Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2019: M

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Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. Researched to Death

Macdonald, Kevin Born 22 November 1960  (Inverness, UK) Former football, who has been caretaker manager of Aston Villa more times than I've had hot dinners. Welcome to heysHELL

MacFarlane, Seth Born 26 October 1973  (Kent, Connecticut, USA) Actor, animator and creator of the marmite-like cartoon show 'Family Guy'. I Hear Voices

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues. Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. But he's still going... A Pelican in The Wilderness Big-Iain's Team Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Dai Yab'stards Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead Wait Heaven can't wait How the heck are you still alive?! I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life I'll sleep when you're dead Lived So Let's Die Mortem Omnibus One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Puzlman's Passing Picks Rhys' Rest in Peace's Roasting Bodies In Redcar Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Sing Your Last Song For Me The Anfield Iron The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard There Goes Another One! :) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn The Whipping Posts Veddy Ready for Beddy You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Macias, Enrico Born 11 December 1938  (Constantine, Algeria) Chanson musician, popular in France and the Arabic world but has been banned from his native Algeria since 1961. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

MacIntyre, Alasdair Born 12 January 1929  (Glasgow, UK) Scottish philosopher, although not in the Rab C Nesbitt sense. Rotting Kanzlerin

Mack, Christy Born 9 May 1991  (South Chicago Heights, Illinois, USA) Former pornographic actress who was nearly beaten to death by her ex-boyfriend and MMA fighter War Machine in 2014. He is now serving life. Scrubber Out

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. Rotting Kanzlerin

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Sister of Warren Beatty. Awarded Oscarites Baldy Forever She's a Goner

MacLeod, Gavin Born 28 February 1930  (Mount Kisco, New York, USA) US Actor, in 'The Love Boat', 'Mary Tyler Moore' etc. Belmont-Cragin Reaper

MacLeod, Johnny Born 23 November 1938  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Aston Villa winger. Waiting for Ugo

MacPhail, Cathy Born 25 January 1946  (Greenock, UK) Scottish children's author. Terror of the Vervoorts

Macpherson, William Born 1 April 1926  (Blairgowrie, UK) Retired high court judge who led the public inquiry into the murder of Stephen Lawrence. Unusual Suspects

Macy, Bill  Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Died 17 October 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). Are We Rolling? IMGONESOLONG Naked Florida Gravediggers Syndication Zombies Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. Funeral Furore Noz4News Permanent Kip  Traded to the Saints Worm Farmer YOUREOUT

Maddow, Rachel Born 1 April 1973  (Castro Valley, California, USA) Political commentator, the first open lesbian to helm a prime-time news show in the US. Taking Out The Trash in 2019

Madoc, Ruth Born 16 April 1943  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) English-born Welsh actress, famous in the 80s for 'Hi-de-Hi', but more recently as the mum of "the only gay in the village", Dafydd Thomas, in 'Little Britain'. Obituaries 'R' Us

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Satan's Hootenanny Wayne Manor

Maduro, Nicolas Born 23 November 1962  (Caravas, Venezuela) Former bus driver who succeeded Hugo Chavez as leader of Venezuela in 2013. It's not going well. Potential Unnatural Deaths

Maguire, Clare Born 15 September 1988  (Solihull, UK) Once-hyped singer-songwriter. Miscarriage of Popjustice

Mahrenholz, Ernst Gottfried Born 18 June 1929  (Göttingen, Germany) Former constitutional judge in Germany. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Maillet, Antonine Born 10 May 1929  (Bouctouche, Canada) French-Canadian novelist and scholar. Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Maitland, Derek Date and place of birth unknown War photographer, most notably in Vietnam. Born April 1943. Died January 2019 but no obit. You'll Never Find Us in the Guardian Obits at Parties

Majors, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. GuardiDeadArmy Lead, Follow and Die This Year Spectre of Death

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral

Malahide, Patrick Born 24 March 1945  (Reading, Berkshire, England) British actor who starred in TV series such as 'The Singing Detective' and 'Minder'. Also starred in films including 'Comfort and Joy' and 'A Month in the Country'. In the Game of Dead Pool I Win and They Die Fucked n' Dumped

Malmkvist, Siw Born 31 December 1936  (Borstahusen, Sweden) Swedish singer. Most Unique Picks 2019

Malone, Post Born 4 July 1995  (Syracuse, New York, USA) King of cloud rap, his 2016 album "Stoney" broke "Thriller"'s 36-year record for longest time spent on the US R&B charts. Gets in a lot of drunk vehicle accidents, hence his appearance here. Curse of Fame  Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Kardashians Gone Wild Not At All Well Noz4News Potential Unnatural Deaths Snort The Ashes  Team Europe

Malone, Tina Born 30 January 1963  (Liverpool, UK) Former Brookside and Shameless star, now following the tried and tested route of bankruptcy, reality TV, pantomime and substance abuse. Well Done If You Got These at Home

Malpass, Tanya Date and place of birth unknown Retired A&E consultant-turned cancer blogger. Dead And Dusted

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Alternatively in the News Dead Continent

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. 20 Crooners Croakin' Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Noz4News

Manley, Dorothy Born 29 April 1927  (Manor Park, London, England) Won silver in the 1948 Olympic Games 100 metres for Great Britain. 19 Women and The Man

Mann, Barry Born 9 February 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) One half of a hugely successful songwriting partnership with his wife, Cynthia Weil. Let Us Embalm You Snort The Ashes

Mann, Manfred Born 21 October 1940  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Keyboard, founder member of the various bands that contain his name (Manfred Mann, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manfred Mann's Chapter Three). Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Manne, Robert Born 31 October 1947  (Melbourne, Australia) One of Australia's leading intellectuals, apparently. Presumably just behind Crash Bandicoot and one of Savage Garden. Feng Shui Pig

Manners, John Born 25 September 1914  (Exeter, Devon, England) Former cricketer for Hampshire before and after WWII. Gray Panthers Old As Dirt

Manning, Chelsea Born 17 December 1987  (Crescent, Oklahoma, USA) U.S. Soldier held in solitary confinement for the alleged passing of confidential information to the WikiLeaks website. Kennedy Driving School Let Us Embalm You Passing There's A Shiva In The Park

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. Dr Who's Next BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

