Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2022: P

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Pacino, Al Born 25 April 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Legendary Hollywood actor who first came to prominence in 'The Godfather' in 1972. Death Nebula 3000

Packer, Ann Born 8 March 1942  (Moulsford, England) English former sprinter, hurdler and long jumper who won two medals at the 1964 Summer Olympics BANGELS

Packwood, Bob Born 11 September 1932  (Portland, Orgeon, USA) Disgraced former US senator for Oregon. (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs (THEME) Space Wasters

Page, Elliot Born 21 February 1987  (Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada) Canadian actor. Best known for playing the title character in Jason Reitman's comedy 'Juno' and Kitty Pryde in the X-Men films. Kardashians Gone Wild

Page, Greg Born 16 January 1972  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian musician and children's TV entertainer. Stopped working due to ill health in November 2006. Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Page, Tim  Born 25 May 1944  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Died 24 August 2022  (New South Wales, Australia) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) British photojournalist whose exploits in the Vietnam War and wired personality was in part the inspiration for Dennis Hopper's character in 'Apocalypse Now'. (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Paget, Debra Born 19 August 1933  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Hollywood actress who later became a born-again christian. (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT

Pahor, Boris  Born 26 August 1913  (Trieste, Slovenia) Died 30 May 2022  (Trieste, Italiy) Age at death: 108  (read death notice) One of Slovenia's most important authors. Bucket Kickers 79  (THEME) Europe's Covid Omicron Onslaught (THEME) Gray Panthers I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader NoSoup4U!

Paige, Janis Born 16 September 1922  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) Film and television actress. GOODBYLADIES Go To the Torch! Heaven or Hell? Jumptheshark V 13.0 (now living in Derby) (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway  Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Naked Florida Gravediggers

Paine, Terry Born 23 March 1939  (Winchester, England) Former Southampton FC stalwart and member of England's victorious 1966 World Cup squad. (THEME) Sudden Death

Pallete, Pilar Born 3 September 1928  (Paita, Peru) Peruvian actress, third and final wife of constipated racist John Wayne. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Palmer, Carl Born 20 March 1950  (Birmingham, England) Drummer and sole survivor of the supergroup Emerson, Lake and (you guessed it) Palmer. (THEME) Last ones! (THEME) The Survivors

Palmer, Clive Born 26 March 1954  (Footscray, Victoria, Australia) Australian businessman with his own fringe political party. He once had plans to build a new Titanic. (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Paluzzi, Luciana Born 10 June 1937  (Rome, Italy) Italian Actress, most notably as Fiona Volpe in the Bond movie Thunderball (THEME) Time Travellers, Astronauts and Spies

Pan, Rebecca Born 29 December 1931  (Shanghai, China) Chinese-Hong Kong actress and singer. (THEME) Dead Continent

Panozzo, Chuck Born 20 September 1948  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Bassist, member of the band The Styx. Currently living with the AIDS virus. Go To the Torch!

Papas, Irene  Born 3 September 1926  (Chiliomodi, Corinthia, Greece) Died 14 September 2022  (Chiliomodi, Greece) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Greek film actress. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Naked Florida Gravediggers (THEME) Perfect 10

Paramo, Josefina Isabel Villalobos Born 5 August 1924  (New York, New York, USA) Former First Lady of Ecuador, widow to Sixto Durán Ballén (THEME) First Lady's First

Parfitt, Judy Born 7 November 1935  (Sheffield, UK) Veteran actress, currently starring in "Call the Midwife". (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies

Pargeter, Lucy Born 1 March 1977  (Nottingham, UK) Soap actress, who appeared in both the 2000s Crossroads reboot and, more recently, Emmerdale. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Park, Brian Born in Fife, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Former 'Corrie' executive producer nicknamed "Axeman" by the press for removing swaths of longtime characters in an attempt to rejuvenate a ratings slump. Blueberry Crumble

Parker, Eugene  Born 10 June 1927  (Houghton, Michigan, USA) Died 15 March 2022  (United States) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) American solar astrophysicist, the first ever living person to have an operational spacecraft named after them. Dead And Dusted (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries Dr Shipman's waiting room

