Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: C

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Caan, James Born 26 March 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Hollywood actor, known for his roles in 'The Godfather', 'Rollerball' and 'Misery'. Sad Last Days

Caballe, Montserrat  Born 12 April 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Died 6 October 2018  (Barcelona, Spain) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Opera singer, who famously sung 'Barcelona' with Freddie Mercury, which became the signature tune of the 1992 Olympics. Decomposing Blubber  Drop Dead Celebration  Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Gooseberry Crumble Jane's Antique Wrinklies Lard Bazaar Madonna's Hand Of Bod

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. Alsdeadliest Taking The Michael Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. 2018 Exit Draft

Callow, Simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. The Honey Trap

Calman, Kenneth Born 25 December 1941  (Glasgow, UK) Chair of the Calman Commission, which set out to determine if devolution was a feasible goal for Scotland. Spoiler alert: it isn't. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny

Cameron, Earl Born 8 August 1917  (Pembroke, Bermuda) Pioneering actor who helped raised the profile of black actors in the UK in the 1960s. CENTAURIANS Pool Ghoul  Unusual Suspects

Camm, Bessie  Born 20 June 1904  (place of birth unknown) Died 11 May 2018  (Rotherham, UK) Age at death: 113  (read death notice) UK's oldest person as of 2017. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Breathless Predictor's Predictions Gray Panthers 20 Hits No Problem I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Madonna's Hand Of Bod Puzlman's Passing Picks The Old Ones are the Pests

Campbell, Alastair Born 25 May 1957  (Keighley, UK) Shy, humble former Downing Street press secretary, now stealing a living as one of the worst living columnists. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Campbell, Alva  Born 30 April 1948  (place of birth unknown) Died 3 March 2018  (Chillicothe, Ohio, USA) Age at death: 69  (read death notice) Death row inmate who made 2017 headlines when his execution was halted because medics couldn't find a vein healthy enough to stick a needle in. Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed

Campbell, Philip Date and place of birth unknown Visual effects artist. Watership Sunk

Campbell, Ronnie Born 14 August 1943  (Tynemouth, Northumberland, England) Labour MP for Blyth Valley since 1987. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Brexodus Simply Dead

Campbell, Vivian Born 25 August 1962  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Guitarist for rock bands Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy and Dio. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Boo! I'm dead Aye, they're off the fags alright Funeral Holmes You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Well, it was a decent innings…

Campion, Charles Date and place of birth unknown British food critic for several newspapers. Angela of Death

Cannon, Tommy Born 27 June 1938  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) The taller half of Cannon & Ball; now teams up with his old sidekick to do evangelical stuff as well as comedy routines. Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Capes, Geoff Born 23 August 1949  (Holbeach, Lincolnshire, England) Fomer Great Britain international shot putter and twice winner of the World's Strongest Man competition. Aber-Deads Decomposing Blubber

Caplin, Mortimer Born 11 July 1916  (New York City, USA) Lawyer who served as the IRS Commissioner during the JFK administration. Obituarynotice

Cappotelli, Matt  Born 12 November 1979  (Caledonia, New York, USA) Died 29 June 2018  (Jeffersontown, Kentucky, USA) Age at death: 38  (read death notice) One-time top WWE prospect whose career was halted when he was diagnosed with a brain tumour. Will he be "Tough Enough" to beat it? 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before The Love Boat Crofty's Coffin Crew Day in the Death Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Deceased Hose Drollercoaster Dumb Sum Bitch Bucket Of Blood Going Underground Jackie Treehorn Pan Breed Pity Da Foolz Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad  Shaun of the Dead 69 Heading Nowhere The Blight House Still Life The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes The Living End Thomas Jefferson Survives Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Carbajal, Antonio Born 7 June 1929  (Fife, Scotland) Former Mexico national goalkeeper. One of only 2 players to have appeared in five World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls Sudden Death

Card, Orson Scott Born 24 August 1951  (Richland, Washington, USA) Science fiction author. All these moments will be lost

Cardin, Pierre Born 6 July 1922  (Venice, Italy) French fashion designer, known, if anything, for designing the bubble dress. CoffinItUp Coffin Fit Dead Is Dead Death Stinks deathlist.net Golden Oldies His & Hearse Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Joni Mitchell Dies Jumptheshark v.9.0 Quebec's Predictions The Show Can't Go On Simply Dead Spectre of Death There Goes Another One! :) Time for you tomb Vive la France...et la mort! Zombie Nation

Cardinale, Claudia Born 15 April 1938  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress of 1960s and 1970s Italian cinema, who starred in some films by Luchino Visconti and Sergio Leone. Was named among one of the 50 most beautiful actresses in film history. Today she is an outspoken activist for women's and gay rights. Alliteratively Alive No More How You Doin

Carew, Rod Born 1 October 1945  (Gatun, Panama) Major League Baseball player and coach. Mr C

Carey, Mariah Born 27 March 1969  (Long Island, New York, USA) Multi-platinum selling R&B singer and alleged 'Diva'. Now turning her hand to acting. Alsdeadliest

Cariou, Len Born 30 September 1939  (St Boniface, Manitoba, Canada) Actor on both stage and screen, originated the role of Sweeney Todd in its 1979 Broadway run. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Carle, Eric Born 25 June 1929  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Children's author and illustrator best known for the 1969 book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Carlisle, Clarke Born 14 October 1979  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Former journeyman footballer who later became chairman of the Professional Footballers Association. Attempted suicide shortly before Xmas 2014 by stepping in front of a lorry. eejit Everyone Falls Asleep  I Told You I was Ill Burt Lungcancer's Bombers UTC William Hague's Special Friend

