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"Down Under" Death Merchants |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) #1 Hits |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 75th |
(THEME) Those who have had a UK number 1 hit single either solo or as a group... |
(THEME) ...and its goodnight from him |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 32th |
(THEME) A team of Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc... |
(THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 199th |
(THEME) Will any of these be singing for their last supper? |
(THEME) 2025 Exit Draft |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 432th |
(THEME) Who of these will be taking their ball home with them for the last time? |
(THEME) 99 Not Out! |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A Question of Sprouts |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 114th |
(THEME) Theme team with alliterative names, new 'n neat… |
(THEME) All Death Is Consolation |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 191th |
(THEME) These suffered for their art. Will they suffer for this team's points? |
(THEME) All these moments will be lost |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 233th |
(THEME) Sci-fi actors, notables and all that other nerdbird stuff. |
(THEME) Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 317th |
(THEME) People who won the commonly called "Alternative Nobel Prize" |
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(THEME) American As Apple Pie |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 233th |
(THEME) Hispanics, Latinx and other Donald Trump-baiters from south of the border. |
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(THEME) And That's a Rap |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) And the nominees are… dead! |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) And the SPOTY Winner is… dead |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Animals to the Afterlife |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Apollogies For Still Living |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 278th |
(THEME) Astronauts |
(THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Ashes to Ashes XII |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Assorted Alliterates |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 254th |
(THEME) Class this one under "genre shows" and such like… |
(THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 68th |
(THEME) Those who have slaved over the typewriter. |
(THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 390th |
(THEME) The 1960s blues and beat band movement. |
(THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 383th |
(THEME) Folky musicians |
(THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2025 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 169th |
(THEME) People you know from the TV |
(THEME) Cadaverous Mofos |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 278th |
(THEME) Music people |
(THEME) CLOG POPPERS |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 200th |
(THEME) The wonderful world of Pop… |
(THEME) Close Up: The Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest Musical |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
(THEME) Ask yourself, do they deserve it? |
(THEME) Comedy Cremations |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 203th |
(THEME) Will death have he last laugh with this list of comedy actors? |
(THEME) Complete Phallusies |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
(THEME) There's a penis hiding in here |
(THEME) Complications from a fall |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 115th |
(THEME) Dictators and the like |
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(THEME) CRT to DOA |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 197th |
(THEME) A theme team of TV presenters, now open for women as well. |
(THEME) D Ceased |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) DCAU Demises |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 403th |
(THEME) Actors who performed within the DC animated cinematic universe |
(THEME) Dead And Dusted 2 |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 187th |
(THEME) 70s musicians |
(THEME) Dead Beats |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 257th |
(THEME) A theme team of musicians |
(THEME) Dead Continent |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 155th |
(THEME) Asia is the theme here… |
(THEME) Dead Leaders |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 184th |
(THEME) World leaders, not yet dead enough! |
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(THEME) Dead... Or are they? |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 195th |
(THEME) Rock 'n rollers, accompanied by their nan. |
(THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 124th |
(THEME) Astronauts and related scientists... |
(THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 93th |
(THEME) It's official - German theme teams are the new wrestlers! |
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(THEME) Dey Do Die Don't Dey Doh |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 274th |
(THEME) Disney Dizzies |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Dr Who's Next |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 431th |
(THEME) There'll be no regeneration for this lot should they depart this year... |
(THEME) Drop Dead Diva |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 321th |
(THEME) Divalicious women, dramatic and flamboyant |
(THEME) Dying Donkeys |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 264th |
(THEME) Members of the US Democratic Party |
(THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 372th |
(THEME) Artists and entertainers dangerously close to disappearing in their own asses |
(THEME) Dying Probably's Twitter Page |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Easy as ABC |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 308th |
(THEME) Japanese people |
(THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Empty Chairs at Empty Tables |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Fatal Exceptions |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 154th |
(THEME) Game show personalities from around the world |
(THEME) Foreword by The Grim Reaper |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Formula Fatality |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 340th |
(THEME) Return for the racing theme team |
