HAW MUCH WOOD COULD A GRIM REAPER CHUK IF A REAPER HAWERCHUK WOOD?
Canadian Ice Hockey Hall of Famer Dale Hawerchuk has died after a struggle with stomach cancer. In his 16 year career he played for the Winnipeg Jets and the Philadelphia Flyers, and was considered part of the best team never to win the NHL. The obit was risked by three teams, and so Captain Hemlock, Tom’s Chainsaw Massacre and the Cancerous Hatred B team reap the rewards.
4 April 1963 – 18 August 2020