Parker, Kay Born 28 August 1944  (Birmingham, UK) Actress from the so-called "Golden Age of Porn", one of the few English jazz stars to cross over the Atlantic. Died In Octobre a bit off the radar and without a QO. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Parker, Kerri Born in   (exact date unknown) Former glamour model and Miss UK contestant, born c.1984. People I Think Might Die In 2022 United The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Parker, Posie Born 8 November 1968  (England) Militant feminist. (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Parker, Tom  Born 4 August 1988  (Bolton, United Kingdom) Died 30 March 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 33  (read death notice) British member of the millenial boyband "The Wanted" (THEME) #1 Hits 2023 aint for thee Amanita virosa Are You Still Dying, Darling? Banana's Peel Slippers BLIMEY! Aye, they're off the fags alright Chelski Pensioners Coffin Fit COMPOST CORNER  Crofty's Coffin Crew Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath?  DDP Tofoa Dead And Dusted Dead And Dusted 1 Dead By Dawn Dead Ends Dead Last? Dead Right!  DEAD LOSS Dead Ringers Death Becomes Them Death Can Be Funny Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic  Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Dinner Reservation for 20 Droller Coaster Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair  eejit Skate Dumpers Evil Grimace Expiry Date 2022  Exu's Exiteers Fade to Black Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead David Quantick's Showbiz Pals For whom the bell tolls Funeral Holmes Going Green Go To the Torch! Grave Danger  (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky  GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten Heaven or Hell? And Now His Watch Is Ended I Told You I Was Ill I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End!  Jackie Treehorn Jellydead  Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam JoeRam Jumptheshark V 13.0 (now living in Derby) Just Fast away Kenny's Entry Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Weakend at Bernies Manuel's Stiffs  Min Reaper The Misers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Only Fools and Corpses Pazuzu United Pity da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space A Trophy For Atrophy (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels Poppin’ Clogs Powder Picks Em Off Puzlman's Passing Picks (THEME) Rockers who Rolled to the graveyard  Sad News FC SeasideEssexXile Shaun of the Dead 69 (THEME) Snort the Ashes Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spoonful of Sugar Statik Charge Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Swimming in the Death Pool Team Cat AIDS Tentoesup  The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Choir Invisibule The Colnbrook Coroner The Conqueror Worm The End of the World As We Know It  The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Hair Blair Bunch The Living End the old lady There is no spoon The Sound of the Underground This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die  Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops  Tom's Chainsaw Massacre Two Coins & A Punt Windsor the Troll Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper

Parker Bowles, Andrew Born 27 December 1939  (Surrey, UK) The man who was cuckolded by Prince Charles - Camilla's first husband. He later married a direct descendant of the man who invented Pitman shorthand. Death Stinks

Parker Bowles, Camilla Born 17 July 1947  (Plumpton, Sussex, England) Prince Charles's wrinkly bit on the side. Diet Of Worms SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

Parkes, Tony Born 5 May 1949  (Sheffield, United Kingdom) English former professional footballer. After retiring, he became a coach in service of the Blackburn Rovers (THEME) Sudden Death

Parkin, Molly Born 3 February 1932  (Pontycyner, Wales) Painter, journalist & fashion expert, a key part of the "Swinging Sixties" fashionistas. Born 1932. Here's Who You Could Have Won

Parkinson, Gary Born 10 January 1968  (Thornaby, Yorkshire, England) Ex-footballer. Former Middlesbrough FC and Burnley FC right back. Now youth team coach at Blackpool FC. (THEME) Sudden Death

Parkinson, Michael Born 28 March 1935  (Cudworth, South Yorkshire, England) Jovial Northern TV chat show host. And they all died (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2022 Coffin Fit Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Don't Eat The Figs Down Under the Daisies Dr Shipman's waiting room drunkasaskunk Final Curtain Calls (THEME) CRT to DOA Hearse of the Dead Lived so let's die The Anfield Iron The corpse list The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Walking Dead You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Parkinson, Robin  Born 25 October 1929  (Coventry, England) Died 7 May 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Actor who some might recognise for his appearances in oodles of sitcoms and that slightly stuttering delivery he used to do. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed) (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com Time's-up Team

Parks Jr., Jim  Born 21 October 1931  (Haywards Heath, England) Died 31 May 2022  (Worthing, Sussex, United Kingdom) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Former Sussex & England Cricketer. (THEME) Gone Solo  Time's-up Team

Parsons, Anne  Born in   (exact date unknown) Died 28 March 2022  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Age at death: 64  (read death notice) President of the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. Born c.1960. Yahoo Will Do

Parsons, Estelle Born 20 November 1927  (Marblehead, Massachusetts, USA) American actress who was nominated for an Oscar in 1967 for playing Blanche in 'Bonnie & Clyde'. Also known for playing Roseanne's bisexual mother in the sitcom 'Roseanne'. (THEME) Awarded Oscarites Dirt Nappers

Pärt, Arvo Born 11 September 1935  (Paide, Järva County, Estonia) Estonian classical music composer. (THEME) Musical chairs

Parton, Dolly Born 19 January 1946  (Sevierville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer whose name was used for the first cloned sheep because its genetic material was taken from a mammary gland. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS (THEME) Soundtrack Of Our Lives

Pascual, Camilo Born 20 January 1934  (Havana, Cuba) Baseball player for played for the Washington Senators and other teams. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Pastan, Linda Born 27 May 1932  (New York, New York, USA) American poet. (THEME) Poets Passing

Patel, Priti Born 29 March 1972  (London, United Kingdom) Anti-immigrant home secretary born to immigrant parents, serving duck face on her official portrait (THEME) Wishful Thinking

Patera, Ken Born 6 November 1943  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Former wrestler who straddled both the Sammartino and Hogan eras of the WWF. A major draw in the late 1970s. (THEME) Grappling with Mortality

Paterson, Bill Born 3 June 1945  (Glasgow, UK) Scottish character actor. (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Patrese, Riccardo Born 17 April 1954  (Padua, Italy) Very durable Formula racing driver with six wins (THEME) Formula Fatality

