Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2019: F

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F, Christiane Born 20 May 1962  (Hamburg, Germany) Born as Christiane Felscherinow. German author, whose story about her life as a teenage heroin addict became a best-seller in the late 70s. The One's That Won't Go Away

Fabric, Bent Born 7 December 1924  (Frederiksberg, Denmark) Danish pianist and composer. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Ikea Nokia Lego IMGONESOLONG

Fabry, Glenn Born 24 March 1961  (London, UK) British comics artist, worked with both 2000 AD and Neil Gaiman. Diagnosed with lung cancer in 2018. Predictor's Predictions

Faderman, Lillian Born 18 July 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) LGBT author and historian. Coffinio De Lesbos

Fahey, Peter Born 18 January 1959  (London, England) Former Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police. IT'S A COP-OUT 2019

Fairley, Michelle Born in Coleraine, UK  (exact date unknown) Northern Irish character actress, "Game of Thrones", "Harry Potter", all the usual favourites. In the Game of Dead Pool I Win and They Die

Fairlie, Andrew  Born 21 November 1963  (Perth, Scotland) Died 22 January 2019  (Tayside, UK) Age at death: 55  (read death notice) Scottish Michelin-starred chef who runs a restaurant in Gleneagles golf resort. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying  2020? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Amanita virosa Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel Cancel My Appointments Cancerous Hatred The Love Boat Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day In The Death Deceased Hose Droller Coaster Ethnic Cleansing Fade To Black Finbarr Returns from the Dead Funeral Holmes Bucket of Blood Going Underground  Guild of Master Reapers GUN Fishing Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre  The Misers Once You Go Black Pan Breed People I Think Might Die In 2019 United  Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Still Life The Deadest Of The Dead The Living End  The Skinny Kiltrunner Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister You Must Be Croaking!

Fairouz, (singer) Born 21 November 1934  (Beirut, Lebanon) One of the biggest musical stars in the Middle East, with over 150 million records sold. Nicknamed "The Jewel of Lebanon". Dead Continent

Faithfull, Marianne Born 29 December 1946  (Hampstead, London, England) Singer, actress and ex-girlfriend of Mick Jagger. Popped Their Clogs

Fakhri, Sabah Born 2 May 1933  (Aleppo, Syria) Popular Syrian singer. Dead Continent

Falana, Lola Born 11 September 1942  (Camden, New Jersey, USA) Dancer and 1970s pin-up who I honestly though had been dead for 20 years. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Falder, Matthew Born in Manchester, UK  (exact date unknown) Oceanographer and Cambridge graduate who became one of the UK's most prolific child sex offenders. Currently serving a 25-year sentence for 137 offences against 46 children. Time to Take Out the Trash

Fallon, Michael Born 14 May 1952  (Perth, Scotland) Hawish UK Defence Secretary since 2014. Cause I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Fambrough, Henry Born 10 May 1938  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Vocalist and last-surviving original member of R&B legends The (Detroit) Spinners. The Survivors

Fanning, Dakota Born 23 February 1994  (Conyers, Georgia, USA) Actress from the 'Twilight' series of teen films. Team 25

Fanning, Elle Born 9 April 1998  (place of birth unknown) Younger sister of Dakota, starred in The Neon Demon and Super 8. Fatal Beauty

Fantoni, Barry Born 28 February 1940  (London, England) Writer of Chinese Astrology books and owner of Neasden FC. Poisoned Pens

Farage, Nigel Born 3 April 1964  (Kent, England) Leader of the ultra-eurosceptical UK Independence Party. Dai Yab'stards One should keep their fingers crossed Fucked n' Dumped

Farlowe, Chris Born 13 October 1940  (London, UK) English blues singer who had a 1966 #1 single with his cover of the Rolling Stones' "Out of Time". #1 Hits Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Farmanfarmaian, Monir Shahroudy  Born 16 December 1922  (Qazvin, Iran) Died 20 April 2019  (Tehran, Iran) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Iranian artist. Born 1924. Death Is International

Farnon, Dennis Born 13 August 1923  (Toronto, Canada) TV composer whose library music has achieved impressive staying power, still being used in shows like "Spongebob Squarepants" to this day. IMGONESOLONG Time's-Up Team

Farr, Jamie Born 1 July 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Former M*A*S*H* star, also a TV game-show panellist in the US Ding Dong Bell, Celebs in a well Illinois Reaper Beater (Version 3.0) Rotting Kanzlerin Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20

