| 1 | Gray Panthers | People over 100 | 11 | 43 |
| 2 | Bad People | Nasty pieces of work and Clive Dunn! | 3 | 42 |
| 3 | The Terry Fenwick Benefit Invitational Select Third XX | Football | 4 | 40 |
| 4 | Ashes To Ashes | Australia & England players | 4 | 39 |
| 5 | First Lady's First | First Ladies of the World | 4 | 35 |
| 5 | Coupled To Death | Celebrity couples | 3 | 35 |
| 6 | The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders | Members of the "Easy Company" WWII regiment | 2 | 24 |
| 7 | Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party | Vietnam War | 3 | 22 |
| 7 | in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks | Detective Fiction | 2 | 22 |
| 9 | Nobel Losers | Nobel prize winners | 4 | 21 |
| 10 | Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader | Heads of State | 2 | 20 |
| 11 | ...and Its Goodnight From Him | People called "Ron" | 2 | 18 |
| 11 | Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets | Name-checked by Half Man Half Biscuit | 2 | 18 |
| 11 | Glorious Leaders Plus Clive | World leaders | 2 | 18 |
| 15 | Turf & Toast | Horse racing | 2 | 17 |
| 16 | DDP it's as easy as AA-BB-CC | Alliteratively named celebs | 2 | 16 |
| 16 | Loco In Acapulco | Mexican drug war | 1 | 16 |
| 18 | Hollywood Beyond | Movies | 3 | 15 |
| 18 | Radio Ga Ga Gone | Radio | 2 | 15 |
| 18 | What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? | Celebrities under | 1 | 15 |
| 21 | "M" Is The Deadliest Letter | Celebs with surnames beginning with "M" | 2 | 14 |
| 21 | Dying For Some Points | Jazz | 2 | 14 |
| 21 | On The Final Lap | Motor racing | 2 | 14 |
| 24 | Death's Choice, Ladies! | Famous women | 2 | 13 |
| 25 | Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them | The Simpsons | 2 | 12 |
| 25 | Order Of The British Empire | Baubled celebs | 2 | 12 |
| 27 | Of All The Morgues In All The World, You Died In Mine | Movies | 2 | 11 |
| 28 | On The Box/In The Box | Television | 1 | 10 |
| 28 | Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over | Norn Iron | 1 | 10 |
| 30 | Dead Man's Team 2 | Sport | 1 | 9 |
| 30 | Going The Way Of The Wall | Germany | 1 | 9 |
| 30 | Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten | Obscure celebs | 1 | 9 |
| 30 | Pobol Y Fedd | Wales | 1 | 9 |
| 30 | When Will Their Massive Reserves Of Fat Go Rancid? | Fat People | 1 | 9 |
| 35 | Simply Dead | Mancunians | 1 | 8 |
| 36 | David the Aspie | Dictators/ Autocrats | 1 | 7 |
| 36 | Kentucky Fried Genocide | Oldest Oscar nominees | 1 | 7 |
| 36 | She's A Goner | Women | 1 | 7 |
| 39 | Dead Commons | Politics | 1 | 5 |
| 40 | Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes | Icelanders | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan? | Sunderland players | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Crossing The Styx | Nonagenarians | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Dawn Of The Dead | Dawn in their name | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Dead 80s | 1980s people | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Death Speaks German | Germans | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? | Mikes and Hunts | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing | The Simpsons | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please | Darts players | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Ohio And Goodbye-O | People from Ohio | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts | Johns | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Seoul Takers | South Koreans | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | The Dead Canadians | Canadians | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Too Smart To Die | Brainy people | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Vienna Calling | Austrians | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | World Wrestling Deadaration | Wrestlers | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy | Star Wars | 0 | 0 |
| 40 | Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing | Writers | 0 | 0 |