Carlisle, Mary  Born 3 February 1912  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Died 1 August 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 104  (read death notice) Former film child actress & singer. Apricot Crumble Gray Panthers Grim McGraw Hangman's XX 20 Hits No Problem Mercarte Obituaries 'R' Us Old As Dirt Old People, Young Death

Carlsson, Dagny Born 8 May 1912  (Kristianstad, Sweden) Swedish celebrity who gained fame after starting a blog aged 100, and now regularly appears on light entertainment shows over there. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Carlucci, Frank  Born 18 October 1930  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 3 June 2018  (McLean, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) US Secretary of Defense from 1987-1989. Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!!

Carmichael, John Born 5 October 1930  (Melbourne, Australia) Pianist, composer and music therapist. Wrote the Concierto folklorico. Dead and Dusted 2

Carnahan, Jean Born 20 December 1933  (Washington DC, USA) The first woman to represent Missouri in the US Senate, she was elected to replace her late husband Mel. And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. Pearly Gates Vive la France...et la mort!

Carr, Bunny Born 31 July 1927  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish TV host, most notably as quizmaster for the gameshow 'Quicksilver' throughout the late 60s and 70s. Died September 2018 but no obit. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carr, Kevin Born in Aldridge, UK  (exact date unknown) Former logistics manager for the All Blacks hailed as a hero for his rescue work during the Christchurch earthquake. Died January 2018 but no obit. Going Down in Down Under Here's Who You Could Have Won

Carr, Pearl Born 2 November 1923  (Exmouth, Devon, England) One half of the famous UK musical act of the 1950s with Teddy Johnson. Drop Dead Celebration Pop Goes The Pop Star

Carreras, Jose Born 5 December 1946  (Barcelona, Spain) The third wheel of the Three Tenors, who has successfully beaten leukemia in the past. Lastorders

Carrere d'Encausse, Helene Born 6 July 1929  (Paris, France) French historian who predicted the socio-geographic break-up of the USSR ten years before it happened. Academie des Morts

Carrey, Jim Born 17 January 1962  (Newmarket, Ontario, Canada) Rubber faced actor/comedian - famous for 'The Mask', 'Ace Ventura' and 'The Truman Show', amongst others. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Carrington, Peter  Born 6 June 1919  (London, England) Died 9 July 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Former British Foreign Secretary, Secretary-General of NATO, and something equally high-ranking in the UN. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Black Penguins of Doom Bladerunner Brexodus deathlist.net Dr Shipman's Waiting Room  Dying For Some More Points House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Joni Mitchell Dies Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte No More Expenses Old People, Young Death Old People Party of 20 Spectre of Death The Buckley Mystic The Politicorpses UTC Who Turned Out The Lights? You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Carrodus, Frank Born 31 May 1949  (Cheshire, England) Former winger for Aston Villa in the late 1970s. Waiting for Ugo

Carroll, Pat Born 5 May 1927  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Actress - voice of the villanous Ursula in 'The Little Mermaid'. I Hear Voices It's A Grim World (After All)

Carroll, Ted Date and place of birth unknown Record label founder and manager of Irish rock legends Thin Lizzy. See You In Heaven

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. William Hague's Special Friend

Carter, Aaron Born 7 December 1987  (Tampa, Florida, USA) Pre-teen pop star of the 1990s, gave us "Crazy Little Party Girl", "Crush On You" and other classics of the genre. Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice

Carter, Allister Born 25 July 1979  (Colchester, Essex, England) Snooker player, Runner-up in the 2008 & 2012 World Championship. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. A Good Innings Baldy Forever BLIMEY! Body Snatcher's Body Count Worm Fodder Breathless in Seattle Breathless Brownest Bread BXBOY422 Chelski Pensioners Crofty's Coffin Crew Dai Yab'stards DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dead And Dusted 1 Deader than a dead thing deathlist.net Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Drunkasaskunk Fat kids always win at seesaw Girlfriend in a Coma Going Going Gone Going Green Grendel's Graveyard Zombie Dance Party Headstone Holders Hell to the Chief His & Hearse House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre Well, it was a decent innings… Joni Mitchell Dies Jumptheshark v.9.0 Just another American Idiot Kennedy Driving School They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte Mr C Mr. Whits wonders Nobel Laureates Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… Old People Party of 20 One-Way Pickett's Popped Off Picks Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks Quebec's Predictions Ruling The Afterlife Say Hi To Uncle George Scythe Matters See You In Hell Spectre of Death Squid's Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Just Fade Away Already The Grateful Dead Cheggers Checks Out The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park There Goes Another One! :) The Star Spangled Coffin Time for you tomb Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Who Turned Out The Lights? Widows Pick You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must be Croaking! Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Carter, Nick Born 28 January 1980  (New York, USA) Baby-faced Backstreet Boys heartthrob, struggled with substance and legal problems after the group's heyday. P@F rap(L)ist

Carter, Rosalynn Born 18 August 1927  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Wife of former US President Jimmy Carter. The Star Spangled Coffin

Carter, Terry Born 16 December 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor - 'McCloud', 'Battlestar Galactica'. All these moments will be lost

