Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2019: C

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Caan, James Born 26 March 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Hollywood actor, known for his roles in 'The Godfather', 'Rollerball' and 'Misery'. Oliver's Army (of the Dead) Olivia and Company Sad Last Days

Caballero, Jose Manuel Born 11 November 1926  (Jerez de la Frontera, Spain) Spanish novelist and poet. Bucket of Blood

Caballero Blanco, Cecilia Born 30 September 1913  (Bogota, Colombia) First Lady of Colombia between 1974 and 1978, wife of Alfonso López Michelsen. Died August 2019 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Cain, John  Born 26 April 1931  (Melbourne, Australia) Died 23 December 2019  (Melbourne, Australia) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Australian politician, premier of Victoria between 1982 and 1990. Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. Awarded Oscarites Taking the Michael Heaven or Hell? Olivia and Company  Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. 2019 Exit Draft

Calder, David Born 1 August 1946  (Portsmouth, UK) Clasically trained actor, played Julius Caesar in the 2018 National Live Theatre Shakespeare adaptation. All these moments will be lost

Caldow, Eric  Born 14 May 1934  (Cumnock, Scotland) Died 4 March 2019  (Ayrshire, UK) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer. We Are Not Jessica Chastain

Callacher, Kaylea  Born in Merseyside, UK  (exact date unknown) Died 16 January 2019  (Merseyside, UK) Age at death: 31  (read death notice) Cancer mum. Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop GUN Away

Callil, Carmen Born 15 July 1938  (Melbourne, Australia) Literary critic and co-founder of both Virago Press and feminist magazine "Spare Rib". Pan Breed

Callow, Simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Camero, Candido Born 22 April 1921  (Cuba) Conga and bongo player, worked with everyone from Art Blakey to Dizzy Gillespie. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Cameron, Earl Born 8 August 1917  (Pembroke, Bermuda) Pioneering actor who helped raised the profile of black actors in the UK in the 1960s. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall Colin H Spannerman Pool Ghoul  Sausage Party Of 20

Camp, Colleen Born 7 June 1953  (San Francisco, California, USA) Character actress, memorable as one of the Playboy Bunnies in "Apocalypse Now" and the French maid in "Clue". Get a Clue

Campbell, Alastair Born 25 May 1957  (Keighley, UK) Shy, humble former Downing Street press secretary, now stealing a living as one of the worst living columnists. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Campbell, Mary Jo Born 26 July 1934  (place of birth unknown) Grandmother to the Kardashian clan, occasionally appears on their reality shows. Deathly Steeds

Campbell, Ronnie Born 14 August 1943  (Tynemouth, Northumberland, England) Labour MP for Blyth Valley since 1987. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Campbell, Vivian Born 25 August 1962  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Guitarist for rock bands Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy and Dio. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Boo! I'm Dead Breathless In Seattle Aye, they're off the fags alright Dying Is Hazardous to Your Health Funeral Holmes The Conqueror Worm

Campbell, William C. Born 28 June 1930  (Ramelton, Ireland) Winner of the 2015 Nobel Prize for Medicine for his work combatting roundworm infections in horses. YES, I got the Nobel – but there was no use to write anything

Campion, Charles Date and place of birth unknown British food critic for several newspapers. Angela of Death

Capes, Geoff Born 23 August 1949  (Holbeach, Lincolnshire, England) Fomer Great Britain international shot putter and twice winner of the World's Strongest Man competition. Decomposing Blubber

Caplin, Mortimer  Born 11 July 1916  (New York City, USA) Died 15 July 2019  (Chevy Chase, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Lawyer who served as the IRS Commissioner during the JFK administration. Obituarynotice

Capon, Edmund  Born 11 June 1940  (London, UK) Died 13 March 2019  (London, UK) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Leading Australian art scholar who was also the chairman of football team Sydney FC for two seasons. A Pelican in The Wilderness Day In The Death Dead Ends The B-Team The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Skinny Kiltrunner You'll Never Find Us in the Guardian Obits at Parties

Carbajal, Antonio Born 7 June 1929  (Fife, Scotland) Former Mexico national goalkeeper. One of only 2 players to have appeared in five World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls Sudden Death

Carberry, Michael Born 29 September 1980  (Croydon, Surrey, England) English cricketer. The Award for Best Original Decomposition goes to...

Card, Orson Scott Born 24 August 1951  (Richland, Washington, USA) Science fiction author. All these moments will be lost

Cardin, Pierre Born 6 July 1922  (Venice, Italy) French fashion designer, known, if anything, for designing the bubble dress. Black Penguins of Doom Coffin Fit Dead Is Dead Death Stinks Deathlist.net Golden Oldies! I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Joni Mitchell Dies Jumptheshark v.10.0 Pull my finger Quebec's Predictions The Show Can't Go On The Old Ones Are The Pests Viva l'Italia, la morte Vive la France... et la mort @JonesEuro

Cardinale, Claudia Born 15 April 1938  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress of 1960s and 1970s Italian cinema, who starred in some films by Luchino Visconti and Sergio Leone. Was named among one of the 50 most beautiful actresses in film history. Today she is an outspoken activist for women's and gay rights. Alliteratively Alive No More GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral Viva l'Italia, la morte

Carew, Rod Born 1 October 1945  (Gatun, Panama) Major League Baseball player and coach. Mr C

Carey, Alison Born in Long Island, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Estranged sister of soul singer Mariah Carey. Born c. 1961. So long and thanks for all the Fish

Cariou, Len Born 30 September 1939  (St Boniface, Canada) Actor on both stage and screen, originated the role of Sweeney Todd in its 1979 Broadway run. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Carle, Eric Born 25 June 1929  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Children's author and illustrator best known for the 1969 book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Carlisle, Clarke Born 14 October 1979  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Former journeyman footballer who later became chairman of the Professional Footballers Association. Attempted suicide shortly before Xmas 2014 by stepping in front of a lorry. William Hague's Special Friend

Carlsson, Dagny Born 8 May 1912  (Kristianstad, Sweden) Swedish celebrity who gained fame after starting a blog aged 100, and now regularly appears on light entertainment shows over there. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Carmichael, John Born 5 October 1930  (Melbourne, Australia) Pianist, composer and music therapist. Wrote the Concierto folklorico. Dead And Dusted 2

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Pearly Gates Vive la France... et la mort