Patrick, Butch Born 2 August 1953  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former child actor, known for playing Eddie Munster in 1960s sitcom 'The Munsters'. (THEME) sid and marty coffin

Patterson, Thunderbolt Born 8 July 1941  (Waterloo, Iowa, United States) American retired professional wrestler who got blacklisted for his promotion of a union Zero Hit's Wishlist

Pattinson, Robert Born 13 May 1986  (London, England) Actor, Cedric Diggory in the 'Harry Potter' films. Now wowing the ladies as Edward Cullen in the 'Twilight' series of vampire films. (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Paul, Logan Born 1 April 1995  (Westlake, Ohio, USA) King of the zoomers, YouTuber and general stain in humanity. Not at All Well

Paul, Ron Born 20 August 1935  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US Libertarian politician and candidate for the Republican nomination for President in 2012. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Pavan, Marisa Born 19 June 1932  (Cagliari, Sardinia, Italy) Italian born actress. Won a Golden Globe for her performance in 'The Rose Tattoo'. Past Picks and Future Picks

Pavelich, Marty Born 6 November 1927  (Salte Ste Marie, Canada) Hockey player who played for the Detroit Red Wings. (THEME) Made In Detroit

Paxman, Jeremy Born 11 May 1950  (Leeds, England) Waspish presenter of 'Newsnight' who famously asked the same question to former Home Secretary Michael Howard 12 times in 1997. Retired from the Newsnight hotseat in June 2014. Error 404s

Payne, Freda Born 19 September 1942  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Singer best known for her 1970 hit single "Band of Gold". (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2 (THEME) Dead Beats (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Payne, Keith Born 30 August 1933  (Ingham, Queensland, Australia) VC holder, who won it during the Vietnam war. Also fought in Korea and Dhofar. (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Payne, Sara Born 1 March 1969  (Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England) Mother of the murdered Sarah Payne and campaigner for the right for people to know where convicted paedophiles live. Born 1969. The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury

Peach, Mary Born 20 October 1934  (Durban, South Africa) BAFTA-nominated film and TV actress. Widow of Hammer horror screenwriter Jimmy Sangster. (THEME) The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Peake, John  Born 26 August 1924  (England) Died 30 March 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) British hockey player who played at the 1948 Olympics, though lost to past deadpooling legend Balbir Singh. (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE

Pearcy, Stephen Born 3 July 1956  (Long Beach, California, USA) Ratt guitarist now dealing with a liver cancer diagnosis that's been going round and round. Ethnic Cleansing Skate Dumpers  Tentoesup (THEME) That’s… Death!

Pearson, Graeme Born 1 April 1950  (Partick, Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish policeman and former MSP. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2022

Peiper, Allan Born 26 August 1960  (Alexandra, Australia) Australian cyclist and team manager Kenny's Entry Southerners Stiffs The B-Team The Living End

Pelé, (footballer)  Born 23 October 1940  (Tres Coracoes, Brazil) Died 29 December 2022  (Sao Paolo, Brazil) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Legendary Brazilian footballer - many say the greatest player ever. It's Grim Up North 2023? – no thank you! I’ll leave before 2022 Exit Draft 2023 aint for thee Amanita virosa ARSE-IN-HOLE BALDY FOREVER Banana's Peel Slippers Bourne to Die Buttsoup  Cancel My Appointments Carkers Convention 2022 Captain Hemlock's Twenty Chelski Pensioners The Love Boat Couldn't Think of a Team Name Crofty's Coffin Crew I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead By Dawn Dead Ringers Dead Wait  Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Down Under Death Merchants  Droller Coaster drunkasaskunk eejit Ethnic Cleansing Skate Dumpers Exu's Exiteers Faster Than A Dead Horse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals The Forest Lawn Jockeys For whom the bell tolls Funeral Furore (THEME) Gimme One Last Score . . . . Go To the Torch! Haben die Spaten From Here to Eternity I'm Sorry For Your Trouble And Now His Watch Is Ended I Told You I Was Ill I told you I was ill 2 It's A Grim World After All I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS Lard Bazaar LL's Pool Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Madonna's Hand Of Bod Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Much Ado About Snuffing Grief Hijackers Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD Only Fools and Corpses Pan Breed Pazuzu United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Plan B from Outer Space A Trophy For Atrophy Pretty Noose Puzlman's Passing Picks Sad News FC Salmon Mousse SAMSONS AND DELILAHS  Shaun of the Dead 69 So Long Farewell Southerners Stiffs (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2022 United Star Dust (THEME) Sudden Death  Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2022 The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to... The Alternative Deathlist The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Crowdsourced Deathlist  Sovereign-Reaper (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE  Funeral Director 2022 The Hair Blair Bunch Pussy No More The Living End The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul  the old lady There's A Shiva In The Park There Goes Another One! :) The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Thomas Jefferson Survives Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die Waiting for the Hearse  Woody's ddp Would I Lie to You At Death? You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper (THEME) YOUREOUT Zipline

Pelosi, Nancy Born 26 March 1940  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Speaker of the House of Representatives from 2007-2011. (THEME) Kennedy Driving School (THEME) MAGA Hit List Much Ado About Snuffing (THEME) Presiding Over Demise