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(THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2025 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 436th |
(THEME) Francis expands to wrestling |
(THEME) God's Gonna Gettem |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 59th |
(THEME) Gone and Away |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Gone Solo |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 254th |
(THEME) The surviving halves of notable couples and double acts. |
(THEME) Good Trouble |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Goodnight, Seattle |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Grappling with Mortality |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 203th |
(THEME) Professional wrestlers who could be laying down for the undertaker in 2019. |
(THEME) Gray Panthers |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 38th |
(THEME) Winners of the inaugural Theme Team League with their team of centenarians in 2011. |
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(THEME) Great Gig in the Sky |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 160th |
(THEME) This theme team will be hoping for another day the music dies |
(THEME) Hell's Gender Neutral Toilets |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 46th |
20 names to avoid the LOTM…. |
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(THEME) He's Not The Family Guy |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 337th |
(THEME) Simpsons did it |
(THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 321th |
(THEME) Soanish and Portuguese speaking people |
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(THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 342th |
(THEME) People who had Top 30 UK hit singles in 1988 |
(THEME) Hole-in-one |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) I Hear Voices |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 268th |
(THEME) Those who lend their dulcet tones to films… |
(THEME) I Made the News Today, Oh Boy |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) In The Hole! |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 130th |
(THEME) Is Death going to mark these golfers card this year? |
(THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2025 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 239th |
(THEME) Will these ex-senior police chiefs "fall down the stairs" in 2023? |
(THEME) It's a Small World |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) It's time to meet the music |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 246th |
(THEME) Jaydead |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Just One More Death |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 14th |
(THEME) This international football theme team had a superb 2014, winning the TTL and earning a place in the top 20 overall. |
(THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 285th |
(THEME) First they preyed, now we do |
(THEME) Kiwi fruit sundae |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
(THEME) New Zealanders |
(THEME) Last Christmas |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 127th |
(THEME) Actors, singers and writers with connections to the Christmas holiday |
(THEME) Last of The Summer Winos |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 315th |
(THEME) Ay up, it's a team of veterans from the long-running Brit sit-com 'Last of the Summer Wine'. |
(THEME) Last surviving original band members III |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Laughing in the face of Death. |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 321th |
(THEME) Funny people |
(THEME) Lego Element 4651445 |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 166th |
(THEME) Col. Kilgore returns with a team of Vietnam related people. You weren't there, man! |
(THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 252th |
(THEME) Stars of the stage on Broadway, New York… |
(THEME) LW's Latest Hit |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) M6 Toll(ed) |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 124th |
(THEME) Who of these Midlands characters will end up in the (very) Black Country? |
(THEME) MAGA Hit List |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 355th |
(THEME) People who dared to speak out against the orange menace |
(THEME) MST3K Massacre |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 253th |
Made a respectable Top 30 finish in their rookie year |
(THEME) Musical chairs |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 184th |
(THEME) A return of this music based team |
(THEME) Nature's Way |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Nature's Way 2 |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Nice! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 278th |
(THEME) Cool cats playing jazz, nice! |
(THEME) No More Expenses |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 146th |
(THEME) Those hard-working, underpaid elected representatives of UK democracy… |
(THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 333th |
(THEME) A team of Bond villains. Shocking, shimply shocking… |
(THEME) Nobel Loserettes |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 250th |
(THEME) Return of the female Nobel-winners team… |
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(THEME) Nobel Notables |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 306th |
(THEME) Nobel Prize winners with QO potential |
(THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 424th |
(THEME) One degree of separation from Norman Lear, in one case, even zero |
(THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 229th |
(THEME) Old American Politicians |
(THEME) Old As Dirt |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 41th |
(THEME) Those who have passed the 100 mark. Potential for lots of hits but few points... |
(THEME) Old as Dirt 2 |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 359th |
(THEME) Oscar Strikeouts |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 223th |
(THEME) Oscar nominees without competitive Oscars |
(THEME) Passing of the Passed |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 313th |
(THEME) One of the more esoteric theme teams: celebrities this girl has passed in the street. |
(THEME) Peace, Love, and Death |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Pennsylvania Pushes Up the Daisies |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Perfect 10 |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 228th |
(THEME) The stars who have ten letters in their name. Hobbled by the death of Heinz Wolff in the pre-match warm-up, can they still do us proud? |