Farrakhan, Louis Born 11 May 1933  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Outspoken and often controversial leader of the Nation of Islam. Real name Louis Eugene Walcott. See You In Hell

Farrell, Mike Born 6 February 1939  (St. Paul, Minnesota, USA) American actor. Captain B.J. Hunnicutt in the TV smash 'M*A*S*H', natch… Ding Dong Bell, Celebs in a well

Fasan, Ernst Born in Vienna, Austria  (exact date unknown) Austrian lawyer whose speciality is space law. That's judicial as opposed to physical law. Born 1926. Alternative Observations

Fass, Bob Born 29 June 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) DJ whose show, Radio Unnameable, has been broadcasting for over 50 years. Highly influential in 1960s counter-culture. Peace, Drugs, and Death

Fawkes, Wally Born 21 June 1924  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Jazz clarinettist; as cartoonist Trog, he created Flook. Poisoned Pens

Fearn, Ronald Born 6 February 1931  (Ormskirk, UK) Liberal Democrat MP for Southport from 1987-1992. Now in the House of Lords. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Feeney, Chuck Born 23 April 1931  (Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA) Businessman who made his billions by being an early proponent of duty-free shopping. Known for his frugality (he still rents his own house) and donating money to the 'ra. The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Feinstein, Dianne Born 22 June 1933  (San Francisco, California, USA) Former mayor of San Francisco and Senator for California since 1992. Kennedy Driving School Unusual Suspects

Feldman, Corey Born 16 July 1971  (Chatsworth, California, USA) Hugely successful child & teenage actor who has found it difficult to repeat his success of the '80s & early '90s in recent years. Kardashians Gone Wild Worlds Worst Mixtape

Feldon, Barbara Born 12 March 1933  (Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, USA) Actress best known as Agent 99 in the cult '60s comedy series 'Get Smart'. Pearly Gates Trojan Hearse Szaboss!!

Feldshuh, Tovah Born 27 December 1953  (New York City, New York, USA) Broadway actress who occasionally pops up on TV shows such as 'The Walking Dead'. Zodiac's Wishlist

Feliciano, Jose Born 10 September 1945  (Lares, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican singer who combined latin pop with easy listening, most famously on his cover of The Doors' "Light My Fire". Angela of Death

Fenton, Leonard Born 29 April 1926  (London, England) TV actor - played Dr Legg in 'EastEnders'. Around the Square It was acceptable in the 20's Slippery Soap

Ferencz, Benjamin B. Born 11 March 1920  (Transylvania, Romania) Romanian-born US Lawyer who was Chief Prosecutor for the US Army at the Nuremburg trials. Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death The Survivors

Ferguson, Alex Born 31 December 1941  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Angry, bullying, unsmiling, much-loathed former manager of Manchester United. Ambledown Go on Be a Sport - Die in 2019  GuardiDeadArmy Heaven can't wait I'll sleep when you're dead P@F end of the game Satan's Hootenanny So long and thanks for all the Fish

Fergusson, Jean  Born 30 December 1944  (Wakefield, Yorkshire, England) Died 14 November 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Actress best known as the brassy Marina in the long-running sitcom 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of The Summer Winos Well Done If You Got These at Home

Ferlinghetti, Lawrence Born 24 March 1919  (Yonkers, New York, USA) Last of the beat poets. Owns the City Lights bookshop in San Francisco. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Old People Party of 20

Fernandes, George  Born 3 June 1930  (Mangalore, South Canara, India) Died 29 January 2019  (New Dehli, India) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Indian politician. Has held several ministerial positions, most notably that of Defence. BFS - ML & KH I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life

Fernandez, Dominique Born 25 August 1929  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French novelist and travel writer. Spirited Away

Fernandez, Vicente Born 17 February 1940  (Guadalajara, Mexico) Greatest living singer in Mexico, Grammy award winner, possessor of a star on Hollywood's Walk of fame. American As Apple Pie

Ferrell, Conchata Born 28 March 1943  (Loudendale, West Virginia, USA) American actress - 'LA Law', 'Two and a Half Men' etc. We Are Not Jessica Chastain

Ferrell, Will Born 16 July 1967  (Irvine, California, USA) Comedian and actor ('Elf', 'Anchorman'). Sid And Marty Coffin