Carr, Alan Born 14 June 1976  (Weymouth, Dorset, England) Well, there's two schools of thought here. One says he's a popular, funny comedian. Others say he is an unoriginal, utterly annoying twat. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Carr, Liz Born in Wirral, UK  (exact date unknown) Disabled rights activist, comedian and actor. Born 1972. Well Done If You Got These at Home

Carr, Pearl Born 2 November 1923  (Exmouth, Devon, England) One half of the famous UK musical act of the 1950s with Teddy Johnson. Drop Dead Celebration Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Popped Their Clogs Veddy Ready for Beddy

Carr, Sally Born 28 March 1945  (Muirhead, UK) Frontwoman of 1970s middle-of-the-road pop act Middle of the Road. Pop go the Weasels

Carr, Vikki Born 19 July 1941  (El Paso, Texas, USA) Light entertainment star of the 60s and one of the first singers to achieve fame in Spanish in the US. Not Of Rapist Ancestry

Carreras, Jose Born 5 December 1946  (Barcelona, Spain) The third wheel of the Three Tenors, who has successfully beaten leukemia in the past. The Fat Lady's singing...

Carrey, Jim Born 17 January 1962  (Newmarket, Ontario, Canada) Rubber faced actor/comedian - famous for 'The Mask', 'Ace Ventura' and 'The Truman Show', amongst others. Kardashians Gone Wild Not At All Well Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Carriere, Jean-Claude Born 17 September 1931  (Colombières-sur-Orb, France) French novellist and screenwriter ("Belle du Jour", "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie"). Most Unique Picks 2019

Carrodus, Frank Born 31 May 1949  (Cheshire, UK) Former winger for Aston Villa in the late 1970s. Waiting for Ugo

Carroll, Diahann  Born 17 July 1935  (Bronx, New York City, USA) Died 4 October 2019  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Singer and actress, active for over 50 years in the industry. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Carroll, Pat Born 5 May 1927  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Actress - voice of the villanous Ursula in 'The Little Mermaid'. I Hear Voices Poppin’ Clogs

Carroll, Sean M. Born 5 October 1966  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Cosmologist and dark energy expert, a regular presence discussing science on US TV. Natural Selection

Carroll, Ted Date and place of birth unknown Record label founder and manager of Irish rock legends Thin Lizzy. See You In Heaven

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. Comedy Cremations Dead Spotters Garden of Eden Hippoposthumous Life's too short William Hague's Special Friend

Carter, Allister Born 25 July 1979  (Colchester, Essex, England) Snooker player, Runner-up in the 2008 & 2012 World Championship. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. Baldy Forever BLIMEY! B List Worm Fodder Breathless In Seattle Brownest Bread BXBOY422 Chelski Pensioners Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crofty's Coffin Crew Dai Yab'stards Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dead And Dusted 1 Deader than a dead thing Dead Loss Deathlist.net Death Runs in the Family Ding Dong Bell, Celebs in a well Dying Is Hazardous to Your Health Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Francis of Arse-Easy 2019 Predictor's Predictions Girlfriend in a Coma Going Going Gone Going Green Grief encounter GuardiDeadArmy Zombie Dance Party Heads of Fate Heef's Politics XX House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Jellydead Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre Well, it was a decent innings… Joni Mitchell Dies Jumptheshark v.10.0 Kennedy Driving School They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mr C Mr Whit's Wonders Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… Old People Party of 20 One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Open The Pearly Gates Oscar The Beast Permanent Kip Pickett's Popped Off Picks Pool Ghoul Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks Quebec's Predictions Ruling The Afterlife Say Hi To Uncle George Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice ShitLuck Shot in the Dark Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Squid's Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Survivors The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Fifth Horseman The Grateful Dead Robbie's Rotting The Old Ones Are The Pests The Old Lady The Politicorpses The Retirement Village Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Tomb It May Concern Who Turned Out The Lights? You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking!

Carter, Rosalynn Born 18 August 1927  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Wife of former US President Jimmy Carter. Belmont-Cragin Reaper B List Death Runs in the Family How the heck are you still alive?! Mr Whit's Wonders Open The Pearly Gates The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Retirement Village

Carter, Terry Born 16 December 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor - 'McCloud', 'Battlestar Galactica'. All these moments will be lost

Cary, Diana Serra Born 26 October 1918  (Merced, California, USA) Child actress of the 1920s. Colin H Spannerman Jane's Antique Wrinklies NoSoup4U!

Casanega, Ken Born 18 February 1921  (Alameda County, California, USA) First quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers back in 1946. Vicky's Wish List

Cash, Bill Born 10 May 1940  (London, England) Conservative 'eurosceptic' MP for Stone. Twenty Knights Dying To Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Casley, Leonard  Born 28 August 1925  (Kalgoorlie, Australia) Died 13 February 2019  (Geraldton, Australia) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) "Prince Leonard", founder of the Australian micronation of Hutt River Province. Feng Shui Pig

Casper, DJ Born 31 May 1971  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) DJ and musician who had a UK number 1 in 2004 with 'Cha Cha Slide'. Rockers who Rolled to the Graveyard UTC

Cass, Keith  Born in Cardiff, UK  (exact date unknown) Died 18 April 2019  (Cardiff, UK) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Boss of a Cardiff-based cancer charity, made news in late 2018 by selling tickets to his own funeral. Born c.1946. Carkers Convention 2019 Faster Than A Dead Horse The B-Team

Castelnuovo, Nino Born 28 October 1936  (Lecco, Italy) Hunky Italian leading man of the 1960s, equally capable in arthouse, spaghetti western and erotic comedies. Potential Unnatural Deaths

Castro, Ezra Date and place of birth unknown Superfan of NFL team Buffalo Bills, got free tickets because he's battling stage 4 cancer. Fantastically named former Tuskegee Airman. Died May 2019 but no obit. Traded to the Saints

Castro, Raul Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. DICKtators  Heads of Fate Ruling The Afterlife

Cat, Doja Born 21 October 1995  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Spacey R&B type who briefly went viral in 2018 with the song "Mooo!" and its accompanying cow-themed video. Obscura Camera

Catsimitides, John Born 7 September 1948  (Nisyros, Greece) World's 557th richest man as of the start of 2016, mainly through his dealings in grocery stores. Decomposing Blubber

Cattermole, Paul Born 7 March 1977  (St Albans, UK) One-seventh of S Club 7 (and indeed one-third of S Club 3). Had to sell his Brit awards after falling on hard times financially in recent years. Miscarriage of Popjustice