Pember, Ron  Born 11 April 1934  (London, England) Died 8 March 2022  (Essex, Great Britain) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Prolific character actor who retired after having a stroke in 1992. Grobler's Stiff Ones (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

Pence, Mike Born 7 June 1959  (Columbus, Indiana, USA) Vice President of the United States, under President Donald Trump. (THEME) The Right to Die

Pender, John Born 19 November 1963  (Luton, United Kingdom) Irish footballer who captained a Burnley team to promotion twice, now battling ALS Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic

Penn, June Born in Brighton, East Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Astrologer in TV & radio. Born around 1928. Drop Dead Celebration

Pennington, Michael Born 7 June 1943  (Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England) Respected stage actor, writer and director who co-founded the English Shakespeare Company. Rather better known to the hoi polloi as Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod in 'Return Of The Jedi'. (THEME) All these moments will be lost (THEME) Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Penny, Louise Born 1 July 1958  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian author of mystery fiction, most notably the novels featuring Chief Inpector Armand Gamache. (THEME) in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Penrose, Oliver Born 6 June 1929  (Marylebone, London, United Kingdom) British theoretical physicist and professor, brother of science giant Roger Penrose Grobler's Stiff Ones

Penrose, Roger Born 8 August 1931  (Colchester, Essex, England) Mathematician. (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries Dr Shipman's waiting room (THEME) Nobel Notables

Penske, Roger Born 20 February 1937  (Shaker Heights, Ohio, USA) Owner of US motorsports team Team Penske. (THEME) Made In Detroit

Perel, Solomon Born 21 April 1925  (Peine, Germany) Jewish author and motivational speaker who, as a child, escaped the Holocaust by pretending to be an Aryan German. The 1990 movie 'Europa Europa' was based on this. Alternative Observations 2022

Perez, George  Born 9 June 1954  (New York, New York, USA) Died 6 May 2022  (Sanford, Florida, USA) Age at death: 67  (read death notice) Comic book cartoonist with both Marvel ('The Avengers') and DC ('The New Teen Titans', 'Wonder Woman'). 2023? – no thank you! I’ll leave before Banana's Peel Slippers The Love Boat Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath? Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Droller Coaster drunkasaskunk  Evil Grimace Fade to Black David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Bucket Of Blood Going Underground Haben die Spaten And Now His Watch Is Ended It's A Grim World After All I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn LL's Pool Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Pan Breed Pazuzu United  Plan B from Outer Space Pretty Noose Prophet's Prophecy Salmon Mousse Shovelful of Dirt Smart Beta Southerners Stiffs Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order  The Choir Invisibule  Sovereign-Reaper The Hair Blair Bunch The Living End The Master of Unlocking There is no spoon The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Sound of the Underground This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Tom's Chainsaw Massacre Very Ill Turned Very Dead  Where's My Damn List?  Windsor the Troll Would I Lie to You At Death?

Perhacs, Linda Born 1 December 1943  (Mill Valley, California, USA) American folk singer whose 1970 album "Parallelograms" was rediscovered as a lost classic upon its reissue in the late 1990s. Zero Hit's Wishlist

Perkins, Useni Eugene Born 13 September 1932  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American poet whose poem "Hey Black Child" is well known to African American households. (THEME) Poets Passing

Pernaut, Jean-Pierre  Born 8 April 1950  (Amiens, France) Died 2 March 2022  (Paris, France) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) news reader and broadcaster on French television, currently in a race to the grave against George Alagiah The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Peron, Isabel Born 4 February 1931  (La Rioja, Argentina) Third wife of Juan, former President of Argentina & Isabel herself was President between 1974 & 1976. Champion Funeral Home Dead as a Doornail 2 Dead Is Dead (THEME) Dead Leaders The End of the World As We Know It (THEME) First Lady's First

Perrett, Peter Born 8 April 1952  (Camberwell, London, United Kingdom) English musician and the frontman and main creative force of rock band the Only Ones (THEME) Punk is Dead

Perrine, Valerie Born 3 September 1943  (Houston, Texas, USA) Actress, particularly successful in the 1970s. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Not at All Well (THEME) Sad Last Days She's a Goner

Perry, Joe Born 10 September 1950  (Lawrence, Massachusetts, USA) Guitarist and sometime vocalist with rockers Aerosmith. (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Perry, Matthew Born 19 August 1969  (Williamstown, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, best known as Chandler from 'Friends'. Kardashians Gone Wild The Honey Trap (THEME) The One Where Everyone Dies

Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Born 16 December 1962  (Aiken, South Carolina, USA) Hulking defensive lineman for the Chicago Bears American football team that won the Super Bowl in 1986. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Francis of Arse-Easy 2022 (THEME) Gimme One Last Score . . . . Would I Lie to You At Death?

