Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2026: C

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C, Melanie Born 12 January 1974  (Whiston, England) Sporty Spice. Massively successful singer for the Spice Girls who managed a good solo career as well, getting 2 UK number 1's. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Cable, Vince Born 9 May 1943  (York, Yorkshire, England) Lib Dem leading politician, a former leader of the party, and one of the few UK politicians who is actually sensible & worth listening to. Now a member of the controversial 'Con-Dem' coalition government. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Cabrera, Angel Born 12 September 1969  (Córdoba, Argentina) Argentine golfer nicknamed "El Pato" ("The Duck") for his habit of waddling on the greens. (THEME) In The Hole!

Cadenas, Rafael Born 8 April 1930  (Barquisimeto, Venezuela) Venezuelan poet, the first of his nation to win the Cervantes Prize, the most prestigious Spanish-language literary award. Green Records

Cadogan, Susan Born 2 November 1951  (Kingston, Jamaica) Jamaican reggae singer, best known in the UK for her top 5 1975 hit "Hurt so Good". (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. It's Grim Up North Also-Ran And Then There Were Less Of Them Bourne to Die Worm Fodder Condolences  Death by Dan (THEME) Fiona's Immortals (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna Graceful Deaths Gregicide Grim McGraw Heaven Can't Wait Hunting Halos It's Time To Say Goodbye VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Kopite Reaper They're Loving Angels Instead (THEME) Last Christmas light and shade - could they go? Meg-An End Old as Moses (THEME) Windsor's OBE Permanent Kip 2026 Rotting Kanzlerin Steadcross Slayer (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock Turned out nice again YOLO FC Youthanasia

Cairns, Chris Born 13 June 1970  (Picton, New Zealand) New Zeleand legendary cricketer. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft Exu's Exiteers

Calatrava, Santiago Born 28 July 1951  (Benimamet, Valencia, Spain) Spanish architect and sculptor. Winner of the 1999 Prince of Asturias Award for the Arts. (THEME) BY DESIGN

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft

Calder, David Born 1 August 1946  (Portsmouth, UK) Clasically trained actor, played Julius Caesar in the 2018 National Live Theatre Shakespeare adaptation. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Cale, John Born 9 March 1942  (Garnant, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, Wales) Another of OoO's great living Welshman, of which The Man In Black shares those sentiments. Cale has been in music for aeons - as a composer, producer & songwriter. But to most people, best remembered for his distinctive sounds as he played the harpsichord Bucket O'Hare (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Callan, K Born 1 September 1931  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Katherine Callan, actress best known for playing Clark Kent's mother Martha in "The new adventures of Superman". Graceful Deaths Obituarynotice Time for Me to Fly

callow, simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Campbell, Aaron Born 7 May 2002  (Shrewsbury, England) Scumbag who abducted, raped, and murdered 6-year-old Alesha MacPhail. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Campbell, Glenn Born in Islay, Scotland  (exact date unknown) BBC Scotland political editor, born 1976. Carkers Convention Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk  Deceased Hose Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam Simply Dead The Walking Dead

Campbell, Michael Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Writer and performer, aka Michael Patrick, born c1991. Diagnosed with MND in 2023. Diego

Campbell, Naomi Born 22 May 1970  (Streatham, London, England) Maid-beater, ex Grange Hill extra & supermodel. (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell

Campbell, Sandy Born 11 November 1966  (Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia) Australian former rugby league player currently homeless and battling cancer. Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam

Campbell, Vivian Born 25 August 1962  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Guitarist for rock bands Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy and Dio. Aye, they're off the fags alright (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey The Conqueror Worm

Campbell, William C. Born 28 June 1930  (Ramelton, Ireland) Winner of the 2015 Nobel Prize for Medicine for his work combatting roundworm infections in horses. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Campo, Joe Del Born 4 July 1943  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Survivor: Kaoh Rong contestant. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Cannon, Dyan Born 4 January 1937  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) US Actress, nominated three times for an Oscar After You, Madam (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) It's time to meet the music

Cannon, Felicia Born 18 June 1960  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) A contestant on 'Big Brother'. A Spot of Death

Cannon, Freddy Born 4 December 1940  (Revere, Massachusetts,USA) American rock 'n' roll singer popular in the post-Holly, pre-Beatle interregnum with hits like "Tallahassee Lassie" and "Way Down Yonder in New Orleans". WOO! (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Cannon, Nick Born 8 October 1980  (San Diego, California, USA) Actor and rapper who is married to Mariah Carey. (THEME) Complete Phallusies (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right

Cannon, Tommy Born 27 June 1938  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) The taller half of Cannon & Ball; now teams up with his old sidekick to do evangelical stuff as well as comedy routines. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos (THEME) Laugh until… 2026

Canoville, Paul Born 4 March 1962  (Southall, England) Former footballer who was the first black player to play for Chelsea. Has had drug problems and several bouts of cancer. (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles

Capaldi, Peter Born 14 April 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor who was the twelfth Doctor in 'Doctor Who' from 2013 to 2017. (THEME) Dr Who's Next

Capps, Lois Born 10 January 1938  (Ladysmith, Wisconsin, USA) former US Representative, from 1998 to 2017. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Cardenas, Cuauhtemoc Born 1 May 1934  (Mexico City, Mexico) Prominent Mexican politician. A former senator, the first elected mayor of Mexico City, and a three-time presidential nominee. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Cardenas, Elsa Born 3 August 1932  (Tijuana, Mexico) Mexican actress who starred in Giant alongside James Dean and maybe had too much fun with Elvis in Acupulco (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable

Cardin, Ben Born 5 October 1943  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Former Democrat senator and U.S. representative from Maryland who never lost an election. (THEME) Sickly Senators

Cardinal, Tantoo Born 20 July 1950  (Anzac, Canada) Actress in numerous films, TV shows, and theatre productions (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS

Cardoso, Fernando Henrique Born 18 June 1931  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Former president of Brazil from 1995 until 2003. (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Hell to the Chief

Carew, Rod Born 1 October 1945  (Gatun, Panama) Major League Baseball player and coach. (THEME) Play Ball!

Cariou, Len Born 30 September 1939  (St Boniface, Manitoba, Canada) Actor on both stage and screen, originated the role of Sweeney Todd in its 1979 Broadway run. (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Carleson, Lennart Born 18 March 1928  (Stockholm, Sweden) Swedish mathematician. Green Records

Carlos, Roberto Born 19 April 1941  (Cachoeiro de Itapemirim, Espírito Santo, Brazil) Brazilian legendary singer-songwriter with tens of millions of worldwide sales. (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Carlos, Wendy Born 14 November 1939  (Pawtucket, Rhose Island, USA) Known for her electronic music, notably the Triple-Grammy winning Switched on Bach, in which the music of JS Bach is played on a Moog. Also known for film soundtracks, particularly Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange and The Shining. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun Time's-2 Team

Carlsson, Ingvar Born 9 November 1934  (Boras, Sweden) Former two-time prime minister of Sweden. (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Hell to the Chief

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Carner, JoAnne Born 4 April 1939  (Kirkland, Washington, USA) American professional golfer with 43 victories on the LPGA Tour. (THEME) In The Hole!