Cave, Nick Born 22 September 1957  (Warracknabeal, Australia) Brooding goth who managed to fuck Kylie Minogue into making bad music for three years. The South Shall Rise Again

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day! Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Cecchi Gori, Vittorio Born 27 April 1942  (Florence, Italy) Chairman of Fiorentina football club during the 1990s, the Gabriel Batistuta era. Francis of Arse-Easy 2019

Celentano, Adriano Born 6 January 1938  (Milan, Italy) Italy's Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Beatles all rolled into one. Seriously, all pop culture went through this man for 30 years. One of Ian Dury's "Reasons to be Cheerful" as well. The Deadest Of The Dead

Cellier, Peter Born 12 July 1928  (Hendon, Middlesex, England) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Cena, John Born 23 April 1977  (West Newbury, Massachusetts, USA) Professional wrestler, known as 'The Prototype'. Worlds Worst Mixtape

Cepeda, Orlando Born 17 September 1937  (Ponce, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican baseball player. Blackity Black and I'm Black Yall

Chagrin, Julian Born 22 February 1940  (London, UK) Actor, most famous as the "secret lemonade drinker" in the 1970s R Whites' adverts. Grim Reaper, we're needed

Chalopin, Jean Born 31 May 1950  (Tours, France) French producer, who founded none-more-80s TV studio DIC. BBC Heaven

Chamberlain, Richard Born 31 March 1934  (Beverly Hills, California) Television & film actor in both the US & the UK. Gained fame as being a heart-throb, but later admitted that he is, in fact, gay. Now lives in Hawaii. Dead And Dusted 1 Gay-Tes Of Heaven Olivia and Company

Chambers, Anne Cox Born 1 December 1919  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Matriarch of the Cox Enterprises communcations company. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association

Chamorro, Violeta Born 18 October 1929  (Rivas, Nicaragua) First female president of Nicaragua in 1990, following the ousting of Daniel Ortega's Sandanista regime. American As Apple Pie  Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel Complications from a fall  Feng Shui Pig  Garden of Eden Heads of Fate Hell to the Chief I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life JoeRam Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Plan B from Outer Space Propheticum per prophetam The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Very Ill Turned Very Dead Women's Deaths Matter Too

Champion, Marge Born 2 September 1919  (Los Angeles, California) Dancer and choreographer, mainly for MGM in the 1940s with her husband Gower Champion. Pool Ghoul

Chaney, John Born 21 January 1932  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Hall of Fame American college basketball coach. Waiting for the Hearse

Channing, Carol  Born 31 January 1921  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Died 15 January 2019  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Broadway actress. 2020? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association All Part Of The Show... Right? Are We Rolling? Baldy Forever Charon's Crew Circling The Drain Colin H Spannerman Eternity Tours Fuck 'Em All Grim McGraw How the heck are you still alive?! I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Death Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry It was acceptable in the 20's Jane's Antique Wrinklies Jumptheshark v.10.0 Kentucky Fried Genocide Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Let Us Embalm You Lullabye-bye of Broadway  Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Old People Party of 20 Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks Soylent Dreams Squid's Stiffs The Old Ones Are The Pests Szaboss!! Wot The Deuce

Channing, Stockard Born 13 February 1944  (Manhattan, New York, USA) Stage and screen actress who played the teenage Rizzo in "Grease" despite being in her mid-60s at the time. Also won an Emmy for her work on "The West Wing". The Worst Acronym Team

Channon, Mick Born 28 November 1948  (Orcheston, Wiltshire, England) Former Southampton and England striker, later a successful horse racing trainer. Taking the Michael

Chaplin, Tom Born 8 March 1979  (Battle, East Sussex, England) Lead singer of Keane. Miscarriage of Popjustice Stairway Tom Heaven

Chapman, Beth  Born 29 October 1967  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Died 26 June 2019  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Age at death: 51  (read death notice) Wife of racist mid-2000s reality TV show star Dog the Bounty Hunter. Had to pull out of Celebrity Big Brother when the UK denied her a Visa to work. 2020? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Cancel My Appointments Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath?  Dead Last? Dead Right! Dead Wait Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Droller Coaster eejit Bucket of Blood Guild of Master Reapers GUN Away Heaven or Hell?  And Now His Watch Is Ended Jackie Treehorn John Key's Choices The Misers P@F #metoo Propheticum per prophetam  Shovelful of Dirt Southerners Stiffs  Terror of the Vervoorts The Dead Certs  The End of the World As We Know It The Skinny Kiltrunner The Walking Dead Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. Cons & Ex-Cons Miscreants

Chappell, Eric Born in Grantham, Lincolnshire, England  (exact date unknown) Television writer of arguably ITV's greatest ever situation comedy, 'Rising Damp'. Born 1933. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Charlene, (singer) Born 1 June 1950  (Hollywood, California, USA) Singer who enjoyed a UK number 1 in 1982 with a song first recorded six years earlier, 'I've Never Been to Me'. 1982 was the best year for pop

Charles, Bob Born 14 March 1936  (Carterton, New Zealand) Golfer, the first left-handed player to win a major (the 1963 Open). Departures Board

Charles, Jeanette Born 15 October 1927  (place of birth unknown) Actress look-a-like of Queen Elisabeth II. Unusual Suspects

Charles, Prince Born 14 November 1948  (Buckingham Palace, London, England) Heir to the throne. An iffy DDP pick due to the longevity of his parents & grandmother. The Cobbles Toll for Thee

Charlton, Bobby Born 11 October 1937  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 1966 World Cup-winning footballer and survivor of the 1958 Munich air crash. Ding Dong Bell, Celebs in a well GuardiDeadArmy Joni Mitchell Dies

Charlton, Jack Born 8 May 1935  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Wor Jackie' (actually christened John) who alongside his brother Bobby won the World Cup with England in 1966. Managed the Republic of Ireland to a glorious run of major championship appearances in the 1980s/90s. Ding Dong Bell, Celebs in a well Funeral Furore GuardiDeadArmy Lord Gravedigger Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death The Final Whistle Szaboss!! There Goes Another One! :)

Chase, Chevy Born 8 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor & comedian, very popular in the 1970s & 1980s after his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Laughter Kills Let Us Embalm You The Honey Trap Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Chasen, Heather Born 20 July 1927  (Singapore) Character actress extrodinaire, in everything from 'Crossroads' to 'EastEnders' to 'The Navy Lark' to the Hugh Jackman Les Mis to 1970s sex comedies. Was also one of Amanda Barrie's lesbian lovers. Around the Square From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? Slippery Soap