Cary, Diana Serra Born 26 October 1918  (Merced, California, USA) Child actress of the 1920s. Jane's Antique Wrinklies NoSoup4U! Old People Smell Of Piss

Cash, Bill Born 10 May 1940  (London, England) Conservative 'eurosceptic' MP for Stone. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Cash, Tabatha Born 27 December 1973  (Saint Denis, Paris, France) French former pornographic actress. Scrubber Out

Casper, DJ Born 31 May 1971  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) DJ and musician who had a UK number 1 in 2004 with 'Cha Cha Slide'. #1 Hits Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dead Ends GUN Away GUN Fishing Spirited Away The Whipping Posts

Castelnuovo, Nino Born 28 October 1936  (Lecco, Italy) Hunky Italian leading man of the 1960s, equally capable in arthouse, spaghetti western and erotic comedies. Most Unique Picks 2018

Castro, Raul Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. Just another American Idiot Ruling The Afterlife

Catsimitides, John Born 7 September 1948  (Nisyros, Greece) World's 557th richest man as of the start of 2016, mainly through his dealings in grocery stores. Decomposing Blubber

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Cecchi Gori, Vittorio Born 27 April 1942  (Florence, Italy) Chairman of Fiorentina football club during the 1990s, the Gabriel Batistuta era. Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Dumb Sum Bitch Guild of Master Reapers

Cellier, Peter Born 12 July 1928  (Hendon, Middlesex, England) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Cepeda, Orlando Born 17 September 1937  (Ponce, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican baseball player. American As Apple Pie

Cervinski, David Born 8 November 1970  (Geelong, Australia) Australian footballer with no caps but he does have skin cancer, hence his appearance here. Going Down in Down Under Here's Who You Could Have Won

Chagrin, Julian Born 22 February 1940  (place of birth unknown) Actor, most famous as the "secret lemonade drinker" in the 1970s R Whites' adverts. Grim Reaper, we're needed

Chakiris, George Born 16 September 1934  (Norwood, Ohio, USA) Oscar-winner actor thanks to his apperance as Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks in "West Side Story". And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor Awarded Oscarites

Chalk, Cynthia Born 9 December 1913  (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) Canadian photographer. Died April 2018 but no obit. Old As Dirt

Chalmers, Stevie Born 26 December 1936  (Glasgow) Former footballer, scored the winning goal for Celtic FC in the 1967 European Cup final. The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

Chambers, Anne Cox Born 1 December 1919  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Matriarch of the Cox Enterprises communcations company. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association

Chamorro, Violeta Born 18 October 1929  (Rivas, Nicaragua) First female president of Nicaragua in 1990, following the ousting of Daniel Ortega's Sandanista regime. American As Apple Pie

Champion, Marge Born 2 September 1919  (Los Angeles, California) Dancer and choreographer, mainly for MGM in the 1940s with her husband Gower Champion. GOODBYLADIES

Channing, Carol Born 31 January 1921  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Broadway actress. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 All Part Of The Show... Right? Are You Still Dying, Darling? Blackburn Brownbread Charon's Crew Circling The Drain Fuck 'Em All GOODBYLADIES Grim McGraw Death, Uh, Finds a Way Jane's Antique Wrinklies Kentucky Fried Genocide Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Let Us Embalm You Lullabye-bye of Broadway Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Pickett's Popped Off Picks Pool Ghoul Soylent Dreams Squid's Stiffs Just Fade Away Already Wot The Deuce You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling Zombie Nation

Channon, Mick Born 28 November 1948  (Orcheston, Wiltshire, England) Former Southampton and England striker, later a successful horse racing trainer. Taking The Michael

Chapman, Beth Born 29 October 1967  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Wife of racist mid-2000s reality TV show star Dog the Bounty Hunter. Had to pull out of Celebrity Big Brother when the UK denied her a Visa to work. Shovelful of Dirt

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. Hit Me with Your Best Shot Marks and Spencers

Chappell, Eric Born in Grantham, Lincolnshire, England  (exact date unknown) Television writer of arguably ITV's greatest ever situation comedy, 'Rising Damp'. Born 1933. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Chappell, Ian Born 26 September 1943  (Unley, Australia) Highly influential cricket player and arguaby the greatest captain the Australian team has ever seen. Now a power player behind the scenes of the sport. Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Charlene, (singer) Born 1 June 1950  (Hollywood, California, USA) Singer who enjoyed a UK number 1 in 1982 with a song first recorded six years earlier, 'I've Never Been to Me'. 1982 was the best year for pop

Charles, Jeanette Born 15 October 1927  (place of birth unknown) Actress look-a-like of Queen Elisabeth II. Unusual Suspects

Charles, Prince Born 14 November 1948  (Buckingham Palace, London, England) Heir to the throne. An iffy DDP pick due to the longevity of his parents & grandmother. Cobbles to a Coffin Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Charlton, Bobby Born 11 October 1937  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 1966 World Cup-winning footballer and survivor of the 1958 Munich air crash. Oliver's Army (of The Dead) Read 'em and Reap Satan's Hootenanny

Charlton, Jack Born 8 May 1935  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Wor Jackie' (actually christened John) who alongside his brother Bobby won the World Cup with England in 1966. Managed the Republic of Ireland to a glorious run of major championship appearances in the 1980s/90s. The Forest Lawn Jockeys Headstone Holders Lord Gravedigger Oliver's Army (of The Dead) Burt Lungcancer's Bombers Shorter of Breath, One Day Closer to Death The Final Whistle Szaboss! There Goes Another One! :)