Carnes, Kim Born 20 July 1945  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Pop and soft rock singer-songwriter most well known for 1981 hit "Bette Davis Eyes". (THEME) They Were the World

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! Di's Dies (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts  Pearly Gates SAMSONS AND DELILAHS Time for Me to Fly (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Carpenter, David Born 6 May 1930  (San Francisco, CA, USA) Serial killer who has been on Death row for close to 40 years (THEME) Space Wasters

Carpenter, Richard Born 15 October 1946  (New Haven, Connecticut, USA) One half of the successful 1970s pop sibling duo The Carpenters with his sister, the late Karen Carpenter. Casket Ready (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) Last Christmas (THEME) The Survivors

Carr, Amy Born in Hemel Hempstead, England  (exact date unknown) Former England youth footballer currently battling brain cancer. Born c. 1991. The Love Boat  DEAD LOSS drunkasaskunk Fade to Black David Quantick's Showbiz Pals This Mortal Coil

Carr, Sally Born 28 March 1945  (Muirhead, UK) Frontwoman of 1970s middle-of-the-road pop act Middle of the Road. (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable

Carr, Willie Born 6 January 1950  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish footballer for Coventry and Wolves, best remembered for his donkey kick goal against Everton. (THEME) They think it's all over

Carragher, Jamie Born 28 January 1978  (Bootle, England) Former Liverpool defender, winner of the 2005 Champions League. Became a pundit after retiring and now does cheeky footy commentary for CBS Sports with Thierry Henry, Micah Richards and Kate Abdo when he's not spitting at cars with children inside. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Carreras, Jose Born 5 December 1946  (Barcelona, Spain) The third wheel of the Three Tenors, who has successfully beaten leukemia in the past. Gipton Undertakers (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Carrillo, Ernesto Fonseca Born in Guadalajara, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Former Mexican drugs baron. Born in 1942. (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Carrodus, Frank Born 31 May 1949  (Cheshire, England) Former winger for Aston Villa in the late 1970s. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Carroll, Victoria Born 21 January 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American actress and voice actress. Played Marie Massey in the sitcom Alice. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. It's Time To Say Goodbye Turned out nice again

Carson, Willie Born 16 November 1942  (Stirling, United Kingdom) Retired British jockey and racehorse owner Coffin Fit (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Carter, Clarence Born 14 January 1936  (Montgomery, Alabama, USA) Blind soul singer & songwriter. (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky (THEME) LW's Latest Hit (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Carter, Jason Born 23 September 1960  (Ealing, England) Babylon 5 actor who portrayed Ranger Marcus Cole. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Carter, Michael Born 29 June 1947  (Dumfries, Scotland) Scottish actor, best known for playing Bib Fortuna in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call…

Carter, Ron Born 4 May 1937  (Ferndale, Michigan, USA) Extremely prolific Grammy award winning jazz double bass player. Came to fame through the second Miles Davis Quintet. (THEME) Made In Detroit (THEME) Nice!

Carter, Shawn "Jay-Z" Born 4 December 1969  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Rapper, businessman, and best pals with P Diddy. The Crim

Carthy, Martin Born 21 May 1941  (Hatfield, Hertfordshire, England) English folk singer prominent during the folk revival period. Bourne to Die

Cartwright, Nancy Born 25 October 1957  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actress and voice artist best known as the voice of Bart Simpson in 'The Simpsons'. and Chuckie Finster in 'Rugrats'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Casey Jr., Bob Born 13 April 1960  (Scranton, PA, USA) U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who lost in a stunning upset in 2024 (THEME) Sickly Senators

Caspi, Matti Born 30 November 1949  (Kibbutz Hanita, Israel) Top Israeli musician, a pioneer of Israeli prog rock in the 70s and 80s. Has cancer of the everything. Banana's Not Quite Ripe Droller Coaster Freaky Farleys G-O-T-T-O-G-O! Smart Beta The B-Team The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Cassidy, Joanna Born 2 August 1945  (Camden, New Jersey, USA) Film and TV actress with roles including 'Blade Runner', 'Under Fire', and 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Casson, Johnnie Born 29 April 1943  (Halifax, England) English comedian with numerous appearances on ITV's 'The Comedians'. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Casson, Philip Born 20 December 1928  (London, UK) British television director, Muppet Show, EastEnders Thomas Jefferson Survives

Castellaneta, Dan Born 29 October 1953  (Oak Park, Illinois, USA) Actor who is the unmistakable voice of the arch-slob Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Castle, Fiona Born in Wirral, Cheshire  (exact date unknown) Retired dancer and widow of Roy, worked with the Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation and was a campaigner to restrict smoking. Supported the banning of smoking in enclosed spaces. Born 1940. (THEME) Jaydead

Castle, John Born 14 January 1940  (Croydon, London, England) Actor who appeared in acclaimed films such as Blowup, The Lion in Winter and, err, RoboCop 3. (THEME) Jaydead

Castro, Raúl Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Doge Team (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians GARY GLITTER'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE Zombie Dance Party Have I got Pews for you! (THEME) Hell to the Chief  (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord John Key's List Madame Leota's Guest List Pedro's catacomb collective (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) State Funeral The Undiscovered Country Time for Me to Fly

Caterham, Ethel Born 21 July 1909  (Shipton Bellinger, Hampshire, England) Oldest living Brit as of 2023. One of two British subjects of Edward VII to later be a subject of Charles III. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bastard Must’ve Died Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Down Under Death Merchants Drop Dead Gorgeous eejit Falling Off The Perch (THEME) Gray Panthers I've Been Dying To Play This JoeRam Lidders Late Lamentables Living in a Box Madonna's Hand Of Bod Weakend at Bernies Mortem Omnibus One Eyed Jacks Overtime The best of the deathlist 2055 The Funeral Director 2026 The Old Ones are the Pests The Spanners Who Turned out the lights?

Catherine, Princess Born 9 January 1982  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Wife of Prince William. the old lady

Catlett, Mary Jo Born 2 September 1938  (Denver, Colorado, USA) American actress with apperances on 'SpongeBob SquarePants' and 'Diff'rent Strokes'. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Cattini, Clem Born 20 August 1937  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Drummer with Tornados, Johnny Kidd and the Pirates and the Wombles (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Cavani, Liliana Born 12 January 1933  (Carpi, Modena, Italy) Italian film director, best known for her 1974 film 'The Night Porter', starring Dirk Bogarde. Most Unique Picks 2026

Caven, Ingrid Born 3 August 1938  (Saarbrucken, Germany) German film actress who appeared in several films directed by husband Ranier Fassbinder. The Deadest Of The Dead

Caveney, Graham Born in Accrington, Lancashire, UK  (exact date unknown) Freelance writer, music and fiction for NME, the Face and Independent. Dead Ends Finbarr Returns from the Dead  (THEME) Foreword by The Grim Reaper Girlfriend In A Coma It's A Grim World After All Life Got Cold (THEME) Nature's Way Old People Smell Of Piss People I Think Might Die In 2026 United So Long Farewell Still_Drunkasaskunk The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Living End

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. (THEME) D Ceased Deadpool Surprise  (THEME) Saturday Night Dead (THEME) The Talking Dead  (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Cavuto, Neil Born 22 November 1958  (Westbury, New York, USA) American showhost and "journalist" of the Fox News family Dust in the Wind

Cayetano, Ben Born 14 November 1939  (Honolulu, HI, USA) Former governor of Hawaii, the first Filipino American to hold the post of state governor. Ran unsuccessfully for the position of Mayor of Honolulu in 2012. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Cejrowski, Wojciech Born 27 June 1964  (Elbląg, Poland) Polish conservative Catholic TV personality and travel writer, very controversial there. (THEME) Spoczywaj w pokoju