Mansell, Jack Born 22 August 1927  (Salford, Cheshire, England) Former Brighton and Portsmouth defender, best remembered for a so-so spell in charge of Reading FC. Boddies... Manchester's Finest The Final Whistle

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Not At All Well Super Squirrels

Mansur Hadi, Abdrabbuh Born 1 September 1945  (Abyan, Yemen) Current president of Yemen, although how secure his position is during the current war remains to be seen. DICKtators

Mantle, Doreen Born 22 June 1926  (Cape Town, South Africa) Theatre and TV actress still working in her 90s. Best known as Victor Meldrow's nemesis Mrs Warboys in "One Foot In The Grave". Born 1926. Slippery Soap

Manziel, Johnny Born 6 December 1992  (Tyler, Texas, USA) Former quarterback with the Cleveland Browns, now a free agent after off-the-field controversies. 2019 Exit Draft Train Wreck Central

Maphis, Rose Lee Born 29 September 1922  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Country singer of the 1950s who now works as a greeter at the Country Music Hall of Fame. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Mar Chrysostom, Philipose Born 27 April 1918  (Travancore, India) Emeritus Metropolitan of the Malankara Mar Thoma Syrian Church. Subject of the 72-hour documentary "100 Years of Chrysostom", one of the longest films ever made. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanus, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. Dai Yab'stards Death Nebula 3000 Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Get Busy Dyin How the heck are you still alive?! Oliver's Army (of the Dead) Permanent Kip P@F end of the game Rhys' Rest in Peace's See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Spirited Away You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Maranne, Andre Born in Toulouse, France  (exact date unknown) Actor who always played the French chap on British TV and film. Born 1926. Whatever's Written on your Death (That's All That Matters)

Marchand, Robert Born 26 November 1911  (Amiens, France) Former French competetive cyclist who still rides a bike at the age of 107. Colin H Spannerman Obituarynotice Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. Baldy Forever B List Circling The Drain Curse of Fame Dead Continent Hear Theme Roar Pearly Gates

Margolyes, Miriam Born 18 May 1941  (Oxford, England) Character actress and voice artist ('Monkey'). Coffinio De Lesbos Spirited Away

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Marichal, Juan Born 20 October 1937  (Laguna Verde, Dominican Republic) Former pitcher for the MLB team San Francisco Giants. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Marino, Dan Born 13 September 1961  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Former quarterback for the Miami Dolphins, aknowledged as one of the greatest of all time. 2019 Exit Draft

Markle Sr., Thomas Born 18 July 1944  (Newport, Pennsylvania, USA) Estranged father of Meghan Markle, seemingly in a WhatsApp group with every American gossip columnist. Alternatively in the News

Markowitz, Harry Born 24 August 1927  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Economist of the "Chicago School" who won the Nobel Prize in 1990. YES, I got the Nobel – but there was no use to write anything

Marlowe, Linda Born 26 July 1940  (Sydney, Australia) Theatre actress often described as Steven Berkoff's "muse" by critics. Also played Danny Dyer's gran in "Eastenders". Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Maroney, Pauline Date and place of birth unknown Mother of Susie Maroney, an Australian distance swimmer. The B-Team

Marquette, Richard Born 12 December 1934  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Three-time murderer, who was released from prison in 1973 for "good behaviour" only to go and strangle two homeless women to death the following year. Now that's a yikes. Cons & Ex-Cons

Marr, Andrew Born 31 July 1959  (Glasgow, Scotland) Large eared journalist & TV presenter. Also an author on political history. Aardvark's Bupa Listing BBC Heaven

Marr, Leslie Born 14 August 1922  (Durham, England) Formula 1 racing driver from the 1950s. Stiff Upper Lip

Marsden, Gerry Born 24 September 1942  (Liverpool, England) Singer, the Gerry in 'Gerry and the Pacemakers'. Drop Dead Celebration Madonna's Hand of Bod Fucked n' Dumped

Marse, Juan Born 8 January 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Spanish novelist. The Deadest Of The Dead

Marsh Doll, Caren Born 6 April 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress and dancer who was Judy Garland's stand-in for 'The Wizard of Oz'. Obituarynotice

Marshall, Peter Born 30 March 1926  (Huntington, West Virginia, USA) Highly recognisable face in the US as long-time host of "drunk celebs piss about" show "Hollywood Squares". Syndication Zombies

Martel, Rick Born 18 March 1956  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) WWE Wrestler. Born Richard Vigneault Perfect 10

Martin, Andra Born 15 July 1935  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Actress, who had a brief leading lady spell in the 1950's, before settling into a long TV career. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Martin, Derek Born 11 April 1933  (Bow, London, England) TV actor - Charlie Slater in 'EastEnders'. Around the Square Well Done If You Got These at Home

Martin, George R. R. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, now a succesful TV series which the Man In Black will get round to watching. One day... And they all died Insert Name Here The FEDs

Martin, Guy Born 4 November 1981  (Kirmington, Lincolnshire, England) Motorcyclist who regularly competes in the Isle of Man TT. Going Going Gone

Martin, Ian Born 27 April 1953  (London, England) Comedy scriptwriter, most notably of 'The Thick of It'. Stone Dead Cert

Martin, James Born 13 March 1931  (Glasgow, UK) Veteran Scottish actor, found fame late in life with the sitcom "Still Game". Terror of the Vervoorts

Martin, Judy Born 8 October 1955  (Texas, USA) 80s womens wrestler, one of the few "worker" lady grapplers in the US during the cartoon era. 19 Women and The Man

Martin, Millicent Born 8 June 1934  (Romford, UK) Actress, singer and comedienne. Broke through in the 1960s with "That Was The Week That Was", moved to the US later on and had a lengthy career on Broadway and in sitcoms. Alliteratively Alive No More

Martinez, Rudy Born in Bay City, Michigan, USA  (exact date unknown) Better known as Question Mark, frontman of highly influential 60s garage rock band ? & The Mysterians. Not Of Rapist Ancestry

Marty, Jean-Pierre Born 12 October 1932  (Paris, France) French pianist and conductor. Dead And Dusted 2

Marvin, Hank Born 28 October 1941  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Lead Guitarist for the Shadows & thus has had a long music career. Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Pop go the Weasels

Mascaras, Mil Born 15 July 1942  (San Luis Potosi, Mexico) Wrestler, one of the Mexican "lucha libre" pioneers in the 1960s. Grappling with Mortality

Mask the Slump God, Ski Born 18 April 1996  (Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA) Old mucker of XXXTentacion. Will we see a reunion this year? Generation Death

Mason, Jackie Born 9 June 1936  (Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA) American stand-up comedian, often in the UK, who specialises in satire & Jewish humour. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Laughter Kills

Massiel, (singer) Born 2 August 1947  (Madrid, Spain) Eurovision Song Contest winner in 1968, beating Sir Cliff's Congratulations. Her winning entry was full of deep meaningful lyrics - actually that's a lie, it was called 'La la la'. I wonder how it went? The Deadest Of The Dead

Masterson, Valerie Born 3 June 1937  (Birkenhead, UK) Retired opera singer, former principal soprano with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company. The Fat Lady's singing...

