Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2022: B

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B., Cardi Born 11 October 1992  (New York City, New York, USA) Former stripper who parlayed social media fame into a career as the leading female rapper of her generation. Threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj. (THEME) Thats a Rap

Babangida, Ibrahim Born 17 August 1941  (Minna, Niger State, Nigeria) Military dictator of Nigeria from 1985-1993. Ground Floor of the Bungalow

Babbitt, Bruce Born 27 June 1938  (Flagstaff, Arizona, USA) Governor of Arizona from 1978 to 1987. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Babcock, Barbara Born 27 February 1937  (Fort Riley, Kansas, USA) Retired American actress, won an Emmy for her work in "Hill Street Blues" and later popped up on "Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman". (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs Deadies 8 (THEME) Syndication Zombies

Baby, Da Born 22 December 1991  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Real Name Jonathan Lyndale Kirk, rapper on the top of his game as of right now (THEME) Thats a Rap

Bacharach, Burt Born 12 May 1928  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Legendary songwriter and pianist. Has written over 70 U.S. Top 40 hit singles for artists such as Dionne Warwick, Dusty Springfield and Aretha Franklin. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE Blue Wings (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Death Becomes Them Ding Dong Da Celeb is Dead Dr Shipman's waiting room (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky Zombie Dance Party Heaven Can't Wait I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Last Gasp Saloon Mortem Omnibus (THEME) Snort the Ashes Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers Touch of Grey

Badalamenti, Angelo  Born 22 March 1937  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 11 December 2022  (Lincoln Park, New Jersey, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) US composer best known for his work with film director David Lynch. Blueberry Crumble

Baer, Jr., Max Born 4 December 1937  (Oakland, California, USA) Actor, best known as Jethro in the 1960s fish-out-of-water comedy series 'The Beverly Hillbillies'. Death Can Be Funny (THEME) Laughter Kills (THEME) The Survivors (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Baez, Joan Born 9 January 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Folk singer, recognised for her collaborations with Bob Dylan. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Bailey, G. W. Born 27 August 1944  (Port Arthur, Texas, USA) Actor, who, no matter what else he does, will be forever known as Captain Thaddeus Harris in the 'Police Academy' series. (THEME) Saints Elsewhere

Bain, Barbara Born 13 September 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actress and ex-wife of 'Mission:Impossible' and 'Space 1999' star Martin Landau, with whom she appeared with. (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs Death Becomes Them Prowlers Goners (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Bairnson, Ian Born 3 August 1953  (Lerwick, Scotland) Scottish musician, previously a member of The Alan Parsons Project and Pilot. (THEME) #1 Hits

Bajcsy, Ruzena Born 28 May 1933  (Bratislava, Czechoslovakia) Professor of Robotics at the University of California, Berkeley, USA (THEME) Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Baker, Anne Born 14 May 1914  () Writer of numerous historical biographies in addition to 50 years of volunteer work. Which is only one-half of her life, to be honest. Deadies 8 (THEME) Gray Panthers Weakend at Bernies (THEME) Old As Dirt (THEME) One Century Is Enough, Madam! (THEME) Reelin' In the Years

Baker, Carroll Born 28 May 1931  (Johnstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Blonde bombshell actress in the 1950s in Hollywood before moving to Europe in the 1960s to be a horror star. (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT (THEME) Breast in Peace GOODBYLADIES (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Baker, Colin Born 8 June 1943  (London, England) Actor who played the sixth 'Doctor Who' from 1984-86. (THEME) Dr Who's Next  Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock Funeral Director 2022

Baker, James Born 28 April 1930  (Houston, Texas) Former US Secretary of State. (THEME) Cashier Number 91 please! (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou... Stiff as a Board 2

Baker, Janet Born 21 August 1933  (Hatfield, South Yorkshire, England) English mezzo-soprano. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Baker, Kenneth Born 3 November 1934  (Newport, Wales) Former Tory MP and Home Secretary. To teachers and school kids, his main legacy is "Baker days", which allow them an extra day off school. To everyone else, he's best remembered as his caricature of a snail in the satirical TV show 'Spitting Image'. (THEME) No More Expenses (THEME) The Politicorpses

Baker, Steve Born 6 June 1971  (St. Austell, United Kingdom) Conservative politician and ideologue, occasionally acting as the BoJo Whisperer (THEME) Wishful Thinking

Baker, Tom Born 20 January 1934  (Liverpool, England) Actor who played Doctor Who from 1974-81. More recently known for his deadpan voiceovers on 'Little Britain'. A Bunch Of Punts BALDY FOREVER Worm Fodder Better Off Dead (THEME) Dr Who's Next Hangman's XX  ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD Prowlers Goners Stop The Steal (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock  Funeral Director 2022 (THEME) Time Travellers, Astronauts and Spies

Baker (dutch), George Born 8 December 1944  (Hoorn, Netherlands) Dutch singer and songwriter, scored two international hits in the 1970s, "Paloma Blanca" and "Little Green Bag" Waiting for the Hearse

Bakewell, Joan Born 16 April 1933  (Stockport, England) Television presenter, newsreader and interviewer. The original thinking man's crumpet. Had a long affair with the late playwright Harold Pinter. (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2022 (THEME) CRT to DOA

Bakker, Jim Born 2 January 1940  (Muskegon, Michigan, USA) Televangelist, ex-husband of Tammy Faye, who was brought down by fraud, tax evasion, racketeering and sex scandals. Despite this, he still preaches on his own TV show. 10/10 for persistence. (THEME) Space Wasters

Bakshi, Ralph Born 29 October 1938  (Haifa, British Protectorate of Palestine) American director, resposible for the animated 1978 version of "Lord of the Rings" Unusual Suspects

Bakula, Scott Born 9 October 1954  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Long-time US TV actor, still best remembered as Dr Sam Beckett in "Quantum Leap". Will he be taking… the leap home this year? (THEME) Gone Solo

Balaban, Judy Born 13 October 1932  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American author and minor actress, more notable as friend, biographer and bridesmaid of Grace Kelly Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Baldwin, Alec Born 3 April 1958  (Massapequa, Long Island, New York, USA) Hollywood actor, whose breakthrough year was 1988, when he starred in no fewer than 5 films. Went on to appear in 'The Hunt For Red October', 'Glengarry Glen Ross' and 'Mercury Rising' among others, and was married to Kim Basinger for 8 years. His broth 5 Feet and 1 to Go Dead as a Doornail 2 SAMSONS AND DELILAHS Say Hi to Uncle George

Baldwin, Daniel Born 5 October 1960  (Massapequa, New York, USA) Alec's Brother & a noted actor himself. In recent years, his off-film activities have been more in the news than his acting abilities. (THEME) Unpersons

Bale, Christian Born 30 January 1974  (Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Eccentric actor and star of the Batman films. (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock

Ball, Krystal Born 24 November 1981  (King George County, Virginia, USA) American political pundit and journalist, first classic Bernie Sis, now just anti-Democratic Party (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Ball, Michael Born 27 June 1962  (Bromsgrove, UK) Twinkly eyed housewives' favourite, king of middle-of-the-road musical theatre. Doodler Julia

Ball, Vincent Born 4 December 1923  (Wee Waa, New South Wales, Australia) Australian character actor. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Bammam, Gerry Born 18 September 1941  (Independence, Kansas, USA) Actor best known as Uncle Frank in the 'Home Alone' film series. Guild of Master Reapers

Banda, Rupiah  Born 19 February 1937  (Miko, Southern Rhodesia) Died 11 March 2022  (Lusaka, Zambia) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) President of Zambia from 2008 to 2011 (THEME) Hell to the Chief

Bangguo, Wu Born 12 July 1941  (Guizhou, China) Chinese politician constantly asked about his sex life. (THEME) Presiding Over Demise

Banks, Lynne Reid Born 31 July 1929  (London, England) British writer of both children's and adult novels her works include 'The Indian in the Cupboard' & 'The L-shaped Room'. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Banner, Tommy Born in Penicuik, Midlothian, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Longest-serving member of the British Scrumpy band "The Wurzels" (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Bapu, Asaram Born 17 April 1941  (Sanghar, Pakistan) Indian guru also simply known as Asaram, has all the allegations of corruption and sexual abuse that you'd expect Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Barba, Ben Born 13 June 1989  (Darwin, Australia) Rugby Union back for RC Toulonnais. 2022 Exit Draft