Persoff, Nehemiah  Born 2 August 1919  (Jerusalem, Palestine Mandate (now Israel)) Died 5 April 2022  (San Luis Obispo, California, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Palestine-born American character actor. Blue Wings Bucket Kickers 79 Down Under Death Merchants (THEME) Gray Panthers Zombie Dance Party  Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour (THEME) Old As Dirt  Prowlers Goners

Pesci, Joe Born 9 February 1943  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Short Italian-American character actor who is always on hand when a film script calls for a short Italian-American character. Which, indeed, many have done, including 'Raging Bull', 'Goodfellas' and 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York'. A Bunch Of Punts Dead Wait

Petchey, Jack Born 19 July 1925  (London, England) Businessman and philanthropist, married a woman 24 years his junior in February 2016. Dead And Dusted 1

Peters, Mike Born 25 February 1959  (Prestatyn, Wales) Lead singer of The Alarm. (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS

Peterson, Jordan Born 12 June 1962  (Edmonton, Canada) Canadian psychologist and prominent public intellectual for his anti-political correctness campaign (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Pettifer, Julian Born 21 July 1935  (Malmesbury, Wiltshire, United Kingdom) British TV host and announcer, and also former President of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds - kill your cats! (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME - YOUR STARTER FOR TEN...

Pettit, Bob Born 12 December 1932  (Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA) Retired basketball player. Played for the Milwaukee Hawks/St. Louis Hawks from 1954-65. (THEME) Gimme One Last Score . . . .

Petty, Richard Born 2 July 1937  (Level Cross, North Carolina, USA) NASCAR driver, winner of the Daytona 500 a record 7 times amongst other achievements. Dirt Nappers Team 2022

Peyton, K. M. Born 2 August 1929  (Birmingham, England) Winner of the 1969 Carnegie medal for her children's book 'Flambards' which was made into a TV series in 1979. Made an MBE in 2014. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food BROWN BANANAS

Phelan, Vicky  Born in Limerick, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Died 14 November 2022  (Limerick, Ireland) Age at death: 48  (read death notice) Cancer awareness campaigner, born c.1975. Banana's Peel Slippers The Love Boat Dead Ends Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Expiry Date 2022 Finbarr Returns from the Dead David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Old People Smell Of Piss Once You Go Black Pan Breed People I Think Might Die In 2022 United SeasideEssexXile Smart Beta Heading Nowhere (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn  The Sound of the Underground Tom's Chainsaw Massacre

Phillips, Leighton Born 25 September 1949  (Neath, UK) Earned 58 caps for Wales during the 1970s and also won the 1977 League Cup with Aston Villa. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Phillips, Leslie  Born 20 April 1924  (Tottenham, London, England) Died 7 November 2022  (London, United Kingdom) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Comic actor who inherited the 'Doctor in...' role from Dirk Bogarde and appeared in a number of the 'Carry on...' films. Apparently he also plays the voice of "The Sorting Hat" in the 'Harry Potter' movies, whatever that means. It's Grim Up North 2023 aint for thee Ah, the ol’ team Bladerunner Blue Wings  Worm Fodder BROWN BANANAS Chelski Pensioners c. a. daver Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff (THEME) Comedy Cremations Couldn't Think of a Team Name Dai YaB'stards Dead By Dawn Deader than a Dead Thing Deadies 8 Dead Ringers Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Don't Eat The Figs Down Under Death Merchants Drop Dead Celebration Exu's Exiteers Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Final Curtain Calls  The Forest Lawn Jockeys Francis of Arse-Easy 2022 GUBernatorial Selection Guild of Master Reapers Hearse of the Dead Heaven Can't Wait Heaven or Hell? I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I told you I was ill 2 It's A Grim World After All VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Jumptheshark V 13.0 (now living in Derby) Just Fast away They're Loving Angels Instead Lidders Late Lamentables Madonna's Hand Of Bod Mass Hole Cemetery Min Reaper Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Mortem Omnibus Much Ado About Snuffing Grief Hijackers Old People Smell Of Piss (THEME) Pazuzu XP Permanent Kip Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pool Ghoul Prowlers Goners Pull my finger Quite Unwell Illustrious Mortals SAMSONS AND DELILAHS Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Simply Dead So Long Farewell Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team 2022  Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Crowdsourced Deathlist Funeral Director 2022 the old lady There is no spoon The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Tragic, our Maurice! Two Coins & A Punt Windsor the Troll You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! Zipline

Phillips, Michelle Born 4 June 1944  (Long Beach, California, USA) Musician and actress, co-founder of the popular hippie combo, The Mamas and The Papas. A Bunch Of Punts (THEME) Last ones! (THEME) The Survivors

Phillips, Siân Born 14 May 1933  (Betws, Carmathenshire, Wales) Veteran British actress of stage, screen & TV. Bourne to Die (THEME) There is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it) (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Philpott, Mick Born in   (exact date unknown) Notorious multi-fathering benefit scrounger, jailed in 2013 for the manslaughter of half his brood when a plot to discredit his mistress ended in tragedy. Born 1956. (THEME) Old Lags and Old Slags

Pickett, Cindy Born 18 April 1947  (Sand Springs, Oklahoma, USA) American soap actress (THEME) Saints Elsewhere

Pickles, Christina Born 17 February 1935  (Halifax, UK) Played Judy Geller, the mother of Monica and Ross, on Friends, among numerous other roles. (THEME) Saints Elsewhere (THEME) The One Where Everyone Dies