(THEME) Play Ball! |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Players in The Player |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Poor Little Ghoul |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 385th |
(THEME) Soul and blues musicians about to turn blue and soulless |
(THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 189th |
(THEME) Pop pop, pop music. |
(THEME) Punk is Dead |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 285th |
(THEME) Punk musicians |
(THEME) Rappers Delight |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
(THEME) Rappers living the dangerous life |
(THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 223th |
(THEME)People with interesting sounding names |
(THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 203th |
(THEME) Get out the maple syrup, it's the Canadians! |
(THEME) Sad Last Days |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 233rd |
(THEME) Dedicated to those National Enquirer headline grabbers. It's all true I tell yuz… |
(THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 221th |
(THEME) The Caped Crusader is the theme here. BIFF! BAM! POW! |
(THEME) Saturday Night Dead |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 431th |
(THEME) Saturday Night Live hosts and cast members |
(THEME) Scrubber Out |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 432th |
(THEME) With the stars of adult entertainment enjoying a life expectancy similar to that of pro-wrestlers these days, this team could stand a great shot |
(THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 215th |
(THEME) Rock and pop stars is the theme… |
(THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 419th |
(THEME) Skating the ice |
(THEME) sid and marty coffin |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 238th |
(THEME) The Canadian children's puppeteers who sued McDonald's for pinching their act (and won!) is the theme… |
(THEME) Six Feet Under the Dome |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Current & former members of the US Congress |
(THEME) Slippery Soap |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 159th |
(THEME) Veteran soap actors… |
(THEME) snooker loopy c*NTS are we |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Space Wasters |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 209th |
(THEME) Crooks, murderers and perverts |
(THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 296th |
(THEME) 4000 random Wikipedia articles opened in the category 'Living people', and pick the 20 who I believe are most likely to be hits this year. |
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(THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2025 United |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 149th |
(THEME) A theme of musicians, clearly |
(THEME) Stay Golden |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Sudden Death |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 68th |
(THEME) Football, fussball, voetbal etc... |
(THEME) Thank You For The Music |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) Thanks for being a Sport |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 184th |
(THEME) Sports Men and Women |
(THEME) The Big Brain Theory |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The Dead Kennedys |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 248th |
(THEME) The Gallifrey Regeneration Game |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 401th |
(THEME) Oldest living Dr Who actors. Steven Moffat will contrive a way for them to survive come what may… |
(THEME) The Golden State Strikes Back |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The Lord God Slayed Them All |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
(THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 222th |
(THEME) Brit sitcom actors |
(THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 81th |
(THEME) The Emerald Isle. |
(THEME) The Survivors |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 288th |
(THEME) Some more survivors but for how long? |
(THEME) The Talking Dead |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 249th |
(THEME) The Talking Dead |
(THEME) The Writing's On The Wall |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 436th |
(THEME) Bond movie theme song singers - I expect you to die |
(THEME) There is nothing like a dame |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 141th |
(THEME) Now with one more dame and one fewer Queen |
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(THEME) They think it's all over |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 66th |
(THEME) They Were the World |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 359th |
(THEME) John le Carre's 1974 masterpiece and those who've appeared in the various adaptations of it. |
(THEME) Traded to the Saints |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) NFL |
(THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 438th |
(THEME) A list of TERFs and people dedicated to giving trans people even more shit than they already get |
(THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 127th |
(THEME) US TV is the theme here. It'll make your eyes square y'know… |
(THEME) Unpersons |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 257th |
(THEME) Competitors in the reality show Big Brother. Grim is in the diary room… |
(THEME) Vive la France... et la mort |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 187th |
(THEME) 20 famous french folk, which is 20 more than Luxembourg |
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(THEME) Waiting for Ugo |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 333th |
(THEME) Those who've plied their footballing trade in the Midlands. |
(THEME) Wheel meet again |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons? |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
(THEME) Garys and Simons |
(THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives? |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 253th |
(THEME) Team of those under 50 who need to watch their step… only some of the people on this team are now much older - we are confused |
(THEME) Windsor's OBE |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 152th |
(THEME) Team consisting of those who've had a bauble or two from Her (or His) Maj… |
(THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You) |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 457th |
(THEME) Various 8s Musos |
(THEME) Yes, I Suppose |
First year in DDP. |
..better to burn out... |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
100 Bodies in a Day |