Barber, Tony Born 28 March 1940  (Oldham, England) Australian host of "Sale of the Century" and "Wheel of Fortune". (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right

Barbour, Hamish Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) TV documentary producer who also happens to be married to broadcaster Muriel Gray. Dead Ends

Bardot, Brigitte Born 28 September 1934  (Paris, France) French actress, sex symbol, model and animal rights activist. A Bunch Of Punts (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE (THEME) Breast in Peace Error 404s I Couldn't Eat Another Bite No Weddings and Twenty Funerals  Prowlers Goners SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS So Long Farewell Stiffer Steaks Women's Deaths Matter Too

Bardot, Mijanou Born 5 May 1938  (Paris, France) French actress, Sex Kittens Go To College. People Who Could Die 2022

Bare, Bobby Born 7 April 1935  (Ironton, Ohio, USA) Country music singer. (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS

Barger, Sonny  Born 8 October 1938  (Modesto, California, USA) Died 29 June 2022  (Livermore, California, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Founder member of the notorious Oakland chapter of the Hells Angels. Also has a sideline in acting in motorcycle-based TV. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Barkan, Ady Born 18 December 1983  () US health-care activist who uses his ALS-diagnosis to full effect 2023? – no thank you! I’ll leave before A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Captain Hemlock's Twenty DDP Tofoa Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead GUN Fishing Jellydead Once You Go Black A Trophy For Atrophy  Quite Unwell Illustrious Mortals Swimming in the Death Pool  Heading Nowhere The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to... The Master of Unlocking There is no spoon The Walking Dead Tom's Chainsaw Massacre

Barker, Bob Born 12 December 1923  (Darrington, Washington, USA) Presenter of the US version of 'The Price is Right' for 35 years until he retired in 2007 after suffering ill health. 5 Feet and 1 to Go ARSE-IN-HOLE Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers BLIMEY! (THEME) Body with No Arms No Legs Floating in Ocean  Carkers Convention 2022 Covid '22: Electric Boogaloo I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Ding Dong Da Celeb is Dead Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right (THEME) CRT to DOA  Going Green Go To the Torch! Grim McGraw GUBernatorial Selection Guild of Master Reapers Heads in a Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hearse of the Dead It's A Grim World After All Jellydead Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam JoeRam John Key's List Jumptheshark V 13.0 (now living in Derby) Just Yvonne LL's Pool Weakend at Bernies Mass Hole Cemetery Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Pity da Foolz Pool Ghoul  Prophet's Prophecy Prowlers Goners Puzlman's Passing Picks Sad News FC  Say Hi to Uncle George Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots (THEME) Syndication Zombies Tentoesup The Crowdsourced Deathlist Pussy No More the old lady Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Wayne Manor  Windsor the Troll Wot The Deuce Zipline

Barker, Clive Born 5 October 1952  (Liverpool, England) Acclaimed horror writer whose health has been out of his own novels of late. Dead and Deader IV: No, no, no, no, no, (…) There's No Living!

Barker, Travis Born 14 November 1975  (Fontana, California, USA) Drummer with punk-pop band Blink-182. (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Barlow, Thelma Born 19 June 1929  (Middlesbrough, England) Televison actress, still best known as the dithering Mavis Wilton in 'Coronation Street' despite leaving the soap in 1997. Coffin Fit (THEME) Slippery Soap

Barney, Simon Date and place of birth unknown Reality TV ex. Born 1964. COMPOST CORNER

Barnwell, John Born 24 December 1938  (Newcastle upon Tyne, UK) Former football manager, won the League Cup with Wolves in 1980. Was also in the dugout the first time SpadeCooley watched a Northampton Town match. (THEME) Managing To Survive

Baron, Lynda  Born 24 March 1939  (Urmston, Lancashire, England) Died 5 March 2022  (Great Britain) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Voluptuous actress forever known as nurse G-G-Gladys Emmanuel in 'Open All Hours'. (THEME) Breast in Peace drunkasaskunk (THEME) Not Going in a Black Cab

Barr, Bill Born 23 May 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Donald Trump's suspect attorney general who looked at the Abyss and then turned away (THEME) The Right to Die

Barratt, Michael  Born 3 January 1928  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Died 10 July 2022  (Berkshire, United Kingdom) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) 'Nationwide' presenter for many, many years on TV. Lidders Late Lamentables

Barrett, John Born 17 April 1931  (Mill Hill, London, England) Tennis player and TV commentator. (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE

Barrie, Amanda Born 14 September 1935  (Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire,England) Actress. Was Alma Sedgewick in Coronation Street. (THEME) Breast in Peace (THEME) Unpersons Well Done If You Got These at Home

Barrie, Barbara Born 23 May 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actress and author. (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs

Barrie, J. J. Born 7 July 1933  (Oshawa, Ontario, Canada) Born Barry Authors. Country music singer, best known for his sentimental 1976 UK-chart topper 'No Charge'. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Barry, Margaret Stuart Born 7 December 1927  (Richmond, UK) Children's author behind the much-loved "Simon and the Witch" series. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Barrymore, Drew Born 22 February 1975  (Culver City, California, USA) Actress who has made a successful transition from child star (in E.T.) to grown up star. Entered rehab aged 13. (THEME) Saving Private Steven

Barrymore, Michael Born 4 May 1952  (Bermondsey, London, England) Entertainer and game show host, born Kiernan Michael Parker. In March 2001, an unfortunate incident involving a dead homosexual in his swimming pool wrecked his career and made some DDPers feel that suicide may be on the cards. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME - YOUR STARTER FOR TEN... Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff (THEME) Old Lags and Old Slags

Barstow, Josephine Born 27 September 1940  (Sheffield, UK) Opera singer who, in her role as Salome, became probably the only Dame of the British Empire to appear onstage wearing nothing but a G-string. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Bartholomew I of Constantinople, Patriarch Born 29 February 1940  (Imbros, Turkey) Archbishop and Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople since 1991. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Bartlett, Bonnie Born 20 June 1929  (Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, USA) American actress, mainly know for her role as Ellen Craig on St. Elsewhere (THEME) Saints Elsewhere

Bartlett, Roscoe Born 3 June 1926  (Moorland, Kentucky, USA) US representative for Maryland 1993-2013 Stiff as a Board 2

Bashir, Martin Born 19 January 1963  (London, England) Slimy, arrogant television journalist, best remembered for his Panorama interview with Princess Diana in 1995. BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE Stop The Steal

Bass, Jules  Born 16 September 1935  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 25 October 2022  (Rye, New York, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) US film producer in frequent collaboration with Arthur Rankin Jr. (THEME) Last Christmas

Bassey, Shirley Born 8 January 1937  (Cardiff, Wales) Singer who had several hits in the 1950s and '60s, as well as singing the theme tunes to 3 James Bond films. Had a minor comeback in the late '90s as an ironic cult heroine. (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey  (THEME) Soundtrack Of Our Lives (THEME) That’ll Be The Day … That I Die (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall (THEME) There is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it)

Bates, Ken Born 4 December 1931  (Ealing, London, England) Outspoken football chairman, formerly of Chelsea, now with Leeds United. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Coffin Fit

Bauer, Cate Born 27 August 1922  (London, England) Actress who voiced the character of Perdita in 'One Hundred and One Dalmatians'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Baxter, Biddy Born 25 May 1933  (Leicester, Leicestershire, England) Born in 1933. Former long-time editor of Blue Peter, the long-running children's TV show. Two Coins & A Punt

Baxter, Keith Born 29 April 1933  (Newport, Wales) Welsh actor, who appears in The Chimes of Midnight as Prince Hal. Most Unique Picks 2022

Baxter, Stanley Born 24 May 1926  (Glasgow, Scotland) Comic actor, impressionist & female impersonator, who retired after starring in children's TV show 'Mr Majeika'. Now lives in Berkshire. c. a. daver (THEME) Comedy Cremations Dead And Dusted  Deader than a Dead Thing Better Off Dead Dr Shipman's waiting room  Final Curtain Calls The Forest Lawn Jockeys Funeral Holmes (THEME) Gay-Tes Of Heaven  Heaven Can't Wait Just Yvonne Lidders Late Lamentables

Baynham, Ron Born 10 June 1929  (Birmingham, United Kingdom) English goalkeeper best known for his stint at Luton Town (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS  (THEME) Sudden Death

Beagle, Peter S. Born 20 April 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) Fantasy novelist best known for 'The Last Unicorn'. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Beale, Simon Russell Born 12 January 1961  (Penang, Malaysia) One of England's leading stage actors, often turns up on TV and film if there's anything Shakespeare-y going on. (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Bean, Sean Born 17 April 1959  (Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) Actor, often used to great effect to add a bit o' nurthern grit to films such as 'Lord of the Rings' and the cult TV hit 'Game of Thrones'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Beard, Frank Born 11 June 1949  (Frankston, Texas, USA) Drummer and non-bearded member of blues-rock group ZZ Top. (THEME) Dead Beats

Beatty, Warren Born 30 March 1937  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) US actor, lothario in his early days, now tamed by wife Annette Bening. Brother of Shirley MacLaine, ex-boyfriend of most of the celebrity female world. Where's My Damn List?