Celentano, Adriano Born 6 January 1938  (Milan, Italy) Italy's Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Beatles all rolled into one. Seriously, all pop culture went through this man for 30 years. One of Ian Dury's "Reasons to be Cheerful" as well. The Deadest Of The Dead

Cellier, Peter Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour The Old Ones are the Pests (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Cerf, Vinton Born 23 June 1943  (New Haven, Connecticut, USA) American Internet pioneer recognized as one of "the fathers of the Internet", sharing this title with TCP/IP co-developer Bob Kahn The Conqueror Worm

Cervantes, Antonio Born 23 December 1945  (San Basilio de Palenque, Columbia) Former boxing champion in the light welterweight class The Deadest Of The Dead

Cetera, Peter Born 13 September 1944  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American singer, songwriter and bassist best known for being an original member of Chicago before launching a successful solo career God, It's Brutal Out Here

Ceulemans, Raymond Born 12 July 1937  (Lier, Belgium) Prolifically successful three-cushion billiards player. Oscar The Beast

Chagrin, Julian Born 22 February 1940  () Actor, most famous as the "secret lemonade drinker" in the 1970s R Whites' adverts. (THEME) Jaydead

Chakiris, George Born 16 September 1934  (Norwood, Ohio, USA) Oscar-winner actor thanks to his apperance as Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks in "West Side Story". (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together Permanent Kip 2026

Chalamanda, Giddess Born 15 January 1931  (Chiradzulu, Malawi) "Legendary" Malawian musician, whose song "Linny Hoo" went viral on TikTok in 2020. The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad

Chalk, Garry Born in Hampshire, England  (exact date unknown) Canadian British voice actor with roles in sonic the Hedgehog and being the English anime dubbed voice for Optimus Prime in Transformers. Born 1952. Banana's Not Quite Ripe Deceased Hose Graceful Deaths

Chalmers, Judith Born 10 October 1935  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Former presenter of 'Wish You Were Here?' Urban legend in the Costa Blanca says she fell off a train (The Lemon Express), stinking drunk after enjoying copious amounts of champagne & then refilmed her "actual" footage 2 days later when she recovered. Howe (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026 (THEME) Jaydead the new team

Chambers, Joe Born 25 June 1942  (Stoneacre, Virginia, USA) Jazz drummer, pianist, vibraphonist and composer. (THEME) Nice!

Chamy, Sergio Born in   (exact date unknown) Chilean actoe or spy (?) who went undercover in a nursing home for journalism, but he was a bade mole, and they made a move about him instead, born roughly 1936 (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Chan, Jackie Born 7 April 1954  (Hong Kong) Actor, stuntman, pop singer & film producer. His movies are often stark raving bonkers but hugely enjoyable all the same. The Honey Trap

Chancellor, Van Born 27 September 1943  (Louisville, Mississippi, USA) Hall of Fame basketball coach who led the Houston Comets to 4 consecutive WNBA titles and coached the U.S. female basketball team to Olympic gold. Manifest Death-stiny

Chandler, Christine Weston Born 24 February 1982  (Charlottesville, Virginia, USA) The internet personality known as Chris Chan. They started as a Comic Book illustrator before spiralling down into the deepest pits of internet infamy 20 Random Guys Part 3

Chandler, Gene Born 6 July 1937  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer-songwriter known for Duke of Earl and Groovy Situation. (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Channell, Ian "The Wizard of New Zealand" Born 4 December 1932  (London, England) In 1990 the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Mike Moore, an old friend, appointed him the official "Wizard of New Zealand" making him perhaps the only state-appointed wizard in the world 20 Random Guys Part 3  (THEME) Nonclave

CHANNON, Mick Born 28 November 1948  (Orcheston, Wiltshire, England) Former Southampton and England striker, later a successful horse racing trainer. (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Chao, James S. C. Born 29 December 1927  (Malu, Jiading County, China) Shipping magnate founder of Foremost Group and father-in-law of Mitch McConnell. Couldn't Think of a Team Name

Chaplin, Geraldine Born 31 July 1944  (Santa Monica, California, USA) American actress and daughter of Charlie Chaplin. Departures Board Doge Team

Chapman, Duane "Dog" Born 2 February 1953  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Bounty hunter & bail bondsman & TV star in the US. Francis of Arse-Easy 2026

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. (THEME) Miscreants

Chapman, Patsy Born 3 May 1948  (Romford, London) Former editor of the News of the World. Gooseberry Crumble

Chappelle, Dave Born 24 August 1973  (Washington D.C., USA) Massively popular American stand-up actor and TV show host, somewhat edgy and thus always in danger of getting #cancelled (THEME) Alright Dave

Charalambous, Bambos Born 2 December 1967  (London, UK) Labour MP for Enfield Southgate since 2017 (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Charles, Bob Born 14 March 1936  (Carterton, New Zealand) Golfer, the first left-handed player to win a major (the 1963 Open). (THEME) In The Hole! The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Charles, RuPaul Born 17 November 1960  (San Diego, California, USA) The most famous drag queen, or "Queen of Drag." 14-time Emmy winner who first achieved fame with the song "Supermodel" before creating and hosting RuPaul's Drag Race, which has been adapted and spun off like all successful competition shows. Thanks for the Memories

Charles III, King Born 14 November 1948  (Buckingham Palace, London, England) Eternal prince-in-waiting, now ascended to the throne but as of this day, not yet coronated (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife Celebration of Life's End Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? Death by Dan  GARY GLITTER'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE Graceful Deaths Gregicide  Zombie Dance Party Headstone Hunters I've Been Dying To Play This Jackie Treehorn VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! JoeRam Kopite Reaper La Cadaver light and shade - could they go? Living in a Box Martin Scorsese’s The Departed Meg-An End Morrigan Murder She Wrote Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia Powder Picks Em Off SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH SiT Down Forgotten But Not Gone Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers  The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury The Really, Really Rottens Who Turned out the lights? YOLO FC You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now

Charleston, Anne Born in Melbourne, Australia  (exact date unknown) Actress best known as Madge Bishop in TV soap 'Neighbours'. Born 1943. (THEME) Gone and Away

Charney, Jordan Born 1 April 1937  (New York City, New York, USA) American TV actor and notable one scene wonder as Dean Yeager, giving the titular team a good roasting at the start of Ghostbusters. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers

Chase, Barrie Born 20 October 1933  (Kings Point, NY, USA) Actress and dancer, she danced with (and dated) Fred Astaire and was beaten upby Robert Mitchum (in Cape Fear) (THEME) Beloved Farewell (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together Obituarynotice The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Chase, Chevy Born 8 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor & comedian, very popular in the 1970s & 1980s after his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Living in a Box N-Minus  (THEME) Sad Last Days The Honey Trap (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Chase, Kelly Born 25 October 1967  (Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan, Canada) Former NHL player. Won the King Clancy Memorial Trophy for his charity work. DDP Tofoa Plan B from Outer Space

Chase, Tylor Born 6 September 1989  (Phoenix, Arizona, USA) Former kid actor for Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Was found homeless in 2025. Manifest Death-stiny STAB IN THE DARK You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now

Chatterley, Lew Born 15 February 1945  (Birmingham, England) English footballer player and coach. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Chaumette, Monique Born 4 April 1927  (Paris, France) French film actress. (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Chauvin, Derek Born 19 March 1976  (Oakdale, Minnesota, USA) Minnesota policeman who loved his job a bit too much, and killed George Floyd. 20 Random Guys Part 1

