". Time's-up Team

Court, Margaret Born 16 July 1942  (Perth, Australia) One of the top women tennis players of the 1960s. Now a controversial figure due to her views on homosexuality in the game. (THEME) 2024 Exit Draft (THEME) OzEDeath List: Proudly Brought To You By Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. BANGELS

Cousins, Dave Born 7 January 1945  (Hounslow, United Kingdom) English singer and songwriter and the primary member of rock brand Strawbs Don't Eat The Figs (THEME) Everybody's Dead, Dave

Cousy, Bob Born 9 August 1928  (Manhattan, New York, US) Exceptionally successful US basketball player A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

COVERDALE, DAVID Born 22 September 1951  (Saltburn-by-the-Sea, UK) Big haired singer of Whitesnake, successor to Ian Gillan as singer of Deep Purple. (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey

COWELL, (Wildlife) Simon Born in Leatherhead, England  (exact date unknown) TV Veterinarian who has never judged The X-Factor, as far as we know… 2025? – no thank you! I’ll leave before A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Banana's Not Quite Ripe Bastard Must've Died Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Carkers Convention 2024 The Love Boat COMPOST CORNER Couldn't Think of a Team Name DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Wait Deceased Hose Droller Coaster Dropping Like Flies drunkasaskunk Skate Dumpers Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2024 Fade to Black La Faucheuse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Girlfriend in a Coma…. Its really Serious! Going Underground GUN Fishing His and Hearse I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is It's A Grim World After All I've Been Dying To Play This I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Let the Bodies Hit the Floor (THEME) Lil Tay Is Not Dead but Alive With Soul Weakend at Bernies Min Reaper The Misers Mortem Omnibus Octopus of Odstock Old People Smell Of Piss Once You Go Black One Eyed Jacks Pan Breed People I Think Might Die In 2024 United Pity da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space Beat the Cost of Living Crisis with One Simple Trick! Salmon Mousse Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt Smart Beta So Long Farewell Southerners Stiffs Spectre of Death Stiff Competition Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Sound of the Underground They Might All Die Thomas Jefferson Survives Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Tombstone Ticklers Two Coins & A Punt What’s the Story, Mourning Glory? Zipline

Cowell, Simon Born 7 October 1959  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Record producer & TV talent judge, he of the scathing putdowns & high trousers. Two Coins & A Punt (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Cowern, Dianna Born 4 May 1989  (Kauai, Hawaii, USA) Science-oriented YouTuber "Physics Girl" now facing the gravity of long COVID. Pretty Noose

Cowie, Lord Cowie, William Born 1 June 1926  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish lawyer and rugby union player, once served as Senator of the College of Justice. (THEME) Jocks Away

Cowperthwaite, Barton Born 10 July 1992  (Denver, Colorado, USA) American actor appearing in Netflix's 'Tiny Pretty Things'. Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Cox, Brian Born 1 June 1946  (Dundee, Scotland) Feted British actor in TV & (mainly) films. (THEME) Goodnight, Seattle

COX, Brian Edward Born 3 March 1968  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Popular television physicist and former keyboardist with D:Ream. Who Turned out the lights?

Cox, Jane Born 13 May 1952  (UK) Longest-serving female Emmerdale castmember as of the start of 2018, having played Lisa Dingle since 1996. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Cox, Ronny Born 23 July 1938  (Cloudcroft, New Mexico, USA) American actor, singer, songwriter, and storyteller. Played Cohaagen in Paul Verhoeven's Total Recall. Yes, the exploding head at the end. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Cox, Sara Born 13 December 1974  (Bolton, England) BBC Radio DJ. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Cox, Tony Born 31 March 1958  (Uniontown, Alabama, USA) Actor in Bad Santa and Epic Movie. (THEME) Arthur's Theme: Jimmy White and the 19 Dwarfs

Coxsone, Lloyd Born in Morant Bay, Jamaica  (exact date unknown) Record producer, mostly for Reggae songs Pedro's catacomb collective

Coyote, Peter Born 10 October 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor whose counter-culture activism and Buddhist beliefs stopped him becoming an A-lister. Was strongly considered for the role of Indiana Jones, but perhaps best known as the scientist in "E.T." (THEME) Peace, Love, and Death

Craft, Tylee Date and place of birth unknown College-level American football player. Banana's Bruises

Craig, Jenny Born 7 August 1932  (Berwick, Louisiana, USA) American weight-loss gure and founder of her own weight-loss product empire Mourning Glory (THEME) Perfect 10

Craig, Michael Born 27 January 1929  (Poona, British India) Actor and scriptwriter known in both the UK and Australia for his everyman roles. Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Desert Island Deaths (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. Drop Dead Celebration Headstone Hunters (THEME) Perfect 10 Bucket O'Hare (THEME) That Was Your Life Trojan Hearse

Crampton, Bruce Born 28 September 1935  (Sydney, Australia) Runner up in four golf majors, all to Jack Nicklaus. You can't get past the Golden Bear, eh, Tiger? (THEME) In The Hole!

Craven, John Born 16 August 1940  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) TV presenter and newsreader. (THEME) CRT to DOA

Crawford, Christina Born 11 June 1939  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Writer of "Mommie Dearest", an autobiographical account of child abuse by her adoptive mother Joan Crawford now used as kitsch for drag queens. (THEME) A Chris Goodbye (THEME) Dieopics

Crawford, Michael Born 19 January 1942  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) TV actor who made his name as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em', before successfully reinventing himself as a serious stage actor, taking starring roles in 'Barnum' and 'Phantom of the Opera'. (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Crews, Terry Born 30 July 1968  (Flint, Michigan, U.S.) Former US footballer who moved to acting and played Tony Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine for 8 years (THEME) Gone Solo

Crippen, Robert Born 11 September 1937  (Beaumont, Texas, USA) Commander of the first Space Shuttle mission. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Cromwell, James Born 27 January 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) US actor, starred in 'Babe', 'LA Confidential', 'The Queen'. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Cronenberg, David Born 15 March 1943  (Toronto, Ontatio, Canada) Canadian film director, producer & writer. Cut! Take(n)! (THEME) Everybody's Dead, Dave

Cronin, Kevin Born 6 October 1951  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) American rock frontman of REO Speedwagon. Manifest Death-stiny

Cropley, Alex Born 16 January 1951  (Frodsham, United Kingdom) Midfielder who played at Arsenal and Aston Villa, now, like so many, diagnosed with dementia (THEME) They think it's all over (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Crosbie, Annette Born 12 February 1934  (Gorebridge, Midlothian, Scotland) Long serving actress on stage, film & TV - forever remembered for her role as Margaret Meldrew in 'One Foot in the Grave'. Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Cross, Chris  Born 14 July 1952  (Tottenham, London, England) Died 25 March 2024  () Age at death: 71  (read death notice) Bassist with Ultravox. Squid's Stiffs

Croucher, Brian Born 23 January 1942  (Surrey, England, United Kingdom) British actor, Ted Hills on Eastenders (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Croucher, Chris Born 1 August 1981  (Guildford, United Kingdom) Screenwriter and producer mainly known for Downton Abbey - and his sexual misconduct COMPOST CORNER The Choir Invisibule

Crow, Sheryl Born 11 February 1962  (Kennett, Missouri, USA) American blues rock singer. Overcame breast cancer in 2006. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Crowley, Pat Born 17 September 1933  (Olyphant, Pennsylvania, USA) American actress. (THEME) Just One More Death