Beaumont, Kathryn Born 27 June 1938  (London, England) Actress who was the voice of Alice in Disney's 'Alice in Wonderland'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Beck, Jeff Born 24 June 1944  (Wallington, UK) While he might be one of the most highly regarded guitarists of all time, he'll always be the man behind white person floorfiller "Hi Ho Silver Lining". (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Beckenbauer, Franz Born 11 September 1945  (Munich, Germany) AKA "Der Kaiser". Legendary sweeper for Bayern Munich and West Germany. Managed the latter to the World Cup in 1990. Bourne to Die Oscar The Beast

Becker, Jason Born 22 July 1969  (Richmond, California, USA) Neo-classical (whatever that is) metal guitarist. Has ALS, or "Lou Gehrig's Disease" Spoonful of Sugar Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Beckham, David Born 2 May 1975  (Leytonstone, England) Self-effacing brainbox, who founded Mensa and never seeks publicity. Shot in the Dark

Bedi, Kabir Born 16 January 1946  (Punjab, India) Indian actor who starred in both Bollywood and western films. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Begley Jr., Ed Born 16 September 1949  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Second-generation actor and environmental activist, a key member of the Christopher Guest mockumentary regulars. (THEME) Saints Elsewhere

Beglin, Jim Born 29 July 1963  (Waterford, Ireland) Former Liverpool and Ireland international left-back, more famous as a commentator on Champions League matches. (THEME) Welcome To HeysHell

Behar, Joy Born 7 October 1942  (New York, New York, USA) Actress and TV host best known as her off 'The View'. (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Behn, Peter Born 24 October 1934  (San Francisco, California, USA) Actor - the voice of Thumper in 'Bambi'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Belafonte, Harry Born 1 March 1927  (Harlem, New York, USA) Easy-listening singer, popular for many decades now. Survived a fight with prostate cancer. (THEME) #1 Hits (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Black Penguins of Doom  Bucket Kickers 79 (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns from the Dead (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky Lidders Late Lamentables Mass Hole Cemetery Pool Ghoul (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS Poppin’ Clogs Puzlman's Passing Picks Stiff as a Board 2 (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers (THEME) That’ll Be The Day … That I Die The Crowdsourced Deathlist Wayne Manor Who Turned out the lights?

Bell, Alan J. W. Born 14 November 1937  (London, England) TV producer and director. (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos

Bell, Eileen Born 15 August 1943  (Dromara, Northern Ireland) Former Speaker of the Northern Ireland Assembly. (THEME) Presiding Over Demise

Bell, Martin Born 31 August 1938  (Redisham, UK) "The Man In The White Suit" - former war correspondant who became an anti-corruption campaigner and MP in 1997. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill

Belle, Lexi Born 5 August 1987  (Independence, Louisiana, USA) American pornographic actor. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Bellfield, Levi Born 17 May 1968  (London, England) Scumbag serial killer, convicted for three murders. Incidentially, the was the last of these, of the teenage Milly Dowler which unwittingly opened up the phone hacking scandal in 2011. Ground Floor of the Bungalow

Bellini, James Date and place of birth unknown First host of educational Kids TV show Cluedo (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME - YOUR STARTER FOR TEN...

Beltrao, Jacquie Born 21 April 1965  (Dublin, Ireland) Olympic gymnast turned Sky News presenter A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die

Ben, Jorge Born 22 March 1939  (Rio, Brazil) Leading Brazilian musician, famously ripped off by Rod Stewart for "D'Ya Think I'm Sexy". (THEME) Musical chairs Zero Hit's Wishlist

Benedetti, Carlo De Born 14 November 1934  (Turin, Italy) Italian industrialist, engineer and publisher, kind of a left-of-centre Silvio Berlusconi? Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Benedict, Dirk Born 1 March 1945  (Helena, Montana, USA) Actor, best known as part of the famous 'A-Team' as Templeton "Face" Peck. (THEME) Unpersons

Benedict XVI, Pope  Born 16 April 1927  (Marktl am Inn, Bavaria, Germany) Died 31 December 2022  (Vatican City) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Former member of the Hitler Youth and professor of theology who was elected Pope following the death of his predecessor, John Paul II, in April 2005. Ah, the ol’ team Apricot Crumble BALDY FOREVER Bladerunner BLIMEY! BROWN BANANAS Buttsoup Champion Funeral Home (THEME) Complications from a fall COMPOST CORNER Couldn't Think of a Team Name Covid '22: Electric Boogaloo (THEME) DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dead Is Dead  (THEME) Dead Leaders DEAD LOSS Deadpool Surprise Down Under Death Merchants Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair eejit Evil Grimace Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw The Forest Lawn Jockeys  Funeral Holmes Funeral Furore (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Going Green GUBernatorial Selection Guild of Master Reapers (THEME) Hell to the Chief Here's Who You Could Have Won  Wisconsin Reaper Beater 2.0 I'll sleep when you're dead I Told You I Was Ill JoeRam They're Loving Angels Instead Weakend at Bernies Mass Hole Cemetery Min Reaper Much Ado About Snuffing Grief Hijackers No Weddings and Twenty Funerals Old People Smell Of Piss Pazuzu United (THEME) Pazuzu XP Prophet's Prophecy Puzlman's Passing Picks (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife SAMSONS AND DELILAHS SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH  Shovelful of Dirt Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Swimming in the Death Pool The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2022 The Alternative Deathlist The Colnbrook Coroner The Crowdsourced Deathlist Pussy No More The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul the old lady Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Wayne Manor Who Turned out the lights? William Hague's Special Friend Zipline

Benegal, Shyam Born 14 December 1934  (Trimulgherry, British India) Notable Indian director and screenwriter Zero Hit's Wishlist

Benjamin, Christopher Born 27 December 1934  (Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England) Character actor known for his parts in 'The Prisoner' and most notably 'Doctor Who'. (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

Benjamin, Floella Born 23 September 1949  (Pointe-à-Pierre, Trinidad and Tobago) Ageless presenter of 'Play School' and Liberal Democrat peer. Pull my finger

Benjamin, Richard Born 22 May 1938  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor in films & TV. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Bennell, Barry Born in   (exact date unknown) Football coach at the centre of child abuse allegations that emerged in 2016. Born 1953. DEAD LOSS Death Nebula 3000 Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch (THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers

Bennett, Alan Born 9 May 1934  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Lugubrious playwright. Bourne to Die  The Forest Lawn Jockeys Partridge As Reaper

Bennett, Brian Born 9 February 1940  (Palmers Green, UK) Drummer for the Shadows, also composed the theme music for "Birds of a Feather". (THEME) That’ll Be The Day … That I Die

Bennett, Jana  Born 6 November 1955  (Cooperstown, New York, USA) Died 11 January 2022  () Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Media consultant who has worked for the BBC and British Library. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Banana's Peel Slippers Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Day in the Death Dead Ends Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Deceased Hose Expiry Date 2022 Fade to Black Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Grave Danger Jackie Treehorn Just Fast away Weakend at Bernies Old People Smell Of Piss Pan Breed Pazuzu United Pity da Foolz Roasting Bodies In Redcar Shaun of the Dead 69 Smart Beta Statik Charge Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to... Sovereign-Reaper The Hair Blair Bunch The Living End The Master of Unlocking the old lady There is no spoon The Sound of the Underground Today's the day the maggots have their picnic