Pickles, Eric Born 20 April 1952  (Keighley, Yorkshire, England) Bumptious Conservative cabinet minister. (THEME) A Death Good Enough to Eat

Pickles, Vivian Born 21 October 1931  (London, UK) English actress who memorably played Harold's mother in "Harold and Maude". Death Is International

Picone, Vito Born 20 March 1941  (Staten Island, New York, USA) 50s doo-wopper with the Elegants whose nursery-rhyme-inspired "Little Star" was one of the rock era's earliest US one-hit wonders. Befitting his mobster-sounding name, he later cameoed in 'Goodfellas' and 'The Sopranos'. (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Pienkowski, Jan  Born 8 August 1936  (Warsaw, Poland) Died 19 February 2022  (London, United Kingdom) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Polish-British author of children's books (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Pieters, Amy Born 1 June 1991  (Haarlem, Netherlands) Dutch road and track cyclist, sadly in a coma at the turn of the year after an accident Darling Did You Forget to Take A Breath? Expiry Date 2022 Going Green  The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2022

Pietrangeli, Nicola Born 11 September 1933  (Tunis, Tunisia) Retired Italian tennis player. Twice winner of the French Open. Most Unique Picks 2022

Piggott, Lester  Born 5 November 1935  (Wantage, Berkshire, England) Died 29 May 2022  (Switzerland) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Unusually tall (5'8") jockey, nine times winner of the Epsom Derby, who was often lampooned for his odd speech impediment, and did time for tax evasion. BANGELS Bourne to Die Dead And Dusted Death Can Be Funny For whom the bell tolls (THEME) Gimme One Last Score . . . . Oscar The Beast Fucked n' Dumped SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Pile, Chris Born 4 April 1967  (Huyton, UK) Former Liverpool reserve goalie, was on the bench when the Heysel Tragedy took place. (THEME) Welcome To HeysHell

Pileggi, Mitch Born 5 April 1952  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Actor, best known as Skinner in 'The X-Files'. William Hague's Special Friend

Pileggi, Nicholas Born 22 February 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) American author, wrote Wiseguy and the script for the film it developed into: Goodfellas. Ground Floor of the Bungalow

Pill, Malcolm Born 11 March 1938  () Former Lord Justice of Appeal. (THEME) The Politicorpses

Pinal, Silvia Born 12 September 1931  (Guaymas, Sonora, Mexico) Mexican film actress. (THEME) American As Apple Pie (THEME) Pazuzu XP

Pinkel, Gary Born 27 April 1952  (Akron, Ohio, USA) American football college coach just introduced into their Hall of Fame (THEME) Gimme One Last Score . . . .

Pinsent, Gordon Born 12 July 1930  (Grand Falls, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada) Canadian actor. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Piquet, Nelson Born 17 August 1952  (Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) Three-time winner of the Formula One world championship. He didn't like the rising star of Ayrton Senna though (THEME) Formula Fatality

Pistorius, Oscar Born 22 November 1986  (Sandton, South Africa) Multiple paralympic champion and icon. Accused of murdering his girlfriend who was shot dead at his home on Valentine's Day 2013. 2022 Exit Draft (THEME) Old Lags and Old Slags

Pitman, Bill  Born 12 February 1920  (Belleville, New Jersey, USA) Died 11 August 2022  (La Quinta, California, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) One of the all-time great session musicians, responsible for everything from the ukulele on "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" to Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night". pedro's catacomb ensemble

Pitoi, Falesa Born in Tuvalu  (exact date unknown) Dentist-turned Tuvalu politician. (THEME) Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Pizzuto Jr., Gerald Born 11 January 1956  (United States) US murderer on death row, trying to get out of prison for years because of health issues. Will not score if executed. Yahoo Will Do Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Plant, Robert Born 20 August 1948  (West Bromwich, West Midlands, England) Pop singer, either as a solo artist, or as lead singer of Led Zeppelin. (THEME) Body with No Arms No Legs Floating in Ocean

Player, Gary Born 1 November 1935  (Johannesburg, South Africa) South African golfer, regarded as one of the best ever (THEME) In The Hole!

Playfair, Wendy Born 28 August 1926  (Woolahra, New South Wales, Australia) Australian character actress with one of her best-remembered roles in 'Prisoner: Cell Block H'. People Who Could Die 2022

Pleasence, Angela Born 30 September 1941  (Chapeltown, Sheffield, United Kingdom) British actress, mainly on TV during the 70s and 80s, daughter of Donald Pleasance (THEME) Lost of the Lost

Pleitgen, Fritz Born 21 March 1938  (Duisburg, Germany) German TV journalist. Died in September but did not recieve a qualifying obituary for this game. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Plowright, Joan Born 28 October 1929  (Brigg, Lincolnshire, England) Highly regarded actress, widow of Lawrence Olivier. c. a. daver (THEME) Decomposing Blubber (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts (THEME) There is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it)

Plumb, Henry  Born 27 March 1925  (Warwickshire, England) Died 15 April 2022  () Age at death: 97  (read death notice) British peer and NFU leader. (THEME) Presiding Over Demise

