
Alongside the regular
competition we have a theme team league. Here's the full table...
LATEST TABLE: 11th December 2018
| Pos. | Theme Team Name | Theme Team Description | Hits | Points |
| 1 | Heef's Politics XX | Politics | 8 | 72 |
| 2 | Nicked but not Dead | Stolen 2017 picks | 6 | 60 |
| 3 | Going Down in Down Under | Australians | 6 | 56 |
| 4 | House Of Soon To Be With The Lord | Politics | 6 | 56 |
| 5 | Devin and his Summer Girls | 19 women and our Devin | 4 | 53 |
| 6 | A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association | Alliterative celebs | 5 | 51 |
| 6 | Sudden Death | Football | 5 | 51 |
| 8 | See You In Hell | Bad lads | 3 | 49 |
| 9 | Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad | Wrestling | 4 | 48 |
| 9 | DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home | DDP rejects | 5 | 47 |
| 11 | Grim Reaper, we're needed | Stars of The Avengers | 6 | 44 |
| 11 | P@F only girls | Women | 4 | 43 |
| 13 | The Star Spangled Coffin | American politics | 4 | 39 |
| 14 | Old People Party of 20 | People over 90. | 6 | 37 |
| 15 | Old People, Young Death | 95 and over | 6 | 36 |
| 16 | Ikea Nokia Lego | Scandanavians | 4 | 36 |
| 16 | No More Expenses | UK politics | 4 | 36 |
| 18 | Zodiac's Wishlist | Capricorns | 4 | 36 |
| 19 | From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? | Z-Cars stars | 5 | 35 |
| 19 | And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor | Never selected on the DDP before | 4 | 34 |
| 21 | Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food | Writers | 3 | 34 |
| 22 | At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... | Football | 2 | 33 |
| 22 | #1 Hits | Musicians with #1 singles | 4 | 31 |
| 24 | BBC Heaven | BBC stars | 3 | 31 |
| 25 | The Politicorpses | Politics | 4 | 30 |
| 25 | Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… | Ronald Reagan's mates | 3 | 30 |
| 27 | All Part Of The Show... Right? | TV and film stars | 4 | 28 |
| 28 | American As Apple Pie | Latinos | 2 | 27 |
| 28 | Boddies... Manchester's Finest | Mancunians | 4 | 26 |
| 28 | Sid And Marty Coffin | Sid and Marty Kroft associates | 3 | 26 |
| 31 | Comedy Cremations | Comedians | 4 | 25 |
| 31 | Decomposing Blubber | Chubsters | 3 | 25 |
| 31 | Kennedy Driving School | Politics | 2 | 25 |
| 31 | M6 Toll(ed) | Midlanders | 2 | 25 |
| 35 | Brexodus | Politics | 4 | 24 |
| 35 | Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 | God knows | 3 | 24 |
| 35 | Golden Oldies | Old celebs | 3 | 24 |
| 35 | Lullabye-bye of Broadway | Broadway | 3 | 24 |
| 35 | Complications from a Fall | Dictators | 2 | 24 |
| 40 | Perfect 10 | Ten-letter names | 1 | 24 |
| 41 | Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party | Vietnam | 3 | 23 |
| 41 | Gray Panthers | Really old people | 6 | 22 |
| 41 | The Empire State Strikes Back | New York | 3 | 22 |
| 41 | Obscura Camera | The stars of memes old and new. | 2 | 22 |
| 41 | See You In Heaven | Salt of the earth | 3 | 21 |
| 46 | Old As Dirt | Centenarians | 5 | 20 |
| 46 | One Century Is Enough, Madam! | Old women | 3 | 20 |
| 48 | She's a Goner | Women | 2 | 20 |
| 48 | Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi | Australians | 1 | 20 |
| 48 | Lead, Follow and Die This Year | Politics | 3 | 19 |
| 48 | The Final Whistle | Sporting heroes | 3 | 19 |
| 48 | Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them | The Simpsons | 2 | 18 |
| 53 | Nobel Laureates | Winners of the Nobel prize... | 2 | 18 |
| 53 | Hell to the Chief | World leaders. | 3 | 17 |
| 53 | Losing the Plot | Dementia sufferers | 3 | 17 |
| 56 | The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com | British sitcoms | 3 | 17 |
| 57 | ...and Its Goodnight From Him | Rons | 2 | 16 |
| 57 | Ruling The Afterlife | World leaders | 2 | 16 |
| 59 | Keep It In Your Pants | Sex pests | 1 | 16 |
| 59 | Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? | Under 50 | 1 | 16 |
| 59 | Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career | Sex pests | 1 | 16 |
| 59 | BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X | Cult fandom stars | 1 | 16 |
| 59 | The Show Can't Go On | Nonogenarian celebs. | 3 | 15 |
| 59 | Vive la France...et la mort! | Frenchies | 3 | 15 |
| 59 | Syndication Zombies | Telly stars | 3 | 15 |
| 66 | Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . | Rock stars | 2 | 15 |
| 66 | Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed | TV of yesteryear | 2 | 15 |
| 66 | Deutschland verabschiedet sich! | Germany | 3 | 14 |
| 66 | Alliteratively Alive No More | Alliterative celebs | 2 | 14 |
| 66 | Sad Last Days | National Enquirer fodder | 2 | 14 |
| 66 | GOODBYLADIES | Women | 2 | 13 |
| 72 | Death, Uh, Finds a Way | Film stars | 2 | 13 |
| 72 | Where's me coffin? | Carla Lane sitcom stars | 2 | 13 |
| 72 | Clog Poppers | Pop stars | 2 | 12 |
| 72 | Lunar Obit Rendezvous | Space types | 2 | 12 |
| 72 | 16 Is The Number | People born on the 16th of the month. | 1 | 10 |
| 77 | All Quiet on the Westerns Front | Western stars | 1 | 10 |
| 77 | If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? | Smarties | 1 | 10 |
| 77 | Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad | Comedians | 1 | 10 |
| 80 | All these moments will be lost | Sci-fi types | 1 | 9 |
| 80 | Cashier Number 88 Please | Born in 1930 | 1 | 9 |
| 80 | Nobel(e)y Dying | Winners of the Nobel prize... | 1 | 9 |
| 80 | The Right to Die | American right-wingers | 1 | 9 |