Chater, Geoffrey Born 23 March 1921  (Barnet, Hertfordshire, England) Character actor on British TV & film, on screen for more than 50 years. Also an accomplished stage actor. The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Chaturvedi, Sudhakar Born in Bengaluru, India  (exact date unknown) Indian religious leader & scholar. Claims to have been born in 1897, with little evidence of this. Gray Panthers

Chau, Tran Ngoc Born in Huế, Vietnam  (exact date unknown) Political prisoner during the Vietnam War, who was accused of passing information to the Communists. After Saigon fell to the Communists in 1975, he was arrested by them for being too loyal to the previous regime. Some guys don't get the breaks… Born 1923 Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Chea, Nuon  Born 7 July 1926  (Voat Kor, Battambang, Cambodia) Died 4 August 2019  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Former "Brother Number 2" of the Khmer Rouge movement, Pol Pot's effective deputy. Complications from a fall Funeral Holmes Heef's Politics XX

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. Rockers who Rolled to the Graveyard Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead Super Squirrels

Checkland, Michael Born 13 March 1936  (place of birth unknown) Director-General of the BBC from 1987-1992. BBC Heaven

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. 5 Feet and 1 to Go Bucket Of Warm Spit BXBOY422 Circling The Drain Departures Board House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Tentoesup Wayne Manor

Cher, (singer/actress) Born 20 May 1946  (El Centro, California, USA) Singer, actress, gay icon, the "male-sounding one" out of Sonny & Cher, who, amongst many other things, has won an Oscar. Dead Loss The Fifth Horseman

Cherry, Don Born 5 February 1934  (Kingston, Ontario, Canada) Outspoken Canadian ice hockey commentator. Not to be confused with the late jazz musician. Sausage Party Of 20

Chindamo, Learco Born in Milan, Italy  (exact date unknown) The killer of headmaster Philip Lawrence in 1995 when aged 15. Now released. Born August 1980. Old Lags and Old Slags

Chinnery, Teddie Born 5 May 1927  (London, UK) One-third of the Beverly Sisters, along with her twin sister Babs. Gone Solo  Unusual Suspects

Chirac, Bernadette Born 18 May 1933  (Paris, France) Politician and wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. The Family Tomb

Chirac, Jacques  Born 29 November 1932  (Paris, France) Died 26 September 2019  (Paris, France) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Former President of France. Hated by most countries, but loved by his own. Aardvark Man Apricot Crumble B List Chelski Pensioners Complications from a fall DDP Tofoa Deadies 6 Dinner Reservation for 20 Faster Than A Dead Horse GuardiDeadArmy Heef's Politics XX Hell to the Chief House Of Soon To Be With The Lord They're Loving Angels Instead Madonna's Hand of Bod Pearly Gates Poppin’ Clogs Propheticum per prophetam Ruling The Afterlife Team A Vive la France... et la mort

Chittell, Chris Born 19 May 1948  (Aldershot, UK) Longest-serving actor in Emmerdale, having played the role of Eric Pollard since 1986. Early in his career, he also starred in a softcore porn film alongside a young Stellan Skarsgard. N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day! Passing of the passed

Choate, Pat Born 27 April 1941  (Maypearl, Texas, USA) American economist who was Ross Perot's running buddy in the 1996 US elections. Bucket Of Warm Spit

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Chelski Pensioners Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic See You In Hell The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Boo! I'm Dead Breathless In Seattle Aye, they're off the fags alright Deader than a dead thing Falling Off The Perch Feng Shui Pig You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Heaven or Hell? Laughter Kills Mortem Omnibus .....Norfolk & Good One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Peace, Drugs, and Death The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Train Wreck Central

Chretien, Aline Born 14 May 1936  (Quebec, Canada) Former first lady of Canada who was often seen as the real "power behind the throne" to her husband Jean. The Family Tomb

Chretien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. Zodiac's Wishlist

Christie, Tom Born 26 March 1927  (place of birth unknown) Rower who represented Great Britain in the 1948 Olympic Games in London. The Final Whistle

Christina of the Netherlands, Princess  Born 18 February 1947  (Baarn, Netherlands) Died 16 August 2019  (The Hague, Netherlands) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Dutch princess who renounced any future claim to the throne in 1975 so she could marry a Catholic. Predictor's Predictions

Christopher, Tony Born 25 April 1925  (Cheltenham, UK) Oldest sitting member of the House of Lords as of the start of 2019. The Buckley Mystic

Chun-hee, Ri Born 8 July 1943  (Tongchon, North Korea) North Korean newsreader and arguably the closest thing the country has to a "celebrity" outside of the Kim family. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Churchill, Dick  Born 21 January 1920  (London, UK) Died 13 February 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Last surviving participant of the "Great Escape" from Stalag Luft III, allegedly saved from execution as German soldiers thought he may be Winston's nephew. Well at least that's what he told them… Time's-Up Team

Churchman, Ysanne Born 14 May 1925  (Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire, England) Actress, best known as the voice of Grace Archer in 'The Archers' and was famously killed off in 1955 on the same night as the launch of ITV. Unusual Suspects

Ciccone, Silvio Born 6 June 1931  (Doylestown, Pennsylvania, USA) Father of pointy-titted failed horse-rider Madonna, has parlayed his daughter's success into running his own winery. The Family Tomb

Cisovsky, Marian Born 2 November 1979  (Humenne, Slovakia) Slovak international defender, has had his career curtailed due to a battle with ALS. Banana's ALS Pals Belmont-Cragin Reaper The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs

CK, Louis Born 12 September 1967  (Washington DC, USA) American comedian and onanist. Cause I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo

Clapton, Eric Born 30 March 1945  (Ripley, UK) Legendary guitarist and the only man inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times. Sometimes forgets to shut the window. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  (London, England) Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? Popped Their Clogs

Clark, Lawrence Gordon Date and place of birth unknown English TV director and producer who gave us the 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' series of Yuletide spooky tales during the 1970s. Whatever's Written on your Death (That's All That Matters)

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. 20 Crooners Croakin' Clog Poppers Colin H Spannerman Zombie Dance Party Miscarriage of Popjustice The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2019 The Tour Never Ends