Chase, Chevy Born 8 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor & comedian, very popular in the 1970s & 1980s after his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Tentoesup The Empire State Strikes Back

Chasen, Heather Born 20 July 1927  (Singapore) Character actress extrodinaire, in everything from 'Crossroads' to 'EastEnders' to 'The Navy Lark' to the Hugh Jackman Les Mis to 1970s sex comedies. Was also one of Amanda Barrie's lesbian lovers. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? Slippery Soap

Chater, Geoffrey Born 23 March 1921  (Barnet, Hertfordshire, England) Character actor on British TV & film, on screen for more than 50 years. Also an accomplished stage actor. The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Chatto, Beth  Born 27 June 1923  (Good Easter, UK) Died 13 May 2018  (Elmstead Market, UK) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Landscaper and plantswoman behind the imaginatively named Beth Chatto Gardens in Essex, a favourite of Prince Charles. Lidders Late Lamentables

Chaturvedi, Sudhakar Born in Balepet, India  (exact date unknown) Indian religious leader & scholar. Gray Panthers

Chau, Tran Ngoc Born in Hue, Vietnam  (exact date unknown) Political prisoner during the Vietnam War, who was accused of passing information to the Communists. After Saigon fell to the Communists in 1975, he was arrested by them for being too loyal to the previous regime. Some guys don't get the breaks… Born 1923. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Chea, Nuon Born 7 July 1926  (Voat Kor, Battambang, Cambodia) Former "Brother Number 2" of the Khmer Rouge movement, Pol Pot's effective deputy. Complications from a Fall Funeral Holmes Heef's Politics XX

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. Dying For Some Points Rockers who Rolled to the Grave Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead Super Squirrels

Checkland, Michael Born 13 March 1936  (place of birth unknown) Director-General of the BBC from 1987-1992. BBC Heaven

Chen, Q May Born in Taipei, Taiwan  (exact date unknown) Woman who went viral after having a "wedding shoot" starring just herself following a her diagnosis with terminal breast cancer. Sovereign-Reaper

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. 5 Feet and 1 to Go BXBOY422 Circling The Drain Just another American Idiot Missing Parsons Report Pickett's Popped Off Picks Tentoesup There Goes Another One! :) The Star Spangled Coffin Wayne Manor

Cheng, Francois Born 30 August 1929  (Nanchang, China) French academic, responsible for translating many of the great works of Chinese literature. Academie des Morts

Cher, (singer/actress) Born 20 May 1946  (El Centro, California, USA) Singer, actress, gay icon, the "male-sounding one" out of Sonny & Cher, who, amongst many other things, has won an Oscar. Dead Loss Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Sing Your Last Song For Me  Tentoesup

Cherry, Don Born 5 February 1934  (Kingston, Ontario, Canada) Outspoken Canadian ice hockey commentator. Not to be confused with the late jazz musician. Ice Dancing

Chesney, Ronald  Born 4 May 1920  (London, UK) Died 12 April 2018  (Surrey, UK) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Comedy scriptwriter, mainly remembered for 'On the Buses' and 'The Rag Trade'. Before that, he was a top harmonica soloist. Born 1922. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Chiba, Sonny Born 22 January 1939  (Fukoka, Japan) Japanese film star, the man who was the international face of kung-fu movies between the Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan eras. Perfect 10

Chindamo, Learco Born in Milan, Italy  (exact date unknown) The killer of headmaster Philip Lawrence in 1995 when aged 15. Now released. Born August 1980. Old Lags and Old Slags

Chinnery, Teddie Born 5 May 1927  (London, UK) One-third of the Beverly Sisters, along with her twin sister Babs. Unusual Suspects

Chirac, Bernadette Born 18 May 1933  (Paris, France) Politician and wife of former French President Jacques Chirac. Apricot Crumble

Chirac, Jacques Born 29 November 1932  (Paris, France) Former President of France. Hated by most countries, but loved by his own. Aber-Deads ARS-IN-HOLE Chelski Pensioners Deadies 5 Faster Than A Dead Horse Heef's Politics XX House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life They're Loving Angels Instead Madonna's Hand Of Bod Mercarte Pearly Gates Ruling The Afterlife Vive la France...et la mort! Windsor the Troll

Chittell, Chris Born 19 May 1948  (Aldershot, UK) Longest-serving actor in Emmerdale, having played the role of Eric Pollard since 1986. Early in his career, he also starred in a softcore porn film alongside a young Stellan Skarsgard. Passing of the passed

Chivers, Sara  Date and place of birth unknown Died 28 January 2018  (Melbourne, Australia) Age at death: 34  (read death notice) Cancer mum with a cancer baby. Stunningly depressing story. A Good Innings  The Love Boat Drunkasaskunk Going Down in Down Under Still More Life Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Chelski Pensioners Destination Eschaton If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? See You In Hell

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Boo! I'm dead Aye, they're off the fags alright Deader than a dead thing Falling Off The Perch His & Hearse They're Loving Angels Instead Laughter Kills Maybe Next Year(s) Peace, Drugs, and Death Song to the Siren The Rotting Corpses of the Undead They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Train Wreck Central Zit-Wang Gorbachov Zombie Nation