Bennett, Tony Born 3 August 1926  (Astoria, Queens, New York, USA) Crooner, who famously left his heart in San Francisco. Still performing. (THEME) #1 Hits (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin'  Blue Wings Cancel My Appointments (THEME) Cashier Number 91 please! (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Covid '22: Electric Boogaloo Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Dusted 1 Deadpool Surprise Deathlist.net (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Ding Dong Da Celeb is Dead Down Under Death Merchants Eternity Tours (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!  It's A Grim World After All (THEME) Last Christmas  LL's Pool Weakend at Bernies Mass Hole Cemetery Only Fools and Corpses Pool Ghoul (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS  Prowlers Goners  Puzlman's Passing Picks (THEME) Rockers who Rolled to the graveyard Sad News FC Shovelful of Dirt (THEME) Snort the Ashes Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers  (THEME) That’ll Be The Day … That I Die (THEME) That’s… Death! The Alternative Deathlist Who Turned out the lights? Woody's ddp Zipline

Bennett, William Born 31 July 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) US Secretary of Education from 1985-88. (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...

Benton, Robert Born 29 September 1932  (Waxahachie, Texas, USA) Film director who won two Oscars in 1980 for 'Kramer vs. Kramer'. (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs

Berberian, Diane Born 14 January 1958  (place of birth unknown) a fifty-six year old decorated triathlete but also a dying Pink superfan. Died in September without receiving obituaries. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Berbie, Jane Born 6 May 1931  (Villefranche-de-Lauragais, France) French mezzo-soprano (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Berganza, Teresa  Born 16 March 1935  (Madrid, Spain) Died 13 May 2022  (San Lorenzo de El Escorial, Spain) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Spanish mezzo-soprano (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Berger, Helmut Born 29 May 1944  (Bad Ischl, Austria) Visconti's favourite actor, who went from being the "most beautiful man" of the 60s and 70s to the alcoholic wreck of today A Bunch Of Punts (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Bucket Of Blood

Bergman, Alan Born 11 September 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Male half of the Oscar-winning Bergman composer couple Eternity Tours

Berkoff, Steven Born 3 August 1937  (London, England) Acclaimed stage and film actor with the recognisable mole on his forehead. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Berkowitz, David Born 1 June 1953  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American serial killer, currently serving a long jail term for his crimes. (THEME) Miscreants

Berlusconi, Silvio Born 29 September 1936  (Milan, Italy) Former Prime Minister of Italy, who as well as being a media mogul and president of AC Milan, is also amongst the world's worst actors for his "fainting" whilst making a speech on live TV, probably in a misguided attempt to get out of various legal procee eejit (THEME) Europe's Covid Omicron Onslaught

Bernard, Hilda Born 29 October 1919  (Puerto Deseado, Argentina) Centenarian argentine actress on the screen and on stage. Died in April qithout receiving a qualifying obit. Obituarynotice

Bernardi, Cory Born 6 November 1969  (Adelaide, South Australia, Australia) Australian far-right politician and commentator who really hates halibut. (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Berry, Halle Born 14 August 1966  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Film actress & former model who has appeared & acted well in some excellent movies but will also be remembered for her awful performance in the god-awful 'Catwoman'. (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock

Berry, Mark Born 18 April 1964  (Salford, Greater Manchester, England) A.K.A. Bez, perennially hammered dancer for Baggy giants Happy Mondays. (THEME) Old Lags and Old Slags

Berry, Mary Born 24 March 1935  (Bath, England) Food writer and television chef, whose career has had a second wind thanks to the success of 'The Great British Bake Off'. (THEME) A Death Good Enough to Eat Dinner Reservation for 20 Jill Dando's Cat LL's Pool

Berryman, Michael Born 4 September 1948  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Unusual looking film actor. ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD

Bersani, Pier Luigi Born 29 September 1951  (Bettola, Italy) Secretary of the Democratic Party of Italy between 2009 and 2013. (THEME) The Politicorpses

betts, dickey Born 12 December 1943  (West Palm Beach, Florida, USA) Guitarist and singer-songwriter, one of the founding members of The Allman Brothers Band. (THEME) Dead Beats

Betts, Jack Born 11 April 1929  (Miami, Florida, USA) Frequent actor on US TV. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Beutler, Jaime Herrera Born 3 November 1978  (Glendale, California, USA) US Republican politician serving as a representative from Washington state since 2011. (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Bevan, Bev Born 25 November 1944  (Birmingham, UK) Original drummer for both The Move and ELO. Inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with the latter. (THEME) Gris Gris (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Beymer, Richard Born 20 February 1938  (Avoca, Iowa, USA) Actor best known for the role of Tony in 'West Side Story'. Gooseberry Crumble From Here to Eternity

Bharati, Amar Date and place of birth unknown Hindu sadhu who raised his hand in the air in 1973 and forgot to put it down again… A Pelican In The Wilderness

Bhatt, Ela  Born 7 September 1933  (Bombay, British Raj) Died 2 November 2022  (Ahmedabad, India) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Indian labour and community activist (THEME) Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Bhattacharjee, Buddhadeb Born 1 March 1944  (Calcutta, Bengal Presidency, British India) Indian Marxist politician, presided over West Bengal during tumultuous times. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep

Bhosle, Asha Born 8 September 1933  (Sangli, India) Indian singer and actress. (THEME) Perfect 10

Biafra, Jello Born 17 June 1958  (Boulder, Colorado, USA) Lead singer and songwriter for US punk band Dead Kennedys. Black Penguins of Doom

Bianchi, Daniela Born 31 January 1942  (Rome, Italy) Actress who played Bond girl Tatiana Romanova in 'From Russia with Love'. (THEME) Time Travellers, Astronauts and Spies

Biden, Hunter Born 4 February 1970  (Wilmington, Delaware, USA) Son of Presidential hopeful Joe, whose holiday trips to the Ukraine had Donald Trump very excited last year. (THEME) Kennedy Driving School

Biden, Jill Born 3 June 1951  (Hammonton, New Jersey, USA) Wife of that one guy who says "malarkey" all the time. (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Biden, Joe Born 20 November 1942  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) The current President of the USA. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Dead and Deader IV: No, no, no, no, no, (…) There's No Living!  Ding Dong Da Celeb is Dead Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) Dying Donkeys Falling Off The Perch Going, Going, Gone (THEME) Kennedy Driving School (THEME) LEAD, FOLLOW AND DIE THIS YEAR Lived so let's die (THEME) MAGA Hit List  (THEME) Political Correctness Gone Mad Fucked n' Dumped Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury the old lady

Bieber, Justin Born 1 March 1994  (London, Ontario, Canada) Canadian pop singer and teen idol. A Yankee's picks (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Biggins, Christopher Born 16 December 1948  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Outrageously camp comic actor, TV presenter and pantomime star. Jill Dando's Cat (THEME) Unpersons

Bilardo, Carlos Born 16 March 1938  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football manager who won the 1986 World Cup with Argentina. Bucket Of Blood

Billinge, Harry  Born in United KIngdom  (exact date unknown) Died 5 April 2022  (Cornwall, United Kingdom) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) D-Day veteran who recently received an MBE for his service Death Can Be Funny Only Fools and Corpses SeasideEssexXile The Old Ones are the Pests

Billingsley, Jake Born 21 August 1941  (McKinney, Texas, USA) Survivor: Thailand contestant. (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV

Bilton, Tim Born in England  (exact date unknown) Former TV Chef. ARSE-IN-HOLE COMPOST CORNER Crofty's Coffin Crew (THEME) DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home  Dead Ends Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Droller Coaster Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead Funeral Holmes Guild of Master Reapers GUN Fishing It's A Grim World After All I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jellydead Jumptheshark V 13.0 (now living in Derby) Kenny's Entry Min Reaper The Misers Neither There Nor Thereabouts  Once You Go Black pedro's catacomb ensemble People I Think Might Die In 2022 United A Trophy For Atrophy Pretty Noose Puzlman's Passing Picks Quite Unwell Illustrious Mortals Salmon Mousse SeasideEssexXile Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Southerners Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Colnbrook Coroner The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper This Mortal Coil Tom's Chainsaw Massacre You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper

Bindel, Julie Born 20 July 1962  (United Kingdom) radical British feminist writer and anti-violence activist (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Bingham, Billy  Born 5 August 1931  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Died 9 June 2022  (Birkdale, England) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Former Northern Ireland footballer & manager. ARSE-IN-HOLE Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS (THEME) Managing To Survive Octopus of Odstock Perhaps' Pointless Punts Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2022 United (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Bingham, Walter Born 5 January 1924  (Karlsruhe, Germany) British-Israeli journalist who went from being a kindertransport child in 1939 to taking part in the D-Day landings five years later. Also the oldest known man to have completed a skydive. Worm Fodder

Bird, Charlie Born 9 September 1949  (Sandymount, Ireland) Irish anchorman and chief news correspondent of RTÉ news Going Underground People I Think Might Die In 2022 United The B-Team

Bird, Dickie Born 19 April 1933  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) Well-respected but now retired cricket umpire, who also took the field as a player many moons ago. Coffin Fit Exu's Exiteers Simply Dead (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Bird, Larry Born 7 December 1956  (West Baden, Indiana, USA) NBA-player for the Boston Celtics and coach for the Indiana Pacers. 2022 Exit Draft

Birdsong, Cindy Born 15 December 1939  (Mount Holly Township, New Jersey, USA) Singer with the Supremes and with Patti LaBelle and the Blue Belles. (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS

Birney, David  Born 23 April 1939  (Washington DC, USA) Died 27 April 2022  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Character actor who played the eponymous lead in the TV version of "Serpico". (THEME) Saints Elsewhere

Biro, Andras Born 20 October 1925  (Sofia, Bulgaria) Hungarian journalist. (THEME) Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Birt, John Born 10 December 1944  (Liverpool, England) Dalek who was BBC Director-General during the 1990s. Bourne to Die

Bishop, Bronwyn Born 19 October 1942  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Former Aussie Speaker of the House until a travel-expenses scandal scuppered her career. (THEME) Presiding Over Demise

Bishop, Russell  Born 9 February 1966  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Died 20 January 2022  (Durham, United Kingdom) Age at death: 55  (read death notice) Babes in the Wood murderer whose points can't come soon enough. 2023? – no thank you! I’ll leave before Banana's Peel Slippers Carkers Convention 2022  The Love Boat Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Skate Dumpers Fade to Black  David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Going Underground  GUN Fishing I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Kenny's Entry  (THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers  The Misers Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Pan Breed (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys Pazuzu United Pity da Foolz A Trophy For Atrophy Salmon Mousse Shaun of the Dead 69 Smart Beta The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to...  The Hair Blair Bunch The Living End  The Master of Unlocking  There is no spoon  The Walking Dead Thomas Jefferson Survives

Bisson, Yannick Born 16 May 1969  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor from Canadian period detective series 'Murdoch Mysteries'. (THEME) in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Biya, Paul Born 13 February 1933  (Mvomeka, Cameroon) President of Cameroon since 1982. Dai YaB'stards Equatic Doom

Bjelland, Kat Born 9 December 1963  (Salem, Oregon, USA) Frontwoman of all-female alternative rock/grunge group Babes in Toyland. John Key's List Quite Unwell Illustrious Mortals Southerners Stiffs Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die

Bjork, (singer) Born 21 November 1965  (Reykjavik, Iceland) Completely bonkers Icelandic singer. (THEME) Ikea Nokia Lego (THEME) Soundtrack Of Our Lives

Black, Ian Born 27 June 1941  (Inverness, Scotland) Scottish swimmer BANGELS

Black, Jasmine Born 17 November 1987  (Bucharest, Romania) Romanian pornographic actress. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Black, Jet  Born 26 August 1938  (Ilford, Essex, England) Died 6 December 2022  (Wales, United Kingdom) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Drummer with New Wave band The Stranglers. Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today (THEME) Punk is Dead  The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Tragic, our Maurice!

Black, Kodak Born 11 June 1997  (Pompano Beach, Florida, USA) Rapper currently in jail on weapons charges. Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice

black, tori Born 26 August 1988  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Pornographic actress, born Michelle Chapman. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Blackburn, Tony Born 29 January 1943  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Made a promising start to his career, joining offshore pirate station Radio Caroline in 1964 as Britain's youngest radio DJ, and in 1967 presented the first-ever show on Radio 1. However, he soon descended into the cheesy world of easy listening and pain Fucked n' Dumped

Blair, Ian Born 19 March 1953  (Chester, England) Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis from 2005-2008. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2022

Blair, Linda Born 22 January 1959  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) American actress and activist, who got her breakthrough as the possessed girl in The Exorcist The Honey Trap

Blair, Selma Born 23 June 1972  (Southfield, Michigan, USA) Brunette actress who played second fiddle to the blonde lead in every movie 1997 to 2003 (Cruel Intentions, The Sweetest Thing, Legally Blonde). 5 Feet and 1 to Go Dai YaB'stards Say Hi to Uncle George

Blair, Tony Born 6 May 1953  (Edinburgh, Scotland) MP for Sedgefield, County Durham since 1983, elected Labour leader in 1994 and Prime Minister in 1997. Not a popular DDP pick, as he's youngish and apparently in good health, but maybe he'll die of embarrassment if Cherie decides to sing in public again. The Honey Trap

Blake, Peter Born 25 June 1932  (Dartford, Kent, England) Pop artist, best known for his design of the 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' album for the Beatles in 1967, for which he was paid £200. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation Simply Dead

Blake, Robert Born 18 September 1933  (Nutley, New Jersey, USA) Actor, in films as a child & later successful as an adult. Arrested, charged, tried but acquitted of murdering his wife. (THEME) A Brush (or more) with the Law (THEME) Bobs 'n Barbs Champion Funeral Home Huddled Masses Let Us Embalm You (THEME) Miscreants Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Not at All Well

Blakiston, Caroline Born 13 February 1933  (London, England) Actress best recognised as Rebel Alliance leader Mon Mothma in 'Return of the Jedi'. (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) (THEME) Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Blanc, Matt Le Born 25 July 1967  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Joey From Friends, and later a host of Top Gear (THEME) The One Where Everyone Dies

Blanc, Noel Born 19 October 1938  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Voice artist who took over voicing cartoons from his father Mel when the latter died in 1989. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Bland, June Born 2 June 1931  (England) Actress in early British soap The Newcomers. Had two roles in 80s Doctor Who – in Earthshock and Battlefield. (THEME) The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Blatter, Sepp Born 10 March 1936  (Visp, Canton Valais, Switzerland) Slippery president of world football body FIFA since 1998. Dead and Deader IV: No, no, no, no, no, (…) There's No Living! (THEME) Fuck Your World Cup Grief Hijackers

Blazevic, Miroslav Born 10 February 1935  (Travnik, Bosnia and Herzegovina) Croatian football player and coach, most notably carried the Croation team to 3rd place at the 1998 World Cup. Banana's Bruises Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Prophet's Prophecy

Blessed, Brian Born 9 October 1936  (Mexborough, Yorkshire, England) Large, bearded actor whose presence and booming voice has landed him parts in everything from Shakespeare adaptations to Robin Hood to 'Star Wars'. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE No Weddings and Twenty Funerals (THEME) Weird with a Beard

Blight, Malcolm Born 16 February 1950  (Adelaide, Australia) Only player to kick 100 goals in a season in both the VFL and the SANFL, apparently. (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Blinco, Maggie Date and place of birth unknown Actress known for Crocodile Dundee (1986), Crocodile Dundee II (1988) and The Nightingale (2018), born 1934 Waiting for the Hearse

Blix, Hans Born 28 June 1928  (Uppsala, Sweden) UN Weapons Inspector, former Swedish Foreign Minister. Got in trouble for not finding any weapons of mass destruction, which was a bit harsh, because there never were any. (THEME) Ikea Nokia Lego (THEME) The Politicorpses

Block, John R. Born 15 February 1935  (Galesburg, Illinois, USA) Former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, during the Reagan administration (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...