Ferrigno, Lou Born 9 November 1951  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor and bodybuilder who used to scare the living shit out of the Man In Black when he was a nipper, when he played the 'Incredible Hulk' in the 1970s series. All these moments will be lost

Ferry, Bryan Born 26 September 1945  (Washington, Tyne and Wear, England) Musician and lead singer of art-rock giants Roxy Music. Say Hello To The Angels

Fiano, Julian Date and place of birth unknown Electrician who appeared on the Channel 4 show "First Dates" in 2018 despite being given months to live with a brain tumour. Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Going Underground Neither There Nor Thereabouts The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Living End The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Fielding, Janet Born 9 September 1953  (Brisbane, Queensland, Australia) Australian actress best known as mouthy companion Tegan Jovanka in 'Doctor Who' from 1981-84. Beyond a Little Peaky

Fiennes, Nathaniel Born 22 September 1920  (place of birth unknown) Baron of Saye and Sele since 1968 and former chairman of the Ernest Cook Trust. Stiff Upper Lip

Figes, Kate  Born 6 November 1957  (London, UK) Died 7 December 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 62  (read death notice) Journalist and author of non-fiction teen books. Born 1957. The Living End

Figuerola, Enrique Born 15 July 1938  (Santiago de Cuba, Cuba) Sprinter, won silver in the 1964 Olympics 100m. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Finkel, Howard Born 7 June 1950  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Ring announcer who has been working for the WWWF/WWF/WWE longer than Vince McMahon, making him the most tenured employee in company history. Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

Finnbogadottir, Vigdis Born 15 April 1930  (Reykjavik, Iceland) The World's first elected female head of state when she became President of Iceland in 1980. Ikea Nokia Lego

Finney, Albert  Born 9 May 1936  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Died 7 February 2019  (London, UK) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Award-winning actor, with over 40 years' experience on the big screen. Best known recently for films like 'Erin Brockovich' and TV shows such as 'The Gathering Storm'. Not impartial to good food and drink, and lots of it. Black Penguins of Doom  Boddies... Manchester's Finest Dead Is Dead Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2019

Finsterwald, Dow Born 6 September 1929  (Athens, Ohio, USA) Former professional golfer. Winnner of the US PGA Championship in 1958. In The Hole!

Fiorina, Carly Born 6 September 1954  (Austin, Texas, USA) Former Hewlett-Packard CEO who very briefly looked like a possible Republican presidential candidate for 2016. Bucket Of Warm Spit

Firth, Colin Born 10 September 1960  (Grayshott, Hampshire, England) Oscar-winning actor who caused many a heart to flutter as Mr. Darcy in the BBC's 'Pride and Prejudice' in 1995 which led to the big time. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Fish, Michael Born 27 April 1944  (Eastbourne, East Sussex, England) Arguably the most famous weather forecaster in the UK. Famously pilloried after playing down the 'Great Storm' of 1987 in a forecast that evening. Will there be a cold front for Michael this year? Abracadaver Angela of Death

Fish (designer), Michael Born in London, UK  (exact date unknown) Not the weatherman, but rather the fashion designer who invented the kipper tie and helped create famous looks for David Bowie, Mick Jagger and Jon Pertwee. People I Think Might Die In 2019 United

Fisher, Frances Born 11 May 1952  (Milford on Sea, UK) Actress, perhaps best remembered as Kate Winslet's mum in "Titanic". Super Squirrels

Fisher, Gregor Born 22 December 1953  (Menstrie, Scotland) Comeidan and acotr best recognised as the drunken philosopher Rab C. Nesbitt and for his follicly-challenged Baldy Man. Sitcom to Heaven Team Europe

Fitzgibbon, Maggie Born 30 January 1929  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian singer who often turned up on British light entertainment shows in the 1960s and 70s, as well as starring in forgotten soap opera "The Newcomers". Time's-Up Team

FitzRoy, Fortune Born 24 February 1920  (Ashfold, Sussex, England) The Dowager Duchess of Grafton and Mistress of Robes to Queen Elizabeth II. Apricot Crumble Brownest Bread

Flack, Audrey Born 30 May 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) American artist, proponent and leading figure in the photorealist movement. All Death Is Consolation

Flack, Roberta Born 10 February 1937  (Black Mountain, North Carolina, USA) R&B singer whose biggest hit was 'Killing Me Softly with His Song' in 1973. Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Permanent Kip