Chechik, Adriana Born 4 November 1991  (Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA) Porn star. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. Casket Ready (THEME) Pennsylvania's Pushing Daisies (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers

Chell, Carol Born in   (exact date unknown) TV presenter in 'Play School' and 'Play Away'. Born 1941. Bucket O'Hare

Chen, Sisy Born 25 March 1958  (Ludong, Taiwan) Taiwanese journalist and independent politician. Currently in a cancerous competition with her dog. Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool

Cheney, Liz Born 28 July 1966  (Madison, Wisconsin, USA) Dick's daughter, and holder of his former House seat whose sudden shift to "principled #NeverTrumper" will probably slay the family dynasty. Oh well… (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Cheney, Lynne Born 14 August 1941  (Casper, Wyoming, USA) Former Second Lady of the US. Widow of Dick (Cheney, that is). (THEME) Dieopics

Cher, (singer/actress) Born 20 May 1946  (El Centro, California, USA) Singer, actress, gay icon, the "male-sounding one" out of Sonny & Cher, who, amongst many other things, has won an Oscar. DEAD LOSS Death by Dan (THEME) Sad Last Days The Crim (THEME) The Survivors

Cherry, Don Born 5 February 1934  (Kingston, Ontario, Canada) Outspoken Canadian ice hockey commentator. Not to be confused with the late jazz musician. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Chianese, Dominic Born 24 February 1931  (Bronx, New York, USA) Actor, in many roles, but probably known for his role as Junior Soprano in the 'Sopranos'. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Touch of Grey

Chicago, Judy Born 20 July 1939  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American feminist artist. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation

Childress, Richard Born 21 September 1945  (Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA) Hall of Fame NASCAR driver who found way more success as a team owner. His partnership with NASCAR GOAT Dale Earnhardt yielded 6 championships for his team. (THEME) Turning Left

Childs, Albert Born 25 September 1930  (Liverpool, Lancashire, England) Played 2 games for Liverpool in the 50s, which makes him their oldest former player ..better to burn out... (THEME) Oldest living footballers

Childs, Ted Born 26 December 1934  (Hackney, England) British TV producer. Produced The Sweeney, Inspector Morse, Kavanagh QC and more. Was also briefly BAFTA chairman. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Chin, Tsai Born 30 November 1936  (Tianjin, China) Chinese actress who appeard in the 'Fu Manchu' films with Christopher Lee. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Chinery, Hazel P. Born 5 May 1927  (London, England) Last surviving member of The Beverley Sisters. Bastard Must’ve Died (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky

Chin'ono, Hopewell Born 26 March 1971  (Zimbabwe) Zimbabwean journalist. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Chirac, Bernadette Born 18 May 1933  (Paris, France) Politician and wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort (THEME) Dieopics Huddled Masses (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Chittell, Chris Born 19 May 1948  (Aldershot, UK) Longest-serving actor in Emmerdale, having played the role of Eric Pollard since 1986. Early in his career, he also starred in a softcore porn film alongside a young Stellan Skarsgard. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. 100 Bodies in a Day Ah, the ol’ team Also-Ran Always Look On The Bright Side A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop ..better to burn out... Big Man Blackest Sabbath Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Cancel My Appointments Aye, they're off the fags alright Couldn't Think of a Team Name Crazy Canuck Crofty's Coffin Crew Deader than a Dead Thing Dead Travelers Death Nebula 3000  Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Departures Board DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL Diego Drop Dead Celebration Dropping Like Flies (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns from the Dead Fox B Free Fallers' Funeral Holmes Grave Danger From Here to Eternity Have I got Pews for you! I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Imelda's Terrahawks I Told You I Was Ill It's A Grim World After All just a little nap Lard Bazaar LL's Pool Madame Leota's Guest List Madonna's Hand Of Bod Weakend at Bernies Morbid United F.C. Mortem Omnibus (THEME) Nature's Way Newlydeads Nicole's Shaved Cat N-Minus Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin'  Old People Smell Of Piss Partridge As Reaper (THEME) Pennsylvania's Pushing Daisies  Peter Falk's Friends Plan B from Outer Space Plausible Passings of 2026 A Trophy For Atrophy Powder Picks Em Off  Sad News FC SAMSONS AND DELILAHS See You In Heaven Shovelful of Dirt SiT Down Skibidi Toilet So Long Farewell Stay safe friends! Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff Competition Still_Drunkasaskunk St Peter's Terminus - 2026 Departures Heading Nowhere Colnbrook Coroner The Conqueror Worm The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Death Toll is Catastrophic The End of the World As We Know It The Really, Really Rottens The Undiscovered Country The Walking Dead Thomas Jefferson Survives Ellie's Top of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! Zipline

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Falling Off The Perch (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Spanners

Choo, Jimmy Born 15 November 1948  (Penang, Malaysia) Malaysian fashion designer known for making handmade women's shoes. An extreme case of nominative determinism? (THEME) BY DESIGN

Chopra, Prem Born 23 September 1935  (Lahore, British India) Legendary Bollywood actor who usually played villains in several Hindi films. (THEME) Dead Continent

Chossudovsky, Michel Born in Canada  (exact date unknown) Conspiracy theory-fermenting loon, particularly in relation to 9/11. GARY GLITTER'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE

Chrétien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Hell to the Chief (THEME) Jextinction (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife The Undiscovered Country

Christie, Tony Born 25 April 1943  (Conisbrough, Yorkshire, England) Singer, best known now for 'Is This Way To Amarillo' but he had a number of other hits in the 1970s. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Departures Board

Christopher, Tony Born 25 April 1925  (Cheltenham, UK) Oldest sitting member of the House of Lords as of the start of 2019. Clinging to a 101 (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Mortem Omnibus The Old Ones are the Pests

Chun, Ip Born 10 July 1924  (Foshan, Guangdong, China) Iconic Chinese martial arts trainer 20 Random Guys Part 1

Chun-hee, Ri Born 8 July 1943  (Tongchon, North Korea) North Korean newsreader and arguably the closest thing the country has to a "celebrity" outside of the Kim family. (THEME) Dead Continent

Church, James Born in England  (exact date unknown) Stepfather of Charlotte Church. Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Ciccone, Silvio Born 6 June 1931  (Doylestown, Pennsylvania, USA) Father of pointy-titted failed horse-rider Madonna, has parlayed his daughter's success into running his own winery. Drop Dead Celebration

Ciocan, Ilie Born 10 June 1913  (Cremenari, Romania) Oldest living World War II veteran (THEME) Gray Panthers Green Records

Citron, Sonia Born 22 October 2003  (White Plains, New York, USA) WNBA player who was drafted 3rd overall in 2025 and has already made an all-star game appearance. Thanks for the Memories

Claire, Mary Jean St. Born 13 October 1938  (Valencia, California, USA) The Amazing Race contestant. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Clancy, Abbey Born 10 January 1986  (Liverpool, England) English model, runner-up of series 2 of Britain's Next Top Model who went on to host the same series for 2 years, and winner of series 11 of Strictly. Married lanky footballer Peter Crouch. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Clapton, Eric Born 30 March 1945  (Ripley, UK) Legendary guitarist and the only man inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times. Sometimes forgets to shut the window. (THEME) last ones alive 2026 Meg-An End