Chretien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. Ruling The Afterlife Zodiac's Wishlist

Christie, Chris Born 6 September 1962  (Newark, New Jersy, USA) U.S. Politician. Gris Gris

Christie, Tom Born 26 March 1927  (place of birth unknown) Rower who represented Great Britain in the 1948 Olympic Games in London. The Final Whistle

Chung, Sammy Born 16 July 1932  (Abingdon-on-Thames, Berkshire, England) Former striker for Reading and Norwich City, later manager for Wolverhampton Wanderers and Doncaster Rovers. Last Gasp Saloon

Churchill, Dick Date and place of birth unknown Last surviving participant of the "Great Escape" from Stalag Luft III, allegedly saved from execution as German soldiers thought he may be Winston's nephew. Well at least that's what he told them… Time's-Up Team

Churchman, Ysanne Born 14 May 1925  (Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire, England) Actress, best known as the voice of Grace Archer in 'The Archers' and was famously killed off in 1955 on the same night as the launch of ITV. Unusual Suspects

Cisovsky, Marian Born 2 November 1979  (Humenne, Slovakia) Slovak international defender, has had his career curtailed due to a battle with ALS. Jackie Treehorn OldPolesEtc

CK, Louis Born 12 September 1967  (Washington DC, USA) American comedian and onanist. Keep It In Your Pants Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career

Clair, Jean Born 20 October 1940  (Paris, France) French essayist and historian, who helped catalogue the complete works of Balthus. Academie des Morts

Clancier, Georges-Emmanuel Born 3 May 1914  (Limoges, France) French poet, has won the Prix Goncourt and numerous other froggy literary gongs. Died July 2018 but no obit. CENTAURIANS

Clapton, Eric Born 30 March 1945  (Ripley, UK) Legendary guitarist and the only man inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame three times. Sometimes forgets to shut the window. Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Clare, Helen  Born 24 November 1916  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Died 15 September 2018  (Dorchester, UK) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) British singing star of the 1940s, a contemporary of Dame Vera Lynn. Born November 1916. Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  (London, England) Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clark, Dwight  Born 8 January 1957  (Kinston, North Carolina, USA) Died 4 June 2018  (Montana, USA) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Two-time Super Bowl champion who spent his entire career as a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers. Now, as with many of his contemporaries, battling ALS. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Jackie Treehorn

Clark, Lawrence Gordon Date and place of birth unknown English TV director and producer who gave us the 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' series of Yuletide spooky tales during the 1970s. And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. 20 Crooners Croakin' Blackburn Brownbread Clog Poppers From Here to Eternity Zombie Dance Party

Clark, Ramsey Born 18 December 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Laywer who was the Attorney General under President Lyndon Johnson in the 1960s before acting as devil's advocate for the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and Saddam Hussein. Mind you, if can work with LBJ, you can work with anyone... Apricot Crumble Circling The Drain

Clark, W. T. Born 11 April 1919  (Croydon, UK) One of the few remaining Battle of Britain airmen, flew with 219 Squadron. The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. Abracadaver Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny No More Expenses Rhys' Rest in Peace's

Clarke, Ralph Date and place of birth unknown Britain's oldest convict, jailed in 2016 for a series of child sex crimes. Born 1915. Lard Bazaar Mortem Omnibus

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. Last of The Summer Winos  The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Clarke, Tom Born 10 January 1941  (Coatbridge, UK) MP for Coatbridge for 33 years. Has chronic fatigue syndrome and a papal knighthood. Missing Parsons Report

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Former presenter of 'Top Gear', and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying…ahem…less nice things about him. Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre Lived So Let's Die

Clary, Robert Born 1 March 1926  (Paris, France) French born American actor, best known for his role as Corporal LeBeau in 'Hogan's Heroes'. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Circling The Drain Pearly Gates Syndication Zombies The Survivors They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Clayton, Edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. M6 Toll(ed)

Cleary, Beverly Born 16 April 1916  (McMinnville, Oregon, USA) Writer of novels & short stories for children. One of her characters, Ramona, had a TV series adaptation in the 1980's. CENTAURIANS c.a.daver Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Golden Oldies Old People Party of 20 Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Pearly Gates Satan's Hootenanny Just Fade Away Already There Goes Another One! :)

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Alsdeadliest Widows Pick

Clegg, John Born 9 July 1934  (Murree, Pakistan) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Clegg, Johnny Born 7 June 1953  (Bacup, UK) Lancashire-born but South African-raised afro-pop musician who helped break down colour barriers during the apartheid era as a member of the multi-racial band Juluka. Carkers Convention 2018 Crofty's Coffin Crew Drollercoaster Ethnic Cleansing 20 Hits No Problem Life Flies By So Fast Plan B from Outer Space The Living End The Whipping Posts Thomas Jefferson Survives

Clifford, Don "Nick" Born 5 July 1951  (place of birth unknown) Last surviving member of the team that carved out the faces in Mount Rushmore. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of The Summer Winos

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Aardvark's Bupa Listing You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Kennedy Driving School Sad Last Days Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Spectre of Death

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, former Senator, former Secretary of State and 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Breathless in Seattle Kennedy Driving School Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice

Clooney, George Born 6 May 1961  (Lexington, Kentucky, USA) Former TV star, now big in the world of films, firstly as an actor, and more recently as a producer & director. Also quite politically active in recent years, which has been reflected in his movies. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Honey Trap