Pointer, Anita  Born 23 January 1948  (Oakland, California, USA) Died 31 December 2022  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) American singer-songwriter with sister singing group The Pointer Sisters (THEME) That’s… Death! Touch of Grey

Pointer, Priscilla Born 18 May 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) Veteran Hollywood actress. Lard Bazaar Living in a Box (THEME) Syndication Zombies

Poitier, Sidney  Born 20 February 1927  (Miami, Florida, USA) Died 6 January 2022  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Black actor who grew up in the Bahamas as the son of a "dirt farmer", according to IMDb, though what one of those is, is anyone's guess. Anyway, he emigrated to the US and went on to become a leading movie star of the 1950s and '60s, taking lead roles in (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT (THEME) Awarded Oscarites BALDY FOREVER Couldn't Think of a Team Name Dead And Dusted 1 Deadpool Surprise Death Nebula 3000 Down Under Death Merchants Drop Dead Celebration Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Feng Shui Pig Final Curtain Calls Grim McGraw Heaven Can't Wait VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Mr & Mrs Drummerboy No One Gets Out Of Here Alive Permanent Kip Pool Ghoul Poppin’ Clogs Soylent Green Is You Swimming in the Death Pool Team 2022 (THEME) That’s… Death! The Crowdsourced Deathlist Who Turned out the lights? You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Polanski, Roman Born 18 August 1933  (Paris, France) Movie director, with a rather torrid personal life, which has included underage sexual intercourse (which means he is still banned from the US), surviving the Holocaust & finding out his wife, Sharon Tate had been brutally murdered by the Manson Family. (THEME) A Brush (or more) with the Law A Bunch Of Punts And they all died Bucket Kickers 79 No Weddings and Twenty Funerals Noz4news Pearly Gates Song to the Siren (THEME) Space Wasters (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Polnareff, Michel Born 3 July 1944  (Nerac, Lot-et-Garonne, France) Frizzy-haired singer-songwriter highly popular in his native France. (THEME) Soundtrack Of Our Lives

Poniatowska, Elena Born 19 May 1932  (Paris, France) French-Mexican journalist and writer, regarded as one of Mexico's most important intellectuals. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Pool, Steve Born 5 November 1953  (USA) Seattle-based weatherman. (THEME) Schaferknackered

Poots, Edwin Born 27 May 1965  (Lisburn, Northern Ireland) Northern Irish politician with an amusing surname. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Pop, Iggy Born 21 April 1947  (Muskegon, Michigan, USA) Former front man of The Stooges and online insurance salesman, but also successful as a solo artist. Born James Jewell Osterberg, Jr., he got his nickname from another of his old bands, The Iguanas. Celebrated for being a pioneer of stage-diving and cro (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky

Porter, Shirley Born 29 November 1930  (London, England) Leader of Westminster council in the 1980s before being exposed for "gerrymandering" votes in by shifting Labour voters out of marginal wards hrough various property-based schemes. (THEME) There is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it)

Portuondo, Omara Born 29 October 1930  (Havana, Cuba) Bolero singer, a long-time star in Cuba and involved with the Buena Vista Social Club since 1996. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Poundstone, Paula Born 29 December 1959  (Huntsville, Alabama, USA) US stand-up comedian, showhost, and commentator Song to the Siren

Pountney, Dave Born 12 October 1939  (Baschurch, UK) Former Aston Villa, Chester and Shrewsbury wing-half. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Powers, Stephanie Born 2 November 1942  (Hollywood, California, USA) Movie and theatre actress who achieved lasting fame on TV as the female 50% of "Hart to Hart". (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT

Prentiss, Paula Born 4 March 1938  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Actress – Catch-22, Stepford Wives. People Who Could Die 2022 (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Prescott, John Born 31 May 1938  (Prestatyn, Wales) Gaffe-prone, yokel-punching, croquet-playing, cocktail stick-waggling, senior Labour politician, deputy Prime Minister from 1997-2007. VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Madonna's Hand Of Bod (THEME) No More Expenses

Presle, Micheline Born 22 August 1922  (Paris, France) French film actress. Death Is International (THEME) Europe's Covid Omicron Onslaught Just Yvonne (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Presley, Priscilla Born 24 May 1945  (New York City, New York, USA) Former wife of Elvis Presley, turned Graceland into a tourist destination. Oh and she's a Scientologist.. (THEME) Sad Last Days

Pressler, Larry Born 29 March 1942  (Humboldt, South Dakota, USA) Ex senator from South Dakota now with a touch of pancreatic cancer. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep Day in the Death Droller Coaster Bucket Of Blood Pan Breed Pazuzu United Salmon Mousse Smart Beta Stiff as a Board 2  Heading Nowhere The End of the World As We Know It Yahoo Will Do the old lady The Sound of the Underground Thomas Jefferson Survives

Pressler, Menahem Born 16 December 1923  (Magdeburg, Germany) German-born Israeli-American pianist and a founding member of the Beaux Arts Trio. Dead And Dusted 1