Masum, Fuad Born 1 January 1938  (Koya, Iraq) President of Iraq since 2014. DICKtators

Mates, Michael Born 9 June 1934  (Brentford, UK) Former Conservative MP whose name turns up a number of times in the so-called "Panama Papers". Alliteratively Alive No More

Mattarella, Sergio Born 23 July 1941  (Palermo, Italy) Incumbent but politically isolated president of Italy since 2015. A centrist as opposed to the populist current government, and also the first ever Sicilian to hold the post of Italian president. Viva l'Italia, la morte

Mattfeld, Perry Born 29 March 1994  (California, USA) Dancer-turned-actress, played Mel on "Shameless". Team 25

Maudsley, Frank Born 10 November 1959  (Liverpool, UK) Founder member and bassist of distinctly haired 80s synth poppers A Flock of Seagulls. Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Maudsley, Robert Born 26 June 1953  (Toxteth, Liverpool) Serial killer who killed four people, three of them while in prison. Who says prison doesn't work? The Worst Acronym Team You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Maury, Ursula Date and place of birth unknown German singer, born 1916. According to research, her music was last played on the BBC in 1953, when her version of "Auf Wiedersehen" was one of Ralph Lynn's Desert Island Discs. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. All Death Is Consolation Pearly Gates

Maxwell, Donald Born 12 December 1948  (Perth, UK) Scottish operatic baritone, a regular performer with The Royal Opera. The Fat Lady's singing...

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. Squid's Stiffs

May, James Born 16 January 1963  (Bristol, England) The least irritating of the three presenters of TV's 'Top Gear'. Lived So Let's Die

May, Theresa Born 1 October 1956  (Eastbourne, UK) Shoe lover who probably wishes she'd never put her hand up in 2016 now. One should keep their fingers crossed

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the ""Blues Boom"" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn Great Gig in the Sky

Mayhew, Kenneth Born 18 January 1917  (Helmingham, UK) One of only four living men honoured with the Military William Order. Was presumed dead for 30 years before he turned up at a war memorial event in 2011. Obituarynotice

Mayhew, Peter  Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Died 30 April 2019  (Boyd, Texas, USA) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Mr Whit's Wonders Wretched Hive of scum and villainy

Mayhew-Archer, Paul Born 6 January 1953  (Abingdon, Oxfordshire, England) Comedy scriptwriter for TV hits 'The Vicar of Dibley' and 'My Hero'. Comedy Cremations

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. Bucket of Blood Mr C

M'bala, Dieudonne M'bala Born 11 February 1966  (Fontenay-aux-Roses, France) French comedian and actor known for his controversial opinions regarding Judaism. Gris Gris

McAdams, Rachel Born 17 November 1978  (Ontario, Canada) Actress, forever associated with the 1-2 punch of "Mean Girls" and "The Notebook", making her every 16-year-old's favourite person in 2004. Obscura Camera

McAloon, Paddy Born 7 June 1957  (Durham, UK) Frontman of Prefab Sprout, the most overrated band in musical history. Don't Eat The Figs

McAlpine, Kenneth Born 21 September 1920  (Cobham, UK) Oldest living F1 driver, raced for Connaught Engineering between 1952 and 1955. You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

McCabe, Bernice  Born 7 October 1952  (Bristol, UK) Died 18 February 2019  (Cavendish, UK) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) One of Britain's most highly regarded headteachers. Currently battling a brain tumour. People I Think Might Die In 2019 United The Living End

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Boo! I'm Dead Dying Is Hazardous to Your Health Gray Panthers How the heck are you still alive?! I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader NoSoup4U! Quebec's Predictions The Family Tomb The Old Ones Are The Pests The Old Lady The Retirement Village Windsor the Troll

McCall, C. W. Born 15 November 1928  (Audubon, Iowa, USA) Country musician who had a massive hit with 'Convoy' in 1976. Great Gig in the Sky Rockers who Rolled to the Graveyard

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Now in popular cop show NCIS. Coffin Fit Gone Solo I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Stairway To Heaven

McCarthy, Tim Born 20 June 1949  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former Secret Service agent best known for being the man who effectively saved Ronald Reagan's life/stopped John Hinckley from fucking Jodie Foster. Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn Vicky's Wish List

McCarty, Jim Born 25 July 1943  (Liverpool, UK) Drummer for the Yardbirds, the only man to have appeared in all the group's incarnations. Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McCaskey, Virginia Halas Born 5 January 1923  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Owner of the Chicago bears American football team. Traded to the Saints

McCaw, Richie Born 31 December 1980  (Oamaru, New Zealand) International rugby player, captain of the All Blacks. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

McClellan, Gerald Born 23 October 1967  (Freeport, Illinois, USA) Boxer. WBC and WBO middleweight champion until his retirement. The Killage People

McClure, Michael Born 20 October 1932  (Marysville, Kansas, USA) American beat poet. Taking the Michael Peace, Drugs, and Death

McConnell, Mitch Born 20 February 1942  (Sheffield, Alabama, USA) US Senator from Kentucky since 1985. The Right to Die

McConnell, Samantha  Born 7 April 1972  (Cornwall, UK) Died 11 March 2019  (Lincoln, UK) Age at death: 46  (read death notice) Cancer mum. Drunkasaskunk