First year in DDP. |
12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 58th |
One of the more esoteric teams of recent teams |
20 Random Guys Part 1 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
2025 Not Alive |
First year in DDP. |
2025 Not Your Year |
First year in DDP. |
2026? No thank you! |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 5th |
Team on the upswing, first time in the top 20 in 2020, first time in the top 5 in 2021! |
3rd times the charm |
First year in DDP. |
5 Feet and 1 to Go |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 124th |
A Pelican In The Wilderness |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 20th |
The nefarious Pelican is yet to top their 20th place finish in 2015. A DDP veteran. |
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A Spot of Death |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 153th |
After You, Madam |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 470th |
Also-Ran |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Always Look On The Bright Side |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Ambulance chaser |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 345th |
And they all died |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 153th |
Are You Still Dying, Darling? |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 45th |
ARSE-IN-HOLE |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 70th |
Bad 4 U, You Look Dying & Decaying |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 306th |
Banana's Bruises |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 6th |
A second team for all those who barely escaped this player's main team with their lives |
Banana's Peel Slippers |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 1st |
Member of the DDP committee, 2023 Champion and doubtless a team to watch out for again in 2024 |
Bastard Must've Died |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 233th |
Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 32th |
Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 16th |
Bladerunner |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 85th |
Blasphemous Rumours 'A' |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Blasphemous Rumours 'B' |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
BLIMEY! |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 95th |
Blodreina |
First year in DDP. |
Blueberry Crumble |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 154th |
If the enema this team predicts is ON, sorry if you are a fan of any of the following… |
Blue-Teams |
First year in DDP. |
Bought the Peanut Farm |
First year in DDP. |
Bourne to Die |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 184th |
BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 38th |
DDP veterans yet to top their 2011 performance |
Bucket Of Blood |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 5th |
Did very well in 2018 |
c. a. daver |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 52th |
18th year in the competition for this veteran team. |
Captain Hemlock's Twenty |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 63th |
Among the veterans now, who typically rustles up a few interesting unique hits each year. |
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Carkers Convention 2025 |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 4th |
DDP veterans who had their best ever performance in 2019. |
Casket Ready |
First year in DDP. |
Coffin Fit |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 108th |
Colnbrook Coroner |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 52th |
Compost Corner |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 47th |
Couldn't Think of a Team Name |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 54th |
Crofty's Coffin Crew |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 40th |
Culled Rush Centenary Cemetery |
First year in DDP. |
Curtains for Carter |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Dai YaB'stards |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 73th |
Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath? |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 32th |
Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk |
Years in DDP: 21 Best position: 27th |
Ever present in the DDP these days. |
Dave's Grim Underground BO |
First year in DDP. |
David Quantick's Showbiz Pals |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 1st |
The 4-time champ’s last Drive for Five effort started valiantly, only to taper off in the latter half of the year. Still underestimate at your own peril… |
Day in the Death |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 4th |
Perennial high-flier who shall be hoping to return to the top 10 after an atypical underperformance last year. |
DDP Tofoa |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 3rd |
Team on the upswing, first time on the podium in 2022 |
Dead And Dusted |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 104th |
Dead and Dusted 1 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 145th |
Dead but not buried |
First year in DDP. |
Dead Ends |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 7th |
17 years now for this team who should be underestimated at your peril. |
Dead Is Dead |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 95th |
Dead Last? Dead Right! |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 44th |
DEAD LOSS |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 91th |
Dead Wait |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 4th |
Deader than a Dead Thing |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 63th |
DEADIES 11 |
First year in DDP. |
Deadpool Surprise |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 54th |
Death Becomes Them |
First year in DDP. |
Death Can Be Funny |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 8th |
Death Is International 2024 |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 182th |
Former theme team, not anymore, because surely all DDP picks are from all around the World |
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Death Nebula 3000 |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 99th |
Death Stalks United |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 101th |
Deathlist.net |
Years in DDP: 21 Best position: 1st |
Stewards of the most popular Deadpool site on the internet, and winners of the 2004 DDP! |
Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 27th |
debs dead ball |
First year in DDP. |
Deceased Hose |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 3rd |