Clark, Ramsey Born 18 December 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Laywer who was the Attorney General under President Lyndon Johnson in the 1960s before acting as devil's advocate for the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and Saddam Hussein. Mind you, if can work with LBJ, you can work with anyone... Circling The Drain Gooseberry Crumble

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Popped Their Clogs

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. No more expenses Powder picks em off The Worst Acronym Team

Clarke, Ralph Date and place of birth unknown Britain's oldest convict, jailed in 2016 for a series of child sex crimes. Born 1915. Heaven can't wait How the heck are you still alive?! Lard Bazaar Mortem Omnibus

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. Last of The Summer Winos One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Clarke, Tom Born 10 January 1941  (Coatbridge, UK) MP for Coatbridge for 33 years. Has chronic fatigue syndrome and a papal knighthood. Funeral Furore

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Former presenter of 'Top Gear', and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying…ahem…less nice things about him. Lived So Let's Die

Clary, Julian Born 25 May 1959  (London, England) Camp comedian, presenter and writer. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Clary, Robert Born 1 March 1926  (Paris, France) French born American actor, best known for his role as Corporal LeBeau in 'Hogan's Heroes'. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Circling The Drain Pearly Gates Syndication Zombies The Survivors Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Clayton, Billy  Born 12 March 1997  (Norwich, UK) Died 26 March 2019  (Norwich, UK) Age at death: 22  (read death notice) Synthpop musician, born 1997, whose battle with Ewing's sarcoma has attracted some celebrity attention. Banana's Peel Slippers The Love Boat Pan Breed Thomas Jefferson Survives

Clayton, Edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. M6 Toll(ed)

Cleary, Beverly Born 16 April 1916  (McMinnville, Oregon, USA) Writer of novels & short stories for children. One of her characters, Ramona, had a TV series adaptation in the 1980's. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Dead And Dusted Dead Loss Falling Off The Perch Finbarr Returns from the Dead Golden Oldies! Well, it was a decent innings… .....Norfolk & Good NoSoup4U! Old People Party of 20 Pearly Gates Powder picks em off Puzlman's Passing Picks Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling The Old Ones Are The Pests

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Hippoposthumous

Clegg, John Born 9 July 1934  (Murree, Pakistan) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Clegg, Johnny  Born 7 June 1953  (Bacup, UK) Died 16 July 2019  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Lancashire-born but South African-raised afro-pop musician who helped break down colour barriers during the apartheid era as a member of the multi-racial band Juluka. 2020? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2019 Captain Hemlock's Twenty The Love Boat Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Day In The Death Dead Ends Droller Coaster Drunkasaskunk Ethnic Cleansing Fade To Black Bucket of Blood GUN Fishing His and Hearse And Now His Watch Is Ended John Key's Choices Just fade away Life Flies By So Fast Manuel's Stiffs Nicked but not Dead Once You Go Black Pan Breed P@F Deathlist Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space Smart Beta List Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Deadest Of The Dead  Sovereign-Reaper The Grateful Dead The Team With No Name This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Clifford, Don "Nick"  Born in Keystone, South Dakota, USA  (exact date unknown) Died 24 November 2019  (Rapid City, South Dakota, USA) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Man who helped carve the US presidents' faces on Mount Rushmore between 1938-1940. Born c. 1921. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of The Summer Winos

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Aardvark's Bupa Listing Kennedy Driving School N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day! Sad Last Days Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Spectre of Death

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, former Senator, former Secretary of State and 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Clodumar, Kinza Born 8 February 1945  (Nauru) President of Naura between 1997 and 1998, when he lost a no-confidence vote. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Clooney, Amal Born 3 February 1978  (Beirut, Lebanon) Leading human rights lawyer, her most famous clients include Julian Assange and Yulia Tymoshenko. Married to the bloke from the coffee adverts. Death Stinks

Clooney, George Born 6 May 1961  (Lexington, Kentucky, USA) Former TV star, now big in the world of films, firstly as an actor, and more recently as a producer & director. Also quite politically active in recent years, which has been reflected in his movies. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Clooney, Nick Born 13 January 1934  (Maysville, Kentucky, USA) Journalist and news anchorman, father of George. Zodiac's Wishlist

Coates, Phyllis Born 15 January 1927  (Wichita Falls, Texas, USA) The first actress to play Lois Lane on television, back in 1951. Returned to the Superman universe as Lois's mother in the mid-90s "Lois and Clark" show. Belmont-Cragin Reaper

Cochran, Anita Born 6 February 1967  (South Lyon, Michigan, USA) Singer-songwriter, a one-hit-wonder on the US country charts with her 1998 #1 "What If I Said" The Skinny Kiltrunner

Cochran, Thad  Born 7 December 1937  (Pontotoc, Mississippi, USA) Died 30 May 2019  (Oxford, Mississippi, USA) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) The longest-serving current member of the US Congress as of 2018. JoeRam

Cocks, John Born 23 August 1966  (place of birth unknown) "Cocksy", a regular on New Zealand TV and the country's answer to Handy Andy. Died February 2019 but no obit. Are We Rolling?  Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Dead Ends Ethnic Cleansing Life Flies By So Fast Nicked but not Dead A Trophy For Atrophy Shot in the Dark Smart Beta List Still Life The Team With No Name The Whipping Posts  You'll Never Find Us in the Guardian Obits at Parties

Coggs, Granville Born 30 July 1925  (Pine Bluff, Arkansas, USA) Fantastically named former Tuskegee Airman. Died May 2019 but no obit. Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers

Cohen, George Born 22 October 1939  (London, England) Former footballer with Fulham & England, England's right back when they won the 1966 World Cup. BFS - ML & KH

Cohen, Jack  Born 19 September 1933  (Norwich, England) Died 6 May 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) British reproductive scientist. N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day!

Cohn, Arthur Born 4 February 1927  (Basel, Switzerland) Film producer behind a lengthy back catalogue ("The Garden of the Finzi-Continis", "Central Station", "One Day In September"). Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Colani, Luigi  Born 2 August 1928  (Berlin, Germany) Died 16 September 2019  (Karlsruhe, Germany) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) German car designer. Death Is International

Cole, Cheryl Born 30 June 1983  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Girls Aloud singer & now a judge on the 'X-Factor'. Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death

Cole, Richard  Born 7 September 1915  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Died 8 April 2019  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Last survivor of the "Doolittle" raid on Tokyo during WWII in 1942. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Old As Dirt Riding The Jesus Train The Survivors

Cole, Stephanie Born 5 October 1941  (Solihull, Warwickshire, England) Veteran actress who first hit fame in 1982 in the series 'Tenko' before playing Diana Trent in 'Waiting for God'. Currently part of the 'Doc Martin' ensemble. M6 Toll(ed)

Coleman, Norm Born 17 August 1949  (New York City, New York, USA) Floor-crossing former US senator for Minnesota. Was also a former roadie for Jethro Tull. Cancerous Hatred Fade To Black The Living End

Coles, Neil Born 26 September 1934  (London, UK) Golfer, runner-up in the 1973 Open and represented the UK six times in the Ryder Cup. In The Hole!