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

McCririck, John  Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Died 5 July 2019  (London, UK) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. A Pelican in The Wilderness Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Chelski Pensioners C. A. Daver Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? DDP Tofoa Dead Spotters  Dead Wait Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Deathly Steeds Decomposing Blubber Droller Coaster Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Faster Than A Dead Horse Fireball Funeral Holmes Going Going Gone Grave Danger GUN Fishing His and Hearse I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I'll sleep when you're dead And Now His Watch Is Ended It's A Grim World (After All) Well, it was a decent innings… John Key's Choices Life Flies By So Fast Life's too short Madonna's Hand of Bod The Misers One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food  Pan Breed Propheticum per prophetam Southerners Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks  Chemo Sabee Stone Dead Cert Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere The B-Team The A Team The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper Robbie's Rotting  The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu There Goes Another One! :) The Retirement Village The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Unpersons  UTC  @JonesEuro You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

McCullough, Billy Born 27 July 1935  (Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland) Former Arsenal and Northern Ireland international footballer. Sausage Party Of 20

Mccullum, Brendon Born 27 September 1981  (Dunedin, New Zealand) New Zealand cricketer, scored the fastest Test century of all time (54 balls). What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

McDevitt, Chas Born 4 December 1934  (Glasgow, UK) Skiffle musician, one of the few to achieve any measure of success outside the UK. Popped Their Clogs

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Dead Is Dead

McDivitt, James Born 10 June 1929  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former Astronaut. Decaying Orbit-uaries Lidders Late Lamentables

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Jack Ketch Is Not A Weatherman Team Europe William Hague's Special Friend

McDonnell, John Born 8 September 1951  (Liverpool, UK) Labour shadow chancellor, likes the Tamil Tigers, doesn't like Tony Blair. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

McElderry, Joe Born 16 June 1991  (South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England) Winner of the X Factor in 2009. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

McElhatton, Michael Born 12 September 1963  (Dublin, Ireland) Actor, one of the "Game of Thrones" ensemble. In the Game of Dead Pool I Win and They Die

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. M6 Toll(ed)

McEnroe, John Born 16 February 1959  (Wiesbaden, Germany) Enfant terrible of tennis in the 1970's, who became an elder terrible, before settling down as a broadcaster and commentator. Go on Be a Sport - Die in 2019

McFarlane, Dijon Born 5 June 1990  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Producer under the name DJ Mustard. His beats usually feature the phrase "Mustard on the beat, hoe" at the start of each track. Get a Clue

McGahan, Andrew  Born in Dalby, Australia  (exact date unknown) Died 1 February 2019  (Melbourne, Australia) Age at death: 52  (read death notice) Australian novelist, born 1966. Most famous for his Bukowski-esque debut effort "Praise" from 1991. Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel Cancel My Appointments Cancerous Hatred The Love Boat Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Day In The Death Deceased Hose Droller Coaster  Ethnic Cleansing Fade To Black Get Busy Dyin Bucket of Blood GUN Fishing And Now His Watch Is Ended John Key's Choices The Misers Once You Go Black Pan Breed Pity Da Foolz Sausage Party Of 20 Smart Beta List Heading Nowhere  Still Life The Heeflich Manoeuver The Living End The Skinny Kiltrunner The South Shall Rise Again  Thomas Jefferson Survives Waiting for the Hearse Waiver Wire Rookie Roundup Worm Farmer

McGann, Paul Born 14 November 1959  (Surrey, England) Actor, one of the four McGann acting brothers. Best known for his roles as Marwood in 'Withnail & I' and as the 8th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next

McGarry, Pete Date and place of birth unknown One of the faces of Channel 4's "Gogglebox". Angela of Death

McGiffin, Carol Born 1 February 1960  (Maidstone, Kent, England) TV panelist on inane afternoon show 'Loose Women'. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20

McGrath, Tom Born 7 August 1964  (Lynnwood, Washington, USA) Animator and director of DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' series of films. Stairway Tom Heaven

McGraw, Tim Born 1 May 1967  (Delhi, Louisiana, USA) Country musician with over 75 million worldwide album sales. Kardashians Gone Wild

McGuinness, Tom Born 2 December 1941  (London, UK) Bassist for Manfred Mann. Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McGuire, Victor Born 17 March 1964  (Liverpool, UK) Husky Scouse actor, has been playing husky Scourse characters in every British sitcom for the past 30 years. Passing of the passed Sitcom to Heaven Well Done If You Got These at Home

McIlroy, Jimmy Born 25 October 1931  (Lambeg, Antrim, Northern Ireland) Legendary footballer for Burnley and Northern Ireland. Bangels

McIlvanney, Hugh  Born 2 February 1934  (Kilmarnock, Scotland) Died 24 January 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Distinguished sports journalist who retired in 2016. Whatever's Written on your Death (That's All That Matters)

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. Sid And Marty Coffin

McIntyre, Kevin J.  Born 27 December 1960  (Dover, Delaware, USA) Died 2 January 2019  (Arlington, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) Former chairman of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission. Plan B from Outer Space

McIntyre, Velvet Born 24 November 1962  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish-born Canadian female wrestler. 19 Women and The Man

McKean, Michael Born 17 October 1947  (New York City, New York, USA) Veteran comic actor, a regular member of Christopher Guest's troop. Co-wrote most of the songs in "A Mighty Wind". Get a Clue

McKee, David Born 2 January 1935  (Tavistock, UK) Writer and illustrator, created Mr Benn among others. Drunkasaskunk

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Blood of Blood Coffin Fit BatLord of the WhoTrekLock The Cobbles Toll for Thee

McKennitt, Loreena Born 17 February 1957  (Morden, Canada) New agey-Celtic singer and harpist with over 14 million albums sold. We Are Not Jessica Chastain

McKenzie, Fay  Born 19 February 1918  (Hollywood, California, USA) Died 16 April 2019  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) 1940s film actress. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McLaughlin, John Born 4 January 1942  (Doncaster, UK) Jazz fusion guitarist, much loved by musos. Worked with Miles Davis on "Bitches Brew", among myriad other projects. Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Mclaurin, Virginia Born 12 March 1909  (South Carolina, USA) Community volunteer who famously danced with the Obamas in the White House aged 106. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

McLoughlin, Patrick Born 30 March 1957  (Stafford, Staffordshire, England) Conservative MP and current Chancellor for the Duchy of Lancaster. Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Miscreants

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. Francis of Arse-Easy 2019

McMillan, Ian Born 18 March 1931  (Airdrie, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer, nicknamed "The Wee Prime Minister." The Deadest Of The Dead