Bronze medal winners of 2018 |
Departures Board |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 106th |
Diana Rots |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 114th |
Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 27th |
Di's Dies |
First year in DDP. |
Don't Eat The Figs |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 64th |
Don't Stay Alive in '25 |
First year in DDP. |
Down Under the Daisies |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 125th |
Dr Shipman's waiting room |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 69th |
Droller Coaster |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 4th |
Had their best year yet in 2020. One of the top contenders. |
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Drop Dead Celebration |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 67th |
Drop Dead Gorgeous |
First year in DDP. |
drunkasaskunk |
Years in DDP: 27 Best position: 1st |
Twice champion in the 90s, the boozy Glaswegian might be hoping for a 2014-esque throwback after shockingly scoring only one hit last year! |
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Dust in the Wind |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 106th |
Eternity Tours |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 28th |
Ethnic Cleansing |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 2nd |
Nearly won the whole thing in 2018! |
Evil Grimace |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 32th |
Expiry Date - 2025 |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 21th |
Exu's Exiteers |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 46th |
Fade to Black |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 2nd |
Falling Off The Perch |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 165th |
Faster Than A Dead Horse |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 23th |
Fat Kids Always Win at Seasaw |
First year in DDP. |
Feng Shui Pig |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 52th |
Final Curtain Call |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Finbarr Returns from the Dead |
Years in DDP: 26 Best position: 2nd |
Has been around most years since the early days of DDP, though has never really come close to repeating his 2nd place of 2000. |
Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Flat White and Flat Line |
First year in DDP. |
Forever young pups |
First year in DDP. |
Forgotten But Not Gone |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 184th |
Francis of Arse-Easy 2024 |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 200th |
Freaky Farleys |
First year in DDP. |
Free Fallers' |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
From Here to Eternity |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 209th |
Funeral Furore |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 37th |
A massive 250 place improvement in 2020. |
Funeral Holmes |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 54th |
Ghost of Alternative Deathlist |
First year in DDP. |
GIAC - It's really Serious! |
First year in DDP. |
Girlfriend In A Coma |
First year in DDP. |
God, It's Brutal Out Here |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 241th |
Going Green |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 19th |
Going Underground |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 5th |
Yet to beat their impressive 2015. |
Goneville |
First year in DDP. |
Gooseberry Crumble |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 190th |
G-O-T-T-O-G-O! |
First year in DDP. |
Graceful Deaths |
First year in DDP. |
Grief Hijackers |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 89th |
Grim McGraw |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 102th |
Haben die Spaten |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 2nd |
This team saw a veritable point explosion in 2021, shooting to a great 2nd place. |
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Had a good innings |
First year in DDP. |
Hangman's XX |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 227th |
Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1 |
First year in DDP. |
Heading Nowhere |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 2nd |
Runners up in 2016. |
Headstone Hunters |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 288th |
Hearse of the Dead Once Again |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 85th |
Heaven Can't Wait |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 179th |
Huddled Masses |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 222th |
Hunting Halos |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 13th |
I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 149th |
I Couldn't Eat Another Bite |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 203th |
I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 4th |
Returned to the DDP in 2020, promptly had ist best year ever. |
IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt |
First year in DDP. |
I'll sleep when you're dead |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 70th |
Imelda's Terrahawks |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
It's A Grim World After All |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 19th |
It's Grim Up North |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 29th |
Not, as I assumed, the DDP co-host |
I've Been Dying To Play This |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 110th |
Jackie Treehorn |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 22th |
Jellydead |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 31th |
Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 38th |
JoeRam |
Years in DDP: 24 Best position: 1st |
Father of the Hearse, veterans who won the DDP in 2002, before some of our participants were born! |
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John Key's List |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 8th |
A team with a lot of potential. |
Jumptheshark |
First year in DDP. |
Ken Dodds dads dog |
First year in DDP. |
Kop-ing it |
First year in DDP. |
Lard Bazaar |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 24th |
A 16th year in the competition for the well liked competitor. |
Last Show Before Bedtime |
First year in DDP. |
Lidders Late Lamentables |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 95th |
Life Got Cold |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 209th |
Living in a Box |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 108th |
13th entry for one of the best named teams in the DDP… |
LL's Pool |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 94th |