Flair, Ric Born 25 February 1949  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Retired professional wrestler, born Richard Morgan Fliehr. Grappling with Mortality Well, it was a decent innings… Oliver's Army (of the Dead) Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Chemo Sabee @JonesEuro Worm Farmer

Flanagan, Lewis Born in Thornaby, UK  (exact date unknown) Contestant on the final civillian Big Brother citizen, kicked out for being a big ol' racist. Unpersons

Flanagan, Ronnie Born 25 March 1949  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Former Chief Constable of the Royal Ulster Constabulary and it's successor Police Service of Northern Ireland. IT'S A COP-OUT 2019

Flatley, Michael Born 16 July 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Dancer, most famous for his performance in 'Riverdance'. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Flav, Flavor Born 16 March 1959  (Roosevelt, New York, USA) "Yeah boiiiii"-ing comic relief for hip-hop icons Public Enemy, known for wearing a big ol' clock around his neck. Gris Gris ShitLuck

Fleetwood, Mick Born 24 June 1947  (Redruth, Cornwall, England) Drummer with successful rock band Fleetwood Mac. Taking the Michael

Fleiss, Heidi Born 30 December 1965  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Infamous Hollywood "madam", jailed for 20 months in 1996 for runing a prostitution ring. Old Lags and Old Slags

Fleming, Rhonda Born 10 August 1923  (Hollywood, California, USA) Film actress of the 1950s, later a regular on television. Are We Rolling? Death Nebula 3000 Gooseberry Crumble Death Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry Moldy Oldies

Fletcher, Louise Born 22 July 1934  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Film & television actress who won an Oscar in 1975 for her portrayal of the uncompromising Nurse Ratched in 'One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest'. Awarded Oscarites

Fletcher, Tom Born 17 July 1985  (London, England) McFly guitarist and children's author. Stairway Tom Heaven

Fleur Mount Cameron, Mary Born 22 October 1934  (place of birth unknown) Mother of former Prime Minister David Cameron. The Family Tomb

Flint, Hughie Born 15 March 1940  (Manchester, UK) Drummer best known for his work with John Mayall. Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Flores, Tom Born 21 March 1937  (Fresno, California, USA) Groundbreaking NFL player, the first Hispanic starting quarterback and the first POC to coach a Super Bowl-winning side. Not Of Rapist Ancestry

Flowers, Ron Born 28 July 1934  (Edliington, Doncaster, England) Former Wolverhampton Wanderers and England midfielder. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Bangels  Garden of Eden Sudden Death

Floyd, James C. Born 20 October 1914  (Manchester, UK) Chief designer on the Avro C102, the world's second jetliner. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Obituarynotice

Fluck, Peter Born 7 April 1941  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Other half of …and Flaw, creators of 'Spitting Image'. Poisoned Pens

Flynn, Paul  Born 9 February 1935  (Cardiff, Wales) Died 17 February 2019  (Newport, UK) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Labour MP for Newport West, writes books about it. Bladerunner No more expenses The A Team

Flynt, Larry Born 1 November 1942  (Salyersville, Kentucky, USA) American pornography publisher, who lost his virginity to a chicken. Paralysed from the waist down after a murder attempt in the 1970s. Well, it was a decent innings… Mr C I'm Fed Up With This World

Fogerty, John Born 28 May 1945  (Berkeley, California, USA) Lead singer and songwriter of Creedence Clearwater Revival. Arthur's Theme: Are They Not Dead Yet?

Fogle, Ben Born 3 November 1973  (Bryanston, Dorset, England) British television presenter & occasional "adventurer" who came to fame through reality TV programme 'Castaway' and unfortunately has been on the TV ever since. Natural Selection

Foley, James Born 28 December 1953  (New York City, New York, USA) US film director ('Glengarry Glen Ross'). Zodiac's Wishlist

Fonda, Jane Born 21 December 1937  (New York, New York, USA) Actress, daughter of actor Henry Fonda. Peace, Drugs, and Death

Fontaine, Brigitte Born 24 June 1939  (Morlaix, France) Avant-garde singer, songwriter and poet. The Tour Never Ends

Fontaine, Just Born 18 August 1933  (Marrakech, Morocco) Moroccan-born France International footballer. Scored a remarkable 13 goals in the 1958 World Cup, a record unlikely to be broken. Black Penguins of Doom Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls

Ford, Carole Ann Born 16 June 1940  (Ilford, UK) Actress who played the original 'Doctor Who' companion, Susan in 1963. Dr Who's Next

Ford, Harrison Born 13 July 1942  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor who hit the big time as Han Solo in the Star Wars trilogy before starring in the Indiana Jones series and other classics such as 'Blade Runner'. Strapping on the blaster again as Solo for the Star Wars revival. From Here to Eternity Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

Ford, Martha Born 16 September 1925  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Member of the Firestone family who married Henry Ford's grandson, making her automotive royalty. Traded to the Saints

Ford, Tom Born 27 August 1961  (Austin, Texas, USA) American fashion designer who also found time to direct Oscar-nominated movie "A Single Man". Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Ford, Whitey Born 21 October 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Pitcher for the New York Yankees for 18 years, wninning six World Series titles. Arthur's Theme: Are They Not Dead Yet?

Fordham, Andy "The Viking" Born 2 February 1962  (London, England) BDO world darts champion. He once weighed about 30 stone, but has lost shedloads of weight in the last few years. Before that, according to the Daily Mirror, "a dart attack waiting to happen". Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Life Flies By So Fast

Forlani, Arnaldo Born 8 December 1925  (Pesaro, Italy) Former Italian PM who resigned in disgrace after the P2 Affair. Abracadaver Complications from a fall Viva l'Italia, la morte

Forrest, Frederic Born 23 December 1936  (Waxahachie, Texas, USA) U.S. film actor, recognisable from films such as 'Apocalypse Now' and 'Falling Down'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Forshaw, Jeff Born 26 February 1968  (place of birth unknown) Particle physicist and a regular on TV science shows. Natural Selection

Forte, Fabian Born 6 February 1943  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Minor teen idol of the late 50s who was marketed as a more wholesome version of Elvis Presley. Dodged military service thanks to a doctor's note that suggested he would "develop homosexual tendencies" if conscripted. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Fortune, Lance Born 4 January 1940  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Managed by the legendary Larry Parnes, Fortune had a big hit in 1960 with 'Be Mine'. Trojan Hearse

Foster, Brendan Born 12 January 1948  (Hebbern, Tyne & Wear, England) Athletics commentator who held world records in distance events in the 1970s. Sussex Stiffs

Foster, Dianne Born 31 October 1928  (Edmonton, Canada) Canadian actress who retired from the industry in the early 1960s. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Foster, Don Born 31 March 1947  (Preston, UK) Former Liberal Democrat MP for Bath. Dinner Reservation for 20

Foster, Ezola Born 9 August 1938  (Maurice, Louisiana, USA) American political activist, one of the leading black conservative voices during the 1990s. Bucket Of Warm Spit

Foster, Norman Born 1 June 1935  (Reddish, Stockport, England) Architect & designer, perhaps best known either for the Swiss Re tower, aka the London Gherkin, or for the Hearst Tower in New York City. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Fowlds, Mr Derek Born 2 September 1937  (London, England) Actor, best known as the PPS Bernard Woolley in 'Yes Minister' and as grouchy policeman turned pub landlord Oscar Blaketon in 'Heartbeat'. Don't Eat The Figs

Fowler, Daphne Born 5 January 1939  (Warwick, Warwickshire, England) TV quiz veteran, one of the so-called 'Eggheads'. Time's-Up Team

Fowler, Norman Born 2 May 1938  (Chelmsford, Essex, England) British cabinet Minister in the Thatcher and Major governments. Famously resigned "to spend more time with my family" in 1990. Abracadaver

Fox, Edward Born 13 April 1937  (London, England) British actor, known for his "siff upper lip" roles but his best known turn was as the would-be assassin of Charles de Gaulle in 'The Day of the Jackal'. The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury Unusual Suspects

Fox, Megan Born 16 May 1986  (Oak Ridge, Tennessee, USA) Michael Bay's Pygmalion. Fatal Beauty

Fox, Michael J. Born 9 June 1961  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Pint-sized actor of 'Back To The Future' fame. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991. 5 Feet and 1 to Go  Aardvark Man Dai Yab'stards  Deadies 6 Death Can Be Funny Taking the Michael His and Hearse Lived So Let's Die Moldy Oldies Neither There Nor Thereabouts Oliver's Army (of the Dead) Say Hi To Uncle George Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Fox, Oz Born 18 June 1961  (Whittier, California, USA) Lead guitarist for much-mocked Christian glam metal act Stryper. Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Fox, Pixee Born 12 April 1990  (Gavle, Sweden) Aspiring model who has had a variety of plastic surgery operations to make her look like a cartoon character. Born c.1990. P@F #metoo