McMillan, Jimmy Born 1 December 1946  (New Smyrna Beach, Florida, USA) The guy who said "THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!" in that viral video from about 15 years ago. Obscura Camera

McMurtry, Stanley Born 4 May 1936  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Cartoonist for the Daily Mail. Poisoned Pens

McNamee, John Born 11 June 1941  (Coatbridge, UK) Scottish footballer, part of Newcastle's team the last time they won anything (1969). Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2019 United

McNaught, Ken Born 11 January 1955  (Fife, UK) Part of Aston Villa's 1982 European Cup-winning side. Also scored in their 1983 European Super Cup win against Barcelona. Waiting for Ugo

McNee, David  Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 26 April 2019  (Glasgow, UK) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. IT'S A COP-OUT 2019

McNeill, Billy  Born 2 March 1940  (Bellshill, Scotland) Died 22 April 2019  (Glasgow, UK) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) Legendary former Celtic player and manager. Bangels Crofty's Coffin Crew Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2019 United Sudden Death

McParland, Peter Born 25 April 1934  (Newry, Down, Northern Ireland) Former Aston Villa and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored both goals in the Villa's FA Cup victory over Manchester United in 1957. Waiting for Ugo

McPartlin, Anthony Born 18 November 1975  (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) Presenter and actor famed for his screen partnership with Declan Donnelly. The FEDs

McRaven, William H. Born 6 November 1955  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Former head of US Special Operations Command, not a big fan of Donny Trump. Finbarr Returns from the Dead

McShane, Ian Born 29 September 1942  (Blackburn, UK) TV actor, best known to those over 40 as Lovejoy and under as Al Swearengen in "Deadwood". Gone Solo Olivia and Company

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. The Final Whistle

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. Aye, they're off the fags alright Dead And Dusted Dead Is Dead Dead Spotters Death Can Be Funny

Meagher, Ray Born 4 July 1944  (Roma, Australia) Has played Alf Stewart in "Home and Away" since the show began in 1988. Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Meaker, Marijane Born 27 May 1927  (Auburn, New York, USA) Prodigious writer who, under the pseudonym Vin Packer, effectively created the genre of lesbian pulp fiction with works like "Spring Fire". The Whipping Posts

Mears, Ray Born 7 February 1964  (Kenley, Surrey, England) British author & TV presenter, expert in outdoor survival techniques. Natural Selection

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Music Deaths 2019 Popped Their Clogs The Survivors

Medvedev, Roy Born 14 November 1925  (Tblisi, Georgia) Political writer, expelled from the Communist Party in 1969 after the release of his anti-Stalinist tome "Let History Judge". Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Medwin, Terry Born 25 September 1932  (Swansea, Wales) Former Tottenham Hotspur and Wales winger. Sausage Party Of 20

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

Megellas, James Born 11 March 1917  (Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, USA) One of the most-decorated American military officers, portrayed by John Ratzenberger in 1977's "A Bridge Too Far". Obituarynotice

Mellencamp, John Born 7 October 1951  (Seymour, Indiana, USA) Also known as Johnny Cougar. He's a rock musician & songwriter. Men with Beards Music Deaths 2019

Melly, Andree Born 15 September 1932  (Liverpool, England) Actress and sister of the late George Melly. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Memmi, Albert Born 15 December 1920  (Tunisia) Tunisian-Jewish author. Death Is International

Mendelsohn, Nicola Born 29 August 1971  (Manchester, UK) Vice-president for EMEA operations of Facebook. Cancerous Hatred Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Mendenhall, Joseph Born 15 January 1920  (Calvert, Maryland, USA) US State Dept. official who advised JFK on Vietnam. Guess that went well… Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Mendes, Eva Born 5 March 1974  (Miami, Florida, USA) Model who was the de rigeur sexpot casting in 90% of 00s movies. Fatal Beauty

Mendes, Sergio Born 11 February 1941  (Rio, Brazil) Bossa nova musician, creator of the "played every time Brazil features in a film or on TV" classic "Mas Que Nada". Ohhh-ahhh-eee-ya-yo. Spirited Away

Mendy, Benjamin Born 17 July 1994  (Longjumeau, France) Injury-prone but World Cup-winning Manchester City defender. Team 25

Menem, Carlos Born 2 July 1930  (Anillaco, La Rioja, Argentina) President of Argentina from 1989-1999. Was subsequently indicted for all sort of corruption charges but still serves on the Argentine senate. I'm Fed Up With This World

Menes, Pierre Born 29 June 1963  (Paris, France) Outspoken French football pundit and commentator. P@F end of the game

Menounos, Litsa Born 2 September 1954  (Greece) Mother of US entertainment TV host Maria Menounos. Get Busy Dyin

Menounos, Maria Born 8 June 1978  (Medford, Massachusetts, USA) American TV presenter who also co-hosted the 2006 Eurovision in Greece. Tentoesup

Mentel-Spee, Bibian Born 27 September 1972  (Utrecht, Netherlands) Paralympian snowboarder, three-time gold medallist who has had numerous battles with cancer over the years. Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2019 United

Menzel, Jiri Born 23 February 1938  (Prague, Czech Republic) Film director, one of the leading lights in the Czech New Wave. Perfect 10

Mercado, Walter  Born 9 March 1932  (Ponce, Puerto Rico) Died 2 November 2019  (San Juan, Puerto Rico) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) TV astrologist, a instantly recognisable figure across Latin America. Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Mercier, Sheila  Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) Died 4 December 2019  (Kent, UK) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Ars-in-Hole Blueberry Crumble Coffin Fit Drop Dead Celebration It was acceptable in the 20's Madonna's Hand of Bod Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Poppin’ Clogs Propheticum per prophetam Slippery Soap The Buckley Mystic The A Team Time's-Up Team UTC Veddy Ready for Beddy Women's Deaths Matter Too

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Girlfriend in a Coma Partridge As Reaper

Mercure, Monique Born 14 November 1930  (Montreal, Canada) Actress, best known in the English language for her work in 1992's "Naked Lunch". Most Unique Picks 2019

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Merrick, Doris Born 6 June 1919  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Retired film actress. Obituarynotice

Merritt, Max Born 30 April 1941  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Singer-songwriter and leader of Max Merritt & The Meteors. The Show Can't Go On