Long Story Short… It's Over! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Lord Football's Lot |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 9th |
LW's Czech Out |
First year in DDP. |
Madonna's Hand Of Bod |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 19th |
DDP veterans. |
Manchester Pity |
First year in DDP. |
Mancunian Medley |
First year in DDP. |
Manifest Death-stiny |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Manuel's Stiffs |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 44th |
Consistent team with three finishes comfortably within the top 100… |
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Martin Scorsese’s The Departed |
First year in DDP. |
Min Reaper |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 58th |
Moldy Oldies |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 116th |
Morbid United F.C. |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 25th |
Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 41th |
Mortem Omnibus |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 66th |
Most Unique Picks 2024 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 322th |
Only achieved 20 unique picks once in 2019, despite their self-stated goal… |
Mr & Mrs Drummerboy |
Years in DDP: 23 Best position: 14th |
This Australian wife and husband team is back for a 21st time… |
Multiple Stiffies |
First year in DDP. |
Naked Florida Gravediggers |
Years in DDP: 24 Best position: 10th |
Names are for friends, so I don’t need one |
First year in DDP. |
Neither There Nor Thereabouts |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 94th |
Newlydeads |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
NoSoup4U! |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 89th |
Not at All Well |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 21th |
Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 69th |
Noz4news |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 97th |
Noz and his family are back for a 17th time… |
Octopus of Odstock |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 1st |
A welcome return to the former host, 2010 champion, and authority on aged footballers and motorsport figures. |
Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' |
First year in DDP. |
Old People Smell Of Piss |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 47th |
Once You Go Black |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 2nd |
After a strong first two years, shall be hoping for a comeback after falling victim to the curse of 2nd place. |
One Eyed Jacks |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 149th |
Only Fools and Corpses |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 18th |
Oscar The Beast |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 195th |
Owt to stop me Coffin |
First year in DDP. |
Pan Breed |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 5th |
Former co-host with multiple top 10 appearances under his belt. |
Partridge As Reaper |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 106th |
Peacocks Anus Horribilis |
First year in DDP. |
Pearly Gates |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 146th |
Pedro's catacomb collective |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 26th |
People I Think Might Die In 2025 United |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 17th |
Perhaps' Pointless Punts |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 175th |
Permanent Kip 2024 |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 164th |
Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 24th |
Piston Broke |
First year in DDP. |
Plausible Passings of 2025 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 62th |
Pool Ghoul |
First year in DDP. |
Poppin’ Clogs |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 97th |
Powder Picks Em Off |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 173th |
Pretty Noose |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 53th |
Prowlers Goners '25 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 209th |
Pull my finger |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 190th |
Puppy power |
First year in DDP. |
Puppy-dog eyes |
First year in DDP. |
Puzlman's Passing Picks |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 26th |
Rigor Mort Us |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 321th |
RIP It Up and Start Again |
First year in DDP. |
Roasting Bodies In Redcar |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 102th |
Briefly led the DDP in 2020. |
Rotting Kanzlerin |
First year in DDP. |
Sad News FC |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 46th |
Salmon Mousse |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 1st |
First appearance in 2021, and already won the whole thing! |
SAMSONS AND DELILAHS |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 150th |
SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 146th |
Say Hi to Uncle George |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 124th |
SeasideEssexXile |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 59th |
See You In Heaven |
First year in DDP. |
Shaun of the Dead 69 |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 14th |
Shovelful of Dirt |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 12th |
Shuffle Off |
First year in DDP. |
Simply Dead |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 53th |
Skate Dumpers |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 14th |
Skibidi Toilet |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Smart Beta |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 4th |
Had their best year by far last year, placing 6th… |
So Long Farewell |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 96th |
Song to the Siren |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 82th |
Sorry For Your Trouble |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 3rd |
Will these twenty picks be toast in 2022? |
Southerners Stiffs |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 4th |
Achieved an unexpected 4th place last year, has this team developed an appetite for more? |
Spectre of Death |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 101th |
Statik Charge |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 84th |
Stay safe friends! |
First year in DDP. |
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 25th |
Stiff Competition |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
Still Life |
First year in DDP. |
Still_Drunkasaskunk |
First year in DDP. |
Stop the Steal...ing of My Felonies Senor Trump |
First year in DDP. |
Substitution Bench and Star Players |
