Born 16 September 1947 (Chester, Cheshire, England)
Comedian and actor. Born Russell Roberts, he was voted "funniest man on television" 5 times. If he was the funniest, then we'd hate to see who was the unfunniest. Also Pipe Smoker of the Year 2001, which might be more relevant to the DDP.
Born 27 September 1953 (Paddington, London, England)
MP for Hackney North & Stoke Newington since 1987. Once a candidate for the leadership of the Labour Party. Previously a familiar face on TV political shows, e.g. This Week (2010-15). Caused conniptions in 2019 by drinking a canned mojito on a train.
Born in Kobani, Ba'athist Syria (exact date unknown)
Kurdish military leader, commander-in-chief of the Syrian Democratic Forces; the US has in the past treated him as a legitimate political leader, a view not shared by the Turks. Born 1967
Born 7 September 1999 (Los Angeles, California, USA)
American singer-songwriter. I was about to write that she got to number 98 in the Dutch charts with a song called "I Miss You, I'm Sorry" but then I realised that she had a 2024 UK Number One with "That's So True." This is why old farts like me shouldn'
Retired footballer and coach. Among other clubs coached Everton de Viña del Mar, two stints. (Notto be confused with a UK Merseyside club of a similar name). Also coached the Chilean & Bolivian National teams.
Maltese politician who won four General Elections serving two terms as Prime Minister and then became the island's 7th President . Pro-Europe, he was instrumental in Malta joining the EU.
Suave Welsh actor, best known as Dr. Bywaters in General Hospital and Adam Chance in Crossroads. Played Elgin in Doctor Who story The Green Death, until he fell ill and had to be replaced.
Turn-of-the-millennium Hollywood leading man who, following a string of box office bombs in the early 2000s, switched to low-level auterism. And an ill-advised turn as Batman.
Born 9 January 1958 (Ismailli, Hekimhan, Malatya, Turkey)
Turkish gunman who attempted to kill Pope John Paul II in 1981. Served 10 years for an assassination attempt on someone else that actually did succeed, released in 2010.
Successful Motorcycle racer, winning 15 World Championships. Also tried a couple of season of Formula One, managing a few third places and a second, befor erturning to two wheels as a team manger.
Hailing from Charleston, South Carolina, she was a contestant on Survivor 41. As you no doubt all remember, she was as the weakest link of Luvu, and she worked with Erika Casupanan to crack the majority alliance. They were successfully able to turn the f
Second man on the Moon, who has always claimed he'd have been the first if it wasn't for the fact that the only door of the lunar lander was on Neil Armstrong's side.
Widower of Benazir Bhutto, who announced that he would nominally head her party whilst their son is at university in England. Then became insurgent target number 1 when he became President of the country in 2008.
Born 19 October 1954 (Dudley, West Midlands, England)
Gum-chewing, headpiece wearing, bung-taking (Allegedly - at the DDP lawyer's request) football manager, who likes his teams to play dirty, unattractive football. Formerly at Bolton & Newcastle United.
Born 29 July 1939 (Campos dos Goytacazes, State of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)
Amarildo Tavares da Silveira, is a retired Brazilian footballer who played as a centre forward. He is the last survivor of the winning Brazilian 1962 FIFA World Cup team.
Batsman who has the highest ODI average of any England cricketer to have played more than five times. Also one of only two cricketers to have hit a century in both their first and last ODIs.
Former Aston Villa winger, place in the history books probably comes down to him being the first ever substitute brought on by Manchester United (replacing George Best in the 1965 Charity Shield).
Second son of Queen Elizabeth II. Married to Sarah Ferguson from 1986 to 1996. Shunned by society for attending too many sketchy parties on and off Jeffrey Epstein's island
Lebanese military commander and politician. Also briefly ex-PM and President of the country. Not the safest of job roles, being a Lebanese politician right now...
Chilean Marxist guerrilla known to have participated in several murders and kidnappings. He was known to be living in exile in Argentina, with a wife and three sons.
The founder of the Wickes and Focus DIY superstore chains and the former chairman of Brighton and Hove Albion, who presided over the sale of the football ground in 1997, a "business" decision the club is still struggling to recover from.
Singer-songwriter best known for her hits 'Love and Affection' and 'Drop the Pilot'. An alleged affair with Blue Peter's Valerie Singleton is the stuff of myth and legend.
Former cyclist, 7 times winner of the Tour de France, who overcame brain, lung and testicular cancer. It was revealed in 2012 that he was a systematic drugs cheat all along and now enters into sporting infamy.
Renowned blues harmonica player, singer and songwriter. He has worked with blues legends such as Bo Diddley, Johnny Shines, Otis Rush, Earl Hooker, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters . . . and many many more.
Born 14 June 1932 (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA)
Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona. A controversial figure, accused of abusing his powers. Became famous for accusing Barack Obama for having forged his birth certificate during his first election 2008. Sounds a bit like a Jealous Joey.
Born 1 September 1932 (Los Angeles, California, USA)
Incredibly physically fit elderly man no doubt very helpful given he is the worlds oldest bodybuilder. Has a poor opinion of his own physique which he says motivates him to keep training.
Born 6 February 1966 (Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside, England)
Shy and retiring singer who had phenomenal success with the hit single 'Never Gonna Give You Up', the biggest selling UK single of 1987. Later became a phenomenon of a different kind as that single became part of an internet meme known as 'Rickrolling'.
Former footballer, manager and pundit. Renowned for his eclectic style of commentary, for example "'There's a few tired limbs in the blue legs" and "van Nistelrooy, predating as usual...". Got a bit too eclectic with some racist remarks and was sacked.
Retored British racing driver, who took part in Formula One with nothing to show for it except a second place finish in Monaco. He did win the Le Mans 24-hour in 1970, Porsche's frirst win (which features in the Steve McQueen film).