Messina, Jo Dee Born 25 August 1970  (Framingham, Massachusetts, USA) Country singer-songwriter who dominated the genre's charts in the early 2000s. The Choir Invisibule

Meyers, Jonathan Rhys Born 27 July 1977  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Unpredictable Irish actor from the somewhat un-historical drama 'The Tudors'. Satan's Hootenanny

Michael, Glen Born 16 May 1926  (Devon, England) Scottish children's television presenter and entertainer. Born c. 1926. C. A. Daver

Michael of Kent, Prince Born 4 July 1942  (Coppins, Iver, Buckinghamshire, England) Cousin of the Queen, Grandson of King George V. Mainly has a ceremonial role, and is especially linked with Wimbledon's tennis prizegivings. Death Stinks

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Taking the Michael

Mikasa, Princess Born 4 June 1923  (Tokyo, Japan) One of the members of the Japanese Royal Family. Death Is International

Milan, Lita Born in Brooklyn, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Actress and widow of playboy dictator's son Ramfis Trujillo. Born 1933. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Miles, Sylvia  Born 9 September 1924  (New York City, New York City, USA) Died 12 June 2019  (Manhattan, New York, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) American film, stage and television actress was twice nominated for an academy award. 2020? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Blueberry Crumble The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Alternatively in the News Apricot Crumble Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Wayne Manor

Millen, Matt Born 12 March 1958  (Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania, USA) Four-time Super Bowl-winning linebacker and later the very unpopular president of the Detroit Lions. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association  Traded to the Saints Worm Farmer

Miller, Abby Lee Born 21 September 1965  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Dance instructor and star of the reality show "Dance Moms". Recently served time in prison for bankruptcy fraud and seemingly has a number of severe health issues. Breathless In Seattle The Choir Invisibule

Miller, Jonathan  Born 21 July 1934  (London, England) Died 27 November 2019  (London, UK) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Multi-talented threatre director, actor and medical doctor, one quarter of the pioneering satiral comedy revue 'Beyond the Fringe'. Sussex Stiffs

Miller, Marisa Born 6 August 1978  (Santa Cruz, California, USA) Victoria's Secret Angel, #1 on Maxim's "Hot 100" for 2008. Fatal Beauty

Miller, Norma  Born 2 December 1919  (Harlem, New York, USA) Died 5 May 2019  (Fort Myers, Florida, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Lindy hop dancer known as the "Queen of Swing". The last living member of the legendarsy Whitey’s Lindy Hoppers dance troop. Obituarynotice

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. Arthur's Theme: Are They Not Dead Yet? Breathless In Seattle

Mills, Frank Born 11 April 1927  (London, UK) British actor, best recognised for his role in 'Coronation Street' when his character married Betty Turpin. Slippery Soap

Mills, Hayley Born 18 April 1946  (London, England) Actress, in films from an early age, often starring alongside her father, Sir John. She's a Goner

Milner, Brenda Born 15 July 1918  (Manchester, England) English-born Canadian pioneer in the field of neuropsychology. Obituarynotice

Milo, Sandra Born 11 March 1933  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress, beloved of Fellini. Played the mistress, Carla, in "8 1/2". The Deadest Of The Dead

Milsap, Ronnie Born 16 January 1943  (Robbinsville, North Carolina, USA) Popular country music singer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Mimieux, Yvette Born 8 January 1942  (Los Angeles, California, USA)) Once-feted Hollywood leading lady, now best remembered as Weena in 1960's "The Time Machine". Not Of Rapist Ancestry Olivia and Company

Minaj, Nicki Born 8 December 1982  (Saint James, Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago) American rapper who tends to go a bit crazy with the hair and make-up. Kardashians Gone Wild  Noz4News

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Angela of Death Death Runs in the Family Grim McGraw Open The Pearly Gates I'm Fed Up With This World Sing Your Last Song For Me Wot The Deuce

Minogue, Dannii Born 20 July 1971  (Melbourne, Australia) The Marty Jannetty of Australian pop pixies, was a consant in lads' mags around the turn of the century. Shot in the Dark

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of 'Neighbours' fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. The South Shall Rise Again

Misaka, Wataru Born 21 December 1923  (Ogden, Utah, USA) Former New York Knicks basketball player, the first man to break the NBA colour barrier. Died November 2019 but no obit. Terror of the Vervoorts

Miskanic, Jackie Born 5 May 1996  (East Brunswick, New Jersey, USA) Singer, known professionally as Jax, who finished 3rd on the 14th season of "American Idol". Chemo Sabee

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. 20 Crooners Croakin' Chelski Pensioners Clog Poppers Curse of Fame Going Going Gone Pop go the Weasels Popped Their Clogs Roasting Bodies In Redcar @JonesEuro Women's Deaths Matter Too

Mnangagwa, Emmerson Born 15 September 1942  (Zvishavane, Zimbabwe) Revolutionary and shrewd political operator who became president of Zimbabwe after they kicked out DDP favourite Bob Mugabe. Nicknamed "The Crocodile": his supporters, accordingly, traditionally wear Lacoste clothing. DICKtators

Modi, Narendra Born 17 September 1950  (Vadnagar, India) Prime Minister of India since 2014. Men with Beards

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) Former King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Alternative Observations

Mohamad, Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Setar, Malaysia) Two-time and incumbent prime minister of Malaysia, the oldest serving elected world leader as of the start of 2019. Dead Continent The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard

Molby, Jan Born 4 July 1963  (Kolding, Denmark) Husky Liverpool midfielder of the Dalglish era, famed more than anything for his hybrid Scouse/Danish accent. Welcome to heysHELL

Monbiot, George Born 27 January 1963  (London, UK) Insufferable political activist and Guardian columnist. Has backed five different political parties in the past 12 years. See You In Hell

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Bucket Of Warm Spit Death Nebula 3000 From Here to Eternity Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… Riding The Jesus Train

Monier, Paulette Date and place of birth unknown Old French woman who, during an Armistice Day event, asked Angela Merkel if she was Emmanuel Macron's wife. Born c.1918. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Montague, George Date and place of birth unknown Self-dubbed "oldest gay in the village", Brighton resident and a long-time campaigner for pardons for those jailed for homosexual acts in the 1950s. Passing of the passed

Montenegro, Fernanda Born 16 October 1929  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Brazillian actress, nominated for the Best Actress Oscar in 1999 for 'Central Station'. The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi

Montgomerie, Colin Born 23 June 1963  (Glasgow, UK) The Thomas Jefferson Survives of professional golf. In terms of repeatedly finishing runner up and never taking the big prize, rather than TJS cheating on his wife repeatedly. Go on Be a Sport - Die in 2019

Montgomery, Dacre Born 22 November 1994  (Perth, Australia) Australian actor, played the Red Power Ranger in the 2017 reboot and now turning up in "Stranger Things". Team 25

Moody, Tom Born 2 October 1965  (Adelaide, Australia) Australian former international cricketer and coach. Stairway Tom Heaven

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Taking the Michael

Moore, Christy Born 7 May 1945  (Newbridge, County Kildare, Rep of Ireland) Politically-minded folk singer-songwriter, one of the founding members of the bands, Planxty and Moving Hearts. Sussex Stiffs

Moore, Dorothy Born 13 October 1936  (Jackson, Mississippi, USA) R&B singer of 'Misty Blue' fame. Decomposing Blubber

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Taking the Michael

Moore, Mike Born 28 January 1949  (Whakatane, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand) Former Director-General of the World Trade Organization. Briefly Prime Minister of Zealand in 1990. The Heeflich Manoeuver

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Miscreants

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Moo-song, Jeon Born 28 September 1941  (Haeju, North Korea) South Korea's leading theatre actor. Obscura Camera

Morabito, Giuseppe Born 15 August 1934  (Africo, Italy) 'Ndrangheta mob boss, nicknamed "Shoot Straight". Took on the Mafia on their own turf when he and his associates took control of Messina in the 1970s. A Pelican in The Wilderness

Morales, Pedro  Born 22 October 1942  (Culebra, Puerto Rico) Died 12 February 2019  (New Jersey, USA) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) WWE wrestler. The One's That Won't Go Away

Morales Bermudez, Francisco Born 4 October 1921  (Lima, Peru) President of Peru from 1975-1980. Complications from a fall Team A

Moreland, Mo Born in Sheffield, UK  (exact date unknown) Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1947. Breathless In Seattle Decomposing Blubber

Morello, Tom Born 30 May 1964  (Manhatten, New York, USA) Guitarist and political activist with Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave. Stairway Tom Heaven

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. Awarded Oscarites Where's My Damn List?

Morgan, Jane Born 3 May 1924  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Popular singer from the 1950s. #1 Hits

Morley, Julia Born 2 October 1939  (London, UK) Former model, who has ran the Miss World Organization since the death of her husband Eric in 2000. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2019

Morley, Ken Born 17 January 1943  (Chorley, Lancashire, England) Character actor who became a cult figure among the students as the bumbling Bettabuys store manager Reg Holdsworth in 'Coronation Street'. Unpersons

Moroun, Manuel Born 5 June 1927  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) US billionaire, controls the Ambassador Bridge crossing between the country and Canada. Made In Detroit

Morpurgo, Michael Born 5 October 1943  (St Albans, UK) Leading children's author, behind works such as "War Horse". Fat kids always win at seesaw

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral Viva l'Italia, la morte

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Morris, Jan Born 2 October 1926  (Clevedon, Somerset, England) Historian & travel writer, born James Morris, but had sex reassignment surgery & now works under the name of Jan. Curse of Fame Passing

Morris, Laina Born 22 June 1991  (Denton, Texas, USA) The "Overly Attached Girlfriend" meme… Obscura Camera

Morrison, Dorothy Born 3 January 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Silent film actress from the 'Our Gang' series. Now believed to have died in 2017. Obituarynotice Old People Smell Of Piss

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Music Deaths 2019 Sausage Party Of 20 Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. Blood of Blood Boddies... Manchester's Finest Boo! I'm Dead Dead Loss Death Nebula 3000 I Told You I Was Ill Open The Pearly Gates Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Squid's Stiffs The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Worst Acronym Team Wayne Manor

Morse, Robert Born 18 May 1931  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Actor who played advertising executive Bertram Cooper in 'Mad Men'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Mortensen, Chris Born 7 November 1951  (Torrence, California, USA) US TV sports journalist for ESPN. Traded to the Saints Valar Morghulis

Mortimer, Angela Born 21 April 1932  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Retired tennis player. Winner of three Grand Slam titles including Wimbledon in 1961. Drop Dead Celebration

Moss, Alan  Born 14 November 1930  (London, UK) Died 12 March 2019  (Maidenhead, UK) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former England test cricketer. Blueberry Crumble

Moss, Ernie Born 19 October 1949  (Hollingwood, UK) Chesterfield club legend, scored a club-record 192 goals for them in 539 appearances. Now suffering from Pict's disease. Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health GUN Away

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Once hungs around with Pete Doherty. Now hangs around with some other fashionable rock musician.. Blood of Blood

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. It's Grim Up North Apricot Crumble Are You Still Dying, Darling? Chelski Pensioners Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Death Nebula 3000 Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Departures Board Don't Eat The Figs Drunkasaskunk eejit Funeral Furore Garden of Eden  How the heck are you still alive?! I'll sleep when you're dead It's A Grim World (After All) Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Only Fools and Corpses Oscar The Beast Poppin’ Clogs  Pull my finger Spectre of Death Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2019 United Terror of the Vervoorts The Choir Invisibule The Conqueror Worm The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2019 The Final Whistle The Heeflich Manoeuver Szaboss!! UTC You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Mota, Manny Born 18 February 1938  (Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic) Former MLB outfielder who later spent 33 years as a coach with the LA Dodgers. American As Apple Pie

Mountcharles, Henry Born 25 May 1951  (place of birth unknown) Peer who has cultivated an image as the "rock 'n' roll aristocrat" through putting on numerous shows at his ancestral home, Slane Castle. The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Mountjoy, Doug Born 8 June 1942  (Tir-y-Berth, Wales) Former snooker player, runner-up in the 1981 World Championship. Szaboss!!