First year in DDP. |
Summer in Transylvania |
First year in DDP. |
survive while you can |
First year in DDP. |
Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 21th |
Swimming in the Death Pool |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 130th |
Team Cat AIDS |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 70th |
Team Terminal |
First year in DDP. |
Tentoesup |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 73th |
The Anfield Iron |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 56th |
The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 8th |
The Best and Worst of Us |
First year in DDP. |
The B-Team |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 7th |
Companion team to The Love Boat… |
The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 86th |
The Choir Invisibule |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 62th |
The Conqueror Worm |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 50th |
The Crowdsourced Deathlist |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 38th |
Regulars of the DeathList forum attempt to get one over on their hosts. |
THE DEAD C**T SCROTS |
First year in DDP. |
The Deadest Of The Dead |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 13th |
Had their best performance yet in 2015. |
The Death Toll is Catastrophic |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 169th |
The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2024 |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 52th |
Back after another three year break! |
The End of the World As We Know It |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 12th |
Veteran player who is arguably the premier bellwether as to who makes the Drop 40 each year. |
The Forest Lawn Jockeys |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 98th |
The Funeral Director 2025 |
First year in DDP. |
The Honey Trap |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 306th |
The Living End |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 1st |
The Muhammad Ali of deadpooling, three time winner of the Derby Dead Pool, longest consecutive unique hits streak in history, and always a title threat. |
The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 225th |
DDP veterans who have been in the DDP longer than many of our competitors have even been alive! |
The Love Boat |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 1st |
2020 CHAMPION and former DDP Cmme member. |
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The Misers |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 3rd |
One of the most consistent teams in the DDP. Could this be their year? |
the new team |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: |
The Old Ones are the Pests |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 89th |
The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 120th |
The Really, Really Rottens |
First year in DDP. |
The Rotting Corpses of the Undead |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 64th |
The Sound of the Underground |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 5th |
The Spanners |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 102th |
The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2025 |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 66th |
Former host The Man In Black is back, playing for the first time since 2018! |
The Walking Dead |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 29th |
They're Loving Angels Instead |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 34th |
This Mortal Coil |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 5th |
Thomas Jefferson Survives |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 1st |
2019 champion now DDP co-host! |
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Time for Me to Fly |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 261th |
Times up! |
First year in DDP. |
Time's-2 Team |
First year in DDP. |
Time's-up Team |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 124th |
Now one of the DDP regulars. |
Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 28th |
Breathless in Seattle's kids aim for glory by picking as many likely Drop 40 choices as possible... |
Today's the day the maggots have their picnic |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 27th |
Always there or thereabouts... |
Touch of Grey |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 313th |
Trojan Hearse |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 53th |
Two Coins & A Punt |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 111th |
Unusual Suspects |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 85th |
Upside Down Planet |
First year in DDP. |
VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 63th |
Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 12th |
Wayne Manor |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 113th |
Weakend at Bernies |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 52th |
What’s the Story, Mourning Glory? |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 197th |
Where's My Damn List? |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 164th |
Who Turned out the lights? |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 62th |
Back again despite a few, shall we say, mishaps… |
Windsor the Troll |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 9th |
Wisconsin Reaper Beater 3.0 |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 257th |
Back for yet more reapin' 'n' beatin'. |
Women's Deaths Matter Too |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 182th |
Celebs without a Y chromosome - but not longer a qualifying THEME |
Worm Fodder |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 150th |
Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 2nd |
Wot The Deuce |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 190th |
You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 115th |
You Have 1 Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 149th |
You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 26th |
You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 154th |
You've got a Shiva In The Dark |
First year in DDP. |
Zero Hit's Wishlist |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 241th |
Zipline |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 41th |
Zombie Nation |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 192th |
ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 144th |
The perennial wooden spoon-ers keep at it despite surprisingly missing Dusty Hill last year… |
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