Blofeld, Henry Born 23 September 1939  (Hoveton, Norfolk, England) BBC Radio 4 cricket commentator. His father went to school with Ian Fleming, who borrowed his surname for James Bond's long-time nemesis, Ernst Stavro. Coffin Fit

Bloom, Claire Born 15 February 1931  (London, England) Actress known for her costumed roles in film. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

Blum, Richard  Born 31 July 1935  (San Francisco, California, USA) Died 27 February 2022  (San Francsisco, California, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Investment banker and husband of the US Senate's resident brain in a jar, Dianne Feinstein. Huddled Masses

Blumenthal, W. Michael Born 3 January 1926  (Oranienburg, Brandenburg, Weimar Republic) US Secretary of the Treasury during the Carter administration. (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Blyth, Ann Born 16 August 1928  (Mount Kisco, New York, USA) Hollywood actress who was nominated for an Academy award for Best Supporting Actress in 1945 for the film 'Mildred Pierce'. GOODBYLADIES (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts Wayne Manor

Blythe, Ronald Born 6 November 1922  (Acton, Suffolk, England) Writer and essayist ('Akenfield: Portrait of an English Village'). (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him BROWN BANANAS Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die

Boardman, Stan Born 7 December 1937  (Liverpool, England) Liverpool comic who once got into trouble on live TV for an innocous joke about German Fokker aircraft. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2022

Bobbitt, John Wayne Born in USA  (exact date unknown) Petty criminal and wifebeater who will forever be known as the receiving end of a certain choppy incident in the 90s, though his attempts to stay relevant off the incident (such as acting in porn film 'Frankenpenis') failed miserably. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Boff, Leonardo Born 14 December 1938  (Concórdia, Santa Catarina, Brazil) Brazilian liberation theologian and former Catholic priest. (THEME) Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Bogdanoff, Igor  Born 29 August 1949  (Saint-Lary, France) Died 3 January 2022  (Paris, France) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Eccentric french TV presenter and freak show act together with his equally over-siliconed brother. DDP Tofoa Dead By Dawn Dead Ends Dead Wait Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Manuel's Stiffs No One Gets Out Of Here Alive  People I Think Might Die In 2022 United Pretty Noose Smart Beta Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information  The Rotting Corpses of the Undead  (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Bogdanovich, Peter  Born 30 July 1939  (Kingston, New York, USA) Died 6 January 2022  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) "New Hollywood" director, especially The Last Picture Show, and What's Up, Doc? Now that one is just silly. Naked Florida Gravediggers

Bohannon, Jim  Born 7 January 1944  (Lebanon, Missouri, USA) Died 12 November 2022  (Seneca, South Carolina, USA) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) US radio host, The Jim Bohannon Show (THEME) The Talking Dead

Bohlen, Dieter Born 7 February 1954  (Berne, West Germany) Half of German pop duo Modern Talking whose subsequent producing career earned him the nickname "Pop-Titan". (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Boht, Jean Born 6 March 1932  (Liverpool, England) Gobby, short-arse actress who effectively played herself in the TV series 'Bread' in the role of the family matriarch, Nelly Boswell. (THEME) Decomposing Blubber Well Done If You Got These at Home Women's Deaths Matter Too

Bolam, James Born 16 June 1935  (Sunderland, England) Charismatic actor, comfortable in both comedy and drama. Known for his roles in 'The Likely Lads', 'When the Boat Comes In, 'The Beiderbecke Affair' and more recently 'New Tricks'. (THEME) Comedy Cremations Down Under the Daisies  Madonna's Hand Of Bod (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com Tragic, our Maurice!

Bolder, Bob Born 2 October 1958  (Dover, UK) Charlton goalie at the turn of the 90s, won the European Cup with Liverpool despite never playing a competitive game for them. (THEME) Welcome To HeysHell

Bolland, Rob Born 17 April 1955  (Port Elizabeth, South Africa) Half of a Dutch brother producer duo who whoa-oh-oh-orked with Falco on "Rock Me Amadeus". 2023? – no thank you! I’ll leave before Pan Breed Quite Unwell Illustrious Mortals The B-Team

Bolsonaro, Jair Born 21 March 1955  (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Conservative/populist politician who seems torn between being Brazil's Donald Trump and its Rodrigo Duterte, his election record now matches Trump's. (THEME) LEAD, FOLLOW AND DIE THIS YEAR

Bomer, Matt Born 11 October 1977  (Webster Groves, Missouri, USA) Warmly received american actor on stage and film with multiple accolades (THEME) Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Bonallack, Michael Born 31 December 1934  (Chigwell, UK) Five-time British Amateur golfing champion who went on to play a key role in the sport behind the scenes. (THEME) In The Hole! (THEME) The DOA Tour

Bonds, Gary U.S. Born 6 June 1939  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Rock singer who danced 'til quarter to three in the 60s with the help of Daddy G, and enjoyed an 80s comeback with the help of Bruce Springsteen. (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Bone, Peter Born 19 October 1952  (Billericay, United Kingdom) Pro-Brexit MP for Wellingborough since 2005 (THEME) Gammon Mousse

Bongo Ondimba, Ali Born 9 February 1959  (Brazzaville, Congo-Brazzaville) No, not the beloved TV magician of the 70s and 80s, but rather the president of Gabon since 2009. Rumoured to be in very ill health at the start of 2019 and some forces in the country look eager to help him on his way out… Finbarr Returns from the Dead

Bonington, Chris Born 6 August 1934  (London, England) Prolific mountain climber who scaled the north face of the Eiger in 1962. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Bonnici, Gemma Mifsud Date and place of birth unknown Former First Lady of Malta, wife of Ugo Mifsud Bonnici (THEME) First Lady's First

Bonnici, Ugo Mifsud Born 8 November 1932  (Cospicua, British Malta) The 5th President of Malta. Apricot Crumble

Bont, Jan de Born 22 October 1943  (Eindhoven, Netherlands) Well-regarded dutch cinematographer. He also tried directing and succeded with Speed only to crash and burn with Speed 2. 2023 aint for thee

Bonynge, Richard Born 29 September 1930  (Sydney, NSW, Australia) Australian conductor and widower of Dame Joan Sutherland. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Booh-Booh, Jacques-Roger Born 5 February 1938  (Manak, Cameroon) Camaroon Minister of External Relations (1988-1992) and somewhat responsible for the Rwandan Genocide due to malfeasance of office. (THEME) Gris Gris

Book, Tony Born 4 September 1934  (Bath, Somerset, England) Former footballer & manager of Manchester City. (THEME) Managing To Survive

Boone, Pat Born 1 June 1934  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Crooner, most successful with ballads and blues. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat (THEME) CLOG POPPERS (THEME) POPPED THEIR CLOGS (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers (THEME) That’ll Be The Day … That I Die William Hague's Special Friend

Boorman, John Born 18 January 1933  (Shepperton, Surrey, England) Film director, noted for such films as 'Deliverance', 'Excalibur' and 'Zardoz'. Bucket Of Blood

Booth, Connie Born 2 October 1940  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Actress and writer-turned psychotherapist. Famously co-wrote 'Fawlty Towers' with her then husband John Cleese. Down Under the Daisies (THEME) Laughter Kills

Boothroyd, Betty Born 8 October 1929  (Dewsbury, Yorkshire, England) Tiller Girl turned Speaker of the House of Commons between 1992 & 2000. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep God, It's Brutal Out Here (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Next Year Greta (THEME) Presiding Over Demise The Alternative Deathlist ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Boozer, Young Born 23 November 1948  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) On-and-off Treasurer of Alabama destined to have a drunk driving scandal in his future. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Borman, Frank Born 14 March 1928  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Astronaut who was part of the Apollo 8 crew which circumnavigated the Moon in 1968, months before the landing was attempted. (THEME) A Death Good Enough to Eat (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living  (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries Grim McGraw Naked Florida Gravediggers

Bornstein, Kate Born 15 March 1948  (Neptune City, New Jersey, USA) Gender theorist, born as a man, now a lesbian woman. Has suffered from PTSD and also diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, chronic lymphocytic leukemia and in September 2012 with lung cancer. Wayne Manor