Colley, Kenneth Born 7 December 1937  (Manchester, England) Recognisable, sad-eyed character actor. Played Admiral Piett in two 'Star Wars' films and was the mysterious "accordian man" in the classic BBC drama 'Pennies from Heaven' in 1978. Wretched Hive of scum and villainy

Collins, James "Gerry" Born 16 October 1938  (Abbeyfeale, Ireland) Former two-time foreign minister in the Irish government. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Hangman's XX Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Collins, Michael Born 31 October 1930  (Rome, Italy) Apollo 11 command module pilot - orbited the Moon while his colleagues Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got all the glory of landing and walking on it. Spent over 4 days in the Van Allen radiation belts. Cashier Number 89 Please!  Charon's Crew Decaying Orbit-uaries Taking the Michael

Collins, Phil Born 30 January 1951  (London, England) Baldy drummer/singer out of Genesis and Live Aid. 5 Feet and 1 to Go Grief encounter Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Say Hi To Uncle George Squid's Stiffs Waiting for a Star to Fall

Collins, Shirley Born 5 July 1935  (Hastings, UK) One of the key singers in the 1970s British folk revival, who often recorded with her sister Dolly. The Deadest Of The Dead

Collins, Tony Born 19 March 1926  (London, England) Former foorballer who becames Britain's first black club manager, taking Rochdale to the first ever League Cup final in 1961. Dead And Dusted 1 N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day!

Coltrane, Robbie Born 30 March 1950  (Rutherglen, Scotland) Large Scottish comedian who has achieved the rare feat of making the transition from stage to TV to serious big-screen roles, having appeared in two James Bond films and the three Harry Potter ones to date. I'm Sorry For Your Trouble The Honey Trap See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! @JonesEuro

Comey, James Born 14 December 1960  (Yonkers, New York, USA) FBI director who arguably handed the 2016 Election to Donald Trump with an announcement that the feds were investigating Hillary Clinton's email server days before ballet day. Later fell out, quite dramatically, with Donnie. Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia

Condon, Bill Born 22 October 1955  (New York City, New York, USA) Oscar-winning director and writer ("Chicago", "Gods and Monsters", "The Greatest Showman"). Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Condon, Paul Born 10 March 1947  (place of birth unknown) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1993-2000. IT'S A COP-OUT 2019

Connery, Neil Born 1 January 1938  (Edinburgh, UK) Brother of Sean, who actually had a minor career as a fake James Bond in a series of (absolutely awful) Italian movies. The Family Tomb

Connery, Sean Born 25 August 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actor, director and producer. Worked as a coffin-polisher before becoming the first James Bond and playing him in 7 films. Knighted in 2000. All Part Of The Show... Right? Awarded Oscarites Worm Fodder Down Under the Daisies Hangman's XX Death Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry Well, it was a decent innings… Men with Beards Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks Sad Last Days Stairway To Heaven Team A Tentoesup Robbie's Rotting There Goes Another One! :) The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. And they all died Ars-in-Hole Big-Iain's Team Worm Fodder Chelski Pensioners Coffin Fit Comedy Cremations Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Spotters Departures Board eejit Going Going Gone Hippoposthumous Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lastorders Life's too short Lived So Let's Die Men with Beards  No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Permanent Kip Seasideessexxile Simply Dead So long and thanks for all the Fish Squid's Stiffs The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Fifth Horseman The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury You Must Be Croaking!

Connolly, Sarah Born 13 June 1963  (County Durham, UK) Mezzo-soprano, best known for her work in baroque music. The Fat Lady's singing...

Conrad, Robert Born 1 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor turned radio host. GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral Not At All Well Syndication Zombies You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Conroy-Ward, James Born 12 April 1947  (Timperley, UK) Actor and singer, was part of the final D'Oyly Carte Opera Company company before it folded in 1982. The Fat Lady's singing...

Constantine II of Greece, (monarch) Born 2 June 1940  (Psychiko, Athens, Greece) Former King of Greece until the Monarchy was abolished there. Manuel's Stiffs

Conti, Tom Born 22 November 1941  (Paisley, Scotland) Scottish/Italian (but based in England) actor in films & TV. Stairway Tom Heaven

Conway, Jimmy Born 10 August 1946  (Dublin, Ireland) 20-cap Ireland international who made 314 first-team appearances for Fulham. Now battling dementia. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill

Conway, Noel Date and place of birth unknown Right-to-die campaigner who suffers from ALS. Born circa 1950. ALS is BS  Are You Still Dying, Darling? Banana's Peel Slippers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Carkers Convention 2019 Compost Corner Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead And Dusted 1  Dead Ends Death Can Be Funny Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Finbarr Returns from the Dead Girlfriend in a Coma Hippoposthumous I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life P@F Deathlist Shaun of the Dead 69 Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Still Life Sovereign-Reaper Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Conway, Tim  Born 15 December 1933  (Willoughby, Ohio, USA) Died 14 May 2019  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) American character actor who appeared alongside Ernest Borgnine in the sitcom McHale's Navy. All Part Of The Show... Right? Ars-in-Hole Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel BXBOY422 Cancel My Appointments Carkers Convention 2019 Captain Hemlock's Twenty Curse of Fame Day In The Death DDP Tofoa Dead Last? Dead Right! Eternity Tours  Faster Than A Dead Horse Girlfriend in a Coma Heads in a Bag  You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! I Couldn't Eat Another Bite I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life It's A Grim World (After All) Laughter Kills Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Noz4News Pearly Gates  Pity Da Foolz Potential Unnatural Deaths Sad Last Days Sausage Party Of 20 Shovelful of Dirt Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Syndication Zombies  Heading Nowhere Tentoesup  The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Old Lady  The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Survivors The Walking Dead Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister Twenty Little Roosters Wayne Manor  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer

Conyers, John  Born 16 May 1929  (Highland Park, Michigan, USA) Died 27 October 2019  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Was the last surviving member of either the House or Senate from the LBJ presidency, until he was forced to resign in 2017. Made In Detroit

Cook, Tim Born 1 November 1960  (Mobile, Alabama, USA) American businessman. Replaced the late Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple in 2011. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  (Stroud, UK) Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Time to Take Out the Trash

Coon, Caroline Born in London, UK  (exact date unknown) Artist and journalist, mainly associated with the punk movement in the 1970s. Born 1945. Most Unique Picks 2019

Cooney, Eugenia Born 27 July 1994  (Massachusetts, USA) Vlogger, described as "The YouTuber Slowly Killing Herself" by critics due to the fact she weighs about 15 pounds. Shaun of the Dead 69

Cooney, Ray Born 30 May 1932  (London, England) Playwright & actor, mostly in the theatre. Unusual Suspects

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. Lord Gravedigger

Cooper, Anderson Born 3 June 1967  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist and anchor for CNN. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Cooper, Jilly Born 21 February 1937  (Essex, England) Tory writer of terrible faux-erotic novels for sexually repressed members of the upper middle class. Sadly survived the 1999 Ladbroke Grove rail crash. Researched to Death Sussex Stiffs The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2019

Cooper, Martin Born 26 December 1928  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Inventor of the cell (mobile) phone which either makes him one of the great technological pioneers or the Devil incarnate. Your choice… Jellydead

Cooper, Susan Born 23 May 1935  (Burnham, UK) Children's author, most famous for the "Dark Is Rising" series of books, which combine classical British mythology with a modern-day setting. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. BBC Heaven From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? Slippery Soap

Coppola, Anton Born 21 March 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Conductor and uncle of film director Frances Ford Coppola. Death Runs in the Family Obituaries 'R' Us

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. Curse of Fame Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Men with Beards Mr Whit's Wonders

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corbyn, Jeremy Born 26 May 1949  (Chippenham, Wiltshire, England) Bike-riding leader of the Labour Party and loser of the 2020 General Election. Aardvark's Bupa Listing See You In Hell

Cord, Alex Born 3 May 1933  (Gainesville, Texas, USA) American actor best known as Archangel in 1980s action series 'Airwolf'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Corey, E. J. Born 12 July 1928  (Methuen, Massachusetts, USA) Organic chemist and recipient of the 1990 Nobel prize in chemistry "for his development of the theory and methodology of organic synthesis". Death Is International

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of cult films snd encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro among many others. Circling The Drain Made In Detroit Where's My Damn List?

Cornielje, Clemens Born 10 June 1958  (Lobith, Netherlands) Dutch politician. Predictor's Predictions

Corona, Juan  Born in Autlan, Jalisco, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Died 4 March 2019  (Corcoran, California, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Mexican serial killer, jailed in 1973 for the murders of 25 labourers in California. Born c. 1934. Cons & Ex-Cons

Cortese, Valentina  Born 1 January 1923  (Milan, Italy) Died 10 July 2019  (Milan, Italy) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Actress, who appeared alongside the likes of James Stewart and Spencer Tracy. Baldy Forever Kentucky Fried Genocide Zodiac's Wishlist

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. Baldy Forever BXBOY422 Cause I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo Dead Last? Dead Right! Francis of Arse-Easy 2019 You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Laughter Kills Men with Beards Not At All Well Oh My God They Killed Kenny One should keep their fingers crossed Only Fools and Corpses Powder picks em off Sad Last Days Satan's Hootenanny Say Hi To Uncle George Squid's Stiffs The Buckley Mystic The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Vicky's Wish List Where's My Damn List?

Cosgrove, Stan  Born 3 September 1927  (Newbridge, Ireland) Died 29 August 2019  (Monasterevin, Ireland) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Shergar's vet, and the man the IRA allegedly tried to contact with ransom demands for the gee-gee. Whatever's Written on your Death (That's All That Matters)

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Cashier Number 89 Please! Dead Is Dead I Hear Voices

Costello, Elvis Born 25 August 1954  (Paddington, London, England) Pop singer, born Declan McManus. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Jackie Treehorn JoeRam Oliver's Army (of the Dead)  Sing Your Last Song For Me Snort The Ashes

Coster-Molbeck, Monica Born 27 March 1914  (Landskrona, Sweden) Swedish artist who spent most of her life in Spain. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Coster-Waldau, Nikolaj Born 27 July 1970  (Rudkobing, Denmark) Danish actor, plays Jamie Lannister on HBO dragon soap "Game of Thrones". In the Game of Dead Pool I Win and They Die

County, Jayne Born 13 June 1947  (Dallas, Georgia, USA) Punk singer, the first openly transgendered musician to receive any sort of widespread fame. Her 1977 release "(If You Don't Wanna Fuck Me, Baby) Fuck Off!!" features a pre-fame Jools Holland on piano. Passing

Court, Margaret Born 16 July 1942  (Perth, Australia) One of the top women tennis players of the 1960s. Now a controversial figure due to her views on homosexuality in the game. 19 Women and The Man Dick Smith's OzEDeath List Headstone Hunters

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. Stairway Tom Heaven

Cowans, Gordon Born 27 October 1958  (West Cornforth, UK) One of the greatest players in Aston Villa's history, where he won both the European Cup and the PFA Young Player of the Year award. Waiting for Ugo

Cox, Brian Born 3 March 1968  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Popular television physicist and former keyboardist with D:Ream. Natural Selection Who Turned Out The Lights?

Cox, Jane Born 13 May 1952  (UK) Longest-serving female Emmerdale castmember as of the start of 2018, having played Lisa Dingle since 1996. Passing of the passed

Cox, Kadeena Born 10 March 1991  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Great Britain paralympian who three gold medals in two different sports at Rio in 2016. Who Turned Out The Lights?

Cozart, Keith Born 15 August 1995  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Rapper, stage name Chief Keef. Generation Death

Craig, Christopher Date and place of birth unknown Derek Bentley's accomplice in the bungled robbery that lead to the death of Constable Sidney Miles and Bentley spending a short time at the end of a long rope. Cons & Ex-Cons

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Crampton, Bruce Born 28 September 1935  (Sydney, Australia) Runner up in four golf majors, all to Jack Nicklaus. You can't get past the Golden Bear, eh, Tiger? In The Hole!