Clark, Caitlin Born 22 January 2002  (Des Moines, Iowa, USA) American professional basketball player for the Indiana Fever of the Women's National Basketball Association. Recently she has been the alleged victim of stalking and, at time of writing, a man has just been charged with felony stalking of her. Thanks for the Memories

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  () Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? (THEME) Alright Dave (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights (THEME) D Ceased Down Under the Daisies (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Clark, Lawrence Gordon Born in   (exact date unknown) English TV director and producer who gave us the 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' series of Yuletide spooky tales during the 1970s. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Clark, Marcia Born 31 August 1953  (Alameda, California, USA) Lead prosecutor in the O. J. Simpson murder case, often crops up on TV as a talking head whenever there's another murder trial gaining media attention. A Spot of Death

Clark, Matt Born 25 November 1936  (Washington D.C., USA) American actor ('Back to the Future III'). ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Condolences  Fox B (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky His and Hearse Huddled Masses (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) Nature's Way Permanent Kip 2026 (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers The Anfield Iron The Really, Really Rottens The Spanners Unusual Suspects

Clark, Susan Born 8 March 1943  (Sarnia, Ontario, Canada) Canadian Emmy-winning actress. Just One More Death

Clark, Wesley Born 23 December 1944  (Chicago, USA) A retired general of the US Army decorated with the Presidential Medal of Freedom (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. (THEME) #1 Hits (THEME) Boddies...By 'eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal!

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Departures Board The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. 100 Bodies in a Day (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Sorry For Your Trouble (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos  (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime (THEME) Nature's Way RIPe and near Alive (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com Time for Me to Fly

Clarke, Susanna Born 1 November 1959  (Nottingham, England) British author renowned for her debut novel Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, which won a Hugo Award and got adapted into a BBC miniseries. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Presenter of Top Gear, and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying...ahem...less nice things about him. Murder She Wrote SQUONK'S SQUAD Turned out nice again

Claus, Santa Born in Washington DC, USA  (exact date unknown) Yes, Santa is real, he is a former councilman for the sleepy small town of North Pole, Alaska. Born Thomas Patrick O'Connor in May 1947. (THEME) Last Christmas

clayton, edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Clayton-Thomas, David Born 13 September 1941  (Kingston-upon-Thames, London, England) Singer, either as a soloist or with Blood, Sweat & Tears. Of Canadian ancestry, he often has links there. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Cleall, Peter Born 16 March 1944  (Finchley, Middlesex, England) English acting agent and actor on the comedy series "Please Sir!" (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Gone Solo Zombie Dance Party Headstone Hunters (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… It's Time To Say Goodbye (THEME) It's time to meet the music VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime (THEME) Laugh until… 2026

Clement, Dick Born 5 September 1937  (Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, England) Half of successful comedy-writing team with Ian LaFrenais, responsible for popular TV hits including as Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads and Porridge. Roasting Bodies In Redcar (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Clemmons, Francois Born 23 April 1945  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Actor and singer known for his appearances as Officer Clemmons on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Dead Ringers Diana Rots

Clempson, Clem Born 5 September 1949  (Tamworth, England) English guitarist, played for Colosseum and replaced Peter Frampton in Humble Pie. (THEME) Gris Gris

Clifford, Doug Born 24 April 1945  (Palo Alto, California, USA) Drummer of 1960s rockers Creedence Clearwater Revival. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Clifford, Kyle Born 5 April 1998  (England) Horrible murderer and rapist, murdered the wife and two of the daughters of BBC racing commentator John Hunt and raped his ex-girlfriend Louise. Sentenced to a whole-life sentence with no parole. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Clifton, Bernie Born in St. Helens, England  (exact date unknown) Entertainer, instantly recognisable atop an ostrich. (THEME) Laugh until… 2026 (THEME) Pantomime Pall Time's-2 Team

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Death Stinks DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas La Cadaver (THEME) MAGA Hit List Multiple Stiffies N-Minus (THEME) Sad Last Days Forgotten But Not Gone Two Coins & A Punt

Clinton, George Born 22 July 1940  (Kannapolis, North Carolina, USA) Funk & soul musician & keyboard player, well known for his flamboyant style & hair. Bucket O'Hare

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, current Senator & 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Gipton Undertakers (THEME) Illinoying

Clooney, George Born 6 May 1961  (Lexington, Kentucky, USA) Former TV star, now big in the world of films, firstly as an actor, and more recently as a producer & director. Also quite politically active in recent years, which has been reflected in his movies. SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

Clooney, Nick Born 13 January 1934  (Maysville, Kentucky, USA) Journalist and news anchorman, father of George. Dirt Nappers

Close, Glenn Born 19 March 1947  (Greenwich, Connecticut, USA) Famed American actress, winner of 3 Golden Globes, Primetime Emmys and Tony Awards. Sadly tied with Peter O'Toole for the most nominations at the Academy Awards without winning it, losing 8 times. Gipton Undertakers

Cluny, Genevieve Born 18 April 1928  (Bressuire, France) Former French actress with roles in French New Wave films. She's credited with the basic idea for Jean-Luc Godard's film A Woman Is a Woman. (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Coakley, Tommy Born 21 May 1947  (Bellshill, Scotland) Scottish footballer who only made 95 league appearances in his career. Became a manager after his playing days. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Cobham, Billy Born 16 May 1944  (Colon, Panama) Jazz drummer, and like most still living jazz legends, associated with Miles Davis (THEME) Nice!

Coburn, Norman Born 3 June 1937  (Sidney, NSW, Australia) Australian soap opera actor, Home and Away. (THEME) Gone and Away

Cockburn, Bruce Born 27 May 1945  (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) Influential Canadian folk rocker. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Coe, David Allan Born 5 September 1939  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Outlaw country music singer, best known for 'Mona Lisa Lost Her Smile', 'The Ride' and 'Longhaired Redneck'. The last one seem to be a personal prescription. (THEME) LW's Latest Hit

Coetzee, J.M. Born 9 February 1940  (Cape Town, South Africa) Two-time Booker Prize winner, Nobel Laureate and possible the most critically regarded writer from Africa in history. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Cohen, Andy Born 2 June 1968  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) American TV personality, the host and executive producer of the Real Housewives series. Also a late night host on the Bravo programme Watch What Happens Live! (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Cohen, George Born 22 October 1939  (London, England) Former footballer with Fulham & England, England's right back when they won the 1966 World Cup. (THEME) God's Gonna Gettem

Colapinto, Franco Born 27 May 2003  (Pilar, Argentina) Argentinian Formula One driver, made his debut with Williams in 2024 and now races for Alpine. Croak It like a frog

Cole, Stephanie Born 5 October 1941  (Solihull, Warwickshire, England) Veteran actress who first hit fame in 1982 in the series 'Tenko' before playing Diana Trent in 'Waiting for God'. Currently part of the 'Doc Martin' ensemble. Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Laugh until… 2026 Martin Scorsese’s The Departed

Coleman, Chad Born 9 June 1967  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Actor, played Dennis "Cutty"Wise in The Wire. (THEME) Cadaverous Mofos

Coleman, John Born 9 August 1934  (Manchester, England) British conductor. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Coles, Neil Born 26 September 1934  (London, UK) Golfer, runner-up in the 1973 Open and represented the UK six times in the Ryder Cup. (THEME) In The Hole!