Clooney, Nick Born 13 January 1934  (Maysville, Kentucky, USA) Journalist and news anchorman, father of George. Zodiac's Wishlist

Coates, Anne V.  Born 12 December 1925  (Reigate, Surrey, England) Died 8 May 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Film editor in classics such as 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'The Elephant Man'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Cochran, Thad Born 7 December 1937  (Pontotoc, Mississippi, USA) The longest-serving current member of the US Congress as of 2018. JoeRam

Cocks, John Born 23 August 1966  (New Zealand) "Cocksy", a regular on New Zealand TV and the country's answer to Handy Andy. Day in the Death Going Down in Down Under  Gris Gris .....Norfolk & Good Still Life

Coetzee, J.M. Born 9 February 1940  (Cape Town, South Africa) Two-time Booker Prize winner, Nobel Laureate and possible the most critically regarded writer from Africa in history. Nobel(e)y Dying

Cohen, George Born 22 October 1939  (London, England) Former footballer with Fulham & England, England's right back when they won the 1966 World Cup. God's Gonna Gettem

Cohen, Jack Born 19 September 1933  (Norwich, England) British reproductive scientist. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Cohen, Stanley Born 17 November 1922  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American biochemist & Nobel Prize winner. Nobel Laureates

Cohen-Tannoudji, Claude Born 1 April 1933  (Constantine, Algeria) French physicist who won the 1997 Nobel Prize for Physics thanks to his work on laser cooling. Nobel(e)y Dying

Cohn, Marc Born 5 July 1959  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Singer-songwriter behind karaoke staple "Walking In Memphis"? Will he be seeing the ghost of Elvis again this year? Marks and Spencers

Cole, Andy Born 15 October 1971  (Nottingham, UK) Much-mocked Manchester United, Newcastle, Blackburn and England striker who was actually a better player than people let on. Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Cole, Cheryl Born 30 June 1983  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Girls Aloud singer & now a judge on the 'X-Factor'. Shorter of Breath, One Day Closer to Death

Cole, Richard Born 7 September 1915  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Last survivor of the "Doolittle" raid on Tokyo during WWII in 1942. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Riding The Jesus Train The Survivors  They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Cole, Stephanie Born 5 October 1941  (Solihull, Warwickshire, England) Veteran actress who first hit fame in 1982 in the series 'Tenko' before playing Diana Trent in 'Waiting for God'. Currently part of the 'Doc Martin' ensemble. M6 Toll(ed)

Coleman, Dabney Born 3 January 1932  (Austin, Texas, USA) Moustachioed actor, best known for his role as the sexist boss in 'Nine to Five'. Heads in a Bag

Colley, Kenneth Born 7 December 1937  (Manchester, England) Recognisable, sad-eyed character actor. Played Admiral Piett in two 'Star Wars' films and was the mysterious "accordian man" in the classic BBC drama 'Pennies from Heaven' in 1978. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Collins, James "Gerry" Born 16 October 1938  (Abbeyfeale, Ireland) Former two-time foreign minister in the Irish government. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Hangman's XX Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel Satan's Hootenanny Widows Pick

Collins, Michael Born 31 October 1930  (Rome, Italy) Apollo 11 command module pilot - orbited the Moon while his colleagues Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got all the glory of landing and walking on it. Spent over 4 days in the Van Allen radiation belts. Cashier Number 88 Please Charon's Crew Decaying Orbit-uaries Taking The Michael Lunar Obit Rendezvous They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Collins, Phil Born 30 January 1951  (London, England) Baldy drummer/singer out of Genesis and Live Aid. Grief Hijackers Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Collins, Shirley Born 5 July 1935  (Hastings, UK) One of the key singers in the 1970s British folk revival, who often recorded with her sister Dolly. What The Folk

Collins, Tony Born 19 March 1926  (London, England) Former foorballer who becames Britain's first black club manager, taking Rochdale to the first ever League Cup final in 1961. Dead And Dusted 1

Coltrane, Robbie Born 30 March 1950  (Rutherglen, Scotland) Large Scottish comedian who has achieved the rare feat of making the transition from stage to TV to serious big-screen roles, having appeared in two James Bond films and the three Harry Potter ones to date. The Honey Trap See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya

Conacher, Jim Born 5 May 1921  (Motherwell, UK) NHL player for the Detroit Red Wings and New York Rangers. Ice Dancing

Condon, Paul Born 10 March 1947  (place of birth unknown) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1993-2000. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Connery, Sean Born 25 August 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actor, director and producer. Worked as a coffin-polisher before becoming the first James Bond and playing him in 7 films. Knighted in 2000. Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 Awarded Oscarites Blueberry Crumble Worm Fodder CJN c.a.daver Dead Last? Dead Right! Down Under the Daisies Hangman's XX Pistol Knights Puzlman's Passing Picks Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Sad Last Days Song to the Siren Spectre of Death Tentoesup There Goes Another One! :) The Rotting Corpses of the Undead They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. #1 Hits It's Grim Up North Aber-Deads ARS-IN-HOLE Worm Fodder Comedy Cremations Coughing up Daisies Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Dead Spotters eejit Going Going Gone I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lived So Let's Die SeasideEssexXile Simply Dead Chemo Sabee The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Conrad, Robert Born 1 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor turned radio host. Not at all Well Syndication Zombies You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling

Constantine II of Greece, (monarch) Born 2 June 1940  (Psychiko, Athens, Greece) Former King of Greece until the Monarchy was abolished there. Manuel's Stiffs

Conway, Jimmy Born 8 October 1946  (Dublin, Ireland) 20-cap Ireland international who made 314 first-team appearances for Fulham. Now battling dementia. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill

Conway, Noel Date and place of birth unknown Right-to-die campaigner who suffers from ALS. Born circa 1950. Cancel My Appointments Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Dusted 1 Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Girlfriend in a Coma Hippoposthumous And Now His Watch Is Ended Finding Chemo  Madonna's Hand Of Bod .....Norfolk & Good  People I Think Might Die In 2018 United Plan B from Outer Space Shaun of the Dead 69 Chemo Sabee

Conway, Tim Born 15 December 1933  (Willoughby, Ohio, USA) American character actor who appeared alongside Ernest Borgnine in the sitcom McHale's Navy. BXBOY422 Grim Sleeper I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Weakend At Bernies Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Tentoesup  The Survivors Wayne Manor While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Conyers, John Born 16 May 1929  (Highland Park, Michigan, USA) Was the last surviving member of either the House or Senate from the LBJ presidency, until he was forced to resign in 2017. Keep It In Your Pants Kennedy Driving School Not at all Well Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career

Cook, Jeff Born 27 August 1949  (Fort Payne, Alabama, USA) Founder member of country-rock mediocrities Alabama. Everyone Falls Asleep

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  (England) Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. See You In Hell

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. Lord Gravedigger Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Cooper, George A.  Born 7 March 1925  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Died 16 November 2018  (Petersfield, UK) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Character actor who's been in everything from 'Grange Hill' to 'Doctor Who'. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Cooper, Jilly Born 21 February 1937  (Essex, England) Tory writer of terrible faux-erotic novels for sexually repressed members of the upper middle class. Sadly survived the 1999 Ladbroke Grove rail crash. 2018 Runners and Riders

Cooper, Martin Born 26 December 1928  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Inventor of the cell (mobile) phone which either makes him one of the great technological pioneers or the Devil incarnate. Your choice… If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Cooper, Pat Born 31 July 1929  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American stand-up comedian, barely known in the UK. Captain Hemlock's Twenty While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny BBC Heaven Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? The Heeflich Manoeuver

Coppola, Anton Born 21 March 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Conductor and uncle of film director Frances Ford Coppola. Obituaries 'R' Us Whitehouse

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Mr. Whits wonders

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Corbyn, Jeremy Born 26 May 1949  (Chippenham, Wiltshire, England) Bike-riding leader of the Labour Party and loser of the 2020 General Election. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Cord, Alex Born 3 May 1933  (Gainesville, Texas, USA) American actor best known as Archangel in 1980s action series 'Airwolf'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Corey, E. J. Born 12 July 1928  (Methuen, Massachusetts, USA) Organic chemist and recipient of the 1990 Nobel prize in chemistry "for his development of the theory and methodology of organic synthesis". Nobel Laureates

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of cult films snd encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro among many others. Circling The Drain Gooseberry Crumble Where's My Damn List?

Cortese, Valentina Born 1 January 1923  (Milan, Italy) Actress, who appeared alongside the likes of James Stewart and Spencer Tracy. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. BXBOY422 Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 His & Hearse Just another American Idiot Keep It In Your Pants Lastorders Laughter Kills Not at all Well P@F rap(L)ist Sad Last Days Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career Squid's Stiffs The Buckley Mystic The Grim Reaper Where's My Damn List?

Cosgrove, Brian Born 6 April 1934  (Manchester, UK) The "Cosgrove" in Cosgrove Hall, creators of kids' TV classics "Danger Mouse" and "Count Duckula". And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Cosmo, James Born 24 May 1948  (Clydebank, UK) Scottish character actor who can probably retire off the convention fees alone from "Game of Thrones". Unpersons

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Cashier Number 88 Please Dead Is Dead I Hear Voices

Court, Margaret Born 16 July 1942  (Perth, Australia) One of the top women tennis players of the 1960s. Now a controversial figure due to her views on homosexuality in the game. Headstone Holders

Cox, Jane Born 13 May 1952  (UK) Longest-serving female Emmerdale castmember as of the start of 2018, having played Lisa Dingle since 1996. Passing of the passed

Cox, Kadeena Born 10 March 1991  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Great Britain paralympian who three gold medals in two different sports at Rio in 2016. Who Turned Out The Lights?

Coyote, Peter Born 10 October 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor whose counter-culture activism and Buddhist beliefs stopped him becoming an A-lister. Was strongly considered for the role of Indiana Jones, but perhaps best known as the scientist in "E.T." Peace, Drugs, and Death

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. Where's me coffin?

Crampton, Bruce Born 28 September 1935  (Sydney, Australia) Runner up in four golf majors, all to Jack Nicklaus. You can't get past the Golden Bear, eh, Tiger? In The Hole!