Crawford, Christina Born 11 June 1939  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Writer of "Mommie Dearest", an autobiographical account of child abuse by her adoptive mother Joan Crawford now used as kitsch for drag queens. Apricot Crumble

Crawford, Michael Born 19 January 1942  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) TV actor who made his name as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em', before successfully reinventing himself as a serious stage actor, taking starring roles in 'Barnum' and 'Phantom of the Opera'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day! Zodiac's Wishlist

Creme, Lol Born 19 September 1947  (Prestwich, Lancashire, England) Former member of 1970s art-poppers 10cc before having a successful career as a video director with Kevin Godley. 1982 was the best year for pop N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day!

Creswick, Phil Born 12 October 1965  (Charlwood, UK) Member of 80s boyband Big Fun, who troubled the interest of the press for the first time in 30 years in 2017 when he was arrested for alleged intent to deal drugs at a "chemsex" party. #1 Hits

Cribbins, Bernard Born 29 December 1928  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Actor & comedian, a veteran of 'Carry On' films. Holds the record for most story-tellings on 'Jackanory'. Recently played Wilf Mott in 'Doctor Who'. Dr Who's Next Grim Reaper, we're needed Lord Gravedigger One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Pop go the Weasels  BatLord of the WhoTrekLock The Cobbles To A Coffin The Cobbles Toll for Thee Szaboss!! Well Done If You Got These at Home

Cristal, Linda Born 23 February 1934  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Retired actress. Born Marta Victoria Moya Burgess. American As Apple Pie

Cromwell, James Born 27 January 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) US actor, starred in 'Babe', 'LA Confidential', 'The Queen'. Headstone Hunters

Crosbie, Annette Born 12 February 1934  (Gorebridge, Midlothian, Scotland) Long serving actress on stage, film & TV - forever remembered for her role as Margaret Meldrew in 'One Foot in the Grave'. Sitcom to Heaven The Retchid Pong of Brit Sitcom

Crosby, David Born 14 August 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) One third of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and indeed one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Heads in a Bag Music Deaths 2019 Peace, Drugs, and Death  Rockers who Rolled to the Graveyard

Crosby, Norm Born 15 September 1927  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US stand-up comedian, often on television. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Laughter Kills

Cross, Christopher Born 3 May 1951  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Singer-songwriter who enjoyed his biggest success in the 1980s. 1982 was the best year for pop

Cross, Marcia Born 25 March 1962  (Marlborough, Massachusetts, USA) Actress best known as Bree Van de Kamp in the hit noughties series 'Desperate Housewives'. Tentoesup

Crowder, Steven Born 7 July 1987  (Grosse Point, Michigan, USA) Absolutely excreable clay-faced right-wing "comedian". Taking Out The Trash in 2019

Crowe, Russell Born 7 April 1964  (Wellington, New Zealand) Actor who had to wait 15 years after appearing in Aussie soap 'Neighbours' to get his big cinematic break, which came when he starred in 'Gladiator'. Oh My God They Killed Kenny

Cruickshank, John Born 20 May 1920  (Aberdeen, Scotland) The last surviving recipient of the Victoria Cross for air action in WWII. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Golden Oldies!

Cruise, Tom Born 3 July 1962  (Syracuse, New York, USA) One time decent enough actor, now a complete weirdo. Still acting, and producing a range of absurd foreign accents in films like 'Far and Away' and 'Valkyrie'. Deathly Steeds Oh My God They Killed Kenny

Crumb, George Born 24 October 1929  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Composer, known for experimenting with vocal timbres and alternative forms of notation. Won the 1968 Pulitzer for music. Coda 2

Crumb, Maxon Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA  (exact date unknown) American artist, younger brother of the better known Robert Crumb and no less eccentric. Born 1945. The One's That Won't Go Away

Crumb, Robert Born 30 August 1934  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Cartoonist, creator of "Fritz, the Cat" and "Mr. Natural". Peace, Drugs, and Death

Cryer, Barry Born 23 April 1935  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Prolific comedy writer and panellist on radio comedy shows. BBC Heaven Comedy Cremations They're Loving Angels Instead Waiting for a Star to Fall Well Done If You Got These at Home

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. Laughter Kills Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sad Last Days

Culver, Michael Born 16 June 1938  (London, England) Prolific stage and television actor, son of Ronald Culver. Wretched Hive of scum and villainy

Cumbes, Jim Born 4 May 1944  (Manchester, UK) Dual-sport athlete, both an accomplished fast bowler and goalkeeper. Possibly the only man to play against Pele and the Oxford University cricket team. Waiting for Ugo

Cummings, Elijah  Born 18 January 1951  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Died 17 October 2019  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Incumbent chair of the US House Oversight Committee. So long and thanks for all the Fish

Cummins, Conor Born 27 May 1986  (Douglas, UK) Manx road racer, four-time Isle of Man TT podium-placee. You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Cunningham, Larry Born 23 June 1951  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Frontman of 70s one-hit wonders The Floaters, the guy who intoned "CANCER! And my name is Larry….". Died January 2019 but no obit. #1 Hits

Cunningham, Walter Born 16 March 1932  (Creston, Iowa, USA) Former Astronaut. Manned the lunar module on Apollo 7 in 1968. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Decaying Orbit-uaries

Curl, Robert Born 23 August 1933  (Alice, Texas, USA) Nobel Prize-winning professor of chemistry. YES, I got the Nobel – but there was no use to write anything

Curley, Tim Born 28 April 1954  (place of birth unknown) Former athletic director at Penn State University who helped hush up claims of abuse against serial paedophile Jerry Sanduskey. Cancerous Hatred

Curry, Tim Born 19 April 1949  (Grappenhall, Warrington, England) Actor specialising in villainous roles such as Dr. Frank N. Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. Aardvark Man Funeral Holmes Get a Clue  Grim McGraw Jackie Treehorn Well, it was a decent innings… Lullabye-bye of Broadway N-n-n-n-nineteen was a bad day! Sid And Marty Coffin Team Europe The Fifth Horseman The Killage People

Curtis, Richard Born 8 November 1956  (Wellington, New Zealand) New Zealand-born but quintessentially English director and screenwriter of saccharine dreck. Satan's Hootenanny

Cyrus, Miley Born 23 November 1992  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Sugary star of the Hannah Montana TV series and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. Now trying too hard to cultivate a "raunchy" image and has seemingly introduced the phrase "twerking" into mainstream parlance. Going Going Gone Mr & Mrs Drummerboy What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

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