Coles, Richard Born 26 March 1962  (Northampton, England) Former Bronski Beat and the Communards musician (aaaaah, baby!) who became an Anglican priest and a BBC radio host following his music success. A frequent face on British telly. (THEME) Nonclave

Collingwood, Lyn Born 6 September 1936  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian actress who played Colleen Smart on "Home and Away" dating back to the 1980s through 2010s. (THEME) Gone and Away

Collins, Edwyn Born 23 August 1959  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Scottish musician, singer & songwriter, who amazingly overcame two serious brain haemorrhages. (THEME) CLOG POPPERS

Collins, Gemma Born 31 January 1981  (Romford, England) British reality TV personality from The Only Way Is Essex. Runner-up on Celebrity Big Brother and hosts her own reality TV show: Gemma Collins: Diva. (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine

Collins, Gerard Born 16 October 1938  (Abbeyfeale, County Limerick, Rep of Ireland) Irish Fianna Fáil politician who was Minister of Foreign Affiars under Charles Haughey on two occasions. (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Collins, Jason Born 2 December 1978  (Northridge, California, USA) Former NBA player, the first openly gay basketballer in NBA history. 2027? No thank you! Ah, the ol’ team Banana's Peel Slippers Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Bootleg Boat B-team Cancel My Appointments Captain Hemlock's Twenty The Love Boat  I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Deceased Hose Diego (THEME) Doubles to Finish Droller Coaster Dropping Like Flies (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles  Skate Dumpers Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2026 Fade to Black La Faucheuse Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Funeral Furore Going Underground GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten It's A Grim World After All I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn LL's Pool Lord Football's Lot LW's Czech Out  The Misers Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Slaughter  (THEME) Nature's Way Newlydeads  Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Pan Breed (THEME) Passed The Rock  Peter Falk's Friends Plan B from Outer Space (THEME) Play Ball!  Pretty Noose Shaun of the Dead 69 Skibidi Toilet Smart Beta Southerners Stiffs Stiff Competition   Summer in Transylvania Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Sound of the Underground They Might All Die Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Windsor the Troll Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You've got a Shiva In The Dark  Zipline

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Death Stalks United Drop Dead Gorgeous Gipton Undertakers Graceful Deaths Hangman's XX It's Time To Say Goodbye (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies (THEME) Jextinction Ken Dodds dads dog (THEME) Nature's Way (THEME) Old Hollywood (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable The Anfield Iron (THEME) There is nothing like a dame Time for Me to Fly Women's Deaths Matter Too

Collins, Judy Born 1 May 1939  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Singer and social activist. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) It's time to meet the music

Collins, Paul Born 25 July 1937  (London, England) Actor. Ambulance chaser

Collins, Phil Born 30 January 1951  (London, England) Baldy drummer/singer out of Genesis and Live Aid. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' 5 Feet and 1 to Go Worm Fodder (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Condolences  Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Deadpool Surprise (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Don't Eat The Figs (THEME) Doubles to Finish Drop Dead Celebration Funeral Holmes Going Green (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky Have I got Pews for you! Headstone Hunters (THEME) Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today Hunting Halos Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0 I'll sleep when you're dead It's Time To Say Goodbye Ken Dodds dads dog (THEME) LW's Latest Hit Madonna's Hand Of Bod (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 NoSoup4U! Poppin' Clogs Say Hi to Uncle George SeasideEssexXile Shovelful of Dirt Forgotten But Not Gone STAB IN THE DARK Statik Charge Chemo Sabee Stone Dead Cert The Choir Invisibule  Colnbrook Coroner The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Spanners Wey Ai, man! Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Colon, Carlos Born 18 July 1948  (Santa Isabel, Puerto Rico) Retired Puerto Rican professional wrestler and wrestling promoter (THEME) Wrestling To Stay Alive

Colvin, Claudette  Born 5 September 1939  (Montgomery AL, USA) Died 13 January 2025  (Texas, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) US Civil Rights activist, arrested aged 15 for refusing to give up her bus seat to a white woman. Was one of the plaintiffs in the first Federal case challenging bus segregation. Free Fallers' (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Commerford, Tim Born 26 February 1968  (Irvine, California, USA) Musician, best known as bass player fro Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave and Prophets of Rage. Morrigan

Condon, Paul Born 10 March 1947  () Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1993-2000. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2026

Connelly, George Born 1 March 1949  (Fife, UK) Gifted footballer who played for Celtic until he walked away from the game at just 26. (THEME) They think it's all over

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. 2026 Not in the Mix Also-Ran And they all died Blackest Sabbath Bladerunner Blasphemous Rumours 'B' Worm Fodder C.A. Daber Aye, they're off the fags alright Casket Ready Coffin Fit (THEME) Comedy Cremations  Crazy Canuck Dai YaB'stards Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DEAD LOSS Death Becomes Them Down Under the Daisies Down Under Death Merchants eejit Final Curtain Call (THEME) Fiona's Immortals (THEME) CRT to DOA Going Green From Here to Eternity Hearse of the Dead Once Again Huddled Masses Hunting Halos I'll sleep when you're dead It's Time To Say Goodbye VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill (THEME) Jocks Away just a little nap They're Loving Angels Instead Morbid United F.C. Old People Smell Of Piss  (THEME) Windsor's OBE Poppin' Clogs RIP It Up and Start Again Sad News FC Simply Dead Forgotten But Not Gone Chemo Sabee Still_Drunkasaskunk Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Walking Dead Ellie's Top of the Drops (THEME) We're all Doomed! Wey Ai, man! You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Connolly, John Born 1 August 1940  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Corrupt Boston FBI agent, nicknamed "Zip". An informant in service of James "Whitey" Bulger. Mass Hole Cemetery

Connors, Jimmy Born 2 September 1952  (East St. Louis, Illinois, USA) Legendary tennis player noted for his hustling manner and fine returning. Winner of 8 grand slam titles. Headstone Hunters

Conroy, Frances Born 15 March 1953  (Monroe, Georgia, USA) Best known for playing Ruth Fisher on the appropriately named TV series Six Feet Under End of the Line

Considine, John Born 2 January 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) US character actor, a favourite of Robert Altman. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Constanten, Tom Born 19 March 1944  (Longbranch, New Jersey, USA) American keyboardist for the Grateful Dead. Inducted into the Rock Hall in 1994. Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing (THEME) LW's Latest Hit (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 Pedro's catacomb collective  The Living End

Conti, Bill Born 13 April 1942  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Oscar-nominated film composer, The Right Stuff, Karate Kid, and many more. Also conducted the Motion Picture orchestra behind the scenes (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Contractor, Nari Born 7 March 1934  (Godhra, Gujarat, India) Indian cricketer. Captain of the national side from 1959-62. The Deadest Of The Dead

Conversano, Daniel Born 25 March 1986  (Grenoble, France) French neo-nazi Youtuber. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Coody, Charles Born in Stamford, Texas, USA  (exact date unknown) Rather tall American golfer, who is most famous for winning the masters tournament in 1971. (THEME) In The Hole!