Bosbach, Wolfgang Born 11 June 1952  (Bergisch Gladbach, Germany) German conservative politician. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Boscawen, George  Born 31 October 1919  (Truro, UK) Died 7 March 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) The ninth Viscount Falmouth - part of a long lineage of Boscawens with aristocratic claims to various parts of Cornwall. Carkers Convention 2022 (THEME) Old As Dirt

Boselli, Tony Born 17 April 1972  (Modesto, California, USA) NFL player, one of the stars of the Jacksonville Jaguars during his career. Jackie Treehorn

Bossy, Mike  Born 22 January 1957  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Died 14 April 2022  (Montreal, Canada) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Canadian ice hockey player who played his entire NHL career for the New York Islanders Skate Dumpers Going Underground The Misers

Boston, Billy Born 6 August 1934  (Tiger Bay, Wales) Legendary rugby league player. Down Under the Daisies

Botero, Fernando Born 19 April 1932  (Medellin, Colombia) Prolific Colombian artist known for his caricaturistic style. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Botham, Ian Born 24 November 1955  (Heswall, England) Cricketer Theresa May claimed was just like her. An overrated non-team player prone to huffs and screw ups? (THEME) Gammon Mousse

Boudiaf, Karim Born 16 September 1990  (Rueil-Malmaison, France) Qatari footballer. (THEME) Fuck Your World Cup

Bouhired, Djamila Born in Algiers, Algeria  (exact date unknown) Real-life militant whose character was portrayed in legendary film "The Battle of Algiers". Still involved in politics. Born 1935. Past Picks and Future Picks

Bourne, Bette Born 22 September 1939  (London, United Kingdom) British transgender activist, drag queen and artist Last Gasp Saloon

Boven, Theo van Born 16 May 1934  (Voorburg, Netherlands) Dutch professor of international law, recipient of an "Alternative Nobel Prize" (THEME) Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Bowie, Angie Born 25 September 1949  (Ayios Dhometios, Cyprus) First wife of rock legend David Bowie. Learned of the great man's death in January 2016 while a contestant on 'Celebrity Big Brother'. BALDY FOREVER

Bowler, Norman Born 1 August 1932  (London, England) Craggy actor best known as Frank Tate in 'Emmerdale' from 1989-1997. (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) (THEME) Slippery Soap

Bowles, Peter  Born 16 October 1936  (London, England) Died 17 March 2022  (London, United Kingdom) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Suave actor best known for the role of Richard DeVere in 'To the Manor Born'. (THEME) Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

Bowles, Stan Born 24 December 1948  (Manchester, England) Arguably the definitive 1970s maverick footballer. Star forward with QPR but seemingly more concerned with the outcome of the 4:40 at Kempton rather than his football… A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Crofty's Coffin Crew Funeral Furore (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS Prophet's Prophecy Fucked n' Dumped (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2022 United (THEME) Sudden Death Would I Lie to You At Death?

bowman, scotty Born 18 September 1933  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Retired Canadian National Hockey League head coach. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Boyce, Max Born 27 September 1943  (Glynneath, Wales) Welsh comedian & singer, particularly entwined with the Welsh rugby team and their ebbing & flowing fortunes. Bucket Of Blood

Boycott, Geoff Born 21 October 1940  (Fitzwilliam, Yorkshire, England) Notoriously slow-scoring Yorkshire and England cricketer. Now an equally dull cricket commentator. BANGELS (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Boyd, Brandon Born 15 February 1976  (Van Nuys, California, USA) Frontman and lead singer of Incubus (THEME) Sad to the Bone

Boyle, Danny Born 20 October 1956  (Radcliffe, England) Oscar winning film director behind such modern classics as Shallow Grave, Trainspotting and 28 Days Later. Shot in the Dark

Boyle, Frankie Born 16 August 1972  (Pollockshaws, Glasgow, Scotland) Egregious Scottish comedian. Known for his pessimistic sense of humor. Welcome to the DDP! Shot in the Dark

Bozizé, Francois Born 14 October 1946  (Mouila, Gabon) President of the Central African Republic for 10 years before being driven out of power in 2013.. Alternative Observations 2022

Bradbury, Juila Born 24 July 1970  (Dublin, Ireland) Television presenter for BBC and ITV, sexy walker Death Can Be Funny Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Much Ado About Snuffing Old People Smell Of Piss Team Cat AIDS

Bradley, David Born 17 April 1942  (York, England) British actor famous for playing Argus Filch in the Harry Potter film series and later starred as Walder Frey in 'Game of Thrones'. (THEME) Dr Who's Next (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock

Brady, Nicholas F. Born 11 April 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Secretary of the Treasury under Presidents Reagan and Bush Snr. (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...

Brady, Pete Born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada  (exact date unknown) DJ and Magpie presenter. Radio 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy. Born 1941. Time's-up Team

Bragg, Melvyn Born 6 October 1939  (Carlisle, United Kingdom) Longtime broadcaster for British TV eventually made peer. (THEME) CRT to DOA

Bramlett, Bonnie Born 8 November 1944  (Granite City, Illinois, USA) The remaining half of American music act Delaney & Bonnie Randoms who might

Brand, Russell Born 4 June 1975  (Grays, Essex, England) TV presenter & comic who is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Brand, Stewart Born 14 December 1938  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Editor of the Whole Earth Catalog. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Brand, Vance Born 9 May 1931  (Longmont, Colorado, USA) US testpilot and astronaut, most notably on the Apollo-Soyuz test project, then later on the Columbia Space Shuttle (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Brandauer, Klaus Maria Born 22 June 1943  (Bad Aussee, Austria) Austrian actor known for his role as Largo in the sort-of Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Brandon, Kirk Born 3 August 1956  (London, United Kingdom) British post-punk musician best known as the leader of the bands Theatre of Hate and Spear of Destiny. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Branson, Richard Born 18 July 1950  (Sharnley Green, Surrey, England) Entrepreneur since the age of 16, when he started a national student magazine. Now boss of the Virgin records/banking/airline/mobile phones/etc empire. Where's My Damn List?

Brass, Tinto Born 26 March 1933  (Venice, Italy) Italian filmmaker of the somewhat soft-porn kind. (THEME) Perfect 10 The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2022

Braun, Egidius Born 27 February 1925  (Stolberg, Germany) Former president of the German FA between 1992 and 2001, particularly famed for his close relationship with Berti Vogts. Died in March without a QO. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Braverman, Suella Born 3 April 1980  (Harrow, United Kingdom) British politician occasionally in government functions depending on the current Tory Party fortunes (THEME) Wishful Thinking

Braxton, Toni Born 7 October 1967  (Severn, Maryland, USA) Sultry R&B singer. Massive in the 1990s but whose career hit the skids in the last decade or so. Woody's ddp

Braxton, Traci  Born 2 April 1971  (Severn, Maryland, USA) Died 12 March 2022  (United States) Age at death: 50  (read death notice) R&B singer, one of the Braxton clan. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals

Brazil, Alan Born 15 June 1959  (Simshill, Glasgow, Scotland) Former porky striker for Ipswich, Spurs & Man U, now a pundit on television. (THEME) Decomposing Blubber Error 404s (THEME) Gammon Mousse Jellydead

Breaks, Jim Born 25 March 1940  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Former wrestler, a star of the televised shows of the 1970s. (THEME) Grappling with Mortality

Brearley, Mike Born 28 April 1942  (Harrow, United Kingdom) Former England Test Cricket captain (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Bredin, Patricia Born 14 February 1935  (Swansea, Wales) UK’s First Eurovision Song Contest Entrant. Time's-up Team

Breivik, Anders Behring Born 13 February 1979  (Oslo, Norway) Far right killer of 77 Norwegians in a terrorist attack in 2011. Jailed for 21 years in 2012. (THEME) Miscreants

Bremer, Arthur Born 21 August 1950  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Janitor convicted in 1972 for the attempted assassination of US presidential candidate George Wallace. Released in 2007. (THEME) Miscreants

Brendon, Nicholas Born 12 April 1971  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor still best known as Xander Harris in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Error 404s

Brickell, Katie Born 9 July 1983  (Haywards Heath, Sussex, England) Young lady who was denied a smear test for cervical cancer as she was "too young" for the test, but now her disease is incurable. 5 Feet and 1 to Go