Craven, John Born 16 August 1940  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) TV presenter and newsreader. BBC Heaven Obituaries 'R' Us

Crawford, Christina Born 11 June 1939  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Writer of "Mommie Dearest", an autobiographical account of child abuse by her adoptive mother Joan Crawford now used as kitsch for drag queens. Blueberry Crumble

Crawford, Cynthia Date and place of birth unknown Margaret Thatcher's personal assistant for some 40 years. Death will probably be a release…. Brexodus

Crawford, Michael Born 19 January 1942  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) TV actor who made his name as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em', before successfully reinventing himself as a serious stage actor, taking starring roles in 'Barnum' and 'Phantom of the Opera'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway Obituaries 'R' Us Zodiac's Wishlist

Creme, Lol Born 19 September 1947  (Prestwich, Lancashire, England) Former member of 1970s art-poppers 10cc before having a successful career as a video director with Kevin Godley. 1982 was the best year for pop

Cribbins, Bernard Born 29 December 1928  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Actor & comedian, a veteran of 'Carry On' films. Holds the record for most story-tellings on 'Jackanory'. Recently played Wilf Mott in 'Doctor Who'. Angela of Death Dr Who's Next Grim Reaper, we're needed  Headstone Holders Lord Gravedigger BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X Szaboss!

Crider, Bill Born 28 July 1941  (Mexia, Texas, USA) American crime fiction author. Died in February 2018 but no obit. The Heeflich Manoeuver

Crosby, David Born 14 August 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) One third of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and indeed one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Peace, Drugs, and Death  Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Crosby, Norm Born 15 September 1927  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US stand-up comedian, often on television. Laughter Kills

Cross, Christopher Born 3 May 1951  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Singer-songwriter who enjoyed his biggest success in the 1980s. 1982 was the best year for pop

Crowell, Rodney Born 7 August 1950  (Crosby, Texas, USA) Throwback country and Americana artist, a two-time Grammy winner and former son-in-law to Johnny Cash. Everyone Falls Asleep

Cruickshank, John Born 20 May 1920  (Aberdeen, Scotland) The last surviving recipient of the Victoria Cross for air action in WWII. Golden Oldies They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Crumb, Robert Born 30 August 1934  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Cartoonist, creator of "Fritz, the Cat" and "Mr. Natural". Peace, Drugs, and Death

Cruz, Ted Born 22 December 1970  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Junior U.S. senator from Texas since 2013. The Right to Die

Cryer, Barry Born 23 April 1935  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Prolific comedy writer and panellist on radio comedy shows. BBC Heaven ISIHAC Who Died They're Loving Angels Instead Read 'em and Reap

Cryne, Patrick  Date and place of birth unknown Died 22 January 2018  (Barnsley, England) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Owner of Barnsley FC. Born March 1951. Stepped down from his duties late in 2016 for health reasons. A Good Innings Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Amanita Virosa Banana's Peel Slippers Carkers Convention 2018 Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Day in the Death Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Ends Dead Loss Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health  Dead Wait Deceased Hose Drollercoaster Drunkasaskunk Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat kids always win at seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead  Girlfriend in a Coma Bucket Of Blood Going Underground Guild of Master Reapers GUN Away GUN Fishing Hippoposthumous 20 Hits No Problem I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life  And Now His Watch Is Ended Jellydead Finding Chemo Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Neither There Nor Thereabouts Nicked but not Dead .....Norfolk & Good Pan Breed P@F deathlist Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers People I Think Might Die In 2018 United Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space  A Trophy for Atrophy Rhys' Rest in Peace's Shaun of the Dead 69 Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Chemo Sabee  Stone Dead Cert Sudden Death  Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Anfield Iron The Blight House Still Life The Deadest Of The Dead  Cheggers Checks Out  The Living End The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister Wall Street Massacre  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must be Croaking! Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. Alsdeadliest  Laughter Kills Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sad Last Days  Satan's Hootenanny Who Turned Out The Lights? Zombie Nation

Culver, Michael Born 16 June 1938  (London, England) Prolific stage and television actor, son of Ronald Culver. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Cumbes, Jim Born 4 May 1944  (Manchester, UK) Dual-sport athlete, both an accomplished fast bowler and goalkeeper. Possibly the only man to play against Pele and the Oxford University cricket team. Waiting for Ugo

Cunliffe, John  Born 16 June 1933  (Colne, Lancashire, England) Died 20 September 2018  (Kendal, UK) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Children's author, creator of 'Postman Pat'. BBC Heaven

Cunningham, Walter Born 16 March 1932  (Creston, Iowa, USA) Former Astronaut. Manned the lunar module on Apollo 7 in 1968. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Curley, Tim Born 28 April 1954  (place of birth unknown) Former athletic director at Penn State University who helped hush up claims of abuse against serial paedophile Jerry Sanduskey. The Whipping Posts

Curry, Tim Born 19 April 1949  (Grappenhall, Warrington, England) Actor specialising in villainous roles such as Dr. Frank N. Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. Funeral Holmes Grim McGraw It's A Grim World (After All) Well, it was a decent innings… Sid And Marty Coffin

Curtis, Sonny Born 9 May 1937  (Meadow, Texas, USA) Childhood friend of Buddy Holly who replaced him as the Crickets' lead singer following the Day the Music Died. Also wrote the lyrics for "I Fought the Law" as well as the "Mary Tyler Moore" theme tune. Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . .

Cussler, Clive Born 15 July 1931  (Aurora, Illinois, USA) Author, who has written many an rollicking adventure yarn. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Cyrus, Miley Born 23 November 1992  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Sugary star of the Hannah Montana TV series and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. Now trying too hard to cultivate a "raunchy" image and has seemingly introduced the phrase "twerking" into mainstream parlance. Alsdeadliest Going Going Gone Mr & Mrs Drummerboy The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

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