Cook, Robin Born 4 May 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Physician and author of books on medicine and public health. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

Cook, Ron Born 1 December 1948  (South Shields, England) Actor in one episode of this, one episode of that (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Cook, Stu Born 25 April 1945  (California, USA) Bass guitarist for Creedence Clearwater Revival (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Cook, Tommy Born 5 July 1930  (Duluth, Minnesota, USA) Child actor in 30s/40s film and radio, typically in Westerns and Tarzan films. The roles dried up with puberty and he migrated to voicing Hanna-Barbera characters. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Cooke, Charlie Born 14 October 1942  (St. Monans, Scotland) Scottish footballer, best known for his two stints at Chelsea, where he was a vital part of the squad that won the 1970 FA Cup. (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  () Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT Lard Bazaar Peter Falk's Friends (THEME) Space Wasters Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Young and Old

Cooklin, Shirley Born 3 March 1930  (Wallasey, England) British actress who portrayed Kaftan in the Doctor Who story The Tomb of the Cybermen. After You, Madam

Coolidge, Jennifer Born 28 August 1961  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Character actress mostly in comedies such as the 'American Pie' and 'Legally Blonde' series. A Spot of Death

Coolidge, Rita Born 1 May 1945  (Lafayette, Tennessee, USA) American singer, once married to Kris Kristofferson, who performed the least-known James Bond title track (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Coombs, Carol Born 15 October 1935  (Canada) 1940s/50s actress, whose most famous role was as Jimmy Stewart's daughter in It's a Wonderful Life. Retired in her 20s to become a kindergarten teacher. Most Unique Picks 2026

Coon, Caroline Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Artist and journalist, mainly associated with the punk movement in the 1970s. Born 1945. Most Unique Picks 2026

Cooney, Eugenia Born 27 July 1994  (Massachusetts, USA) Vlogger, described as "The YouTuber Slowly Killing Herself" by critics due to the fact she weighs about 15 pounds. Drop Dead Celebration just a little nap Life Got Cold  Noz4news

Cooney, Joan Ganz Born 30 November 1929  (Phoenix, Arizona, USA) TV producer who created Sesame Street. Huddled Masses

Cooney, Ray Born 30 May 1932  (London, England) Playwright & actor, mostly in the theatre. Unusual Suspects

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Cooper, Martin Born 26 December 1928  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Inventor of the cell (mobile) phone which either makes him one of the great technological pioneers or the Devil incarnate. Your choice… (THEME) BY DESIGN Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 Pedro's catacomb collective

Cooper, Susan Born 23 May 1935  (Burnham, UK) Children's author, most famous for the "Dark Is Rising" series of books, which combine classical British mythology with a modern-day setting. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food Doge Team

Copeland, David Born 15 May 1976  (Isleworth, England) Neo-Nazi terrorist known as the London nail bomber, who detonated his bombs in minority communities in London, killing 3 and wounding over 140. Sentenced to a whole-life order. Blueberry Crumble

Copeland, Kenneth Born 6 December 1936  (Lubbock, Texas, USA) Famed 80s televangelist who hosts "The Believer's Voice of Victory." I assume that the team who picked him believes his death will lead them to DDP victory – or summat. Obituarynotice

Copeland, Tom Born 17 April 1924  (Pendleton, Oregon, USA) Ancient former American politician. Served as a representative for Washington and as speaker of the Washington House of Representatives. (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians

Copperfield, David Born 16 September 1956  (Metuchen, New Jersey, USA) Illusionist & magician of the glamorous, spectacular variety. (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. (THEME) Cardavers Gipton Undertakers Hangman's XX (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party (THEME) Made In Detroit

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corbin, Barry Born 16 October 1940  (Lamesa, Texas, USA) Actor, Northern Exposure. Just One More Death ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corbitt, Tyler Born 21 October 1999  (Lexington, South Carolina, USA) Former Clemson Tigers baseball player with metastatic lung cancer. Banana's Not Quite Ripe

CORBYN, Jeremy Born 26 May 1949  (Chippenham, Wiltshire, England) Bike-riding leader of the Labour Party and loser of the 2017 General Election. Winner of the 2018 General Election. (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Corden, James Born 17 June 1978  (High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England) Rotund actor and comedian who hit paydirt in the TV series 'Gavin & Stacey' as Smithy. (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine

Cornelius, Kathy Born 27 October 1932  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Former golfer with 6 LPGA Tour victories, including the U.S. Women's Open. (THEME) Play Ball!

Cornish, Gene Born 14 May 1944  (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) Canadian musician, rhythm guitarist and vocalist for the (Young) Rascals. Had US number 1s with Good Lovin', Groovin' and People Got to Be Free (no apostrophe on that one). (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Cornwell, Judy Born 22 February 1940  (Hammersmith, London, England) Experienced UK actress, her most famous role being the sex-starved Daisy in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. Also a novelist. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Corona, Sergio Born 7 October 1928  (Pachuca, Hidalgo, Mexico) Mexican actor/comedian, survivor of the Golden Age of Mexican Cinema. He was also in License to Kill. Cemetery Pool

Corso, Lee Born 7 August 1935  (Cicero, Illinois, USA) ESPN sportscaster. Big Man (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. (THEME) Beloved Farewell Big Man (THEME) Comedy Cremations (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice Dead Last? Dead Right! Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 Hearse of the Dead Once Again (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… La Cadaver Living in a Box Morbid United F.C. Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole's Shaved Cat Not at All Well Partridge As Reaper (THEME) Sad Last Days Say Hi to Uncle George Song to the Siren (THEME) Space Wasters The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Really, Really Rottens Where's My Damn List? (THEME) You should be Ash - amed

Cosby, Mary Born 17 October 1972  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) One of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Pentecostal church leader. Has gotten cult accusations against her church. (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Cossotto, Fiorenza Born 22 April 1935  (Crescentino, Italy) Italian operatic mezzo-soprano (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Dead Is Dead Dirt Nappers Graceful Deaths (THEME) I Hear Voices

Costanzo, Robert Born 20 October 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor, did a lot of TV work. Hill Street Blues, Family tiies, LA Law, NYPD Blue, Days of our lives etc. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Coulier, Dave Born 21 September 1959  (Detroit, MI, USA) Full House actor BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE Celebration of Life's End Death Stinks  Eternity Tours (THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Heaven Can't Wait His and Hearse Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Morbid United F.C. Multiple Stiffies Noz4news Powder Picks Em Off Say Hi to Uncle George Team Cat AIDS the old lady Vegas Vultures You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Coulter, Phil Born 19 February 1942  (Derry, Northern Ireland) Irish songwriter behind Eurovision smashes "Puppet on a String" and "Congratulations". Time's-up Team

Coupe, Eliza Born 6 April 1981  (Plymouth, New Hampshire, USA) American actress with roles on shows such as Scrubs and Happy Endings. Noz4news

Court, Margaret Born 16 July 1942  (Perth, Australia) One of the top women tennis players of the 1960s. Now a controversial figure due to her views on homosexuality in the game. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Cousy, Bob Born 9 August 1928  (Manhattan, New York, US) Exceptionally successful US basketball player (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES Deadpool Surprise I Couldn't Eat Another Bite (THEME) Passed The Rock (THEME) Play Ball! The Conqueror Worm You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Couzens, Wayne Born 20 December 1972  (Dover, England) Former Met police officer who abducted, raped, and murdered Sarah Everard in 2021. Sentenced to life in prison without parole. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Cowans, Gordon Born 27 October 1958  (West Cornforth, UK) One of the greatest players in Aston Villa's history, where he won both the European Cup and the PFA Young Player of the Year award. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts Banana's Not Quite Ripe Death Can Be Funny (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United (THEME) Sudden Death (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Cowell, Simon Born 7 October 1959  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Record producer & TV talent judge, he of the scathing putdowns & high trousers. (THEME) BY DESIGN Murder She Wrote Two Coins & A Punt (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Cox, Bobby Born 21 May 1941  (Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA) American Hall of Fame baseball player and manager. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES

Cox, Brian Born 1 June 1946  (Dundee, Scotland) Feted British actor in TV & (mainly) films. Who Turned out the lights?