Bridges, Jeff Born 4 December 1949  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Oscar-winning actor ("Crazy Heart") forever immortalised by dull people who quote movies at you as The Dude in "The Big Lebowski". Finbarr Returns from the Dead Touch of Grey

Brigance, O. J. Born 29 September 1969  (Houston, Texas, USA) Former CFL and NFL football player, and senior advisor to player development for the Baltimore Ravens. Jackie Treehorn Tom's Chainsaw Massacre

Briggs, Anne Born 29 September 1944  (Toton, Nottinghamshire, England) English folk singer, never achieved public acknowledge of her music. (THEME) Perfect 10

Briggs, Barry Born 30 December 1934  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Four-time speedway world champion, who competed in a record 18 consecutive world championship seasons. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE BANGELS

Briggs, Nicholas Born 29 September 1961  (London, England) Actor who has voiced the Daleks and the Cybermen since the the revival of 'Doctor Who' in 2005. (THEME) Dr Who's Next

Briggs, Raymond  Born 18 January 1934  (London, England) Died 9 August 2022  (Brighton, England, United Kingdom) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Illustrator of 'The Snowman' and 'Fungus the Bogeyman' amongst others. And they all died

Brinker, Bob Born in Pennsylvania, USA  (exact date unknown) US host of Moneytalk, an 80s show on financial investments, subsequently became something of a guru (THEME) The Talking Dead

Britt, May Born 22 March 1934  (Lidingo, Sweden) Swedish actress whose interracial marriage to Sammy Davis Jr saw the song-and-dance man shunned by certain portions of American society in the 1960s. Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers

Brittain, Clive Born 15 December 1934  (Caine, United Kingdom) British horse-race trainer Funeral Furore Grief Hijackers

Broch, Hugo Born 6 January 1922  (Leichlingen, Germany) World War II Luftwaffe ace credited with 81 victories in 324 missions, a believer until the end Oscar The Beast

Brock, Dave Born 20 August 1941  (Isleworth, Middlesex, England) Electric guitar, synthesizer, bass and oscillators player. Co-founder of space rock group Hawkwind. Trumps Disinfectant Chumps

Brokaw, Tom Born 6 February 1940  (Webster, South Dakota, USA) American television journalist with NBC News. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Naked Florida Gravediggers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Shovelful of Dirt

Bron, Eleanor Born 14 March 1938  (Stanmore, United Kingdom) British film, TV and stage actress, brought to fame by playing Ahme in "Help!" Unusual Suspects

Bronson, Charles Born 6 December 1952  (Luton, Bedfordshire, England) Notorious prisoner, who has little in common with the late actor except the 'tache. Originally jailed for armed robbery, now for some violent escapades during his prison stay, including an attempt to poison a cell neighbour. Born Michael Gordon Peterson. (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Brooker, Alex Born 15 May 1984  (Ashford, UK) One-legged co-host of Channel 4 comedy graveyard "The Last Leg". (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Brooker, Gary  Born 29 May 1945  (Hackney, London, England) Died 19 February 2022  (London, England, United Kingdom) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Frontman of everyone's favourite band named after a Burmese cat. Will he turn a whiter shade of pale this year? (THEME) #1 Hits

Brooks, David Born 8 July 1997  (Warrington, United Kingdom) Currently playing Bournemeouth & Wales footballer (THEME) Sudden Death The Master of Unlocking

Brooks, Lawrence  Born 12 September 1909  (Norwood, Louisiana, United States) Died 5 January 2022  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Age at death: 112  (read death notice) the oldest living US veteran as of early 2022 (THEME) Gray Panthers

Brooks, Mel Born 28 June 1926  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Comic actor and film director. (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT And they all died A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Bucket Kickers 79 Champion Funeral Home c. a. daver Covid '22: Electric Boogaloo Dai YaB'stards Dead and Deader IV: No, no, no, no, no, (…) There's No Living! Dead Last? Dead Right! Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Dirt Nappers Falling Off The Perch (THEME) Laughter Kills Mortem Omnibus Naked Florida Gravediggers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia No Weddings and Twenty Funerals Noz4news Only Fools and Corpses Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Old Ones are the Pests Who Turned out the lights? Zipline

Brooks, Tony  Born 25 February 1932  (Dukinfield, Cheshire, England) Died 3 May 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) British motor racer known as the "racing dentist". (THEME) Formula Fatality Last Gasp Saloon

Broome, David Born 1 March 1940  (Cardiff, Wales) Former showjumping champion. Won two bronzes at the 1960 Olympic Games in Rome. BANGELS ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Brown, Antonio Born 10 July 1988  (Miami, Florida, USA) NFL player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and likely CTE sufferer. Case in point? He stripped down and ran shirtless on the field during a match in early 2022 and the Buccs released him days later. Statik Charge

Brown, Bobby Born 5 February 1969  (Roxbury, Massachusetts, USA) R & B singer & dancer, whose litany of crimes is much too long to list here, but suffice to say, not many people think of him as "a nice boy". (THEME) Thats a Rap (THEME) YOUREOUT

Brown, Divine Born 9 August 1969  (California, USA) infamous ex prostitute who then had a mini media career after Hugh Grant was caught enjoying her services! Gooseberry Crumble

Brown, Duggie  Born 7 August 1940  (Rotherham, UK) Died 16 August 2022  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Long-time British TV character actor. Gooseberry Crumble

Brown, Gordon Born 20 February 1951  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Prime Minister of Great Britain from 2007 to 2010. (THEME) Political Correctness Gone Mad

Brown, Jerry Born 7 April 1938  (San Francisco, California, USA) Democrat and Governor of California from 1975-1983. Resumed office in the same state in 2011. Infamously the subject of 'California Über Alles' by punk band The Dead Kennedys in 1979. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Brown, Jim Born 17 February 1936  (St Simons, Georgia, USA) American football player, won the NFL Championship with Cleveland in 1964. From Here to Eternity (THEME) Time Travellers, Astronauts and Spies

Brown, Joe Born 13 May 1941  (Swarby, Lincolnshire, England) Singer, guitarist & TV entertainer. (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels Tragic, our Maurice!

Brown, Johnny  Born 11 June 1937  (St Petersburg, Florida, USA) Died 2 March 2022  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) American sitcom actor, most famously as the brunt of JJ's fat jokes in "Good Times". (THEME) Decomposing Blubber

Brown, June  Born 16 February 1927  (Needham Market, Suffolk, England) Died 3 April 2022  (Surrey, United Kingdom) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Actress who plays Dot Cotton in EastEnders. AbraCadaver Worm Fodder Couldn't Think of a Team Name Dead Last? Dead Right! Deadwig Deathlist.net Drop Dead Celebration Exu's Exiteers For whom the bell tolls Going, Going, Gone Hearse of the Dead  Heaven Can't Wait Huddled Masses (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies Lidders Late Lamentables Lived so let's die Living in a Box Mortem Omnibus Much Ado About Snuffing Neither There Nor Thereabouts (THEME) Not Going in a Black Cab ONE BAR GAS FIRE AND A TIN OF DOG FOOD Permanent Kip Powder Picks Em Off Pull my finger  Soylent Green Is You Sad News FC Shot in the Dark (THEME) Slippery Soap The Buckley Mystic The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Sovereign-Reaper Who Turned out the lights?

Brown, Robert K. Born 2 November 1932  (Monroe, Michigan, USA) war journalist and founder of the Soldier of Fortune magazine Pretty Noose

Brown (NBA), Tony  Born 4 January 1967  (Marianna, Florida, USA) Died 20 October 2022  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Age at death: 55  (read death notice) NBA referee, having officiated 1,000+ games. Banana's Bruises Day in the Death Fade to Black Once You Go Black Pan Breed Statik Charge The B-Team Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Browning, Keith Born 31 July 1938  (England) British meteorologist. (THEME) Schaferknackered

Browning, Ricou Born 16 February 1930  (Fort Pierce, Florida, USA) Director and actor who made his name off of terrifying underwater creatures, from portraying the Gill-man in 'Creature from the Black Lagoon' to co-creating 'Flipper'. Grobler's Stiff Ones Tentoesup (THEME) That’s… Death! Thomas Jefferson Survives

Brownjohn, Alan Born 28 July 1931  (London, England) English poet. (THEME) Poets Passing