| 80 | CENTAURIANS | Older than 100 | 2 | 8 |
| 85 | Ice Dancing | Ice Hockey | 1 | 8 |
| 85 | OldPolesEtc | Eastern Europe | 1 | 8 |
| 85 | Gris Gris | Reduplicated names | 1 | 8 |
| 85 | Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today | The pop stars of 1982 | 1 | 7 |
| 85 | Rockers who Rolled to the Grave | Musicians | 1 | 7 |
| 85 | 20 Crooners Croakin' | Musicians | 1 | 6 |
| 85 | A-Holes | The letter A | 1 | 6 |
| 85 | Jane's Antique Wrinklies | Old people | 1 | 6 |
| 85 | Laughter Kills | Comedians | 1 | 6 |
| 85 | While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet | Comedians who've told the "Aristocrats" joke | 1 | 6 |
| 85 | Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny | Kenneths | 1 | 5 |
| 85 | Awarded Oscarites | Oscar winners | 1 | 5 |
| 85 | Death is International | People from countries | 1 | 5 |
| 98 | Destination Eschaton | Philosophers | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Taking The Michael | Michaels | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Great Gig in the Sky | Musicians | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | I Hear Voices | Voiceover stars | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Kentucky Fried Genocide | Oscar nominees | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls | Football | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Pop Goes The Pop Star | Pop stars | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | The Survivors | Last of their kind | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE | John Le Carre adaptations | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Sing Your Last Song For Me | Singers | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | Super Squirrels | Alliterative celebs | 1 | 5 |
| 93 | 2018 Exit Draft | Sporting heroes | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | 20 to 1: Music for the soul | Musicians | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Academie des Morts | Brainy Frenchmen | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead | Country musicians | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Kardashian's Fire Department | Youngsters with "problems" | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Dead Continent | Asians | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Dead Skin on Trial | People banned from various roles and places | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn | Rockers and Dame Vera | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Decaying Orbit-uaries | Space types | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Dr Who's Next | Doctor Who types | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Headless Church | Religious types | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Hit Me with Your Best Shot | Gunmen | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | How You Doin | Good lookin' types | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks | Detective fiction | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | IT'S A COP-OUT 2018 | Police chiefs | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Ivan Idea for a Theme Team | Ivan Ivanovs | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Last of The Summer Winos | Last of the Summer Wine | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Marks and Spencers | People called Mark or Spencer | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | 1982 was the best year for pop | 1982 pop stars | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!! | Bond villains | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten | Obscure names | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | 2 old 2 date James Woods | Barely legal cuties | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Old Lags and Old Slags | Inmates | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Passing of the passed | Celebrities this guy has passed in the street | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Peace, Drugs, and Death | 1960s counter-culture | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | P@F rap(L)ist | Sex pests | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts | Canucks | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel | Batman | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Scrubber Out | Porn stars | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad | Dad rock | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Train Wreck Central | Troubled celebs | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Trek Wars | Star Wars/Star Trek crossover stars | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die | Tory knights of the realm. | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Unpersons | Big Brother contestants | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Waiting for Ugo | Midlands footballers | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Watership Sunk | Watership Down stars | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | What The Folk | Folk musicians | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy | Star Wars | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead | Music | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Slippery Soap | Soap operas | 0 | 0 |
| 93 | Snort the Ashes | Singers with colourful private lives | 0 | 0 |
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