Cox, Chubby Born 29 December 1955  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Minor basketballer who was the 159th overall pick in the 1978 NBA draft and didn't make a roster until the 82-83 season. He's also Kobe's uncle. Olive Garden Invitational

Cox, Harvey Born 19 May 1929  (Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, USA) theologian, scholar and preeminent face of American liberal Christianity. He was described as "the leading trend spotter in American religion" (THEME) Complete Phallusies

Cox, Jane Born 13 May 1952  (UK) Longest-serving female Emmerdale castmember as of the start of 2018, having played Lisa Dingle since 1996. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Cox, Ronny Born 23 July 1938  (Cloudcroft, New Mexico, USA) American actor, singer, songwriter, and storyteller. Played Cohaagen in Paul Verhoeven's Total Recall. Yes, the exploding head at the end. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Cox, Sara Born 13 December 1974  (Bolton, England) BBC Radio DJ. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Coyote, Peter Born 10 October 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor whose counter-culture activism and Buddhist beliefs stopped him becoming an A-lister. Was strongly considered for the role of Indiana Jones, but perhaps best known as the scientist in "E.T." (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

cozart, keith Born 15 August 1995  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) US "drill" rapper known as "Chief Keef", dead before 30 (THEME) Illinoying

Crabtree, Brian Born in Halifax, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Brother of 'Big Daddy', the wrestler. Brian was the ring announcer in those heady days for British wrestling. Born around about 1934. (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

Craig, David Born 17 September 1929  (Dublin, Ireland) Highly decorated British air force veteran, now Baron of Radley. Telegraph obituary catnip. (THEME) No More Expenses

Craig, Jenny Born 7 August 1932  (Berwick, Louisiana, USA) American weight-loss gure and founder of her own weight-loss product empire (THEME) Jextinction (THEME) Perfect 10

Craig, Judy Born 6 August 1946  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Lead singer of 60's girl group The Chiffons. Had a US number 1 with "He's so Fine"... doo-lang doo-lang doo-lang. (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Craig, Michael Born 27 January 1929  (Poona, British India) Actor and scriptwriter known in both the UK and Australia for his everyman roles. Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang Old as Moses Steadcross Slayer

Craig, Tommy Born 21 November 1950  (Glasgow, Scotland) Midfielder who had mixed success I the English league, being relegated with Sheffield Wednesday, but was desribed as 'adopted Geordie' by Newcastle fans. (THEME) They think it's all over

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. Steadcross Slayer Chemo Sabee Bucket O'Hare Trojan Hearse (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Crampton, Bruce Born 28 September 1935  (Sydney, Australia) Runner up in four golf majors, all to Jack Nicklaus. You can't get past the Golden Bear, eh, Tiger? (THEME) In The Hole! The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Crandall, Bruce P. Born 17 February 1933  (Olympia, Washington, USA) Retired and distinguished US army officer. Awarded medal of honor for his time as a pilot in Vietnam war. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Craven, John Born 16 August 1940  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) TV presenter and newsreader. Down Under the Daisies (THEME) CRT to DOA the new team

Crawford, Christina Born 11 June 1939  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Writer of "Mommie Dearest", an autobiographical account of child abuse by her adoptive mother Joan Crawford now used as kitsch for drag queens. (THEME) Dieopics Olive Garden Invitational

Crawford, Michael Born 19 January 1942  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) TV actor who made his name as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em', before successfully reinventing himself as a serious stage actor, taking starring roles in 'Barnum' and 'Phantom of the Opera'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying (THEME) Laugh until… 2026 (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Creed, Helios Born 3 November 1953  (Long Beach, California, USA) American musician for the band Chrome. Pioneer of "space-acid-punk" guitar, whatever that means. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Crerand, Pat Born 19 February 1939  (Glasgow, Scotland) Retired Scottish footballer. Celtic and Manchester Utd legend who now works as a media pundit. (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Cresson, Edith Born 27 January 1934  (Boulogne-Billancourt, France) French socialist politician. The first woman to be Prime Minister of France, from 1991-92 (and the only woman unti 2022) (THEME) A la vie, a la mort Remembered but soon gone (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Crippen, Robert Born 11 September 1937  (Beaumont, Texas, USA) Commander of the first Space Shuttle mission. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Crocker, Barry Born 4 November 1935  (Geelong, Victoria, Australia) Australian actor, singer, and all-around entertainer Time's-2 Team

Cromwell, James Born 27 January 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) US actor, starred in 'Babe', 'LA Confidential', 'The Queen'. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Cronin, Kevin Born 6 October 1951  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) American rock frontman of REO Speedwagon. Manifest Death-stiny

Cropley, Alex Born 16 January 1951  (Frodsham, United Kingdom) Midfielder who played at Arsenal and Aston Villa, now, like so many, diagnosed with dementia (THEME) They think it's all over (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Crosbie, Annette Born 12 February 1934  (Gorebridge, Midlothian, Scotland) Long serving actress on stage, film & TV - forever remembered for her role as Margaret Meldrew in 'One Foot in the Grave'. Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Doubles to Finish (THEME) Laugh until… 2026 (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Crouch, Roger K. Born 12 September 1940  (Jamestown, Tennessee, USA) Former NASA astronaut payload specialist. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Croucher, Brian Born 23 January 1942  (Surrey, England, United Kingdom) British actor, Ted Hills on Eastenders (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Croucher, Chris Born 1 August 1981  (Guildford, United Kingdom) Screenwriter and producer mainly known for Downton Abbey - and his sexual misconduct The Choir Invisibule

Crow, Sheryl Born 11 February 1962  (Kennett, Missouri, USA) American blues rock singer. Overcame breast cancer in 2006. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Crown, Lester Born 7 June 1925  (USA) Businessman. Clinging to a 101 Green Records

Crumb, Robert Born 30 August 1934  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Cartoonist, creator of "Fritz, the Cat" and "Mr. Natural". (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Crump, Diane  Born 18 May 1948  (Milford, Connecticut, USA) Died 1 January 2026  (Winchester, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) The first female jockey to ride in the Kentucky Derby. Banana's Peel Slippers David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Freaky Farleys GUN Fishing I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is Pan Breed (THEME) Play Ball! Smart Beta Still_Drunkasaskunk The B-Team The Sound of the Underground

Crusius, Patrick Born 27 July 1998  (Texas, USA) American white supremacist shooter who killed 23 in the El Paso Walmart shooting. Now mocked online and his face was traced for the chudjak meme. Will it be over for him this year? Or does nothing ever happen? (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies

Cruz, Nikolas Born 24 September 1998  (Margate, Florida, USA) Perpetrator of the Parkland High School shooting in 2018. Sentenced to life in prison without parole. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies

Cruz, Rafael Born 22 March 1939  (Matanzas, Cuba) Cuban-born American Evangelical preacher, father of Texas senator and Zodiac killer Ted. Olive Garden Invitational

Cruz, Victoria Born in Guánica, Puerto Rico  (exact date unknown) American transgender rights activist. Born 1945. (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix (THEME) Sad Last Days

Cullen, Peter Born 28 July 1941  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian voice actor, first voice for KARR in Knight Rider. (THEME) I Hear Voices