France, Marie Born 9 February 1946  (Oran, Algeria) French pop icon and sex symbol of the 1970s. Passing

Francis, Connie Born 12 December 1938  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Pop singer, particularly big in the late 1950s but has kept a low profile since the mid 1980s. 20 Crooners Croakin' I Told You I Was Ill Jane's Antique Wrinklies

Francis, Pope Born 17 December 1936  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Pope since 2013. Belmont-Cragin Reaper Francis of Arse-Easy 2019 Illinois Reaper Beater (Version 3.0) Wayne Manor

Francisco, Don Born 28 December 1940  (Talca, Chile) Chilean-born TV presenter. American As Apple Pie

Francisco, Silvino Born 3 May 1946  (Cape Town, South Africa) South African former snooker player, who has been in trouble with the law in recent years. Fucked n' Dumped

Franken, Al Born 21 May 1951  (New York City, New York, USA) Heavy set former comedian and US senator. They're all jesters in the senate in my opinion, right guys???? Cause I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo

Frankland, William Born 19 March 1912  (Battle, UK) Immunologist who introduced the pollen count into popular discourse. Bladerunner  Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Gray Panthers

Franklin, Richard Born 15 January 1936  (London, England) Actor best recognised as the flawed Captain Mike Yates in the Jon Pertwee era of 'Doctor Who'. Dabbled in politics and has stood as a candidate in four general elections for four different parties! Maybe he needs to have another look at that blue crystal! Dr Who's Next Time's-Up Team

Fransen, Jayda Date and place of birth unknown Former deputy leader of fascist organisation Britain First. Once retweeted by Donald Trump. One should keep their fingers crossed

Franzese, Sonny Born 6 February 1917  (Naples, Italy) Current underboss of Colombo crime family and oldest Federal Prisoner in the US, in Devens, Mass. Gray Panthers

Fraser, Dawn Born 4 September 1937  (Balmain, NSW, Australia) Australian Olympic swimmer who caused controversy at the 1964 games in Tokyo when she stole an Olympic flag from outside Emperor Hirohito's palace. Szaboss!!

Fraser, Kerry Born 30 May 1952  (Sarnia, Canada) NHL referee-turned-commentator, diagnosed with a rare blood disorder in late 2017. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Shovelful of Dirt

Fraser, Stuart  Date and place of birth unknown Died 30 November 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 57  (read death notice) Guitarist for Australian hard rock act Noiseworks. Just fade away Life Flies By So Fast Nicked but not Dead The Team With No Name

Frates, Pete  Born 28 December 1984  (Beverly, Massachusetts, USA) Died 9 December 2019  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 34  (read death notice) Diagnosed with ALS in 2013, launched the Ice Bucket Challenge campaign in July 2014. ALS is BS Banana's ALS Pals Beyond a Little Peaky Brownest Bread Cancel My Appointments Aye, they're off the fags alright Compost Corner Dead Ends Deadies 6  Deceased Hose Grave Danger GUN Away His and Hearse Jellydead Just fade away Nicked but not Dead Once You Go Black  Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space Seasideessexxile Shaun of the Dead 69 The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm Sovereign-Reaper The Grateful Dead The Team With No Name Valar Morghulis Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Frayne, Steven Born 17 December 1982  (Bradford, UK) Britain's leading street magician, had half his stomach removed due to Crohn's disease. The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Fredericks, Frankie Born 2 October 1967  (Windhoek, Namibia) Silver medal in the 100m and 200m at both the 92 and 96 Olympics. Implicated in the IAAF bribery scandal in recent years. The South Shall Rise Again

Fredriksson, Marie  Born 30 May 1958  (Ossjo, Sweden) Died 9 December 2019  (Djursholm, Sweden) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Lead singer with Roxette. Had a cancerous brain tumour removed in September 2002. Popped Their Clogs

Freehan, Bill Born 29 November 1941  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Played for the Detroit Tigers between 1961 and 1976, regarded as the best baseball catcher of his day. Droller Coaster Jackie Treehorn Made In Detroit  Smart Beta List  The B-Team The Whipping Posts To Kill A Gabor Sister You'll Never Find Us in the Guardian Obits at Parties