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. Great Gig in the Sky

Mower, Patrick Born 12 September 1938  (Oxford, England) Smoothy actor of 'Target' and 'Emmerdale' fame. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Garden of Eden

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. Black Penguins of Doom Circling The Drain DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Decomposing Blubber Finbarr Returns from the Dead Fuck 'Em All Grim McGraw Researched to Death Heef's Politics XX Lead, Follow and Die This Year Pickett's Popped Off Picks I'm Fed Up With This World Poppin’ Clogs Ruling The Afterlife See You In Hell Team A Team Cat AIDS The Conqueror Worm The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury

Mugabe, Grace Born 23 July 1965  (Benoni, South Africa) Loving wife of Crazy Bob. Her alleged attempts to set up a direct line of succession caused the Zimbabwean coup of 2017. Deader than a dead thing

Mugabe, Robert  Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) Died 6 September 2019  (Singapore) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing Abracadaver Amanita virosa Ambledown Ars-in-Hole Bladerunner BLIMEY! Worm Fodder Brownest Bread Charon's Crew Chelski Pensioners Circling The Drain Complications from a fall Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently  Crofty's Coffin Crew Curse of Fame Dai Yab'stards Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Deader than a dead thing Deadies 6 Dead Loss Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Departures Board Dinner Reservation for 20 Falling Off The Perch Fat kids always win at seesaw The Forest Lawn Jockeys Francis of Arse-Easy 2019 Girlfriend in a Coma Going Going Gone Golden Oldies!  Grave Danger Grief encounter  GuardiDeadArmy Guild of Master Reapers Heads of Fate Heaven can't wait Heef's Politics XX Hell to the Chief Hippoposthumous His and Hearse House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I Told You I Was Ill Jellydead Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre JoeRam Jumptheshark v.10.0 Kennedy Driving School They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Lead, Follow and Die This Year Life's too short Madonna's Hand of Bod .....Norfolk & Good No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us Old Lags and Old Slags  One should keep their fingers crossed Only Fools and Corpses Oscar The Beast Partridge As Reaper Pearly Gates Permanent Kip Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pity Da Foolz I'm Fed Up With This World Poppin’ Clogs Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks Ruling The Afterlife See You In Hell Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Survivors Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team A Team Europe The FEDs The Buckley Mystic The A Team The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Crowdsourced Deathlist Sovereign-Reaper The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi The Heeflich Manoeuver The Killage People Robbie's Rotting The Old Ones Are The Pests The Old Lady The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park The Retirement Village The South Shall Rise Again This Mortal Coil Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Twenty Little Roosters Vicky's Wish List Waiting for a Star to Fall Who Turned Out The Lights? Windsor the Troll You Ain't Seen Me, Right? You Must Be Croaking!

Mujica, Jose Born 20 May 1935  (Montevideo, Uruguay) Modest living President of Uruguay from 2010 to 2015. The Politicorpses The South Shall Rise Again

Muldaur, Maria Born 12 September 1943  (Greenwich Village, New York, USA) Folk singer, whose best known hit was the 1974 song 'Midnight at the Oasis'. The Tour Never Ends

Mull, Martin Born 18 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Comedian and actor ("Clue", "Arrested Development", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch") who always seemed more comfortable playing guitar and painting than trying to be a A-list star. Get a Clue Laughter Kills

Muller, Gerd Born 3 November 1945  (Nordlingen, Germany) Legendary goal-poacher for Bayern Munich and West Germany, nicknamed "Der Bomber". Amanita virosa Funeral Furore Go on Be a Sport - Die in 2019 P@F end of the game Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2019 United Sudden Death You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Munger, Charlie Born 1 January 1924  (Omaga, Nebraska, USA) Vice chairman of Berkshire Hathaway and long-time associate of "The Oracle of Omaha" Warren Buffett. And they all died

Muniz, Frankie Born 5 December 1985  (Wood-Ridge, New Jersey, USA) Star of quirky noughties US sitcom 'Malcolm in the Middle'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Kardashians Gone Wild Noz4News

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. Dinner Reservation for 20 Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Munroe, Carmen Born 12 November 1932  (Berbice, Guyana) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian-born media tycoon. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. Bladerunner Boo! I'm Dead Coffin Fit Dick Smith's OzEDeath List Fireball Hangman's XX IMGONESOLONG Not At All Well Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Pearly Gates Pretty Noose Team Europe The Right to Die You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Murphy, Ben Born 6 March 1942  (Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA) Actor who played Kid Curry in TV show "Alias Smith and Jones". All these moments will be lost

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. C. A. Daver Comedy Cremations Headstone Hunters Last of The Summer Winos Spectre of Death The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Murphy, Michael  Date and place of birth unknown Died 21 February 2019  (Malabar, Australia) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) One of five men convicted of murdering Australian beauty paegant model Anita Cobby in 1986, a notorious crime in the country. Day In The Death Bucket of Blood Going Underground Once You Go Black The South Shall Rise Again

Murray, Cheryl Born 13 July 1952  (Liverpool, UK) Played Suzie Birchall on "Coronation Street" between 1977 and 1979, her career was derailed by MS. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. BBC Heaven

Murray, Patrick Born 17 December 1956  (London, England) British comic actor, Mickey Pearce in 'Only Fools And Horses'. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. Bladerunner Time's-Up Team You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Murray, Tony Born 8 February 1920  (Paris, France) French-born British businessman, billionaire owner of London Security. Stiff Upper Lip Time's-Up Team

Musk, Elon Born 28 June 1971  (Pretoria, South Africa) Uber-rich co-founder of PayPal and current bigwig with SpaceX and Tesla. Seemingly getting too into his role as a comic strip evil billionaire in recent years. One should keep their fingers crossed The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard

Muti, Riccardo Born 28 July 1941  (Naples, Italy) Leading Italian conductor, most associated with the works of Verdi. Viva l'Italia, la morte

Mwinyi, Ali Hassan Born 8 May 1925  (Kivure, Tanzania) Former President of Tanzania, from 1985-95. Complications from a fall Heads of Fate

Myers, Mike Born 25 May 1963  (Scarborough, Canada) Comedy actor who ruled the box office for 15-odd years but has taken a step back since his 2008 bomb "The Love Guru". Gone Solo Taking Out The Trash in 2019

Myung-hun, Ri Born 14 September 1967  (North Korea) 7'8 ½"-tall basketball player, would have been an NBA draft but was unable to compete due to US trade sanctions on North Korea. Waiver Wire Rookie Roundup

Mzembi, Walter Born 16 March 1964  (Masvingo, Zimbabwe) Former Zimbabwean foreign minister, accused of some dodgy finances in 2018 leading to his removal from government. Cancerous Hatred The Whipping Posts

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