Price, Alan Born 19 April 1942  (Fatfield, England) Original keyboardist for The Animals, as well as the composer of the 'Andy Capp' TV series' theme tune. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Price, Amy Born 17 October 1952  () Mother of tit model Katie. Deadies 8 Dead Wait Death Can Be Funny Finbarr Returns from the Dead Francis of Arse-Easy 2022 Going Underground Ground Floor of the Bungalow And Now His Watch Is Ended Neither There Nor Thereabouts People I Think Might Die In 2022 United Spoonful of Sugar The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Choir Invisibule

Price, Cornelius Born in Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish gang leader now before court and in a coma, born 1982 Banana's Bruises Fade to Black The Living End

Price, Harvey Born 27 May 2002  (England) Katie Price’s son, reality TV personality and an icky pick even with the FFBI bar. The corpse list

Price, Katie "Jordan" Born 22 May 1978  (Newport, Wales) Surgically-enhanced "glamour" model and general waste of space Z-list "celebrity". Recently split from Peter Andre, as if we care. Bri's Babes Heaven Can't Wait Much Ado About Snuffing The corpse list

Price, Kelly Born 4 April 1973  (New York City, New York, USA) American R&B and gospel singer who lent her voice to several rap hits, had heavy COVID in late 2021 Dead as a Doornail 2

Price, Leontyne Born 10 February 1927  (Laurel, Mississippi, USA) Soprano opera singer. First African-American to become a prima donna at the Metropolitan Opera. Pearly Gates (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Priest, Christopher Born 14 July 1943  (Cheadle, Cheshire, England) British sci-fi novelist whose works are heavily influenced by H. G. Wells. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Priest, Pat Born 15 August 1936  (Bountiful, Utah, USA) Marilyn Munster in 'The Munsters'. (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Prime, Geoffrey Born 21 February 1938  (place of birth unknown) Former British spy, convicted in 1982 for espionage and child abuse and was released in 2001. (THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers

Pritchard, Frank Born 3 November 1983  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Rugby player. Also known as "Frank the Tank", might as well be if you're a rugby player named Frank... Banana's Bruises Pity da Foolz

Procter, Peter Born 16 January 1930  (Bradford, West Yorkshire, England) British former cycling champion, rally driver and racing driver. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Prokop, Matthew Born 29 July 1990  (Victoria, Texas, USA) Disney movie actor, most notably in 'High School Musical 3'. Career is on seemingly permanent hiatus after he was discovered to be a big fan of punching girlfriends in the face. Kardashians Gone Wild

Protopopov, Oleg Born 16 June 1932  (St .Petersburg, Russia) Figure skater, gold medal winner in the 1964 & 1968 Olympics. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Proulx, Annie Born 22 August 1935  (Norwich, Connecticut, USA) Pulitzer-winning novelist who wrote the source materials for both 'The Shipping News' and 'Brokeback Mountain'. So Long Farewell

Pryce, Jonathan Born 1 June 1947  (Holywell, Flintshire, Wales) Highly rated actor probably still best recognised as the hapless Sam Lowry in Terry Gilliam's 1985 cult classic 'Brazil'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Puckett, Gary Born 17 October 1942  (Hibbing, Minnesota, USA) Of Union Gap fame. Despite more hits in his native US, his band only topped the charts in the UK, with the oft-misinterpreted "Young Girl". Pearly Gates

Pullman, Philip Born 19 October 1946  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) Author, notable for the His Dark Materials Trilogy. Stone Dead Cert

Pulver, Liselotte Born 11 October 1929  (Bern, Switzerland) Swiss actress who made her mark in German cinema in the 1960s. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Pump, Lil Born 17 August 2000  (Miami, Florida, USA) You know the modern-day rap score: braids, face tattoos, depression, prison sentences. Banned from entering Denmark. Kardashians Gone Wild (THEME) Thats a Rap

Pursey, Jimmy Born 9 February 1955  (Hersham, Surrey, England) Punk musician with Sham 69. (THEME) Punk is Dead

Purves, Peter Born 10 February 1939  (New Longton, United States) English television presenter and Doctor Who stalwart AbraCadaver (THEME) CRT to DOA The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2022

Putin, Vladimir Born 7 October 1952  (Leningrad (now St Petersburg again), Russia) President of Russia, former head of the FSB (the federal security services), and before that a KGB agent in East Germany. A big fan of sambo (a Russian martial art), he was Leningrad sambo champion on a number of occasions. NoSoup4U!

Putski, Ivan Born 21 January 1941  (Krakow, Poland) Popular WWF wrestler during the 1970s.Arch nemesis of DDP fiend Superstar Billy Graham. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Putyrsky, Kirill Born 1 October 1928  (Leningrad, USSR) Russian rower who represented his country in the coxed four at the European Championships (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE

Pynchon, Thomas Born 8 May 1937  (Glen Cove, New York, USA) Extremely reclusive author. In fact, the only times his voice has ever been broadcast is via three episodes of 'The Simpsons'. I told you I was ill 2 Moldy Oldies

Pyne, Natasha Born 9 July 1946  (Crawley, UK) Character actress, perhaps best known as one of the daughters in Patrick Cargill vehicle "Father, Dear Father". Trojan Hearse

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