Freeman, Morgan Born 1 June 1937  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Actor, who waited ages to make it big & ever since he did, with 'Driving Miss Daisy' in 1989, has been in a string of award-winning films. Get Busy Dyin Jellydead Men with Beards Permanent Kip

French, Jay Jay Born 20 July 1952  (New York City, New York, USA) Guitarist for hair rockers Twisted Sister. Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

French, Ray Born 23 December 1939  (St Helens, UK) Former rugby league & union player, now a broadcaster & commentator on the league side of the sport. Born 1939. Down Under the Daisies

Friedkin, William Born 29 August 1935  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Key "New Hollywood" director and screenwriter, behind the lens for both "The Exorcist" and "The French Connection". Headstone Hunters

Friedman, Jerome Isaac Born 28 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Won the 1990 Nobel Prize in physics for his work on quarks. YES, I got the Nobel – but there was no use to write anything

Friel, Anna Born 12 July 1976  (Rochdale, UK) Brought hot girl-on-girl action to prime-time British TV with a landmark lesbian angle on "Brookside", has gone on to enjoy a middling career stateside. The Cobbles Toll for Thee

Fritzl, Joseph Born 9 April 1935  (Amstetten, Austria) Evil Austrian rapist, child molester & killer, whose bizarre story became one of 2008's most shocking, yet intriguing stories. Cons & Ex-Cons Deadies 6 Finbarr Returns from the Dead Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Time to Take Out the Trash

Fromme, Lynette "Squeaky" Born 22 October 1948  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Member of Charles Manson's cult, who attempted (and obviously failed) to assassinate Gerald Ford. Now serving life in prison. Cons & Ex-Cons Miscreants

Frusciante, John Born 5 March 1970  (New York City, New York, USA) Former guitarist with fuck-rockers The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Fry, Stephen Born 24 August 1957  (London, England) Cambridge-educated comedian, author, actor, wit and general smartarse. And they all died Passing of the passed The Worst Acronym Team

Fugard, Athol Born 11 June 1932  (Middelburg, South Africa) Anti-apartheid campaigner and novelist. Wrote 'Tsotsi' which was filmed and won an Oscar in 2005. Waiting for the Hearse

Fujimori, Alberto Born 28 July 1938  (Lima, Peru) Disgraced former President of Peru. Convicted in 2009 of all manner of crimes including embezzlement, human rights violations, murder and kidnapping. And to think we in Britain complain bitterly about MP's expenses! Alternatively in the News Big-Iain's Team B List DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dinner Reservation for 20 Going Green Grave Danger Gris Gris Heads of Fate  Heef's Politics XX Hell to the Chief House Of Soon To Be With The Lord How the heck are you still alive?! I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Jellydead Just fade away Neither There Nor Thereabouts Nicked but not Dead Ruling The Afterlife Taking Out The Trash in 2019 The Old Lady

Fuller, Robert Born 29 July 1933  (Troy, New York, USA) Veteran American actor, often found in westerns like "Laramie" and "Wagon Train". GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral

Fulmer, Edward Simons Born 16 April 1919  (East Syracuse, New York, USA) Former USAF pilot and knight of Dutch Military William Order. Oscar The Beast

Funk, Terry Born 30 June 1944  (Canyon, Texas, USA) Yet another ex-pro wrestler. Grappling with Mortality Worlds Worst Mixtape

Furie, Sidney J. Born 28 February 1933  (Toronto, Canada) Canadian director of such films as 'The IPCRESS File', 'Lady Sings the Blues' and 'Superman IV: The Quest for Peace'. Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Furlong, Edward Born 2 August 1977  (Glendale, California, USA) Actor - John Connor in 'Terminator 2'. Moldy Oldies Potential Unnatural Deaths

Furneaux, Yvonne Born 11 May 1928  (Calais, France) French actress, appeared alongside Catherine Deneuve in "Repulsion". Most Unique Picks 2019

Futcher, Hugh Born 29 October 1937  (Portsmouth, UK) Stock actor in numerous Carry On films. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars?

Fyfe, Robert Born 19 June 1925  (Alloa, Scotland) Actor, the hen-pecked Howard in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Gooseberry Crumble Hippoposthumous Joni Mitchell Dies Last of The Summer Winos  One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

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