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Veteran British / American comedian and actor. A perrenial favourite in the Dead Pools, his demise was announced in the US Congress in 1999, but was swiftly withdrawn after the error was spotted.

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Young American actor, married to Jennifer "Friends" Anniston. No known health problems, but you can never be too sure with these Hollywood types. Perhaps it's just wishfull thinking for some insanely jealous guy.

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Jazz Trumpet and Flugelhorn maestro. No, I'm not making this up ! Played with Count Basie and Duke Ellington.

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British suicide campaigner and MS sufferer. Famously went to court to demand the right for her husband to assist with her death, without fear of prosecution. Her application was turned down.

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Character actor, probably most recognized by us Brits as the TV Repairman in "Pleasantville".

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British Actor, Comedian and Tiny Pianist (note to self, check spelling). Degrading health due to onset of progressive supranuclear palsy, but was able to pick up an OBE recently. Deteriorating health may be associated with recent remake of "Bedazzled" with Brendan Frazer in the Dudley Moore role.

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President of Bolivia, before stepping down thru' ill-health.

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A genuine "Friend of Italian Opera", legitimate Italian businessman and well respected member of the all American / Italian community. Presence of a horses head in his associates' beds is not an indication of kinkiness. Currently suffering from Throat Cancer.

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Katherine Hepburn

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Madame Chaing Kai-Shek (Chiang Mei-Ling)

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Marlon Brando

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Michael Barrimore

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Osama Bin Laden

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Patricia Neal

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Pope John-Paul II

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Princess Alice

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Princess Margaret

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Ronald Reagan

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Ronnie Biggs

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Spike Milligan

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Strom Thurmond

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Suharto (ex Pres of Indonesia)

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Ted Heath

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The Abbe Pierre

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The Queen Mother

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